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A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy, wanting to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on shelf. Frustrated, deaf-mute unzips his pants, places his "member" on the counter, and puts down a dollar next to it. Pharmacist comes around counter, places his own "member" on the counter next to deaf-mute's. Since pharmacist's organ is larger, he picks up the dollar and puts it in his pocket. Exasperated, deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.
"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."

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