|
Joke |
First Line |
Views |
 |
 |
Score |
 |
U-Boat |
A couple was touring a shipyard area in a coastal city ... |
618 |
15 |
0 |
2.4272 |
 |
Ugly |
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? ... |
736 |
11 |
1 |
1.3587 |
 |
Ugly |
How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? ... |
583 |
9 |
1 |
1.3722 |
 |
Umbrella |
The man of the house finally took all the disabled ... |
578 |
12 |
1 |
1.9031 |
 |
Umpire |
Hear about the new deodorant called 'Umpire'? ... |
568 |
14 |
0 |
2.4648 |
 |
Under the Table |
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant ... |
1741 |
25 |
1 |
1.3785 |
 |
Undershorts |
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches ... |
848 |
16 |
0 |
1.8868 |
 |
Unemployed |
Government studies show that a 7% unemployment level ... |
565 |
13 |
0 |
2.3009 |
 |
Unicorn |
Dr. Peter Crowcroft of the department of zoology ... |
551 |
12 |
0 |
2.1779 |
 |
Unique |
Statistically speaking, in China, even if you are ... |
6012 |
224 |
17 |
3.4431 |
 |
United |
An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver ... |
509 |
11 |
0 |
2.1611 |
 |
University |
I'm proud of how many kids I've put through university ... |
577 |
15 |
1 |
2.4263 |
 |
UNIX Sex |
How does a UNIX expert do Sex? ... |
1067 |
13 |
1 |
1.1246 |
 |
Unlawful |
What's the difference between unlawfull and illegal? ... |
999 |
78 |
185 |
-10.7107 |
 |
Upholstery |
The man who fell into the upholstery machine? ... |
12459 |
488 |
59 |
3.4433 |
 |
UPS |
A business owner decides to take a tour around his business ... |
526 |
10 |
0 |
1.9011 |
 |
UPS Birth |
In addition to my job with a package-delivery company ... |
537 |
12 |
0 |
2.2346 |
 |
Upstairs Tennants |
A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants ... |
9556 |
445 |
116 |
3.4429 |
 |
Uramium |
What happens when you eat uranium?
... |
550 |
12 |
0 |
2.1818 |
 |
USA Schools |
Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? ... |
519 |
11 |
1 |
1.9268 |
 |
Use Time |
A western businessman was conducting his Japanese guest around ... |
1149 |
84 |
211 |
-11.0531 |
 |
Used on a Woman |
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland ... |
1460 |
40 |
0 |
2.7397 |
 |
Used to.. |
How different professions loose their jobs ... |
696 |
12 |
0 |
1.7241 |
 |
Useless |
Useless Inventions ... |
524 |
11 |
0 |
2.0992 |
 |
Usually |
A woman with six children in tow ... |
577 |
15 |
0 |
2.5997 |
|