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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Blonde customer	What did the blonde customer say ...	747	88	101	-1.7403
	Factories	There were two factories in New York City ...	562	13	1	2.1352
	Memories	Curious when I found two black-and-white negatives in a drawer ...	626	20	22	-0.3195
	Payment	A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS auditor ...	858	11	1	1.1655
	Quiet Please	A little boy was asked why it’s important to be quiet ...	1823	123	51	3.9495
	Tabernacle	Our family has had many happy outings together ...	1053	62	415	-33.5233
	Tags	If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidenc ...	456	10	0	2.1930
	Take it	A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bed ...	607	15	0	2.4712
	Take_abus	A drunk was hanging on to a lamp post for support ...	445	11	0	2.4719
	Taking Something	Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done ...	1631	137	175	-2.3299
	Taking_pills	A man was suffering from constipation, so his doct ...	497	11	0	2.2133
	Taliban Bingo	How do you play Taliban bingo? ...	461	13	0	2.8200
	Talking Arm	Doctor, my arm keeps talking to me ...	606	4	0	0.6601
	Talking Chicken	This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken ...	484	10	0	2.0661
	Talking Dog	A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. ...	640	12	0	1.8750
	Talking Monkey	A police officer came upon a terrible wreck ...	1046	25	1	2.2945
	Talking_ant	A man spent thirty years in prison. Most of it was ...	479	11	0	2.2965
	Talking_clock	While proudly showing off his new apartment to fri ...	448	11	0	2.4554
	Talking_dog	A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. ...	519	19	0	3.6609
	Talks to much	Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home ...	638	14	0	2.1944
	Tap Dancing	Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? ...	1123	12	1	0.9795
	Tarzan Sees	What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elepha ...	875	34	7	3.0857
	Taxi Preacher	A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a cabbie ...	687	18	0	2.6201
	Taxidermist	A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine ...	458	17	0	3.7118
	Taxiing	Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped ...	713	20	0	2.8050
	Tea2	Once upon a time, an old witch opened a tearoom al ...	431	14	0	3.2483
	Teacher_train	What is the difference between a teacher and a train ...	672	14	0	2.0833
	Teaching	A woman goes to buy a pet. In the store, she sees a frog ...	620	11	0	1.7742
	Teapee	Did you hear about the indian who drank 62 cups of tea ...	589	13	0	2.2071
	Teapot	Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital ...	682	15	0	2.1994
	Teashop	Once upon a time, an old witch opened a tearoom ...	682	15	0	2.1994
	Technicalities	A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time ...	547	13	1	2.1938
	Teddy Bear	The Teddy Bear had gone to work on a building site ...	430	10	0	2.3256
	Teeth	The congregation liked their new clergyman but ...	731	13	0	1.7784
	Telekinesis	All those who believe in telekinesis ...	496	11	0	2.2177
	Telephone Sales	A salesman telephoned a household,. A four-year-old boy answered ...	629	19	3	2.5437
	Telling	A women complained to a friend, ...	646	13	2	1.7028
	Temper	In a crowded airliner a five-year-old boy is throwing a wild ...	369	7	0	1.8970
	Tennis	At a local popular racket club, you have to book well ahead ...	543	11	1	1.8416
	Tense	An English teacher at Iowa State University ...	842	127	138	-1.3064
	Terminal	A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. ...	379	11	0	2.9024
	Termite dinner	Why should you never invite termites to dinner ...	731	60	138	-10.6703
	Terrorist	Did you hear about the dumb terrorist ...	529	17	1	3.0246
	Tewo_guys	"I'm telling you, Jill, I've never been happier," ...	454	15	0	3.3040
	Thanks	What does a woman say after 10 multiple orgasms ? ...	488	13	0	2.6639
	Thanks	How can I ever thank you?" ...	1368	17	0	1.2427
	That Church	A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to ...	478	16	0	3.3473
	Thatched	Once upon a time there was a magical Polynesian kingdom ...	389	10	0	2.5707
	Theatre_seats	This one guy was at a theater and he was sprawled ...	6378	486	234	3.9511
	Thee Little Pigs	First grade teacher was reading the story of the 3 Little Pigs ...	827	22	0	2.6602
	Theme Party	An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony ...	541	6	0	1.1091
	Theology	Four rabbis had a series of theological arguments ...	411	13	0	3.1630
	Theories	An American magazine held a competition, inviting ...	499	13	0	2.6052
	Thesaurus	A truck carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus ...	343	9	0	2.6239
	The_60s	The Sixties, yes, the Sixties. Time of hope, time ...	1455	53	323	-18.5567
	The_boss	The Differences Between You and Your Boss ...	546	13	0	2.3810
	The_den	A real estate agent was showing a very blonde, ver ...	609	13	0	2.1346
	The_fly2	What Happened to the fly on the toilet seat? ...	382	13	0	3.4031
	The_king_laughed	"Balls!" said the Queen. "If I had two, I could be ...	442	16	0	3.6199
	The_line	Teacher: What is the axis of the earth? ...	423	10	0	2.3641
	The_marks	A rather superior British army officer spent a ver ...	1039	48	7	3.9461
	The_others	An mancomes into a hotel, books himself a room and ...	417	11	0	2.6379
	The_wall	One person goes along a wall listening and listeni ...	395	11	0	2.7848
	The_wash	There were three women who always hang their laund ...	438	11	0	2.5114
	Thick_fog	Because of a dense fog, a Mississippi steamboat ha ...	414	12	0	2.8986
	Think	Jimmy is in math class when the teacher asks him a ...	5467	226	10	3.9510
	Thinking_of_you	A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he did ...	456	16	0	3.5088
	Thought	Would somebody please explain to me those signs th ...	425	10	0	2.3529
	Thought Control	I recently read an article on thought-controlled computers. ...	400	12	0	3.0000
	Three Companies	I have to have a raise, the man said to his boss ...	6605	354	93	3.9516
	Three Drinks	Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks a gorgeous ...	350	8	0	2.2857
	Three_legged_dog	A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old ...	857	103	247	-16.8028
	Three_martinis	A man goes into a bar and orders three martinis ...	431	9	0	2.0882
	Three_words	What are three words you dread the most while maki ...	370	10	0	2.7027
	Thrones	In the deep forests of equatorial Africa, two rival tribes were ...	368	12	0	3.2609
	Tickets	Three IBM Engineers and three Microsoft Employee ...	533	14	0	2.6266
	Ticket_stub	An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board ...	5642	240	17	3.9525
	Tickle me	A lady applied for a job at the Tickle me Elmo factory ...	580	16	0	2.7586
	Tie	A man's off road vehicle breaks down in the middle of the Mojave ...	399	10	0	2.5063
	Tiger	A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's ...	410	11	0	2.6829
	Tiger	What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? ...	369	9	0	2.4390
	Tiger	Q. What do you do if you come across a tiger in th ...	329	10	0	3.0395
	Tiger Poker	Why don't tigers play poker in the jungle? ...	630	27	13	2.2222
	Tiger_jungle	Why do tigers live in the jungle? ...	452	17	0	3.7611
	Tight	A girl and guy were about to have sex when she sta ...	639	13	0	2.0344
	Time	A social worker asks a collegue: 'What time is it?' ...	315	9	0	2.8571
	Time Life	Now here's something real odd that happened to me last weekend ...	431	10	0	2.3202
	Timelife	Then there was the journalist who was sent to find ...	422	14	0	3.3175
	Time_payments	The young lady admired the watch in the store wind ...	406	11	0	2.7094
	Time_talk	A social worker asks a collegue: "What time is it? ...	370	8	0	2.1622
	Time_to_eat	At one time, there was a Sea Scout camp outside of ...	404	9	0	2.2277
	Tiny	A guy walks into a bar carrying a lizard on his shoulder ...	460	15	0	3.2609
	Tip	After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bubba's trailer ...	412	11	0	2.6699
	Tip	What's the usual tip? ...	367	12	0	3.2698
	Tired Bear	It's spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave ...	510	11	2	1.7647
	Titanic_food	What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? ...	404	12	0	2.9703
	Titswiggle	A suburban matron walked past a pet store and was unable to ...	501	13	0	2.5948
	Toad	A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that ...	448	13	0	2.9018
	Toadstools	Why do toadstools grow close together? ...	2279	97	7	3.9491
	Toilets	Somebody broke into police headquarters and stole all the toilets ...	617	26	9	2.7553
	Tomato	There were 3 tomatoes, a mum, a dad and a son. The ...	379	12	0	3.1662
	Tonto	The Lone Ranger and Tonto were traveling out west ...	371	12	0	3.2345
	Too Tight	An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor ...	635	11	0	1.7323
	Toothless Termite	A toothless termite walks into a bar, and asks ...	957	16	0	1.6719
	Too_fast	About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW ...	414	11	0	2.6570
	Too_high	A guy walks into a bar and notices two pieces of m ...	381	12	0	3.1496
	Too_short	"I was working in a wall street investment bank wh ...	440	13	0	2.9545
	Torch	Two loonies are trying to escape from a nuthouse ...	377	11	0	2.9178
	Toughest	Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome ...	436	9	0	2.0642
	To_die	A Londoner was crossing the street when he was hit ...	498	9	1	1.6064
	TP	What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?" ...	463	12	0	2.5918
	Train	There once was this guy who worked for the Ra ...	512	14	0	2.7344
	Train Stop	A man travelling on a train asked the ticket collector ...	550	15	0	2.7273
	Training	A computer programmer was asked by her boss to tea ...	537	16	0	2.9795
	Training King Kong	How do you train King Kong? ...	446	15	1	3.1390
	Trainstation	A bus station is where the bus stops, and a train ...	438	10	0	2.2831
	Treats	A hobo was sitting on a curbstone in a fashionable neighborhood ...	425	11	0	2.5882
	Tree	There were these two trees, a birch and a beech, ...	415	13	0	3.1325
	Trees	...	401	13	0	3.2419
	Trendy_docs	A new medical facility with several different spec ...	413	13	0	3.1477
	Tribe	A witch doctor kept the members of his tribe in vi ...	666	20	0	3.0030
	Trick	A priest decides to pay a visit to a nearby convent ...	508	20	0	3.9370
	Tricky Moral	The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services ...	602	10	0	1.6611
	Trouble	The eight-year-old kid swaggered into the lounge a ...	405	11	0	2.7160
	Trucker	A giant truck stops to pick up a hitchhikeress. T ...	425	13	0	3.0588
	Truck_stop	The new girl at the truckstop waited on her first ...	393	11	0	2.7990
	True_tooth	Always remember to be true to your teeth or they w ...	377	12	0	3.1830
	Tuna	Why won't Charlie the Tuna eat his old lady? ...	382	12	0	3.1414
	Tunelove	After dinner one evening a rancher's wife was ente ...	466	12	0	2.5751
	Turkeys	A merchant ordered 500 turkeys for the Christmas season ...	535	13	2	2.0561
	Turkey_talk	What did the turkey say to the chicken ...	388	11	0	2.8351
	Turpentine	This little boy was sittin one day on a dock. Alon ...	438	13	0	2.9680
	Turtle	A guy walks into a bar with a burlap sack over his shoulder ...	409	12	0	2.9340
	Turtles Legs	Where do you find a tortoise with no legs? ...	533	14	0	2.6266
	Tv	If you love something, set it free. ...	405	12	0	2.9630
	TV Man	A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. ...	626	22	0	3.5144
	TV Sex	What's wrong with sex on television? ...	3918	51	0	1.3017
	Twat	A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to ...	496	15	0	3.0242
	Twines	A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart ...	526	6	0	1.1407
	Twins	A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. ...	457	11	0	2.4070
	Twitch	What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? ...	417	13	0	3.1175
	Two Bees	Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other ...	420	12	0	2.8571
	Two Boids	Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side ...	433	13	0	3.0023
	Two Cows	Two cows are standing around in a paddock ...	491	12	1	2.2403
	Two Dogs	One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband ...	443	12	0	2.7088
	Two Legs	What's got two legs and bleeds? ...	403	14	0	3.4739
	Two Molecules	Two molecules are walking down the street and ...	403	12	1	2.7295
	Two Wishes	A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich ...	1361	28	0	2.0573
	Two-bit whore	How'd you get the black eye?" ...	411	14	0	3.4063
	Twopets	A Tale of Two Pets ...	359	10	0	2.7855
	Two_flowers	Two Flowers cuddle in spring breeze. ...	379	10	1	2.3747
	Two_pieces	Jimmy: Mom, can I have two piece of cake? ...	357	12	0	3.3613
	Two_roosters	Two Roosters discuss their plans for the evening. ...	432	13	0	3.0093
	Two_sausages	There were two suasages setting in a pot and one s ...	377	10	1	2.3873
	Two_seats	A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in th ...	390	11	0	2.8205
	Tycobbs	Ty Cobb, after his illustrious baseball career, ha ...	410	10	2	1.9512
	Typewriter	2 penguins taking a bath ...	377	10	0	2.6525
	Young Nun	What would you call a 12 year old girl who become a nun ...	493	12	0	2.4341