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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Blonde customer	What did the blonde customer say ...	849	88	101	-1.5312
	Factories	There were two factories in New York City ...	668	13	1	1.7964
	Memories	Curious when I found two black-and-white negatives in a drawer ...	698	20	22	-0.2865
	Payment	A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS auditor ...	1000	11	1	1.0000
	Quiet Please	A little boy was asked why it’s important to be quiet ...	2108	124	52	3.4156
	Tabernacle	Our family has had many happy outings together ...	1108	62	415	-31.8592
	Tags	If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidenc ...	534	10	0	1.8727
	Take it	A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bed ...	703	15	0	2.1337
	Take_abus	A drunk was hanging on to a lamp post for support ...	516	11	0	2.1318
	Taking Something	Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done ...	1759	137	175	-2.1603
	Taking_pills	A man was suffering from constipation, so his doct ...	580	11	0	1.8966
	Taliban Bingo	How do you play Taliban bingo? ...	544	13	0	2.3897
	Talking Arm	Doctor, my arm keeps talking to me ...	688	4	0	0.5814
	Talking Chicken	This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken ...	568	10	0	1.7606
	Talking Dog	A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. ...	752	12	0	1.5957
	Talking Monkey	A police officer came upon a terrible wreck ...	1151	25	1	2.0851
	Talking_ant	A man spent thirty years in prison. Most of it was ...	551	11	0	1.9964
	Talking_clock	While proudly showing off his new apartment to fri ...	514	11	0	2.1401
	Talking_dog	A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. ...	599	19	0	3.1720
	Talks to much	Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home ...	732	14	0	1.9126
	Tap Dancing	Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? ...	1433	12	1	0.7676
	Tarzan Sees	What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elepha ...	1029	34	7	2.6239
	Taxi Preacher	A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a cabbie ...	806	18	0	2.2333
	Taxidermist	A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine ...	514	17	0	3.3074
	Taxiing	Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped ...	776	20	0	2.5773
	Tea2	Once upon a time, an old witch opened a tearoom al ...	500	14	0	2.8000
	Teacher_train	What is the difference between a teacher and a train ...	766	14	0	1.8277
	Teaching	A woman goes to buy a pet. In the store, she sees a frog ...	704	11	0	1.5625
	Teapee	Did you hear about the indian who drank 62 cups of tea ...	663	13	0	1.9608
	Teapot	Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital ...	805	15	0	1.8634
	Teashop	Once upon a time, an old witch opened a tearoom ...	786	15	0	1.9084
	Technicalities	A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time ...	616	13	1	1.9481
	Teddy Bear	The Teddy Bear had gone to work on a building site ...	499	10	0	2.0040
	Teeth	The congregation liked their new clergyman but ...	866	14	0	1.6166
	Telekinesis	All those who believe in telekinesis ...	561	11	0	1.9608
	Telephone Sales	A salesman telephoned a household,. A four-year-old boy answered ...	707	19	3	2.2631
	Telling	A women complained to a friend, ...	737	13	2	1.4925
	Temper	In a crowded airliner a five-year-old boy is throwing a wild ...	430	7	0	1.6279
	Tennis	At a local popular racket club, you have to book well ahead ...	634	11	1	1.5773
	Tense	An English teacher at Iowa State University ...	918	127	138	-1.1983
	Terminal	A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. ...	445	11	0	2.4719
	Termite dinner	Why should you never invite termites to dinner ...	821	60	138	-9.5006
	Terrorist	Did you hear about the dumb terrorist ...	599	17	1	2.6711
	Tewo_guys	"I'm telling you, Jill, I've never been happier," ...	514	15	0	2.9183
	Thanks	What does a woman say after 10 multiple orgasms ? ...	546	13	0	2.3810
	Thanks	How can I ever thank you?" ...	1431	17	0	1.1880
	That Church	A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to ...	550	16	0	2.9091
	Thatched	Once upon a time there was a magical Polynesian kingdom ...	446	10	0	2.2422
	Theatre_seats	This one guy was at a theater and he was sprawled ...	7319	488	236	3.4431
	Thee Little Pigs	First grade teacher was reading the story of the 3 Little Pigs ...	911	22	0	2.4149
	Theme Party	An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony ...	596	6	0	1.0067
	Theology	Four rabbis had a series of theological arguments ...	467	13	0	2.7837
	Theories	An American magazine held a competition, inviting ...	580	13	0	2.2414
	Thesaurus	A truck carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus ...	401	9	0	2.2444
	The_60s	The Sixties, yes, the Sixties. Time of hope, time ...	1517	53	323	-17.7983
	The_boss	The Differences Between You and Your Boss ...	667	13	0	1.9490
	The_den	A real estate agent was showing a very blonde, ver ...	692	13	0	1.8786
	The_fly2	What Happened to the fly on the toilet seat? ...	440	13	0	2.9545
	The_king_laughed	"Balls!" said the Queen. "If I had two, I could be ...	501	16	0	3.1936
	The_line	Teacher: What is the axis of the earth? ...	483	10	0	2.0704
	The_marks	A rather superior British army officer spent a ver ...	1192	48	7	3.4396
	The_others	An mancomes into a hotel, books himself a room and ...	474	11	0	2.3207
	The_wall	One person goes along a wall listening and listeni ...	448	11	0	2.4554
	The_wash	There were three women who always hang their laund ...	501	11	0	2.1956
	Thick_fog	Because of a dense fog, a Mississippi steamboat ha ...	476	12	0	2.5210
	Think	Jimmy is in math class when the teacher asks him a ...	6767	246	13	3.4432
	Thinking_of_you	A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he did ...	517	16	0	3.0948
	Thought	Would somebody please explain to me those signs th ...	481	10	0	2.0790
	Thought Control	I recently read an article on thought-controlled computers. ...	459	12	0	2.6144
	Three Companies	I have to have a raise, the man said to his boss ...	7698	360	95	3.4425
	Three Drinks	Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks a gorgeous ...	415	8	0	1.9277
	Three_legged_dog	A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old ...	912	103	247	-15.7895
	Three_martinis	A man goes into a bar and orders three martinis ...	486	9	0	1.8519
	Three_words	What are three words you dread the most while maki ...	426	10	0	2.3474
	Thrones	In the deep forests of equatorial Africa, two rival tribes were ...	420	12	0	2.8571
	Tickets	Three IBM Engineers and three Microsoft Employee ...	611	14	0	2.2913
	Ticket_stub	An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board ...	6506	243	19	3.4430
	Tickle me	A lady applied for a job at the Tickle me Elmo factory ...	686	16	0	2.3324
	Tie	A man's off road vehicle breaks down in the middle of the Mojave ...	457	10	0	2.1882
	Tiger	A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's ...	463	11	0	2.3758
	Tiger	What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? ...	427	9	0	2.1077
	Tiger	Q. What do you do if you come across a tiger in th ...	388	10	0	2.5773
	Tiger Poker	Why don't tigers play poker in the jungle? ...	716	27	13	1.9553
	Tiger_jungle	Why do tigers live in the jungle? ...	511	17	0	3.3268
	Tight	A girl and guy were about to have sex when she sta ...	694	13	0	1.8732
	Time	A social worker asks a collegue: 'What time is it?' ...	371	9	0	2.4259
	Time Life	Now here's something real odd that happened to me last weekend ...	488	10	0	2.0492
	Timelife	Then there was the journalist who was sent to find ...	480	14	0	2.9167
	Time_payments	The young lady admired the watch in the store wind ...	461	11	0	2.3861
	Time_talk	A social worker asks a collegue: "What time is it? ...	422	8	0	1.8957
	Time_to_eat	At one time, there was a Sea Scout camp outside of ...	459	9	0	1.9608
	Tiny	A guy walks into a bar carrying a lizard on his shoulder ...	518	15	0	2.8958
	Tip	After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bubba's trailer ...	467	11	0	2.3555
	Tip	What's the usual tip? ...	425	12	0	2.8235
	Tired Bear	It's spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave ...	595	11	2	1.5126
	Titanic_food	What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? ...	459	12	0	2.6144
	Titswiggle	A suburban matron walked past a pet store and was unable to ...	563	13	0	2.3091
	Toad	A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that ...	515	13	0	2.5243
	Toadstools	Why do toadstools grow close together? ...	2585	97	8	3.4429
	Toilets	Somebody broke into police headquarters and stole all the toilets ...	678	26	9	2.5074
	Tomato	There were 3 tomatoes, a mum, a dad and a son. The ...	432	12	0	2.7778
	Tonto	The Lone Ranger and Tonto were traveling out west ...	429	12	0	2.7972
	Too Tight	An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor ...	703	11	0	1.5647
	Toothless Termite	A toothless termite walks into a bar, and asks ...	1183	16	0	1.3525
	Too_fast	About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW ...	470	11	0	2.3404
	Too_high	A guy walks into a bar and notices two pieces of m ...	442	12	0	2.7149
	Too_short	"I was working in a wall street investment bank wh ...	502	13	0	2.5896
	Torch	Two loonies are trying to escape from a nuthouse ...	435	11	0	2.5287
	Toughest	Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome ...	505	9	0	1.7822
	To_die	A Londoner was crossing the street when he was hit ...	566	9	1	1.4134
	TP	What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?" ...	536	12	0	2.2388
	Train	There once was this guy who worked for the Ra ...	582	14	0	2.4055
	Train Stop	A man travelling on a train asked the ticket collector ...	630	15	0	2.3810
	Training	A computer programmer was asked by her boss to tea ...	645	16	0	2.4806
	Training King Kong	How do you train King Kong? ...	514	15	1	2.7237
	Trainstation	A bus station is where the bus stops, and a train ...	505	10	0	1.9802
	Treats	A hobo was sitting on a curbstone in a fashionable neighborhood ...	482	11	0	2.2822
	Tree	There were these two trees, a birch and a beech, ...	465	13	0	2.7957
	Trees	...	455	13	0	2.8571
	Trendy_docs	A new medical facility with several different spec ...	468	13	0	2.7778
	Tribe	A witch doctor kept the members of his tribe in vi ...	717	20	0	2.7894
	Trick	A priest decides to pay a visit to a nearby convent ...	585	20	0	3.4188
	Tricky Moral	The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services ...	653	10	0	1.5314
	Trouble	The eight-year-old kid swaggered into the lounge a ...	463	11	0	2.3758
	Trucker	A giant truck stops to pick up a hitchhikeress. T ...	488	13	0	2.6639
	Truck_stop	The new girl at the truckstop waited on her first ...	459	11	0	2.3965
	True_tooth	Always remember to be true to your teeth or they w ...	437	12	0	2.7460
	Tuna	Why won't Charlie the Tuna eat his old lady? ...	441	12	0	2.7211
	Tunelove	After dinner one evening a rancher's wife was ente ...	525	12	0	2.2857
	Turkeys	A merchant ordered 500 turkeys for the Christmas season ...	614	13	2	1.7915
	Turkey_talk	What did the turkey say to the chicken ...	451	11	0	2.4390
	Turpentine	This little boy was sittin one day on a dock. Alon ...	515	13	0	2.5243
	Turtle	A guy walks into a bar with a burlap sack over his shoulder ...	472	12	0	2.5424
	Turtles Legs	Where do you find a tortoise with no legs? ...	587	14	0	2.3850
	Tv	If you love something, set it free. ...	458	12	0	2.6201
	TV Man	A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. ...	700	22	0	3.1429
	TV Sex	What's wrong with sex on television? ...	3977	51	0	1.2824
	Twat	A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to ...	562	15	0	2.6690
	Twines	A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart ...	580	6	0	1.0345
	Twins	A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. ...	522	11	0	2.1073
	Twitch	What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? ...	474	13	0	2.7426
	Two Bees	Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other ...	478	12	0	2.5105
	Two Boids	Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side ...	490	13	0	2.6531
	Two Cows	Two cows are standing around in a paddock ...	566	13	1	2.1201
	Two Dogs	One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband ...	513	12	0	2.3392
	Two Legs	What's got two legs and bleeds? ...	456	14	0	3.0702
	Two Molecules	Two molecules are walking down the street and ...	458	12	1	2.4017
	Two Wishes	A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich ...	1442	29	0	2.0111
	Two-bit whore	How'd you get the black eye?" ...	472	14	0	2.9661
	Twopets	A Tale of Two Pets ...	413	10	0	2.4213
	Two_flowers	Two Flowers cuddle in spring breeze. ...	441	10	1	2.0408
	Two_pieces	Jimmy: Mom, can I have two piece of cake? ...	408	12	0	2.9412
	Two_roosters	Two Roosters discuss their plans for the evening. ...	491	13	0	2.6477
	Two_sausages	There were two suasages setting in a pot and one s ...	433	10	1	2.0785
	Two_seats	A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in th ...	448	11	0	2.4554
	Tycobbs	Ty Cobb, after his illustrious baseball career, ha ...	472	10	2	1.6949
	Typewriter	2 penguins taking a bath ...	460	10	0	2.1739
	Young Nun	What would you call a 12 year old girl who become a nun ...	562	12	0	2.1352