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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	$64,000	Jane was a first time contestant on the $65000 Question quiz show ...	1337	35	3	2.3934
	1 Question	Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer ...	5165	263	59	3.9497
	Anna Nicole Smith	Anna Nicole Smith - Hate to say it ...	1191	8	4	0.3359
	Letter to God	Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed ...	3544	164	24	3.9503
	Mugging	I was walking down a dark alley, and a guy jumps out and says ...	919	16	2	1.5234
	Only 3 Doors	An airline captain was breaking in ...	3907	1015	867	3.7881
	S & M freaks	Where do S & M freaks keep their phone numbers? ...	765	12	1	1.4379
	S&M	Where do S & M freaks keep their phone numbers? ...	669	14	0	2.0927
	Sacred	Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians ...	846	16	0	1.8913
	Sacrifice	Do you know why God asked Abraham to sacrifice Isaac at age 12? ...	2140	153	392	-11.1682
	Sad dyslexic	Did you hear about the depressed dyslexic? ...	6655	379	116	3.9519
	Sad tree	What tree is always very sad? ...	681	12	0	1.7621
	Safe driving	There was this statistics student who, when driving his car ...	686	14	0	2.0408
	Sahara	A little withered old man walks into a timber company office ...	660	17	0	2.5758
	Sailor Test	The navy psychiatrist was interviewing a potential sailor ...	1090	23	2	1.9266
	Sailor vengence	The first mate was found to be drunk one day ...	617	15	0	2.4311
	Saint	There were two evil brothers. They were rich ...	624	14	1	2.0833
	Salary	A swanky chap applied at the recruiting office to enlist ...	3973	170	13	3.9517
	Sale	It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale ...	577	13	0	2.2530
	Sales	One summer, on a Friday afternoon, a young man was being trained ...	769	15	1	1.8205
	Salesperson	A nerdy-looking fellow shuffled timidly into ...	685	14	0	2.0438
	Sarah	One day the angel whose job it was to ensure that everyone ...	772	17	2	1.9430
	Sardine Sex	Hear about the expert who could tell a girl sardine from a boy ...	2379	102	8	3.9512
	Satisfy	Tired of the boring 'straights' she'd been laying ...	644	15	0	2.3292
	Saucer	When do you drink out of a saucer? ...	578	15	1	2.4221
	Sausages	Two sausages are in a pan. ...	553	16	0	2.8933
	Savages	An English professor wrote: 'woman without her man is a savage' ...	586	12	0	2.0478
	Save Her	Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw his wife flailing ...	2415	107	12	3.9337
	Saving Myself	A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone ...	610	15	0	2.4590
	Saw	'Dave La Camera,' asked the judge severely, 'did you steal ...	545	13	1	2.2018
	Say No	Barry took a girl out on her first date ...	641	12	1	1.7161
	Scale problems	At a pharmacy, a blonde woman asked to use the infant scale ...	634	11	0	1.7350
	Scam Warning	There is another awful scam going on out there ...	535	14	1	2.4299
	Scams	The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. ...	448	10	1	2.0089
	Scare me	Did you ever stop to think about the phrase: Don't scare me ...	559	14	2	2.1467
	Scared	As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several ...	566	15	0	2.6502
	Scared	While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high ...	448	10	0	2.2321
	Scared	I used to be scared of dogs. Then I realized ...	524	15	1	2.6718
	School	The teacher left her aide in the classroom to distribute ...	684	15	1	2.0468
	Science	There were two people travelling on a train ...	839	31	0	3.6949
	Scooped	Competition for the market is keen among the New York newspapers ...	525	14	0	2.6667
	Screen door	Did you hear about the guy who pushed his girlfriend through ...	817	61	105	-5.3856
	Screwed	There's a scream from the bedroom. ...	660	11	0	1.6667
	Scum bags	This Englishman walks in a salon of a small town somewhere ...	547	12	0	2.1938
	Sea	Man: You remind me of the sea. ...	510	12	1	2.1569
	Sea World	On a recent trip to Sea World, we were particularl ...	545	14	0	2.5688
	Seafood Disco	I went to a seafood disco last week ...	1263	14	30	-1.2668
	Seagulls	Why are seagulls called seagulls? ...	446	11	0	2.4664
	Seal	A polar bear was out driving one day when he suddenly started ...	509	12	0	2.3576
	Sealsex	An Eskimo takes his snowmobile to the mechanic. ...	805	12	0	1.4907
	Second Mouth	A very naive British sailor is in a bar in London. ...	530	10	0	1.8868
	Secret	Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig? ...	556	14	0	2.5180
	See me off	Three absent-minded professors were talking together in a bus ...	513	13	0	2.5341
	Settlers	A woman on the Mayflower felt ill, so she took some indigestion ...	510	13	0	2.5490
	Seven dwarfs	the seven dwarfs were all in bed feeling happy. ...	581	13	1	2.0654
	Seventeen	One day this man was jumping up and down on a manhole cover ...	498	13	0	2.6104
	Sexist (1)	How many men does it take to open a beer ? ...	898	18	2	1.7817
	Sexist (2)	Don't be sexist. ...	886	19	2	1.9187
	Sheep	The teacher came up with a good problem. ...	582	10	0	1.7182
	Sherlock Holmes	The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was ...	688	39	95	-8.1395
	Sherrif	An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived ...	521	12	1	2.1113
	Shhhh	Six year old Susie and her four year old brother Jimmy ...	584	13	0	2.2260
	Ships	What happened when the red ship sank into the blue ...	508	13	0	2.5591
	Shipwrecked	A man and his dog are shipwrecked onto a deserted island ...	655	13	0	1.9847
	Shirley	That wife of mine is a liar ...	532	14	0	2.6316
	Shoot Who	A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. ...	392	10	0	2.5510
	Shooting	A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle ...	438	12	0	2.7397
	Short Dress	Hear about the girl that wanted to make an impression ...	684	15	0	2.1930
	Short Woman	Tis better to have loved a short woman ...	567	8	0	1.4109
	Shoulders	A young girl was at the doctor's for a checkup: ...	544	17	0	3.1250
	Show	Show me a ___ and I'll show you a ___ ...	535	14	0	2.6168
	Shred	A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. ...	503	14	0	2.7833
	Sick	What's hard and straight going in ...	512	11	0	2.1484
	Sick man	A man telephones his office and says: Sorry, I can't come in ...	11310	488	41	3.9523
	Sin?	Is it a sin to have sexual relations before receiving Communion ...	682	15	0	2.1994
	Sincere	Two women were talking about a man that they just met ...	525	13	0	2.4762
	Singing	Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to her friend ...	651	9	0	1.3825
	Singles	Barry: The teacher told us today, that a single fly ...	536	10	0	1.8657
	Sistine Chapel	After painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel ...	478	12	0	2.5105
	Six Inches	Why do women always crash their cars when they back up? ...	588	12	0	2.0408
	Size	A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him ...	915	117	145	-3.0601
	Sky Diving	The 80-year-old woman decided to take up sky diving. ...	414	12	0	2.8986
	Skyscrapers	Little girl: Mother, are there skyscrapers in heaven? ...	459	15	1	3.0501
	Slapped	A man and his little girl were on an overcrowded elevator ...	14726	641	59	3.9522
	Sleeping bag	What's the best way to get into a sleeping bag? ...	521	12	0	2.3033
	Slip	A man goes over to talk to his buddy at work an says ...	577	12	1	1.9064
	Slip (2)	Two men were conversing about Freudian slips ...	525	11	0	2.0952
	Slow mail	At the post office a woman complained to the clerk ...	482	10	0	2.0747
	Slug	What does a slug say when he's riding a turtle's back? ...	500	14	0	2.8000
	Slumlord	An English guide was showing Kenilworth Castle to some soldiers ...	478	11	0	2.3013
	Slut	Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience ...	611	10	0	1.6367
	Small teeth	An extremely talkative woman was visiting a new dentist ...	9362	401	31	3.9521
	Smart cat	This woman was visiting her friend when a cat walked in ...	518	11	0	2.1236
	Smart Rabbit	Two Oxford (England) students went rabbit hunting. ...	517	14	0	2.7079
	Smart_ape	One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orang-utan ...	449	10	0	2.2272
	Smart_dog	A dog walks into a JobCentre and says to the assis ...	478	12	0	2.5105
	Smart_marine	What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160? ...	479	16	0	3.3403
	Smith	"When I see you I always think of Smith." ...	440	11	0	2.5000
	Smithee	An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to qui ...	456	11	1	2.1930
	Smiths	Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? ...	3794	160	736	-15.1819
	Smoker	Two men were sentenced for 20 years to be in a sin ...	497	13	0	2.6157
	Smoke_signals	A guy travelling through the prairies of the USA s ...	502	11	0	2.1912
	Smoking	It was afternoon in the crowded cafeteria. ...	606	13	0	2.1452
	Smoking_girl	hat should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking ...	553	12	0	2.1700
	Smuggler	While crossing the US-MexiCan border on his bicycl ...	3417	204	69	3.9508
	Smuggler	A man on a bike, carrying two sacks on his shoulders ...	373	9	0	2.4129
	Snail	A guy hears a knock at his door. Opening the door ...	512	10	0	1.9531
	Snail2	One Christmas Eve, a barman looks down and sees a ...	925	95	112	-1.8378
	Snailmug	A snail got mugged by two tortoises. When he went ...	453	11	0	2.4283
	Snails	A couple go off for a romantic holiday to France, ...	445	10	0	2.2472
	Snake	A man went fishing one day. He looked over the ...	487	14	0	2.8747
	Snakes	There once was a snake breeder who had two snakes ...	455	12	0	2.6374
	Sneaky	A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with a burglar ...	409	11	0	2.6895
	Sneak_out	A 4-year-old attended evening church services with ...	415	9	0	2.1687
	Snow?	What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? ...	1065	15	1	1.3146
	Snowmodile_suit	Three friends, Bill, Peter and John were out in a ...	484	13	2	2.2727
	Snow_in_june	A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a girl hitch ...	2007	83	4	3.9362
	Snow_whites_photo's	After Snow White used a couple rolls of film, taki ...	500	15	0	3.0000
	Soap_n_water	A minister was asked to dinner by one of his paris ...	465	9	0	1.9355
	Societ_dump	What do you call a Soviet garbage dump? ...	421	10	0	2.3753
	Socket	What did the electric plug say to the wall? ...	454	12	0	2.6432
	Soft	A minister dropped into a strange barbershop for a quick shave ...	499	13	0	2.6052
	Softball	A small social club was trying to organize a baseb ...	3999	216	58	3.9510
	Something_cheap	After being away on business, Rich thought it woul ...	392	11	0	2.8061
	Something_new	Never be afraid to try something new. ...	413	11	0	2.6634
	Song	If you line up seven naked women against a wall, t ...	479	12	0	2.5052
	Soninlaw	A very successful businessman had a meeting with h ...	425	9	0	2.1176
	Soo_broke	I saw a beggar who was so broke that he was standi ...	459	12	0	2.6144
	Soul	At a meeting that I recently attended, we had the ...	451	13	0	2.8825
	Soviet Letters	Stalin is dying, and summons Comrade Khruschev to his bedside ...	419	13	0	3.1026
	Soviet_invasion	A man fleeing the Soviet invasion of Czechoslovaki ...	410	12	0	2.9268
	Soya Dildo	What do soybeans and a dildo have in common? ...	1380	15	2	0.9420
	Soybean	While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a ...	375	10	0	2.6667
	Space	There are new plans in the works to build a sel ...	458	14	0	3.0568
	Spaceman	What d'you do when you see a spaceman ...	526	5	0	0.9506
	Space_man	What would you do if you saw a spaceman? ...	397	10	0	2.5189
	Space_party	Q. How to you organize a space party? ...	448	14	0	3.1250
	Spain	In a certain city in Eastern Spain, there was a mo ...	435	10	0	2.2989
	Spain2	Did you know that TV commercials in Spain are just ...	409	14	0	3.4230
	Spanking	A little boy wasn't getting good marks in school ...	589	10	0	1.6978
	Special_song	On the hospital radio the DJ was reading out som ...	395	10	0	2.5316
	Specimin	Danny McGuire came home from work to find his love ...	536	13	0	2.4254
	Speech	A girl walked up to the information desk in a hosp ...	605	16	0	2.6446
	Speed	Speed does not kill ...	366	12	0	3.2787
	Speeder	After a wild freeway chase, the motorcycle cop waved ...	688	17	0	2.4709
	Speeding	A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding ...	382	12	0	3.1414
	Spelling	A co-worker just hollered over the cubicle wall, " ...	423	13	0	3.0733
	Spelling	When did London begin with a L and end with an E? ...	359	11	0	3.0641
	Spilled_beer	Did you hear about the guy who spilled some root b ...	443	11	0	2.4831
	Spittoon	Two men standing at a bar. ...	445	13	1	2.6966
	Spocks_ears	How many ears did Spock have? ...	379	13	1	3.1662
	Spocks_toilet	What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? ...	450	12	1	2.4444
	Sports Mom	At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his players ...	440	16	0	3.6364
	Sportsman's Double	I ended up with an older woman at a club last night ...	1534	55	11	2.8683
	Sports_camel	a man visits his friend at around final score on s ...	428	11	0	2.5701
	Sprinkler	A woman was out working in her yard. Her young son ...	448	9	0	2.0089
	Squamish	Two donkeys in a bar. The giraffe said, ...	513	11	0	2.1442
	Squirrel	How do you catch a squirrel? ...	470	13	0	2.7660
	Squirrel2	There's a man trying to cross the street. But when ...	396	11	0	2.7778
	St. Patrick	What did St. Patrick say to the snakes before he drove them out ...	442	13	1	2.7149
	Stacked	Three guys all bandaged up and smeared with dirt and blood come ...	375	11	1	2.6667
	Stamp	There's a new stamp out to commemorate prostitutes ...	430	12	0	2.7907
	Stamps	A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas ...	1993	124	255	-6.5730
	Stamps	Then there's the boy stamp collector, who was upse ...	431	12	0	2.7842
	Star_trek	Picard: (tugs on tunic and turns to Data) Data, ...	420	9	0	2.1429
	Statician's kids	A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted ...	474	13	0	2.7426
	Stationery	While vacationing in the hills of Alabama, the big ...	447	12	0	2.6846
	Statues	For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one ...	425	16	0	3.7647
	Sterile	A doctor had just delivered twins ...	548	13	1	2.1898
	Sterns	While you're at the shore, take a bucket of paint ...	436	8	0	1.8349
	Sticky	What's brown and sticky? ...	465	15	0	3.2258
	Stocks	Today's Stock Market Report ...	962	41	3	3.9501
	Stocks	October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous m ...	364	12	0	3.2967
	Stockwell	In order to keep in line with Alliance Canada's pl ...	556	10	0	1.7986
	Stolen Car	A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman ...	979	21	0	2.1450
	Stolen Hat	An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite ...	386	10	0	2.5907
	Stolen_dress	You admit having broken into the dress shop four t ...	455	16	0	3.5165
	Stolen_hair	Eleven tons of human hair was stolen from a wig fa ...	6654	286	23	3.9525
	Stomach	I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale ...	447	14	0	3.1320
	Stoopid_dog	A butcher is leaning on the counter towards the cl ...	648	17	0	2.6235
	Stork	Two storks are sitting in their nest - a father stork and baby ...	502	12	4	1.5936
	Storks	The little boy asked, "Mommy, where do babies come ...	437	9	0	2.0595
	Storm	Many years ago (ever notice how shaggy dog stor ...	439	8	1	1.5945
	Stowaway	A depressed young woman from Manhattan finishing school ...	400	12	0	3.0000
	Stranded	A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in ...	403	11	0	2.7295
	Strange Neighbors	There was a young Scottish boy called Angus ...	401	4	0	0.9975
	Stress	Susan recently attended a stress management seminar ...	413	11	0	2.6634
	Stress	Stress is the basic discomfort created ...	4580	198	17	3.9520
	Strike	A fortune-teller started laughing seconds after looking ...	405	11	0	2.7160
	String	Three pieces of string were crawling along a dusty road one day ...	438	10	0	2.2831
	Stuck	The golf pro was teaching some sweet young thing how to golf ...	1944	77	529	-23.2510
	Stutter	A guy goes into a bar and adresses the bartender ...	494	14	0	2.8340
	Stutter (2)	A man enters a nut shop and spends about fifteen minutes ...	480	11	1	2.0833
	Success	There are two rules for success in life: ...	447	10	0	2.2371
	Success	Bob dies and immediately finds himself climbing a ladder ...	781	19	0	2.4328
	Success	A man owes it to himself to become successful ...	565	6	0	1.0619
	Sucess	What is success? ...	460	9	0	1.9565
	Suede	A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket ...	438	13	0	2.9680
	Suffering	If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea ...	485	15	0	3.0928
	Sugar Tongs	A little old unmarried lady daily observed young executives ...	1775	55	0	3.0986
	Suggestions	After the plant manager finished reading the hundreds of notes ...	524	13	0	2.4809
	Sum	I think this sums things up.... ...	438	11	0	2.5114
	Summertime	As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge ...	453	8	0	1.7660
	Sun	Once there was a debate between two countries USA and China ...	474	13	0	2.7426
	Sunbather	A rather well-proportioned secretary, Joan, spent ...	487	10	0	2.0534
	Sundial	A cowboy was riding in the planes one day when he ...	490	9	0	1.8367
	Superconductor	Did you hear about the superconductor that ate 10 chocolate bars? ...	440	13	0	2.9545
	Supervisor	When the body was first made all parts wanted to be SUPERVISORS ...	466	13	0	2.7897
	Supplies	A forman was assigned three new workers; two big strong local men ...	461	12	0	2.6030
	Surprised	The English professor's wife walked in and caught ...	1128	76	177	-8.9539
	Surveys	Most elementary school children will be able to tell you ...	542	12	0	2.2140
	Survival	A Scoutmaster was teaching his Boy Scouts about survival ...	1114	47	3	3.9497
	Sweetie	Accompanying her mother to the hairdressers a little girl ...	575	17	3	2.4348
	Swingers	Two couples went on a vacation together ...	3868	64	0	1.6546
	Sympatico Funeral	We went to a funeral for an MTS/Sympatico tech support guy ...	390	11	0	2.8205
	Sympatico Jobs	Where do customer service people fired by AOL find jobs? ...	416	10	0	2.4038
	Sympatico Support	What do those at MTS/Sympatico call people ...	392	10	0	2.5510