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Attention Webmasters!
Put TheClyde's Joke of the Day on your website for free. Everyday your visitors will see a new (and possibly funny) joke. Having something new on your website encourages people to visit more often. Visit our Links page to see how other people use the joke!

To add TheClyde's Joke of the Day to your site, copy the following block of code and add it to your page.


WARNING: Some of these jokes may be considered rude, offensive, sacriligious or even worse. I have tried to weed out the more offensive jokes, but you are still subject to my tastes.

You can use the code as it is, or configure it to fit into your websites theme.

TAG Affects Default TAG Affects Default
ts Title Font Size +1 ls Link Font Size -1
tc Title Font Color D61818 lf Link Font Face arial
tf Title Font Face arial la Link Alignment center
ta Title Alignment center nl Text Font Color 000000
ds Date Font Size -2 lk Link Font Color 0000FF
dc Date Font Color 000000 alk Active Link Font Color 0000FF
df Date Font Face arial vlk Visited Link Font Color 0000FF
da Date Alignment center bgc Background Color FFFFFF
js Joke Font Size +0 jf Joke Font Face arial
jc Joke Font Color 000080 ja Joke Alignment left

Customizing TheClyde's Joke of the Day
a-Joke-a-Day is 100% customizable to fit the look and feel of your site. Customization is easy - just pass any of the tags from the table to the script. You may use as many or as few of the tags as you want.
Give me a shout if you want some help with the customizations. Check out the links to see how other people have used A Joke A Day

Notes...

  • You can assign font sizes as absolute or reletive. To pass a positive relative (+3), use %2B instead of + sign
  • You can pass colors as either a color name (white, black, blue) or a hex combination (FFFFFF, 00FF99). If you pass the hex combination, you can send just the numbers, or preface it with a %23 (represents the #).

    Examples...
    ajad.php?tc=000000 would make the title black instead of red
    ajad.php?jc=aliceblue would make the background light blue instead of white
    ajad.php?jc=aliceblue&tc=000000 would make the title black and the background light blue
    ajad.php?ts=5 would make the title font size = 5
    ajad.php?ts=%2B2 would make the title font size = +2

    You can also change the size of TheClyde's Joke of the Day
    By altering the WIDTH, HEIGHT and FRAMEBORDER of the IFRAME element, you can change the size of the joke frame.

    • Attention Webmasters!
    Put TheClyde's Joke of the Day on your website

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