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Top Jokes
Giving you the very best (or worst?) of the archive. The list can be quite dynamic, so come back often (hint hint).

	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Tough decision	Your dog's barking at the back door ...	4640	918	457	9.9353
	New Curtains	A blonde walked into a store ...	5293	933	423	9.6354
	I need help	An old man lived alone in Idaho ...	19520	2085	248	9.4109
	Youth machine	An Amish boy and his father ...	7943	915	204	8.9513
	New York Lawyer	A New York lawyer went duck hunting ...	21096	2140	561	7.4848
	Doctor vs Mechanic	A mechanic was removing a cylinder ...	7157	633	125	7.0979
	Fading Memory	Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation ...	5988	731	346	6.4295
	Worms	A biology teacher wished to demonstrate ...	11857	1084	409	5.6928
	CON	"CON" is the opposite of "PRO" ...	10966	1989	1365	5.6903
	The female dormitory	The female dormitory ...	13844	1377	600	5.6125
	Counseling	A husband and wife came for counseling ...	22772	1591	368	5.3706
	You're Next	When I was younger I hated going to weddings ...	32767	1817	148	5.0935
	Deal with dad	A young boy had just gotten his driving permit ...	5344	447	178	5.0337
	Swearing parrot	So there's this fella with a parrot ...	12564	1116	502	4.8870
	Comforting words	A man was seen fleeing down the hall ...	5311	541	290	4.7260
	3 wishes	A man was walking on the beach ...	8587	1233	833	4.6582
	Lawyer's Dog	A lawyer's dog, running around town ...	10778	860	358	4.6576
	Blonde cover	A blonde walks into an appliance store ...	14264	1108	472	4.4588
	Swimming Challenge	A blonde, brunette and redhead ...	11023	707	252	4.1277
	Bodily Pain	A young woman said to her doctor ...	10679	693	262	4.0360
	Blonde Driving	A blonde was swerving ...	5973	1174	935	4.0013
	Idea	How does a light bulb ...	25777	1264	245	3.9531
	Paddy Wagon	Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddywagon ...	5490	238	21	3.9526
	Prayers	A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy ...	1771	122	52	3.9526
	Sleep	How does an attorney sleep? ...	7008	303	26	3.9526
	Astronomers	How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? ...	1265	51	1	3.9526
	Strapping	I'm for bringing back the birch ...	5313	245	35	3.9526
	Pol_truth	Q. What do you get when you ask a politician to te ...	8020	441	124	3.9526
	Playing_docto3r	On the way to pre-school, the doctor had left her ...	7843	532	222	3.9526
	Upstairs Tennants	A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants ...	8172	439	116	3.9525
	Ticket_stub	An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board ...	5642	240	17	3.9525
	Rescue	A cop walk down the Santa Monica pier. He suddenly hears a man ...	9437	426	53	3.9525
	Stolen_hair	Eleven tons of human hair was stolen from a wig fa ...	6654	286	23	3.9525
	Family Math	If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another ...	17786	864	161	3.9525
	Army Key 3	What do you say after you run an army officer ...	9007	403	47	3.9525
	Jehovah's Witness	A lawyer was asked if he like to become a Jehovah's Witness. ...	5136	221	18	3.9525
	First Time	A young couple was parked in the local lovers lane ...	7995	325	9	3.9525
	Breakfast	The angry wife met her husband at the door. There ...	3365	141	8	3.9525
	Missing	A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour ...	4124	207	44	3.9525
	Cost Cutting	A big company offered $50 for money saving ideas ...	6401	311	58	3.9525
	Work Options	Work Options ...	11082	490	52	3.9524
	Virgin Wool	Where do you get virgin wool from? ...	4706	272	86	3.9524
	Salvation	A drunk went into a telephone booth and dialed at random ...	8830	383	34	3.9524
	Complaints	A man was just allowed to emigrate from the USSR ...	1847	131	58	3.9524
	No Feet	What do you call a guy with no feet? ...	6224	268	22	3.9524
	Banjo Anchor	What's the difference between a banjo and an anchor? ...	4200	196	30	3.9524
	Serve	A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked ...	6477	276	20	3.9524
	Please Stand	A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses ...	5212	234	28	3.9524
	High_horse	Get down off your high horse. ...	4959	224	28	3.9524
	Comfortable Underwear	When my wife had to rush to the hospital ...	4959	252	56	3.9524
	Gold Goat	What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? ...	7312	324	35	3.9524
	Christians	How many Christians does it take to change a light ...	6806	312	43	3.9524
	Freudians	How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? ...	2353	112	19	3.9524
	Beer	You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline ...	5541	250	31	3.9524
	Miceballs	Why do mice have such small balls? ...	7641	344	42	3.9524
	Match	I was in the subway today when I felt a hand in my pocket ...	8400	472	140	3.9524
	Cake Prices	Seen on a bakery delivery truck: ...	7894	353	41	3.9524
	Blond134	Why was the blonde delighted when she finished the ...	5794	296	67	3.9524
	Black Hair	What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black ...	7894	393	81	3.9524
	Pregnant	A couple just started their Lamaze class ...	3694	164	18	3.9524
	Upholstery	The man who fell into the upholstery machine? ...	10930	485	53	3.9524
	Supply Siders	How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb ...	4959	233	37	3.9524
	Hearing Aid	An old man was bragging to his neighbor ...	10930	542	110	3.9524
	Vasectomies	Did you hear about the moron who had eight vasecto ...	9134	391	30	3.9523
	Sick man	A man telephones his office and says: Sorry, I can't come in ...	11310	488	41	3.9523
	Bras	A man walks into the woman's section of a department store ...	2935	130	14	3.9523
	7 Dwarfs	The 7 dwarfs all went to bed feeling sleepy ...	7793	348	40	3.9523
	Roadie Bulb	How many roadies does it take to change a light bulb? ...	10146	476	75	3.9523
	Look_at_stars	Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping t ...	12322	537	50	3.9523
	Praying Parrots	A woman went to her priest with a problem ...	11664	536	75	3.9523
	Grapes	A talking duck waddles into a stop 'n' rob and ask ...	5035	209	10	3.9523
	Father_of3	A man was wandering around a fairground and he hap ...	5111	286	84	3.9523
	Blndnude	How do you tell a blind man in a nudist camp? ...	10728	452	28	3.9523
	Best Man	A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt ...	2682	114	8	3.9523
	Feminists	How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ...	10399	483	72	3.9523