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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Action	How can you tell you're getting old? ...	1400	17	1	1.1429
	Almost	Seventy-three year old Sol had worked in the garment center ...	937	13	2	1.1740
	Angina	Clara, an eighty year old, Yale educated ex-professor ...	845	10	0	1.1834
	Birth Control	An elderly woman went into the doctor's office ...	922	15	0	1.6269
	Boarder	There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor ...	800	13	0	1.6250
	Communication Skills	What a woman says ...	3166	181	72	3.4428
	Dead?	A paramedic was asked on a local TV talk-show program ...	801	4	1	0.3745
	Deaf	On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over ...	2798	203	107	3.4310
	Evangelist	An old man and his wife were listening to a radio evangelist ...	748	12	0	1.6043
	F*ck	How do you get three little old ladies to use the 'F' word? ...	961	15	0	1.5609
	Flower Show	Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the town hall ...	726	10	0	1.3774
	Forgetful	While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a restaurant ...	6885	338	101	3.4423
	Grandma	At age ninety-two, Grandma Fritz still lived in her old farmhouse ...	783	8	0	1.0217
	How Old?	An old man in a nursing home asks an elderly female resident ...	820	13	0	1.5854
	Memory	Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about things ...	779	11	0	1.4121
	Miss	One day 3 old men were sitting around the old folks home ...	750	11	0	1.4667
	Observations	Observations on loose people ...	675	12	0	1.7778
	Odds are	Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese ...	591	9	1	1.3536
	Odin	The Norse god of thunder, Thor, was hanging aroung Asgard ...	548	10	0	1.8248
	Off Duty	I guess you've heard by now about the death ...	656	17	1	2.4390
	Offering	An usher was passing the collection plate at a large wedding ...	541	12	0	2.2181
	Office fling	The secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row. ...	801	9	0	1.1236
	Oil Painting	How is a man like an oil painting? ...	545	11	0	2.0183
	Old & Crazy	Two nuns knock on the front door, and a child opens it ...	555	10	0	1.8018
	Old & Feeble	Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble? ...	541	12	0	2.2181
	Old Couple	An elderly couple in a small town had been dating for a long time ...	701	5	0	0.7133
	Old Friends	I have become a little older since I saw you last ...	769	11	0	1.4304
	Old Ladies	Two darling old ladies were having lunch in the dining room ...	1121	52	231	-15.9679
	Old Love	Two couples are meeting up after years of no see. ...	642	13	0	2.0249
	Old man's money	The madame opens the door of this smart brothel in Paris ...	565	18	0	3.1858
	Old McDonald	Mary had a little lamb ...	545	13	0	2.3853
	Old Mexicans	What do they call old men in Mexico? ...	558	12	0	2.1505
	Old Whore	There is this guy who is on holidays in a foreign place ...	676	14	1	1.9231
	Olympics	I was at the Olympics in the Summer and I went up to this man ...	510	13	0	2.5490
	Omniscient	What's the opposite of 'omniscient' ...	594	3	0	0.5051
	Once...	Whince upun a thyme, there was a man who married in his youth ...	2411	64	385	-13.3140
	One for Juan	Ah, a workday, sandwiched between a holiday and a weekend ...	507	13	1	2.3669
	One-armed man	What is a one-armed man searching for in a big city? ...	529	10	0	1.8904
	OO Money	Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy? ...	495	12	0	2.4242
	Oops..	The other day my wife, son and I were at the beach ...	1222	93	155	-5.0736
	Opera	Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and ...	442	11	0	2.4887
	Operation	A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surger ...	677	12	0	1.7725
	Opinion	Student: What's your opinion on the paper I submit ...	470	10	0	2.1277
	Optimistic	An 85 year old man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up ...	655	11	0	1.6794
	Optometrist	Did you hear about the optometrist ...	535	12	0	2.2430
	Or what	A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife ...	761	9	0	1.1827
	Orange	What is orange and round? ...	471	10	0	2.1231
	Orange Parrot	What's orange and sounds like a parrot? ...	506	15	0	2.9644
	Orange Parrot	What's orange and sounds like a parrot ...	686	5	0	0.7289
	Order	A loud man in a library shouts out, Fish and Chips please! ...	901	20	0	2.2198
	Order	After noticing a beautiful young blonde sitting on her own ...	1027	12	0	1.1685
	Organ	Did you hear about the sunday school teacher ...	872	28	0	3.2110
	Organist	The minister was preoccupied with thoughts ...	494	12	0	2.4291
	Orgasm	This man and this woman are riding next to each other on a plane ...	722	14	0	1.9391
	Orgasm Week	Organizers of the first 'National Orgasm Week' ...	562	14	0	2.4911
	Original Sin	There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army ...	457	10	0	2.1882
	Oscar	Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an Oscar? ...	449	8	0	1.7817
	Ouch	A lady walks into work, and both of her ears are bandaged. ...	660	11	0	1.6667
	Ouf of Focus	I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose ...	453	12	0	2.6490
	Out of Court	The judge asked the two men: Can't this case be settled ...	452	10	0	2.2124
	Out of gas	A boy and a girl were out driving one evening ...	1004	104	347	-24.2032
	Out of prison	A man that just got out of jail went to a hooker ...	611	12	0	1.9640
	Outdoor Brothel	A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house ...	491	11	0	2.2403
	Outhouse	A woman living in a rural area wanted to have an outhouse ...	487	12	0	2.4641
	Ovaries	Two ovaries are talking ...	522	10	0	1.9157
	Overthrow	Little old lady at US immigration. ...	472	10	0	2.1186
	Overweight	More than five million American women are overweight. ...	589	16	0	2.7165
	Owe us	The daughter of a rich man is kidnapped ...	567	11	0	1.9400
	Owl Calls	Each evening a bird lover, Tom, stood in his backyard ...	487	5	0	1.0267
	Rampant Sex	This old man marries a girl barely out of her teens. ...	918	11	1	1.0893
	Repose	Old folks are worth a fortune: With silver in their hair ...	651	10	0	1.5361
	Save up	The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife ...	666	10	0	1.5015
	Sharp	One day, two old men from a retirement home were sitting ...	665	7	0	1.0526
	Sight	Two Elderly Men sitting on a park bench, watch the young girls ...	878	57	174	-13.3257
	Smell	What do old people smell like? ...	865	14	0	1.6185
	Widow	Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from ...	608	9	0	1.4803
	Your age	'You should be ashamed,' the father told his son ...	1140	20	0	1.7544
	Youth	How does an older woman keep her youth? ...	918	12	0	1.3072