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Giving you the very best (or worst?) of the archive. The list can be quite dynamic, so come back often (hint hint).
| Joke | First Line | Views |  |
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I need help | An old man lived alone in Idaho ... | 32767 | 4448 | 538 | 11.9327 |
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Youth machine | An Amish boy and his father ... | 19785 | 2507 | 552 | 9.8812 |
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New Curtains | A blonde walked into a store ... | 15261 | 2669 | 1336 | 8.7347 |
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New York Lawyer | A New York lawyer went duck hunting ... | 29290 | 3385 | 835 | 8.7060 |
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Doctor vs Mechanic | A mechanic was removing a cylinder ... | 15700 | 1638 | 304 | 8.4968 |
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Tough decision | Your dog's barking at the back door ... | 13342 | 2356 | 1237 | 8.3870 |
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Fading Memory | Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation ... | 13606 | 1821 | 854 | 7.1072 |
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Worms | A biology teacher wished to demonstrate ... | 18869 | 1799 | 660 | 6.0364 |
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Comforting words | A man was seen fleeing down the hall ... | 11156 | 1274 | 622 | 5.8444 |
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3 wishes | A man was walking on the beach ... | 14666 | 2298 | 1447 | 5.8025 |
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The female dormitory | The female dormitory ... | 21354 | 2258 | 1043 | 5.6898 |
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You're Next | When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... | 32767 | 1981 | 157 | 5.5666 |
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Deal with dad | A young boy had just gotten his driving permit ... | 12069 | 1137 | 473 | 5.5017 |
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CON | "CON" is the opposite of "PRO" ... | 16529 | 2700 | 1824 | 5.2998 |
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Swearing parrot | So there's this fella with a parrot ... | 17830 | 1647 | 734 | 5.1206 |
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Counseling | A husband and wife came for counseling ... | 28768 | 1675 | 377 | 4.5120 |
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Nursing Confusion | As I was nursing my baby ... | 995 | 2399 | 2358 | 4.1206 |
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Lawyer's Dog | A lawyer's dog, running around town ... | 15822 | 917 | 365 | 3.4888 |
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Vacation | An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation ... | 13762 | 506 | 33 | 3.4370 |
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Model | An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time ... | 10077 | 378 | 32 | 3.4336 |
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Look_at_stars | Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping t ... | 15791 | 596 | 54 | 3.4323 |
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Blonde cover | A blonde walks into an appliance store ... | 19784 | 1164 | 486 | 3.4270 |
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Family Math | If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another ... | 21779 | 907 | 161 | 3.4253 |
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Praying Parrots | A woman went to her priest with a problem ... | 14661 | 577 | 75 | 3.4241 |
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Gold Goat | What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? ... | 8411 | 325 | 37 | 3.4241 |
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Snake | A snake slithers into a bar ... | 8557 | 327 | 34 | 3.4241 |
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Upholstery | The man who fell into the upholstery machine? ... | 12529 | 488 | 59 | 3.4241 |
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Running Bus | Why should you never run in front of a bus? ... | 6834 | 257 | 23 | 3.4241 |
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Feminists | How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ... | 11974 | 487 | 77 | 3.4241 |
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Mice | How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... | 9404 | 378 | 56 | 3.4241 |
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Rates | A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about rates ... | 10806 | 437 | 67 | 3.4240 |
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Sand | What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? ... | 4118 | 266 | 125 | 3.4240 |
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Hippy Bulb | How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ... | 6396 | 237 | 18 | 3.4240 |
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Grapes | A talking duck waddles into a stop 'n' rob and ask ... | 5958 | 214 | 10 | 3.4240 |
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Food_choice | A guy is on a trip on a small airline. ... | 9667 | 521 | 190 | 3.4240 |
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Living Will | Living Will ... | 2132 | 106 | 33 | 3.4240 |
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Managers | How come managers don't go elephant hunting? ... | 3271 | 129 | 17 | 3.4240 |
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Seasick | What do you give a seasick elephant? ... | 9229 | 348 | 32 | 3.4240 |
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Gowns | What is the difference between an evening gown and a nightgown? ... | 10222 | 387 | 37 | 3.4240 |
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Civil | What is the difference between a chess player and a civil servant ... | 5958 | 328 | 124 | 3.4240 |
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Wad | What does Monica Loewenski have in her pocket? ... | 993 | 37 | 3 | 3.4240 |
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Shoe Size | A Canadian woman doesn't worry if her shoes fit her feet ... | 6805 | 260 | 27 | 3.4240 |
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Dead Frog | A pupil told his kindergarten teacher that he had found a frog ... | 7944 | 423 | 151 | 3.4240 |
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Beer | You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline ... | 6396 | 251 | 32 | 3.4240 |
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Microsoft Programmers | How many Microsoft programmers does it take ... | 10514 | 407 | 47 | 3.4240 |
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Doctors | How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? ... | 8791 | 332 | 31 | 3.4240 |
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Invention | Marriage is a wonderful invention ... | 5812 | 218 | 19 | 3.4240 |
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Moth Balls | What do you have if you have a moth ball in your ... | 4118 | 159 | 18 | 3.4240 |
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Runaway | How do you stop a runaway horse? ... | 2979 | 239 | 137 | 3.4240 |
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Strapping | I'm for bringing back the birch ... | 6104 | 245 | 36 | 3.4240 |
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Pol_truth | Q. What do you get when you ask a politician to te ... | 9521 | 451 | 125 | 3.4240 |
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Prayer | Do you say a prayer before you eat? ... | 12763 | 473 | 36 | 3.4240 |
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Drinking | As the doctor completed an examination of the patient ... | 9375 | 383 | 62 | 3.4240 |
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Hearing Aid | An old man was bragging to his neighbor ... | 12763 | 548 | 111 | 3.4240 |
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Virgin Wool | Where do you get virgin wool from? ... | 5520 | 275 | 86 | 3.4239 |
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Upstairs Tennants | A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants ... | 9609 | 445 | 116 | 3.4239 |
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Three Companies | I have to have a raise, the man said to his boss ... | 7769 | 361 | 95 | 3.4239 |
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Theatre_seats | This one guy was at a theater and he was sprawled ... | 7360 | 488 | 236 | 3.4239 |
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Dinosaurs | Velma was taking the tour of a national park not long ago ... | 8061 | 319 | 43 | 3.4239 |
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Grey Hair | Grey Hair ... | 6075 | 234 | 26 | 3.4239 |
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Cleopatra | Why did Cleopatra always say no? ... | 7769 | 292 | 26 | 3.4239 |
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Newcar | Fred was telling his friend how his uncle tried to ... | 4527 | 170 | 15 | 3.4239 |
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Roadie Bulb | How many roadies does it take to change a light bulb? ... | 11595 | 476 | 79 | 3.4239 |
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Terrorists | The terrorists have siezed the 'Attorney Building' ... | 4527 | 168 | 13 | 3.4239 |
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Forgetful | While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a restaurant ... | 6922 | 338 | 101 | 3.4239 |
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Kiss | Are you allowed to kiss a nun? ... | 16560 | 661 | 94 | 3.4239 |
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Ants | Teacher: Let's take the example of the busy ant ... | 10193 | 416 | 67 | 3.4239 |
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Eggs | Guy walks into a restaurant and orders eggs. ... | 13289 | 528 | 73 | 3.4239 |
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Lunch | Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks ... | 11449 | 429 | 37 | 3.4239 |
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Men | What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man? ... | 6367 | 543 | 325 | 3.4239 |
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Drink_blood | A man is captured by cannibals, every day they p ... | 7506 | 295 | 38 | 3.4239 |
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Bad seats | There was a Packers fan with ... | 9200 | 566 | 251 | 3.4239 |
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Stress | Stress is the basic discomfort created ... | 5228 | 198 | 19 | 3.4239 |
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Expelled | Hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? ... | 6367 | 298 | 80 | 3.4239 |
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Empty Pool | How do you empty a swimming pool of Canadians? ... | 6922 | 266 | 29 | 3.4239 |