"; // Get or update joke of the day include ('inc_common.php'); DBConnect(); $id = GetAJAD (); $jokeinfo = GetJoke("where ID=$id"); RecordView($id); $htmljoke = $jokeinfo->joke; $htmljoke = str_replace( "
", '', $jokeinfo->joke ); $htmljoke = str_replace( "
", '', $htmljoke ); $htmljoke = str_replace( "

", '', $htmljoke ); $htmljoke = str_replace( "

", '', $htmljoke ); $AJAD_DisplayDate = date("F j, Y"); print " TheClyde's Joke of the Day $ConfigURL A new joke every day, chosen from thousands of jokes, puns, shaggy dogs, practical jokes and other humors from my archive $ConfigURL/images/googlesmile.png theclyde@happy-gods.com theclyde@happy-gods.com A Joke A Day for $AJAD_DisplayDate $ConfigURL $htmljoke "; ?>