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Giving you the very best (or worst?) of the archive. The list can be quite dynamic, so come back often (hint hint).
| Joke | First Line | Views |  |
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I need help | An old man lived alone in Idaho ... | 32767 | 4282 | 519 | 11.4841 |
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Youth machine | An Amish boy and his father ... | 19144 | 2380 | 528 | 9.6740 |
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New Curtains | A blonde walked into a store ... | 14689 | 2651 | 1322 | 9.0476 |
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New York Lawyer | A New York lawyer went duck hunting ... | 28831 | 3364 | 833 | 8.7787 |
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Doctor vs Mechanic | A mechanic was removing a cylinder ... | 15253 | 1614 | 303 | 8.5950 |
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Tough decision | Your dog's barking at the back door ... | 12932 | 2165 | 1125 | 8.0421 |
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Fading Memory | Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation ... | 13202 | 1792 | 848 | 7.1504 |
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The female dormitory | The female dormitory ... | 20988 | 2253 | 1043 | 5.7652 |
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Worms | A biology teacher wished to demonstrate ... | 18525 | 1702 | 637 | 5.7490 |
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Comforting words | A man was seen fleeing down the hall ... | 10841 | 1187 | 584 | 5.5622 |
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3 wishes | A man was walking on the beach ... | 14347 | 2192 | 1395 | 5.5552 |
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You're Next | When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... | 32767 | 1977 | 157 | 5.5544 |
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Deal with dad | A young boy had just gotten his driving permit ... | 11750 | 1105 | 468 | 5.4213 |
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Swearing parrot | So there's this fella with a parrot ... | 17585 | 1642 | 730 | 5.1862 |
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CON | "CON" is the opposite of "PRO" ... | 16293 | 2582 | 1752 | 5.0942 |
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Counseling | A husband and wife came for counseling ... | 28499 | 1672 | 376 | 4.5475 |
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Lawyer's Dog | A lawyer's dog, running around town ... | 15577 | 916 | 364 | 3.5437 |
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Vacation | An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation ... | 13542 | 502 | 33 | 3.4633 |
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Blonde cover | A blonde walks into an appliance store ... | 19553 | 1162 | 486 | 3.4573 |
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Praying Parrots | A woman went to her priest with a problem ... | 14540 | 577 | 75 | 3.4525 |
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Look_at_stars | Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping t ... | 15568 | 591 | 54 | 3.4494 |
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Slapped | A man and his little girl were on an overcrowded elevator ... | 17793 | 674 | 61 | 3.4452 |
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Idea | How does a light bulb ... | 29360 | 1275 | 264 | 3.4435 |
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Feminists | How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ... | 11907 | 487 | 77 | 3.4434 |
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Viola Saw | What's the difference between a chain saw and a viola? ... | 7667 | 316 | 52 | 3.4433 |
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Upholstery | The man who fell into the upholstery machine? ... | 12459 | 488 | 59 | 3.4433 |
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Caught | Have you ever been caught smelling your mum's knickers ? ... | 3456 | 133 | 14 | 3.4433 |
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Leather | Jake Johansen: "A lady came up to me on the street ... | 697 | 24 | 0 | 3.4433 |
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Think | Jimmy is in math class when the teacher asks him a ... | 6767 | 246 | 13 | 3.4432 |
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Rescue | A cop walk down the Santa Monica pier. He suddenly hears a man ... | 10891 | 430 | 55 | 3.4432 |
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Salvation | A drunk went into a telephone booth and dialed at random ... | 10194 | 387 | 36 | 3.4432 |
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Dead Bulb | How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb? ... | 4066 | 164 | 24 | 3.4432 |
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Brighten_the_home | Eleanor remarked to husband Joe that their grandch ... | 5402 | 208 | 22 | 3.4432 |
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Bra_hat | What did the bra say to the hat? ... | 5460 | 198 | 10 | 3.4432 |
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Bodily Pain | A young woman said to her doctor ... | 12924 | 708 | 263 | 3.4432 |
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Can_hear | Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing pro ... | 11472 | 478 | 83 | 3.4432 |
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Running Bus | Why should you never run in front of a bus? ... | 6796 | 257 | 23 | 3.4432 |
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Sleep | How does an attorney sleep? ... | 8103 | 306 | 27 | 3.4432 |
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Palm Beach | How many Palm Beach voters does it take ... | 3427 | 134 | 16 | 3.4432 |
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Men055 | How many husbands does it take to change a lightbu ... | 4066 | 165 | 25 | 3.4432 |
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Computers | I have traveled the length and breadth of this country ... | 6825 | 252 | 17 | 3.4432 |
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Not_bush | "He didn't say that. He was reading what was give ... | 5402 | 207 | 21 | 3.4432 |
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Pol_truth | Q. What do you get when you ask a politician to te ... | 9468 | 451 | 125 | 3.4432 |
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Pullover | "Hey, you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. T ... | 4734 | 191 | 28 | 3.4432 |
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What | Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea-cup? ... | 9962 | 416 | 73 | 3.4431 |
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Neighbors | Sam...Sam...Some Unitarians have moved in next door! ... | 3311 | 124 | 10 | 3.4431 |
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Theatre_seats | This one guy was at a theater and he was sprawled ... | 7319 | 488 | 236 | 3.4431 |
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Grey Hair | Grey Hair ... | 6041 | 234 | 26 | 3.4431 |
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Unique | Statistically speaking, in China, even if you are ... | 6012 | 224 | 17 | 3.4431 |
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Library | A young fellow, who was cutting up in the library, ... | 9933 | 478 | 136 | 3.4431 |
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Insomnia | A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. ... | 7958 | 293 | 19 | 3.4431 |
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Father_of3 | A man was wandering around a fairground and he hap ... | 6012 | 291 | 84 | 3.4431 |
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VW (1) | How do you get an elephant into a VW? ... | 9294 | 401 | 81 | 3.4431 |
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Doggy 2 | Where would you find a dog with no legs? ... | 9962 | 379 | 36 | 3.4431 |
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Consultants | How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? ... | 4008 | 298 | 160 | 3.4431 |
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Castor Oil | Two farmers were in the local pub one night ... | 3979 | 149 | 12 | 3.4431 |
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Mice | How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... | 9323 | 377 | 56 | 3.4431 |
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Californians | How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? ... | 2643 | 96 | 5 | 3.4431 |
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Physiotherapists | How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? ... | 5954 | 235 | 30 | 3.4431 |
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Doctors | How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? ... | 8742 | 332 | 31 | 3.4431 |
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Prayer | Do you say a prayer before you eat? ... | 12692 | 473 | 36 | 3.4431 |
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Playing_docto3r | On the way to pre-school, the doctor had left her ... | 9294 | 543 | 223 | 3.4431 |
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Playing church | A man came home and saw his children along with a group ... | 6680 | 257 | 27 | 3.4431 |
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Hearing Aid | An old man was bragging to his neighbor ... | 12692 | 548 | 111 | 3.4431 |
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Crash Prayer | An airplane was about to crash, so the Unitarian Universalist ... | 7232 | 292 | 43 | 3.4430 |
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Ticket_stub | An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board ... | 6506 | 243 | 19 | 3.4430 |
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Smuggler | While crossing the US-MexiCan border on his bicycl ... | 3950 | 207 | 71 | 3.4430 |
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God's Army | A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day ... | 3921 | 234 | 99 | 3.4430 |
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Family Math | If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another ... | 21638 | 906 | 161 | 3.4430 |
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Viola Dog | What's the difference between a violist and a shaggy dog? ... | 6535 | 256 | 31 | 3.4430 |
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Kiss | Are you allowed to kiss a nun? ... | 16468 | 661 | 94 | 3.4430 |
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Torn | What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? ... | 4618 | 188 | 29 | 3.4430 |
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Seasick | What do you give a seasick elephant? ... | 9178 | 348 | 32 | 3.4430 |
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Machine gun | What do you call an elephant with a machine gun? ... | 3892 | 153 | 19 | 3.4430 |
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Doggy_style | Two mates were sharing drinks while discussing the ... | 11211 | 406 | 20 | 3.4430 |