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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Pay with a kiss	At a fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material ...	5643	264	41	3.9518
	Vacation	A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was ...	564	12	1	1.9504
	Vacation	A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm ...	432	10	0	2.3148
	Vacuum	A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. ...	7744	337	31	3.9514
	Vacuumless	This salesman selling vacuum cleaners is going from door to door ...	519	14	0	2.6975
	Valentine	A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, bald ...	815	16	0	1.9632
	Value	An old man is walking through a large flea market ...	1065	18	0	1.6901
	Vanilla_shake	How do you make a vanilla shake? ...	593	13	0	2.1922
	Vanishing cream	During a dinner party, the hosts' two little child ...	454	8	1	1.5419
	Varnish	A Denver man accused of pouring varnish on his wif ...	708	11	0	1.5537
	Vasectomies	Did you hear about the moron who had eight vasecto ...	9134	391	30	3.9523
	Vasectomy	A friend told me "I can understand why men don't l ...	573	18	0	3.1414
	Vaseline	A market researcher called at a house ...	3954	30	0	0.7587
	Vegetarian	How do you attract a vegetarian? ...	460	14	0	3.0435
	Vegetarians	How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow? ...	512	12	0	2.3438
	Veggies	Freddie, a boy of 7, was in no mood to eat his Brussels sprouts ...	663	12	0	1.8100
	Vell_fine	It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash ...	448	13	0	2.9018
	Ventriloquist	A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and h ...	692	14	1	1.8786
	Vet_doc	A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her ...	496	16	0	3.2258
	Vice versa	What's the real meaning of of 'Vice Versa' ? ...	525	17	0	3.2381
	Viking_registery	Explorer Leif Ericson returned from his voyage to ...	468	13	0	2.7778
	Vinager_ear	A friend got some vinegar in his ear, ...	440	10	0	2.2727
	Violin_player	"Doctor, when you remove this cast, will I be able ...	691	11	0	1.5919
	Virgin wool	A lady beckoned to a salesman in a fancy dress shop ...	445	11	0	2.4719
	Virgin Wool	Where do you get virgin wool from? ...	4706	272	86	3.9524
	Virgin_wife	A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, an ...	613	13	1	1.9576
	Virile	An elderly man tells the doctor he is planning on marrying ...	891	25	1	2.6936
	Volcano	A recent honors graduate of Harvard University's G ...	478	14	0	2.9289
	Vrgnwool	Where do you get virgin wool?? ...	464	15	0	3.2328
	Vultures	The leader of the vultures had only one child, ...	543	11	0	2.0258