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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Comforting words	A man was seen fleeing down the hall ...	10841	1187	584	5.5622
	I feel fine	There was a man driving a pickup truck down a country road ...	2847	157	59	3.4422
	Inlaws or Outlaws	What's the difference between Outlaws and Inlaws? ...	1005	12	2	0.9950
	IRS	A businessman, on his deathbed ...	1425	88	39	3.4386
	Tattoo	I've had the letter W tattooed on both my bum cheeks ...	8743	329	28	3.4428
	Vacation	An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation ...	13542	502	33	3.4633
	Wagering Nun	Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal ...	992	4	5	-0.1008
	Waiting	A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and ...	623	12	0	1.9262
	Waiting	This woman decides to buy a new cupboard ...	860	20	3	1.9767
	Waiting	Dave went on a business trip for a few days ...	568	8	0	1.4085
	Walking Dog	There was this man that took his dog duck hunting ...	911	17	0	1.8661
	Walking Pipers	Why do pipers always walk when they play? ...	706	15	0	2.1246
	Walking with me	Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead ...	701	16	0	2.2825
	Wallace	Jones was having difficulty with the telephone. ...	735	13	3	1.3605
	Walrus	Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? ...	1458	57	38	1.3032
	War Between	There is only one war, and it's not between the ...	1957	184	253	-3.5258
	Warning	ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS ...	487	10	2	1.6427
	Warning!	Be very careful home depot shoppers this is for real ...	1069	14	1	1.2161
	Watch	A suburbanite in New Jersey was moving from one street to another ...	727	12	0	1.6506
	Watchmaker	A watchmaker is someone who doesn't charge extra ...	577	14	0	2.4263
	Water Formula	Chemistry teacher: What's the formula for water ...	898	13	2	1.2249
	Water Guns	When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift ...	1098	28	1	2.4590
	Water to Wine	A Catholic priest is driving to London to be on a radio show ...	3138	203	95	3.4417
	Watermelon	Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka ...	4939	235	65	3.4420
	Wears the Soap	Two nuns were taking a bath together. ...	1032	12	6	0.5814
	Web Love	My son just married a girl he met on the internet. ...	567	14	0	2.4691
	Website	A stockbroker says to his colleague, 'I don't think this line ...	667	15	3	1.7991
	Wedding Present	A bride who got a little too drunk at her wedding reception ...	1317	11	3	0.6074
	Wedding thoughts	As she hears the wedding march ...	554	12	0	2.1661
	Weevils	Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina ...	486	9	0	1.8519
	Welder	She was only the welder's daughter, ...	595	11	0	1.8487
	Well-hung	What do you call a well-hung irish male stripper? ...	579	10	0	1.7271
	Wester Rock	Hey there, pa'dner. What the heck is that there rock that makes ...	6361	254	35	3.4429
	Wet_pages	A man in bed with his wife, reading a book. Every ...	550	12	0	2.1818
	Whales	How do you circumsize a whale? ...	532	10	0	1.8797
	Whales2	Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off th ...	547	13	1	2.1938
	Whale_story	A Sunday School teacher tells her pupils the story ...	634	12	0	1.8927
	What	What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? ...	1513	204	152	3.4369
	What do you say	A midget slides up to a tall blonde and says ...	769	14	1	1.6905
	Whats_brown	Whats brown and runs round the garden? ...	497	13	0	2.6157
	Whats_he_like	A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policem ...	550	14	0	2.5455
	Whats_pink	What is pink and fluffy? ...	555	15	0	2.7027
	What_bust	A young buck went into a large store for a packet ...	529	10	1	1.7013
	What_is_gof	Three engineers were having lunch one day and got ...	473	12	0	2.5370
	What_word	What word starts with 'F' and ends with 'UCK'? ...	518	12	0	2.3166
	Wheelbarrow	The strong young man at the construction site was ...	512	11	0	2.1484
	Where_are-we	Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Ca ...	491	11	0	2.2403
	Whipper Snapper	A young couple were making passionate love in the ...	1013	36	78	-4.1461
	Whistle	I bought a wooden whistle, ...	487	10	0	2.0534
	White Collar	The stockbroker was nervous about being in prison ...	419	7	0	1.6706
	White Collor	A newly convicted man was nervous his first day in prison ...	941	137	167	-3.1881
	Who's Speaking	I got home, and the phone was ringing ...	486	11	1	2.0576
	Whole Wheat	Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex ...	579	12	0	2.0725
	Whooping Crane	The curator of the Madrid Zoo was particularly interested in ...	493	9	1	1.6227
	Whorehouse_sign	What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse sa ...	476	12	0	2.5210
	Whore_smell	Seems there was a PX Barber Shop on a military res ...	469	11	0	2.3454
	Who_am_i	It seems Bob Dole visited a nursing home last week ...	470	10	0	2.1277
	Why_alcohol	Why did god invent alcohol? ...	566	13	0	2.2968
	Why_seance	Why did the chicken go to a seance? ...	483	13	0	2.6915
	Width	I used to work in an art supply store ...	1083	14	0	1.2927
	Wiener	This guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came ...	466	13	0	2.7897
	Wife	what does a condom and a wife have in comon ...	612	10	1	1.4706
	Wife's Looks	A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said ...	590	12	0	2.0339
	Wifes panties	Two guyes were jogging one day. The first says to the other ...	699	18	0	2.5751
	Wifes_pantie2	Some bloke down the pub goes to his mate "When I g ...	538	10	0	1.8587
	Wifes_request	The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV ...	811	16	0	1.9729
	Willie Nelson's Statement	Willie Nelson's statement re: marijuana arrest ...	679	8	0	1.1782
	Wind & Port	A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in a lounge ...	596	14	0	2.3490
	Windows	There was on a course recently along with some DERA employees. ...	488	13	0	2.6639
	Windows	Why aren't government workers allowed to look out the window ...	490	15	0	3.0612
	Windy	An American guy was waiting on a London street cor ...	1976	73	5	3.4413
	Wine2	Has anyone heard of the latest white wine in Canad ...	858	10	0	1.1655
	Wine_blind	-"A bottle of wine, please." ...	490	12	0	2.4490
	Winterpeg	What do Winnipegger's do in the summer? ...	986	12	0	1.2170
	Winter_parking	Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morn ...	478	12	0	2.5105
	Wiring	What do you get when you cross a prostitute and drug dealer ...	411	8	0	1.9465
	Wisconsin	What's the capital of Wisconsin? ...	488	10	0	2.0492
	Wise Advice	Wise advice ...	481	8	0	1.6632
	Wiseup	"When I was small, I used to pray to God for a bik ...	1011	35	1	3.3630
	Wishful	One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies ...	437	6	0	1.3730
	With his Food	Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend ...	585	17	1	2.7350
	Witness	The officer reported to the watch commander about ...	483	10	0	2.0704
	Wizard	Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt' ...	689	14	1	1.8868
	Wolfie	Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she ...	496	11	0	2.2177
	Woman	What three letters turn a girl into a woman? ...	601	12	0	1.9967
	Woman	A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a storm ...	503	13	0	2.5845
	Woman love cats	I've never understood why women love cats ...	768	7	0	0.9115
	Women's Clubs	When I was with Maryland State Highway, I was invited to address ...	566	12	0	2.1201
	Wom_godsay	What did God say after creating Eve? ...	494	12	0	2.4291
	WonderBra	Why doea a Wonderbra resemble a dictatorship? ...	508	14	0	2.7559
	Wood stove	A minister, a psychologist, and an engineer are lost in the woods ...	507	9	0	1.7751
	Wood Types	One of the old guys is talking to a new guy about wood ...	537	11	0	2.0484
	Wooden Eye	Dobbins lost his eye in an accident ...	467	4	1	0.6424
	Words	Words mean more than what is merely set down on paper ...	456	10	0	2.1930
	Work Ethic	Always give 100% at Work ...	452	5	1	0.8850
	Work Late	Working late one evening the office phone rang. We didn't answer ...	546	11	0	2.0147
	Work Options	Work Options ...	12723	493	55	3.4426
	Workaholic	A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk ...	528	10	0	1.8939
	Working	Impatient guy asks a clerk in the county court hou ...	498	11	0	2.2088
	Worm	What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you' ...	479	12	0	2.5052
	Worry	I'd give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me ...	490	14	0	2.8571
	Worry	Worrying actually works! ...	446	10	0	2.2422
	Worry	I worried about my nan ...	1022	18	0	1.7613
	Worry (2)	Sometimes Nellie worries at night and can't go to sleep. ...	490	12	0	2.4490
	Worse	What's the only thing worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...	967	183	163	2.0683
	Worst_sin	"What is your worst sin?" ...	520	14	2	2.3077
	Wounded Skunk	A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk ...	514	11	0	2.1401
	Wrinkled	Whats wrinkled and hangs out my trousers? ...	545	10	0	1.8349
	Wrong	Larry Vermont came home weeping bitterly ...	476	11	0	2.3109
	Wrong Bus	A drunken man gets on the bus late one night ...	527	14	1	2.4668
	Wu Xa	Once upon a time, in a remote area of inland China ...	598	10	1	1.5050
	WWI Ooops	It seems that a young man volunteered for military service ...	493	11	1	2.0284