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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Pay with a kiss	At a fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material ...	7058	285	42	3.4429
	Vacation	A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was ...	654	12	1	1.6820
	Vacation	A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm ...	512	10	0	1.9531
	Vacuum	A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. ...	8976	341	32	3.4425
	Vacuumless	This salesman selling vacuum cleaners is going from door to door ...	597	14	0	2.3451
	Valentine	A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, bald ...	911	16	0	1.7563
	Value	An old man is walking through a large flea market ...	1146	18	0	1.5707
	Vanilla_shake	How do you make a vanilla shake? ...	680	13	0	1.9118
	Vanishing cream	During a dinner party, the hosts' two little child ...	545	8	1	1.2844
	Varnish	A Denver man accused of pouring varnish on his wif ...	784	11	0	1.4031
	Vasectomies	Did you hear about the moron who had eight vasecto ...	10602	396	31	3.4427
	Vasectomy	A friend told me "I can understand why men don't l ...	658	18	0	2.7356
	Vaseline	A market researcher called at a house ...	4027	30	0	0.7450
	Vegetarian	How do you attract a vegetarian? ...	540	14	0	2.5926
	Vegetarians	How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow? ...	586	12	0	2.0478
	Veggies	Freddie, a boy of 7, was in no mood to eat his Brussels sprouts ...	757	12	0	1.5852
	Vell_fine	It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash ...	523	13	0	2.4857
	Ventriloquist	A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and h ...	787	14	1	1.6518
	Vet_doc	A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her ...	570	16	0	2.8070
	Vice versa	What's the real meaning of of 'Vice Versa' ? ...	597	17	0	2.8476
	Viking_registery	Explorer Leif Ericson returned from his voyage to ...	535	13	0	2.4299
	Vinager_ear	A friend got some vinegar in his ear, ...	507	10	0	1.9724
	Violin_player	"Doctor, when you remove this cast, will I be able ...	870	11	0	1.2644
	Virgin wool	A lady beckoned to a salesman in a fancy dress shop ...	529	11	0	2.0794
	Virgin Wool	Where do you get virgin wool from? ...	5490	275	86	3.4426
	Virgin_wife	A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, an ...	735	13	1	1.6327
	Virile	An elderly man tells the doctor he is planning on marrying ...	967	25	1	2.4819
	Volcano	A recent honors graduate of Harvard University's G ...	545	14	0	2.5688
	Vrgnwool	Where do you get virgin wool?? ...	533	15	0	2.8143
	Vultures	The leader of the vultures had only one child, ...	631	11	0	1.7433