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Beethoven's 9th Beethoven's 9th Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th ... 612 12 0 1.9608
Brains Brains The Pentagon was collecting the brain matter of musicians ... 512 10 0 1.9531
Cello Cello How do you make a cello sound beautiful ... 727 10 2 1.1004
Censors Censors Seems that the censors (they know who they are) ... 5577 218 26 3.4427
Conductor Conductor The Philedelphia Orchestra is having a rehersal. ... 585 10 0 1.7094
Double Bass Double Bass Why is a double bass better than a violin? ... 486 10 0 2.0576
Full Deckisms Full Deckisms Different ways of saying dumb ... 2103 14 0 0.6657
Karajan Karajan Max dies and meets St Peter at the Pearly Gates. ... 1599 65 10 3.4396
Messages Messages Answering Machine Messages ... 1135 14 1 1.1454
Never Die Never Die Canonical Lists of Old * Never Die, they just ... ... 940 12 2 1.0638
Opera Opera Into the fifth hour of a performance of _Der Meistersinger_, ... 404 10 0 2.4752
Quartet Quartet What is the true makeup of a string quartet? ... 509 15 0 2.9470
Rio Rio There once was a violinist from Rio ... 1278 36 0 2.8169
Sex Competency Sex Competency Before you start you must be certain that you are competent ... 883 9 1 0.9060
Thibault Thibault Jacques Thibaul, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book ... 447 15 0 3.3557
Thirty-seconds Thirty-seconds A violin player has given a good recital ... 525 12 0 2.2857
Viola Audition Viola Audition A violist applied for a position in a symphony orchestra ... 457 10 0 2.1882
Viola Size Viola Size Why is a viola bigger than a violin? ... 483 14 0 2.8986
Violin Violin Marriage is like a violin. ... 1333 13 0 0.9752
Violin Violin Marriage is very much like a violin; ... 651 11 0 1.6897
Violin Heaven Violin Heaven Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first ... 3344 195 80 3.4390
Violin Lesson Violin Lesson Havent I seen your face before? a judge demanded ... 664 13 0 1.9578
Violin no tune Violin no tune How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? ... 505 13 0 2.5743
Violin Tune Violin Tune How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? ... 570 16 0 2.8070
Violin tune Violin tune How do you get 11 violinists to play in tune? ... 544 14 0 2.5735
Violin_player Violin_player "Doctor, when you remove this cast, will I be able ... 870 11 0 1.2644
Wind & Port Wind & Port A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in a lounge ... 596 14 0 2.3490
Worst Conductor Worst Conductor The world's worst orchestra director was preparing ... 829 10 0 1.2063

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