|
Joke |
First Line |
Views |
 |
 |
Score |
 |
I need help |
An old man lived alone in Idaho ... |
32767 |
4282 |
519 |
11.4841 |
 |
Youth machine |
An Amish boy and his father ... |
19144 |
2380 |
528 |
9.6740 |
 |
New Curtains |
A blonde walked into a store ... |
14689 |
2651 |
1322 |
9.0476 |
 |
New York Lawyer |
A New York lawyer went duck hunting ... |
28831 |
3364 |
833 |
8.7787 |
 |
Doctor vs Mechanic |
A mechanic was removing a cylinder ... |
15253 |
1614 |
303 |
8.5950 |
 |
Tough decision |
Your dog's barking at the back door ... |
12932 |
2165 |
1125 |
8.0421 |
 |
Fading Memory |
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation ... |
13202 |
1792 |
848 |
7.1504 |
 |
The female dormitory |
The female dormitory ... |
20988 |
2253 |
1043 |
5.7652 |
 |
Worms |
A biology teacher wished to demonstrate ... |
18525 |
1702 |
637 |
5.7490 |
 |
Comforting words |
A man was seen fleeing down the hall ... |
10841 |
1187 |
584 |
5.5622 |
 |
3 wishes |
A man was walking on the beach ... |
14347 |
2192 |
1395 |
5.5552 |
 |
You're Next |
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... |
32767 |
1977 |
157 |
5.5544 |
 |
Deal with dad |
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit ... |
11750 |
1105 |
468 |
5.4213 |
 |
Swearing parrot |
So there's this fella with a parrot ... |
17585 |
1642 |
730 |
5.1862 |
 |
CON |
"CON" is the opposite of "PRO" ... |
16293 |
2582 |
1752 |
5.0942 |
 |
Counseling |
A husband and wife came for counseling ... |
28499 |
1672 |
376 |
4.5475 |
 |
Lawyer's Dog |
A lawyer's dog, running around town ... |
15577 |
916 |
364 |
3.5437 |
 |
Vacation |
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation ... |
13542 |
502 |
33 |
3.4633 |
 |
Blonde cover |
A blonde walks into an appliance store ... |
19553 |
1162 |
486 |
3.4573 |
 |
Praying Parrots |
A woman went to her priest with a problem ... |
14540 |
577 |
75 |
3.4525 |
 |
Look_at_stars |
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping t ... |
15568 |
591 |
54 |
3.4494 |
 |
Slapped |
A man and his little girl were on an overcrowded elevator ... |
17793 |
674 |
61 |
3.4452 |
 |
Idea |
How does a light bulb ... |
29360 |
1275 |
264 |
3.4435 |
 |
Feminists |
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ... |
11907 |
487 |
77 |
3.4434 |
 |
Viola Saw |
What's the difference between a chain saw and a viola? ... |
7667 |
316 |
52 |
3.4433 |
 |
Upholstery |
The man who fell into the upholstery machine? ... |
12459 |
488 |
59 |
3.4433 |
 |
Caught |
Have you ever been caught smelling your mum's knickers ? ... |
3456 |
133 |
14 |
3.4433 |
 |
Leather |
Jake Johansen: "A lady came up to me on the street ... |
697 |
24 |
0 |
3.4433 |
 |
Think |
Jimmy is in math class when the teacher asks him a ... |
6767 |
246 |
13 |
3.4432 |
 |
Rescue |
A cop walk down the Santa Monica pier. He suddenly hears a man ... |
10891 |
430 |
55 |
3.4432 |
 |
Salvation |
A drunk went into a telephone booth and dialed at random ... |
10194 |
387 |
36 |
3.4432 |
 |
Dead Bulb |
How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb? ... |
4066 |
164 |
24 |
3.4432 |
 |
Brighten_the_home |
Eleanor remarked to husband Joe that their grandch ... |
5402 |
208 |
22 |
3.4432 |
 |
Bra_hat |
What did the bra say to the hat?
... |
5460 |
198 |
10 |
3.4432 |
 |
Bodily Pain |
A young woman said to her doctor ... |
12924 |
708 |
263 |
3.4432 |
 |
Can_hear |
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing pro ... |
11472 |
478 |
83 |
3.4432 |
 |
Running Bus |
Why should you never run in front of a bus? ... |
6796 |
257 |
23 |
3.4432 |
 |
Sleep |
How does an attorney sleep? ... |
8103 |
306 |
27 |
3.4432 |
 |
Palm Beach |
How many Palm Beach voters does it take ... |
3427 |
134 |
16 |
3.4432 |
 |
Men055 |
How many husbands does it take to change a lightbu ... |
4066 |
165 |
25 |
3.4432 |
 |
Computers |
I have traveled the length and breadth of this country ... |
6825 |
252 |
17 |
3.4432 |
 |
Not_bush |
"He didn't say that. He was reading what was give ... |
5402 |
207 |
21 |
3.4432 |
 |
Pol_truth |
Q. What do you get when you ask a politician to te ... |
9468 |
451 |
125 |
3.4432 |
 |
Pullover |
"Hey, you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. T ... |
4734 |
191 |
28 |
3.4432 |
 |
What |
Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea-cup? ... |
9962 |
416 |
73 |
3.4431 |
 |
Neighbors |
Sam...Sam...Some Unitarians have moved in next door! ... |
3311 |
124 |
10 |
3.4431 |
 |
Theatre_seats |
This one guy was at a theater and he was sprawled ... |
7319 |
488 |
236 |
3.4431 |
 |
Grey Hair |
Grey Hair ... |
6041 |
234 |
26 |
3.4431 |
 |
Unique |
Statistically speaking, in China, even if you are ... |
6012 |
224 |
17 |
3.4431 |
 |
Library |
A young fellow, who was cutting up in the library, ... |
9933 |
478 |
136 |
3.4431 |
 |
Insomnia |
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. ... |
7958 |
293 |
19 |
3.4431 |
 |
Father_of3 |
A man was wandering around a fairground and he hap ... |
6012 |
291 |
84 |
3.4431 |
 |
VW (1) |
How do you get an elephant into a VW? ... |
9294 |
401 |
81 |
3.4431 |
 |
Doggy 2 |
Where would you find a dog with no legs? ... |
9962 |
379 |
36 |
3.4431 |
 |
Consultants |
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? ... |
4008 |
298 |
160 |
3.4431 |
 |
Castor Oil |
Two farmers were in the local pub one night ... |
3979 |
149 |
12 |
3.4431 |
 |
Mice |
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... |
9323 |
377 |
56 |
3.4431 |
 |
Californians |
How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? ... |
2643 |
96 |
5 |
3.4431 |
 |
Physiotherapists |
How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? ... |
5954 |
235 |
30 |
3.4431 |
 |
Doctors |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? ... |
8742 |
332 |
31 |
3.4431 |
 |
Prayer |
Do you say a prayer before you eat?
... |
12692 |
473 |
36 |
3.4431 |
 |
Playing_docto3r |
On the way to pre-school, the doctor had left her ... |
9294 |
543 |
223 |
3.4431 |
 |
Playing church |
A man came home and saw his children along with a group ... |
6680 |
257 |
27 |
3.4431 |
 |
Hearing Aid |
An old man was bragging to his neighbor ... |
12692 |
548 |
111 |
3.4431 |
 |
Crash Prayer |
An airplane was about to crash, so the Unitarian Universalist ... |
7232 |
292 |
43 |
3.4430 |
 |
Ticket_stub |
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board ... |
6506 |
243 |
19 |
3.4430 |
 |
Smuggler |
While crossing the US-MexiCan border on his bicycl ... |
3950 |
207 |
71 |
3.4430 |
 |
God's Army |
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day ... |
3921 |
234 |
99 |
3.4430 |
 |
Family Math |
If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another ... |
21638 |
906 |
161 |
3.4430 |
 |
Viola Dog |
What's the difference between a violist and a shaggy dog? ... |
6535 |
256 |
31 |
3.4430 |
 |
Kiss |
Are you allowed to kiss a nun? ... |
16468 |
661 |
94 |
3.4430 |
 |
Torn |
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? ... |
4618 |
188 |
29 |
3.4430 |
 |
Seasick |
What do you give a seasick elephant? ... |
9178 |
348 |
32 |
3.4430 |
 |
Machine gun |
What do you call an elephant with a machine gun? ... |
3892 |
153 |
19 |
3.4430 |
 |
Doggy_style |
Two mates were sharing drinks while discussing the ... |
11211 |
406 |
20 |
3.4430 |
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