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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Haggle	One day God took a walk in the Garden of Eden ...	642	13	2	1.7134
	Promotions	A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi ...	805	397	504	-13.2919
	Race horse	The young male race horse came from a long line of winners ...	539	13	2	2.0408
	Rag doll	What would you call a rag doll with a pebble in her mouth? ...	560	11	1	1.7857
	Raggedy Anne	Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy pen? ...	610	15	0	2.4590
	Rain money	When does it rain money? ...	579	11	0	1.8998
	Raincoat	A man got a raincoat from his girlfriend but would never wear it ...	539	14	1	2.4119
	Raise	'I have to have a raise,' the man said to his boss. ...	3893	145	11	3.4421
	Raisin Bread	A local bakery decided to hire a part-time counter person ...	498	10	0	2.0080
	Raisins	Did you hear that the California Raisins are dead? ...	460	10	0	2.1739
	Rare Food	A man is put on trial for killing and eating a rare condor ...	560	9	1	1.4286
	Rates	Hourly Rates ...	463	10	0	2.1598
	Reading	A college freshman fell asleep in his 8:00 English ...	503	9	0	1.7893
	Ready	Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time ...	626	11	0	1.7572
	Real	A family was having dinner on Mother's Day ...	478	6	0	1.2552
	Real man	Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false fingernails ...	522	14	0	2.6820
	Reality TV	How many reality TV stars does it take to change a light bulb ...	1100	11	0	1.0000
	Reason	My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible. ...	481	10	0	2.0790
	Rebate	'REBATE -- R-E-B-A-T-E,' spelled the student. ...	581	12	1	1.8933
	Recap	Mother Lion and Father Lion had gone off hunting, ...	2151	92	18	3.4403
	Receptionist	What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say ...	471	12	0	2.5478
	Recipe	A journalist, thrilled over his dinner, asked the chef ...	458	12	1	2.4017
	Rectum	Bob was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge at about 90mph ...	570	13	0	2.2807
	Recursion	Knock Knock ...	495	13	0	2.6263
	Red & Invisible	What's red and invisible? ...	461	10	0	2.1692
	Red & White	What's red and white ? ...	461	13	1	2.6030
	Red Ball	A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given ...	465	11	0	2.3656
	Red Cars	Didja know that if you painted all the cars in the U.S. red ...	438	10	1	2.0548
	Refined	A boy would walk down the street and whenever he saw someone ...	476	12	0	2.5210
	Reflecting	Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink ...	518	15	0	2.8958
	Relationship	Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine ...	1402	53	5	3.4237
	Remote	The television salesman gave a man and his wife a demonstration ...	414	10	0	2.4155
	Reorganized	The patient is adamant. 'Doc, I need a liver transplant ...	618	15	0	2.4272
	Repairman	Three women were sitting around and bragging about ...	611	12	1	1.8003
	Repent	Repent??!!?? ...	426	11	0	2.5822
	Rescue	A cop walk down the Santa Monica pier. He suddenly hears a man ...	10891	430	55	3.4432
	Research	Mother: How's your history paper coming? ...	8975	341	32	3.4429
	Reservations	A man walked into a restaurant, and the matre'd as ...	469	14	0	2.9851
	Rich Doctor	A daughter comes home from the peace corps in Uganda ...	672	24	1	3.4226
	Rid	Grandma and grandpa were sitting on their rocking ...	508	11	0	2.1654
	Riddles	Why does a fireman wear red suspenders? ...	458	11	0	2.4017
	Riding Hood	Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest ...	456	9	0	1.9737
	Right?	When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you ...	412	6	0	1.4563
	Riley	I met Callahan on the street yesterday. He looked terrible ...	420	12	0	2.8571
	Ring Bell	When Ma & Pa first arrived on the homestead ...	457	13	1	2.6258
	Ring Bell	A man was passing a country estate and saw a sign on the gate ...	1372	143	233	-6.5598
	Ripped Dress	Emily, I don't know what to do ...	566	11	0	1.9435
	Roaches	Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley. ...	490	15	0	3.0612
	Road Runner	One day Road Runner was flying along in the desert ...	505	11	0	2.1782
	Roast Beef	What's the difference between roast beef and peasoup? ...	466	7	0	1.5021
	Robbed	Late one night a woman was walking home when a man ...	439	11	0	2.5057
	Robot	Why did the robot act stupid? ...	488	12	0	2.4590
	Rock On	Yesterday I went into an antiquarian music store ...	428	12	1	2.5701
	Rocks	A couple are strolling down town when they come across a store ...	571	18	0	3.1524
	Roller Coaster	Our daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World ...	425	8	0	1.8824
	Rooster	why did the rooster cross the basketball court? ...	402	10	0	2.4876
	Rope Bridge	There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high ...	1018	89	54	3.4381
	Rosepetal	A little girl is walking her dog, when a priest comes along ...	451	11	0	2.4390
	Roses	What's better than roses on your piano? ...	512	11	0	2.1484
	Rover	A guy was madly in love with a nice girl ...	491	10	0	2.0367
	Rude	This man is walking down the street one day ...	505	10	0	1.9802
	Rude Though	I'm thinking of something. ...	515	15	1	2.7184
	Runaway	How do you stop a runaway horse? ...	2963	239	137	3.4425