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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Haggle	One day God took a walk in the Garden of Eden ...	529	12	1	2.0794
	Promotions	A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi ...	692	396	504	-15.6069
	Race horse	The young male race horse came from a long line of winners ...	458	13	1	2.6201
	Rag doll	What would you call a rag doll with a pebble in her mouth? ...	489	11	1	2.0450
	Raggedy Anne	Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy pen? ...	536	15	0	2.7985
	Rain money	When does it rain money? ...	488	11	0	2.2541
	Raincoat	A man got a raincoat from his girlfriend but would never wear it ...	464	14	1	2.8017
	Raise	'I have to have a raise,' the man said to his boss. ...	3364	144	11	3.9536
	Raisin Bread	A local bakery decided to hire a part-time counter person ...	422	10	0	2.3697
	Raisins	Did you hear that the California Raisins are dead? ...	388	10	0	2.5773
	Rare Food	A man is put on trial for killing and eating a rare condor ...	480	9	1	1.6667
	Rates	Hourly Rates ...	394	10	0	2.5381
	Reading	A college freshman fell asleep in his 8:00 English ...	428	9	0	2.1028
	Ready	Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time ...	511	11	0	2.1526
	Real	A family was having dinner on Mother's Day ...	412	6	0	1.4563
	Real man	Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false fingernails ...	451	14	0	3.1042
	Reality TV	How many reality TV stars does it take to change a light bulb ...	1031	11	0	1.0669
	Reason	My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible. ...	409	10	0	2.4450
	Rebate	'REBATE -- R-E-B-A-T-E,' spelled the student. ...	491	12	1	2.2403
	Recap	Mother Lion and Father Lion had gone off hunting, ...	1872	90	16	3.9530
	Receptionist	What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say ...	388	12	0	3.0928
	Recipe	A journalist, thrilled over his dinner, asked the chef ...	394	12	1	2.7919
	Rectum	Bob was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge at about 90mph ...	492	13	0	2.6423
	Recursion	Knock Knock ...	424	13	0	3.0660
	Red & Invisible	What's red and invisible? ...	389	10	0	2.5707
	Red & White	What's red and white ? ...	390	13	1	3.0769
	Red Ball	A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given ...	398	11	0	2.7638
	Red Cars	Didja know that if you painted all the cars in the U.S. red ...	366	10	1	2.4590
	Refined	A boy would walk down the street and whenever he saw someone ...	406	12	0	2.9557
	Reflecting	Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink ...	448	15	0	3.3482
	Relationship	Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine ...	1190	52	5	3.9496
	Remote	The television salesman gave a man and his wife a demonstration ...	347	10	0	2.8818
	Reorganized	The patient is adamant. 'Doc, I need a liver transplant ...	520	15	0	2.8846
	Repairman	Three women were sitting around and bragging about ...	511	12	1	2.1526
	Repent	Repent??!!?? ...	353	11	0	3.1161
	Rescue	A cop walk down the Santa Monica pier. He suddenly hears a man ...	9427	426	53	3.9567
	Research	Mother: How's your history paper coming? ...	7836	339	29	3.9561
	Reservations	A man walked into a restaurant, and the matre'd as ...	401	14	0	3.4913
	Rich Doctor	A daughter comes home from the peace corps in Uganda ...	592	23	1	3.7162
	Rid	Grandma and grandpa were sitting on their rocking ...	446	11	0	2.4664
	Riddles	Why does a fireman wear red suspenders? ...	389	11	0	2.8278
	Riding Hood	Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest ...	375	9	0	2.4000
	Right?	When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you ...	347	6	0	1.7291
	Riley	I met Callahan on the street yesterday. He looked terrible ...	356	12	0	3.3708
	Ring Bell	When Ma & Pa first arrived on the homestead ...	392	13	1	3.0612
	Ring Bell	A man was passing a country estate and saw a sign on the gate ...	1306	143	233	-6.8913
	Ripped Dress	Emily, I don't know what to do ...	504	11	0	2.1825
	Roaches	Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley. ...	422	15	0	3.5545
	Road Runner	One day Road Runner was flying along in the desert ...	428	11	0	2.5701
	Roast Beef	What's the difference between roast beef and peasoup? ...	390	7	0	1.7949
	Robbed	Late one night a woman was walking home when a man ...	369	11	0	2.9810
	Robot	Why did the robot act stupid? ...	419	12	0	2.8640
	Rock On	Yesterday I went into an antiquarian music store ...	370	12	1	2.9730
	Rocks	A couple are strolling down town when they come across a store ...	504	18	0	3.5714
	Roller Coaster	Our daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World ...	362	8	0	2.2099
	Rooster	why did the rooster cross the basketball court? ...	337	10	0	2.9674
	Rope Bridge	There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high ...	885	89	54	3.9548
	Rosepetal	A little girl is walking her dog, when a priest comes along ...	386	11	0	2.8497
	Roses	What's better than roses on your piano? ...	428	11	0	2.5701
	Rover	A guy was madly in love with a nice girl ...	412	10	0	2.4272
	Rude	This man is walking down the street one day ...	433	10	0	2.3095
	Rude Though	I'm thinking of something. ...	443	15	1	3.1603
	Runaway	How do you stop a runaway horse? ...	2730	239	135	3.8095