|
Joke |
First Line |
Views |
 |
 |
Score |
 |
U-Boat |
A couple was touring a shipyard area in a coastal city ... |
541 |
15 |
0 |
2.7726 |
 |
Ugly |
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? ... |
643 |
11 |
1 |
1.5552 |
 |
Ugly |
How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? ... |
491 |
9 |
1 |
1.6293 |
 |
Umbrella |
The man of the house finally took all the disabled ... |
504 |
12 |
1 |
2.1825 |
 |
Umpire |
Hear about the new deodorant called 'Umpire'? ... |
498 |
14 |
0 |
2.8112 |
 |
Under the Table |
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant ... |
1671 |
25 |
1 |
1.4363 |
 |
Undershorts |
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches ... |
774 |
16 |
0 |
2.0672 |
 |
Unemployed |
Government studies show that a 7% unemployment level ... |
496 |
13 |
0 |
2.6210 |
 |
Unicorn |
Dr. Peter Crowcroft of the department of zoology ... |
482 |
12 |
0 |
2.4896 |
 |
Unique |
Statistically speaking, in China, even if you are ... |
5283 |
222 |
13 |
3.9561 |
 |
United |
An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver ... |
438 |
11 |
0 |
2.5114 |
 |
University |
I'm proud of how many kids I've put through university ... |
505 |
15 |
1 |
2.7723 |
 |
UNIX Sex |
How does a UNIX expert do Sex? ... |
936 |
13 |
1 |
1.2821 |
 |
Unlawful |
What's the difference between unlawfull and illegal? ... |
916 |
78 |
185 |
-11.6812 |
 |
Upholstery |
The man who fell into the upholstery machine? ... |
10918 |
485 |
53 |
3.9568 |
 |
UPS |
A business owner decides to take a tour around his business ... |
465 |
10 |
0 |
2.1505 |
 |
UPS Birth |
In addition to my job with a package-delivery company ... |
474 |
12 |
0 |
2.5316 |
 |
Upstairs Tennants |
A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants ... |
8165 |
439 |
116 |
3.9559 |
 |
Uramium |
What happens when you eat uranium?
... |
487 |
12 |
0 |
2.4641 |
 |
USA Schools |
Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? ... |
450 |
11 |
1 |
2.2222 |
 |
Use Time |
A western businessman was conducting his Japanese guest around ... |
1091 |
84 |
211 |
-11.6407 |
 |
Used on a Woman |
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland ... |
1391 |
40 |
0 |
2.8756 |
 |
Used to.. |
How different professions loose their jobs ... |
609 |
12 |
0 |
1.9704 |
 |
Useless |
Useless Inventions ... |
458 |
11 |
0 |
2.4017 |
 |
Usually |
A woman with six children in tow ... |
508 |
15 |
0 |
2.9528 |
|