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$64,000 $64,000 Jane was a first time contestant on the $65000 Question quiz show ... 1558 36 4 2.0539
1 Question 1 Question Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer ... 6798 294 64 3.3833
Anna Nicole Smith Anna Nicole Smith Anna Nicole Smith - Hate to say it ... 1356 8 4 0.2950
Letter to God Letter to God Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed ... 4415 177 26 3.4202
Mugging Mugging I was walking down a dark alley, and a guy jumps out and says ... 1074 16 2 1.3035
Only 3 Doors Only 3 Doors An airline captain was breaking in ... 4437 1019 868 3.4032
S & M freaks S & M freaks Where do S & M freaks keep their phone numbers? ... 886 12 1 1.2415
S&M S&M Where do S & M freaks keep their phone numbers? ... 773 14 0 1.8111
Sacred Sacred Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians ... 961 16 0 1.6649
Sacrifice Sacrifice Do you know why God asked Abraham to sacrifice Isaac at age 12? ... 2273 154 393 -10.5147
Sad dyslexic Sad dyslexic Did you hear about the depressed dyslexic? ... 7582 380 119 3.4424
Sad tree Sad tree What tree is always very sad? ... 792 12 0 1.5152
Safe driving Safe driving There was this statistics student who, when driving his car ... 800 14 0 1.7500
Sahara Sahara A little withered old man walks into a timber company office ... 755 17 0 2.2517
Sailor Test Sailor Test The navy psychiatrist was interviewing a potential sailor ... 1212 23 2 1.7327
Sailor vengence Sailor vengence The first mate was found to be drunk one day ... 718 15 0 2.0891
Saint Saint There were two evil brothers. They were rich ... 728 14 1 1.7857
Salary Salary A swanky chap applied at the recruiting office to enlist ... 4562 170 13 3.4415
Sale Sale It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale ... 676 13 0 1.9231
Sales Sales One summer, on a Friday afternoon, a young man was being trained ... 913 15 1 1.5334
Salesperson Salesperson A nerdy-looking fellow shuffled timidly into ... 781 14 0 1.7926
Sarah Sarah One day the angel whose job it was to ensure that everyone ... 875 17 2 1.7143
Sardine Sex Sardine Sex Hear about the expert who could tell a girl sardine from a boy ... 2733 102 8 3.4394
Satisfy Satisfy Tired of the boring 'straights' she'd been laying ... 751 15 0 1.9973
Saucer Saucer When do you drink out of a saucer? ... 659 15 1 2.1244
Sausages Sausages Two sausages are in a pan. ... 649 16 0 2.4653
Savages Savages An English professor wrote: 'woman without her man is a savage' ... 672 12 0 1.7857
Save Her Save Her Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw his wife flailing ... 2791 108 12 3.4396
Saving Myself Saving Myself A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone ... 705 15 0 2.1277
Saw Saw 'Dave La Camera,' asked the judge severely, 'did you steal ... 623 13 1 1.9262
Say No Say No Barry took a girl out on her first date ... 765 12 1 1.4379
Scale problems Scale problems At a pharmacy, a blonde woman asked to use the infant scale ... 729 11 0 1.5089
Scam Warning Scam Warning There is another awful scam going on out there ... 631 14 1 2.0602
Scams Scams The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. ... 526 10 1 1.7110
Scare me Scare me Did you ever stop to think about the phrase: Don't scare me ... 635 14 2 1.8898
Scared Scared As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several ... 646 15 0 2.3220
Scared Scared While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high ... 526 10 0 1.9011
Scared Scared I used to be scared of dogs. Then I realized ... 615 15 1 2.2764
School School The teacher left her aide in the classroom to distribute ... 801 15 1 1.7478
Science Science There were two people travelling on a train ... 951 31 0 3.2597
Scooped Scooped Competition for the market is keen among the New York newspapers ... 612 14 0 2.2876
Screen door Screen door Did you hear about the guy who pushed his girlfriend through ... 903 61 105 -4.8726
Screwed Screwed There's a scream from the bedroom. ... 759 11 0 1.4493
Scum bags Scum bags This Englishman walks in a salon of a small town somewhere ... 634 12 0 1.8927
Sea Sea Man: You remind me of the sea. ... 601 12 1 1.8303
Sea World Sea World On a recent trip to Sea World, we were particularl ... 615 14 0 2.2764
Seafood Disco Seafood Disco I went to a seafood disco last week ... 1345 14 30 -1.1896
Seagulls Seagulls Why are seagulls called seagulls? ... 515 11 0 2.1359
Seal Seal A polar bear was out driving one day when he suddenly started ... 591 12 0 2.0305
Sealsex Sealsex An Eskimo takes his snowmobile to the mechanic. ... 947 13 0 1.3728
Second Mouth Second Mouth A very naive British sailor is in a bar in London. ... 625 11 0 1.7600
Secret Secret Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig? ... 645 14 0 2.1705
See me off See me off Three absent-minded professors were talking together in a bus ... 588 13 0 2.2109
Settlers Settlers A woman on the Mayflower felt ill, so she took some indigestion ... 577 14 0 2.4263
Seven dwarfs Seven dwarfs the seven dwarfs were all in bed feeling happy. ... 671 13 1 1.7884
Seventeen Seventeen One day this man was jumping up and down on a manhole cover ... 578 13 0 2.2491
Sexist (1) Sexist (1) How many men does it take to open a beer ? ... 1050 20 2 1.7143
Sexist (2) Sexist (2) Don't be sexist. ... 1044 19 3 1.5326
Sheep Sheep The teacher came up with a good problem. ... 676 10 0 1.4793
Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was ... 781 39 95 -7.1703
Sherrif Sherrif An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived ... 588 12 1 1.8707
Shhhh Shhhh Six year old Susie and her four year old brother Jimmy ... 679 13 0 1.9146
Ships Ships What happened when the red ship sank into the blue ... 576 13 0 2.2569
Shipwrecked Shipwrecked A man and his dog are shipwrecked onto a deserted island ... 745 13 0 1.7450
Shirley Shirley That wife of mine is a liar ... 618 14 0 2.2654
Shoot Who Shoot Who A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. ... 473 10 0 2.1142
Shooting Shooting A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle ... 522 12 0 2.2989
Short Dress Short Dress Hear about the girl that wanted to make an impression ... 789 15 0 1.9011
Short Woman Short Woman Tis better to have loved a short woman ... 668 8 0 1.1976
Shoulders Shoulders A young girl was at the doctor's for a checkup: ... 636 17 0 2.6730
Show Show Show me a ___ and I'll show you a ___ ... 625 14 0 2.2400
Shred Shred A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. ... 589 14 0 2.3769
Sick Sick What's hard and straight going in ... 607 11 0 1.8122
Sick man Sick man A man telephones his office and says: Sorry, I can't come in ... 12868 492 49 3.4426
Sin? Sin? Is it a sin to have sexual relations before receiving Communion ... 772 15 0 1.9430
Sincere Sincere Two women were talking about a man that they just met ... 614 13 0 2.1173
Singing Singing Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to her friend ... 742 9 0 1.2129
Singles Singles Barry: The teacher told us today, that a single fly ... 629 10 0 1.5898
Sistine Chapel Sistine Chapel After painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel ... 549 12 0 2.1858
Six Inches Six Inches Why do women always crash their cars when they back up? ... 701 12 0 1.7118
Size Size A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him ... 1025 118 145 -2.6341
Sky Diving Sky Diving The 80-year-old woman decided to take up sky diving. ... 491 12 0 2.4440
Skyscrapers Skyscrapers Little girl: Mother, are there skyscrapers in heaven? ... 532 15 1 2.6316
Slapped Slapped A man and his little girl were on an overcrowded elevator ... 17793 674 61 3.4452
Sleeping bag Sleeping bag What's the best way to get into a sleeping bag? ... 607 12 0 1.9769
Slip Slip A man goes over to talk to his buddy at work an says ... 672 12 1 1.6369
Slip (2) Slip (2) Two men were conversing about Freudian slips ... 608 11 0 1.8092
Slow mail Slow mail At the post office a woman complained to the clerk ... 559 10 0 1.7889
Slug Slug What does a slug say when he's riding a turtle's back? ... 572 14 0 2.4476
Slumlord Slumlord An English guide was showing Kenilworth Castle to some soldiers ... 539 11 0 2.0408
Slut Slut Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience ... 721 10 0 1.3870
Small teeth Small teeth An extremely talkative woman was visiting a new dentist ... 10776 404 33 3.4428
Smart cat Smart cat This woman was visiting her friend when a cat walked in ... 596 11 0 1.8456
Smart Rabbit Smart Rabbit Two Oxford (England) students went rabbit hunting. ... 579 14 0 2.4180
Smart_ape Smart_ape One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orang-utan ... 518 10 0 1.9305
Smart_dog Smart_dog A dog walks into a JobCentre and says to the assis ... 539 12 0 2.2263
Smart_marine Smart_marine What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160? ... 547 16 0 2.9250
Smith Smith "When I see you I always think of Smith." ... 512 11 0 2.1484
Smithee Smithee An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to qui ... 519 11 1 1.9268
Smiths Smiths Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? ... 3864 160 736 -14.9068
Smoker Smoker Two men were sentenced for 20 years to be in a sin ... 571 13 0 2.2767
Smoke_signals Smoke_signals A guy travelling through the prairies of the USA s ... 578 11 0 1.9031
Smoking Smoking It was afternoon in the crowded cafeteria. ... 717 13 0 1.8131
Smoking_girl Smoking_girl hat should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking ... 641 12 0 1.8721
Smuggler Smuggler While crossing the US-MexiCan border on his bicycl ... 3950 207 71 3.4430
Smuggler Smuggler A man on a bike, carrying two sacks on his shoulders ... 440 9 0 2.0455
Snail Snail A guy hears a knock at his door. Opening the door ... 585 10 0 1.7094
Snail2 Snail2 One Christmas Eve, a barman looks down and sees a ... 1000 95 112 -1.7000
Snailmug Snailmug A snail got mugged by two tortoises. When he went ... 518 11 0 2.1236
Snails Snails A couple go off for a romantic holiday to France, ... 511 10 0 1.9569
Snake Snake A man went fishing one day. He looked over the ... 555 14 0 2.5225
Snakes Snakes There once was a snake breeder who had two snakes ... 525 12 0 2.2857
Sneaky Sneaky A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with a burglar ... 471 11 0 2.3355
Sneak_out Sneak_out A 4-year-old attended evening church services with ... 485 9 0 1.8557
Snow? Snow? What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? ... 1140 15 1 1.2281
Snowmodile_suit Snowmodile_suit Three friends, Bill, Peter and John were out in a ... 556 13 3 1.7986
Snow_in_june Snow_in_june A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a girl hitch ... 2324 84 4 3.4423
Snow_whites_photo's Snow_whites_photo's After Snow White used a couple rolls of film, taki ... 573 15 0 2.6178
Soap_n_water Soap_n_water A minister was asked to dinner by one of his paris ... 542 10 0 1.8450
Societ_dump Societ_dump What do you call a Soviet garbage dump? ... 491 10 0 2.0367
Socket Socket What did the electric plug say to the wall? ... 523 12 0 2.2945
Soft Soft A minister dropped into a strange barbershop for a quick shave ... 571 13 0 2.2767
Softball Softball A small social club was trying to organize a baseb ... 4562 217 60 3.4415
Something_cheap Something_cheap After being away on business, Rich thought it woul ... 457 11 0 2.4070
Something_new Something_new Never be afraid to try something new. ... 484 11 0 2.2727
Song Song If you line up seven naked women against a wall, t ... 556 12 0 2.1583
Soninlaw Soninlaw A very successful businessman had a meeting with h ... 499 9 0 1.8036
Soo_broke Soo_broke I saw a beggar who was so broke that he was standi ... 529 12 0 2.2684
Soul Soul At a meeting that I recently attended, we had the ... 521 13 0 2.4952
Soviet Letters Soviet Letters Stalin is dying, and summons Comrade Khruschev to his bedside ... 482 13 0 2.6971
Soviet_invasion Soviet_invasion A man fleeing the Soviet invasion of Czechoslovaki ... 472 12 0 2.5424
Soya Dildo Soya Dildo What do soybeans and a dildo have in common? ... 1675 16 2 0.8358
Soybean Soybean While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a ... 445 10 0 2.2472
Space Space There are new plans in the works to build a sel ... 524 14 0 2.6718
Spaceman Spaceman What d'you do when you see a spaceman ... 590 5 0 0.8475
Space_man Space_man What would you do if you saw a spaceman? ... 461 10 0 2.1692
Space_party Space_party Q. How to you organize a space party? ... 514 14 0 2.7237
Spain Spain In a certain city in Eastern Spain, there was a mo ... 499 10 0 2.0040
Spain2 Spain2 Did you know that TV commercials in Spain are just ... 479 14 0 2.9228
Spanking Spanking A little boy wasn't getting good marks in school ... 669 10 0 1.4948
Special_song Special_song On the hospital radio the DJ was reading out som ... 464 10 0 2.1552
Specimin Specimin Danny McGuire came home from work to find his love ... 616 13 0 2.1104
Speech Speech A girl walked up to the information desk in a hosp ... 690 17 0 2.4638
Speed Speed Speed does not kill ... 433 12 0 2.7714
Speeder Speeder After a wild freeway chase, the motorcycle cop waved ... 820 18 0 2.1951
Speeding Speeding A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding ... 456 12 0 2.6316
Spelling Spelling A co-worker just hollered over the cubicle wall, " ... 494 13 0 2.6316
Spelling Spelling When did London begin with a L and end with an E? ... 430 11 0 2.5581
Spilled_beer Spilled_beer Did you hear about the guy who spilled some root b ... 515 11 0 2.1359
Spittoon Spittoon Two men standing at a bar. ... 527 13 1 2.2770
Spocks_ears Spocks_ears How many ears did Spock have? ... 453 13 1 2.6490
Spocks_toilet Spocks_toilet What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? ... 512 12 1 2.1484
Sports Mom Sports Mom At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his players ... 517 16 0 3.0948
Sportsman's Double Sportsman's Double I ended up with an older woman at a club last night ... 1604 55 11 2.7431
Sports_camel Sports_camel a man visits his friend at around final score on s ... 497 11 0 2.2133
Sprinkler Sprinkler A woman was out working in her yard. Her young son ... 520 9 0 1.7308
Squamish Squamish Two donkeys in a bar. The giraffe said, ... 581 11 0 1.8933
Squirrel Squirrel How do you catch a squirrel? ... 536 13 0 2.4254
Squirrel2 Squirrel2 There's a man trying to cross the street. But when ... 459 11 0 2.3965
St. Patrick St. Patrick What did St. Patrick say to the snakes before he drove them out ... 500 13 1 2.4000
Stacked Stacked Three guys all bandaged up and smeared with dirt and blood come ... 439 11 1 2.2779
Stamp Stamp There's a new stamp out to commemorate prostitutes ... 493 12 0 2.4341
Stamps Stamps A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas ... 2133 125 255 -6.0947
Stamps Stamps Then there's the boy stamp collector, who was upse ... 494 12 0 2.4291
Star_trek Star_trek Picard: (tugs on tunic and turns to Data) Data, ... 496 9 0 1.8145
Statician's kids Statician's kids A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted ... 536 13 0 2.4254
Stationery Stationery While vacationing in the hills of Alabama, the big ... 508 12 0 2.3622
Statues Statues For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one ... 500 16 0 3.2000
Sterile Sterile A doctor had just delivered twins ... 642 13 1 1.8692
Sterns Sterns While you're at the shore, take a bucket of paint ... 498 8 0 1.6064
Sticky Sticky What's brown and sticky? ... 527 15 0 2.8463
Stocks Stocks Today's Stock Market Report ... 1164 43 3 3.4364
Stocks Stocks October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous m ... 426 12 0 2.8169
Stockwell Stockwell In order to keep in line with Alliance Canada's pl ... 628 10 0 1.5924
Stolen Car Stolen Car A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman ... 1044 21 0 2.0115
Stolen Hat Stolen Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite ... 452 10 0 2.2124
Stolen_dress Stolen_dress You admit having broken into the dress shop four t ... 524 16 0 3.0534
Stolen_hair Stolen_hair Eleven tons of human hair was stolen from a wig fa ... 7668 289 25 3.4429
Stomach Stomach I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale ... 514 14 0 2.7237
Stoopid_dog Stoopid_dog A butcher is leaning on the counter towards the cl ... 734 17 0 2.3161
Stork Stork Two storks are sitting in their nest - a father stork and baby ... 572 12 4 1.3986
Storks Storks The little boy asked, "Mommy, where do babies come ... 506 9 0 1.7787
Storm Storm Many years ago (ever notice how shaggy dog stor ... 504 8 1 1.3889
Stowaway Stowaway A depressed young woman from Manhattan finishing school ... 476 12 0 2.5210
Stranded Stranded A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in ... 462 11 0 2.3810
Strange Neighbors Strange Neighbors There was a young Scottish boy called Angus ... 462 4 0 0.8658
Stress Stress Susan recently attended a stress management seminar ... 475 11 0 2.3158
Stress Stress Stress is the basic discomfort created ... 5200 198 19 3.4423
Strike Strike A fortune-teller started laughing seconds after looking ... 469 11 0 2.3454
String String Three pieces of string were crawling along a dusty road one day ... 499 10 0 2.0040
Stuck Stuck The golf pro was teaching some sweet young thing how to golf ... 2023 77 529 -22.3431
Stutter Stutter A guy goes into a bar and adresses the bartender ... 569 14 0 2.4605
Stutter (2) Stutter (2) A man enters a nut shop and spends about fifteen minutes ... 542 11 1 1.8450
Success Success There are two rules for success in life: ... 513 10 0 1.9493
Success Success Bob dies and immediately finds himself climbing a ladder ... 889 19 0 2.1372
Success Success A man owes it to himself to become successful ... 633 6 0 0.9479
Sucess Sucess What is success? ... 533 10 0 1.8762
Suede Suede A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket ... 507 14 0 2.7613
Suffering Suffering If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea ... 552 16 0 2.8986
Sugar Tongs Sugar Tongs A little old unmarried lady daily observed young executives ... 1851 55 0 2.9714
Suggestions Suggestions After the plant manager finished reading the hundreds of notes ... 595 13 0 2.1849
Sum Sum I think this sums things up.... ... 503 11 0 2.1869
Summertime Summertime As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge ... 528 9 0 1.7045
Sun Sun Once there was a debate between two countries USA and China ... 553 13 1 2.1700
Sunbather Sunbather A rather well-proportioned secretary, Joan, spent ... 564 11 0 1.9504
Sundial Sundial A cowboy was riding in the planes one day when he ... 552 10 0 1.8116
Superconductor Superconductor Did you hear about the superconductor that ate 10 chocolate bars? ... 507 13 0 2.5641
Supervisor Supervisor When the body was first made all parts wanted to be SUPERVISORS ... 537 13 0 2.4209
Supplies Supplies A forman was assigned three new workers; two big strong local men ... 535 12 1 2.0561
Surprised Surprised The English professor's wife walked in and caught ... 1206 77 177 -8.2919
Surveys Surveys Most elementary school children will be able to tell you ... 625 12 1 1.7600
Survival Survival A Scoutmaster was teaching his Boy Scouts about survival ... 1312 48 3 3.4299
Sweetie Sweetie Accompanying her mother to the hairdressers a little girl ... 662 18 3 2.2659
Swingers Swingers Two couples went on a vacation together ... 3972 64 0 1.6113
Sympatico Funeral Sympatico Funeral We went to a funeral for an MTS/Sympatico tech support guy ... 456 11 0 2.4123
Sympatico Jobs Sympatico Jobs Where do customer service people fired by AOL find jobs? ... 477 10 0 2.0964
Sympatico Support Sympatico Support What do those at MTS/Sympatico call people ... 464 10 0 2.1552

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