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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Action	How can you tell you're getting old? ...	1309	17	1	1.2223
	Almost	Seventy-three year old Sol had worked in the garment center ...	857	13	2	1.2835
	Angina	Clara, an eighty year old, Yale educated ex-professor ...	750	10	0	1.3333
	Birth Control	An elderly woman went into the doctor's office ...	832	15	0	1.8029
	Boarder	There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor ...	736	13	0	1.7663
	Communication Skills	What a woman says ...	2579	174	72	3.9550
	Dead?	A paramedic was asked on a local TV talk-show program ...	725	4	1	0.4138
	Deaf	On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over ...	2452	203	106	3.9560
	Evangelist	An old man and his wife were listening to a radio evangelist ...	687	12	0	1.7467
	F*ck	How do you get three little old ladies to use the 'F' word? ...	878	15	0	1.7084
	Flower Show	Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the town hall ...	652	10	0	1.5337
	Forgetful	While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a restaurant ...	5803	329	100	3.9462
	Grandma	At age ninety-two, Grandma Fritz still lived in her old farmhouse ...	708	8	0	1.1299
	How Old?	An old man in a nursing home asks an elderly female resident ...	741	13	0	1.7544
	Memory	Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about things ...	710	11	0	1.5493
	Miss	One day 3 old men were sitting around the old folks home ...	674	11	0	1.6320
	Observations	Observations on loose people ...	599	12	0	2.0033
	Odds are	Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese ...	523	9	1	1.5296
	Odin	The Norse god of thunder, Thor, was hanging aroung Asgard ...	482	10	0	2.0747
	Off Duty	I guess you've heard by now about the death ...	593	17	1	2.6981
	Offering	An usher was passing the collection plate at a large wedding ...	473	12	0	2.5370
	Office fling	The secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row. ...	677	9	0	1.3294
	Oil Painting	How is a man like an oil painting? ...	481	11	0	2.2869
	Old & Crazy	Two nuns knock on the front door, and a child opens it ...	484	10	0	2.0661
	Old & Feeble	Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble? ...	477	12	0	2.5157
	Old Couple	An elderly couple in a small town had been dating for a long time ...	624	5	0	0.8013
	Old Friends	I have become a little older since I saw you last ...	705	11	0	1.5603
	Old Ladies	Two darling old ladies were having lunch in the dining room ...	1061	52	231	-16.8709
	Old Love	Two couples are meeting up after years of no see. ...	578	13	0	2.2491
	Old man's money	The madame opens the door of this smart brothel in Paris ...	507	18	0	3.5503
	Old McDonald	Mary had a little lamb ...	479	13	0	2.7140
	Old Mexicans	What do they call old men in Mexico? ...	497	12	0	2.4145
	Old Whore	There is this guy who is on holidays in a foreign place ...	586	14	1	2.2184
	Olympics	I was at the Olympics in the Summer and I went up to this man ...	446	13	0	2.9148
	Omniscient	What's the opposite of 'omniscient' ...	522	3	0	0.5747
	Once...	Whince upun a thyme, there was a man who married in his youth ...	2349	64	385	-13.6654
	One for Juan	Ah, a workday, sandwiched between a holiday and a weekend ...	446	13	1	2.6906
	One-armed man	What is a one-armed man searching for in a big city? ...	474	10	0	2.1097
	OO Money	Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy? ...	443	12	0	2.7088
	Oops..	The other day my wife, son and I were at the beach ...	1158	93	155	-5.3541
	Opera	Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and ...	386	11	0	2.8497
	Operation	A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surger ...	584	12	0	2.0548
	Opinion	Student: What's your opinion on the paper I submit ...	413	10	0	2.4213
	Optimistic	An 85 year old man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up ...	603	11	0	1.8242
	Optometrist	Did you hear about the optometrist ...	476	12	0	2.5210
	Or what	A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife ...	651	9	0	1.3825
	Orange	What is orange and round? ...	422	10	0	2.3697
	Orange Parrot	What's orange and sounds like a parrot? ...	451	15	0	3.3259
	Orange Parrot	What's orange and sounds like a parrot ...	637	5	0	0.7849
	Order	A loud man in a library shouts out, Fish and Chips please! ...	829	20	0	2.4125
	Order	After noticing a beautiful young blonde sitting on her own ...	977	12	0	1.2282
	Organ	Did you hear about the sunday school teacher ...	781	28	0	3.5851
	Organist	The minister was preoccupied with thoughts ...	436	12	0	2.7523
	Orgasm	This man and this woman are riding next to each other on a plane ...	636	14	0	2.2013
	Orgasm Week	Organizers of the first 'National Orgasm Week' ...	488	14	0	2.8689
	Original Sin	There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army ...	401	10	0	2.4938
	Oscar	Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an Oscar? ...	393	8	0	2.0356
	Ouch	A lady walks into work, and both of her ears are bandaged. ...	550	10	0	1.8182
	Ouf of Focus	I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose ...	398	12	0	3.0151
	Out of Court	The judge asked the two men: Can't this case be settled ...	404	10	0	2.4752
	Out of gas	A boy and a girl were out driving one evening ...	937	104	347	-25.9338
	Out of prison	A man that just got out of jail went to a hooker ...	539	12	0	2.2263
	Outdoor Brothel	A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house ...	435	11	0	2.5287
	Outhouse	A woman living in a rural area wanted to have an outhouse ...	428	12	0	2.8037
	Ovaries	Two ovaries are talking ...	458	10	0	2.1834
	Overthrow	Little old lady at US immigration. ...	417	10	0	2.3981
	Overweight	More than five million American women are overweight. ...	519	16	0	3.0829
	Owe us	The daughter of a rich man is kidnapped ...	502	11	0	2.1912
	Owl Calls	Each evening a bird lover, Tom, stood in his backyard ...	431	5	0	1.1601
	Rampant Sex	This old man marries a girl barely out of her teens. ...	848	11	1	1.1792
	Repose	Old folks are worth a fortune: With silver in their hair ...	594	10	0	1.6835
	Save up	The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife ...	604	10	0	1.6556
	Sharp	One day, two old men from a retirement home were sitting ...	600	7	0	1.1667
	Sight	Two Elderly Men sitting on a park bench, watch the young girls ...	822	57	174	-14.2336
	Smell	What do old people smell like? ...	797	14	0	1.7566
	Widow	Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from ...	548	9	0	1.6423
	Your age	'You should be ashamed,' the father told his son ...	1070	20	0	1.8692
	Youth	How does an older woman keep her youth? ...	856	12	0	1.4019