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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Comforting words	A man was seen fleeing down the hall ...	5311	541	290	4.7260
	I feel fine	There was a man driving a pickup truck down a country road ...	2354	152	59	3.9507
	Inlaws or Outlaws	What's the difference between Outlaws and Inlaws? ...	827	12	1	1.3301
	IRS	A businessman, on his deathbed ...	1240	88	39	3.9516
	Tattoo	I've had the letter W tattooed on both my bum cheeks ...	7592	324	24	3.9515
	Vacation	An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation ...	10628	451	31	3.9518
	Wagering Nun	Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal ...	865	4	3	0.1156
	Waiting	A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and ...	531	12	0	2.2599
	Waiting	This woman decides to buy a new cupboard ...	732	17	3	1.9126
	Waiting	Dave went on a business trip for a few days ...	483	8	0	1.6563
	Walking Dog	There was this man that took his dog duck hunting ...	778	16	0	2.0566
	Walking Pipers	Why do pipers always walk when they play? ...	599	15	0	2.5042
	Walking with me	Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead ...	618	16	0	2.5890
	Wallace	Jones was having difficulty with the telephone. ...	626	13	3	1.5974
	Walrus	Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? ...	1262	57	38	1.5055
	War Between	There is only one war, and it's not between the ...	1852	184	252	-3.6717
	Warning	ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS ...	410	10	2	1.9512
	Warning!	Be very careful home depot shoppers this is for real ...	985	14	1	1.3198
	Watch	A suburbanite in New Jersey was moving from one street to another ...	635	12	0	1.8898
	Watchmaker	A watchmaker is someone who doesn't charge extra ...	496	14	0	2.8226
	Water Formula	Chemistry teacher: What's the formula for water ...	770	11	2	1.1688
	Water Guns	When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift ...	912	28	0	3.0702
	Water to Wine	A Catholic priest is driving to London to be on a radio show ...	2755	202	94	3.9201
	Watermelon	Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka ...	4303	235	65	3.9507
	Wears the Soap	Two nuns were taking a bath together. ...	866	12	5	0.8083
	Web Love	My son just married a girl he met on the internet. ...	495	14	0	2.8283
	Website	A stockbroker says to his colleague, 'I don't think this line ...	572	15	3	2.0979
	Wedding Present	A bride who got a little too drunk at her wedding reception ...	1093	11	3	0.7319
	Wedding thoughts	As she hears the wedding march ...	472	12	0	2.5424
	Weevils	Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina ...	428	9	0	2.1028
	Welder	She was only the welder's daughter, ...	523	11	0	2.1033
	Well-hung	What do you call a well-hung irish male stripper? ...	513	10	0	1.9493
	Wester Rock	Hey there, pa'dner. What the heck is that there rock that makes ...	5543	253	34	3.9509
	Wet_pages	A man in bed with his wife, reading a book. Every ...	486	12	0	2.4691
	Whales	How do you circumsize a whale? ...	472	10	0	2.1186
	Whales2	Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off th ...	477	13	1	2.5157
	Whale_story	A Sunday School teacher tells her pupils the story ...	560	12	0	2.1429
	What	What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? ...	1316	204	152	3.9514
	What do you say	A midget slides up to a tall blonde and says ...	667	14	1	1.9490
	Whats_brown	Whats brown and runs round the garden? ...	431	13	0	3.0162
	Whats_he_like	A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policem ...	476	14	0	2.9412
	Whats_pink	What is pink and fluffy? ...	481	15	0	3.1185
	What_bust	A young buck went into a large store for a packet ...	467	10	1	1.9272
	What_is_gof	Three engineers were having lunch one day and got ...	409	12	0	2.9340
	What_word	What word starts with 'F' and ends with 'UCK'? ...	447	12	0	2.6846
	Wheelbarrow	The strong young man at the construction site was ...	447	11	0	2.4609
	Where_are-we	Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Ca ...	430	11	0	2.5581
	Whipper Snapper	A young couple were making passionate love in the ...	939	36	78	-4.4728
	Whistle	I bought a wooden whistle, ...	428	10	0	2.3364
	White Collar	The stockbroker was nervous about being in prison ...	350	7	0	2.0000
	White Collor	A newly convicted man was nervous his first day in prison ...	866	137	167	-3.4642
	Who's Speaking	I got home, and the phone was ringing ...	424	11	1	2.3585
	Whole Wheat	Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex ...	481	11	0	2.2869
	Whooping Crane	The curator of the Madrid Zoo was particularly interested in ...	427	9	1	1.8735
	Whorehouse_sign	What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse sa ...	412	12	0	2.9126
	Whore_smell	Seems there was a PX Barber Shop on a military res ...	397	11	0	2.7708
	Who_am_i	It seems Bob Dole visited a nursing home last week ...	408	10	0	2.4510
	Why_alcohol	Why did god invent alcohol? ...	492	12	0	2.4390
	Why_seance	Why did the chicken go to a seance? ...	424	13	0	3.0660
	Width	I used to work in an art supply store ...	1013	14	0	1.3820
	Wiener	This guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came ...	404	13	0	3.2178
	Wife	what does a condom and a wife have in comon ...	533	10	1	1.6886
	Wife's Looks	A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said ...	513	12	0	2.3392
	Wifes panties	Two guyes were jogging one day. The first says to the other ...	626	18	0	2.8754
	Wifes_pantie2	Some bloke down the pub goes to his mate "When I g ...	470	10	0	2.1277
	Wifes_request	The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV ...	722	16	0	2.2161
	Willie Nelson's Statement	Willie Nelson's statement re: marijuana arrest ...	617	8	0	1.2966
	Wind & Port	A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in a lounge ...	525	14	0	2.6667
	Windows	There was on a course recently along with some DERA employees. ...	426	13	0	3.0516
	Windows	Why aren't government workers allowed to look out the window ...	430	15	0	3.4884
	Windy	An American guy was waiting on a London street cor ...	1722	72	4	3.9489
	Wine2	Has anyone heard of the latest white wine in Canad ...	771	10	0	1.2970
	Wine_blind	-"A bottle of wine, please." ...	433	12	0	2.7714
	Winterpeg	What do Winnipegger's do in the summer? ...	865	11	0	1.2717
	Winter_parking	Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morn ...	424	12	0	2.8302
	Wiring	What do you get when you cross a prostitute and drug dealer ...	354	8	0	2.2599
	Wisconsin	What's the capital of Wisconsin? ...	429	10	0	2.3310
	Wise Advice	Wise advice ...	421	8	0	1.9002
	Wiseup	"When I was small, I used to pray to God for a bik ...	811	32	0	3.9457
	Wishful	One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies ...	367	6	0	1.6349
	With his Food	Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend ...	511	17	1	3.1311
	Witness	The officer reported to the watch commander about ...	415	10	0	2.4096
	Wizard	Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt' ...	611	14	1	2.1277
	Wolfie	Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she ...	426	11	0	2.5822
	Woman	What three letters turn a girl into a woman? ...	517	12	0	2.3211
	Woman	A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a storm ...	420	13	0	3.0952
	Woman love cats	I've never understood why women love cats ...	702	7	0	0.9972
	Women's Clubs	When I was with Maryland State Highway, I was invited to address ...	500	12	0	2.4000
	Wom_godsay	What did God say after creating Eve? ...	435	12	0	2.7586
	WonderBra	Why doea a Wonderbra resemble a dictatorship? ...	453	14	0	3.0905
	Wood stove	A minister, a psychologist, and an engineer are lost in the woods ...	448	9	0	2.0089
	Wood Types	One of the old guys is talking to a new guy about wood ...	462	11	0	2.3810
	Wooden Eye	Dobbins lost his eye in an accident ...	408	4	1	0.7353
	Words	Words mean more than what is merely set down on paper ...	387	10	0	2.5840
	Work Ethic	Always give 100% at Work ...	383	5	1	1.0444
	Work Late	Working late one evening the office phone rang. We didn't answer ...	484	11	0	2.2727
	Work Options	Work Options ...	11082	490	52	3.9524
	Workaholic	A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk ...	459	10	0	2.1786
	Working	Impatient guy asks a clerk in the county court hou ...	439	11	0	2.5057
	Worm	What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you' ...	411	12	0	2.9197
	Worry	I'd give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me ...	424	14	0	3.3019
	Worry	Worrying actually works! ...	391	10	0	2.5575
	Worry	I worried about my nan ...	956	18	0	1.8828
	Worry (2)	Sometimes Nellie worries at night and can't go to sleep. ...	434	12	0	2.7650
	Worse	What's the only thing worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...	904	183	163	2.2124
	Worst_sin	"What is your worst sin?" ...	449	14	2	2.6726
	Wounded Skunk	A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk ...	449	11	0	2.4499
	Wrinkled	Whats wrinkled and hangs out my trousers? ...	476	10	0	2.1008
	Wrong	Larry Vermont came home weeping bitterly ...	414	11	0	2.6570
	Wrong Bus	A drunken man gets on the bus late one night ...	469	14	1	2.7719
	Wu Xa	Once upon a time, in a remote area of inland China ...	520	10	1	1.7308
	WWI Ooops	It seems that a young man volunteered for military service ...	427	11	1	2.3419