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3_peanuts 3_peanuts 3 peanuts were walking down the street... ... 981 20 16 0.4077
3_shots 3_shots This guy comes into a bar and orders three separat ... 851 30 5 2.9377
3_things 3_things What have clitori, anniversaries and toilets got i ... 661 10 4 0.9077
3_week_wife 3_week_wife A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnigh ... 828 22 2 2.4155
3_words_to_dread 3_words_to_dread What are three words you dread the most while maki ... 629 11 4 1.1129
400_rabbits 400_rabbits What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? ... 637 7 3 0.6279
48_states 48_states My brother-in-law was talking with some German stu ... 795 10 2 1.0063
4_balls 4_balls Paddy just arrived in America from Ireland on holi ... 610 9 0 1.4754
4_legs_and_1_arm 4_legs_and_1_arm What has four legs and one arm? ... 1512 58 7 3.3730
4_letter_word 4_letter_word Contrary to popular belief the four letter word mo ... 612 9 0 1.4706
4_words 4_words Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile ... 602 8 0 1.3289
50cents 50cents And then there was the young boy who found a fifty ... 570 10 0 1.7544
50_dollars 50_dollars A couple return from their honeymoon and it's obvi ... 606 11 0 1.8152
5buck_penguin 5buck_penguin A guy is walking down the street, and he's reall ... 550 10 1 1.6364
7 Dwarfs 7 Dwarfs The 7 dwarfs all went to bed feeling sleepy ... 8917 349 42 3.4429
75balls 75balls What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? ... 1337 50 4 3.4405
800_year 800_year A man came home from work one day to find his wi ... 550 8 1 1.2727
99_condoms 99_condoms A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to ... 600 8 0 1.3333
Against the wall Against the wall What do you call a guy thrown against the wall? ... 1664 10 0 0.6010
Asphalt Asphalt What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on hot asphalt?? ... 1582 11 2 0.5689
Ball-point pen Ball-point pen When NASA first started sending up astronauts ... 1515 30 10 1.3201
Baseball Baseball What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at a b ... 1337 10 0 0.7479
BBQ grill BBQ grill What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your BBQ grill?? ... 1204 9 0 0.7475
Bills Bills What do you call a woman who throws her bills on the fire? ... 1038 11 0 1.0597
Buildings Buildings What do you call a guy with no arms or legs between two buildings ... 1074 18 0 1.6760
Butcher Butcher What do you call a couple with no arms or legs tha ... 983 9 0 0.9156
Car Car What do you call a guy a guy with one arm and no l ... 1048 11 4 0.6679
Condoms Condoms What do you call a woman with a pack of condoms on ... 1170 11 0 0.9402
Dna Dna What do you call a woman with a bit of DNA on her ... 818 9 1 0.9780
Drill Bit Drill Bit What do you call a man holding drill bit in teeth ... 842 12 0 1.4252
Eve Eve Do you love me? ... 697 463 650 -26.8293
Football confusion Football confusion Charlie took his girl friend to her first football game ... 1054 141 105 3.4156
God creates woman God creates woman After God created Adam ... 1384 908 1173 -19.1474
Grill Grill What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, lyin ... 735 11 1 1.3605
Hex screws Hex screws What do you call a guy that you use to loosen hex screws? ... 695 10 0 1.4388
Hill Hill What do you call a guy with no arms or legs sitting on a hill? ... 692 10 0 1.4451
Hole Hole What do you call a gal with no arms or legs in a h ... 2802 109 13 3.4261
In a vase In a vase What do you call a woman with no arms or legs in a vase ... 1022 34 91 -5.5773
Job Job What do you call a guy with no limbs who lost 'em on the job ... 707 17 0 2.4045
Knife Knife What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and is ... 742 11 0 1.4825
Lame book Lame book A blonde stormed up to the front desk ... 2356 103 22 3.4380
Lightning Lightning What do you call a guy with no arms or legs struck by lightning? ... 668 10 0 1.4970
Long march Long march What do you call a woman with at the end of a long march? ... 569 12 1 1.9332
Most_wanted Most_wanted Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field ... 737 15 0 2.0353
Naked Naked He said that I would look more attractive if I wer ... 688 14 1 1.8895
Naked_girl Naked_girl A man went to his mate's fancy dress party with no ... 2498 96 10 3.4428
Name Name A city dog met an aquaintence at a friendly curbstone ... 479 8 0 1.6701
Names011 Names011 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs covere ... 710 10 0 1.4085
Names012 Names012 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs gettin ... 810 13 3 1.2346
Names013 Names013 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs going ... 604 10 0 1.6556
Names014 Names014 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a b ... 581 12 0 2.0654
Names015 Names015 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a c ... 611 9 0 1.4730
Names016 Names016 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a d ... 558 9 0 1.6129
Names017 Names017 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a h ... 541 11 0 2.0333
Names018 Names018 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a p ... 571 9 0 1.5762
Names019 Names019 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in an ... 548 10 0 1.8248
Names020 Names020 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ... 527 10 0 1.8975
Names021 Names021 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ... 543 10 0 1.8416
Names022 Names022 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in you ... 564 9 0 1.5957
Names023 Names023 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in you ... 514 10 0 1.9455
Names024 Names024 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs left o ... 521 9 0 1.7274
Names025 Names025 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs mauled ... 569 9 0 1.5817
Names026 Names026 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs nailed ... 605 11 0 1.8182
Names027 Names027 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a b ... 503 9 0 1.7893
Names028 Names028 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a p ... 1395 63 15 3.4409
Names033 Names033 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on the ... 530 13 0 2.4528
Names041 Names041 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who ev ... 502 10 0 1.9920
Names044 Names044 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who's ... 505 10 0 1.9802
Names045 Names045 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs with o ... 591 10 2 1.3536
Names047 Names047 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, rabbi ... 520 16 0 3.0769
Names050 Names050 What do you call a man with no legs holding a chai ... 508 9 0 1.7717
Names051 Names051 What do you call a woman who has one leg shorter t ... 550 12 0 2.1818
Names053 Names053 What do you call a woman with no arms or legs who ... 628 11 0 1.7516
Names055 Names055 What do you call a woman with no arms or legs capt ... 554 12 0 2.1661
Names057 Names057 What do you call a woman with no arms or legs with ... 531 9 0 1.6949
Names058 Names058 What do you call a woman with no arms or legs, or ... 510 8 0 1.5686
Names059 Names059 What do you call twin boys hanging over the window ... 507 9 1 1.5779
Names060 Names060 What do you call two guys with no arms or legs in ... 530 10 0 1.8868
Napolean Napolean Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate sho ... 477 13 0 2.7254
Nationality Nationality Q. If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bat ... 560 13 0 2.3214
Nature Nature The doctor was explaining to Paddy how nature adju ... 1599 64 9 3.4396
Navy Navy Ways to simulate being in the Navy when you're at home ... 656 12 1 1.6768
Necro Necro How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a ... 437 12 1 2.5172
Needaman Needaman Barlow sat in the doctor's office. "My wife and ... 758 15 0 1.9789
Nervous Nervous A man goes to his psychiatrist and explains that on Monday ... 6594 258 31 3.4425
New Law New Law Senators William B. Spong of Virginia and Hiram Fong of Hawaii ... 438 9 1 1.8265
New Team New Team The NFL announced today that for financial reasons ... 418 8 0 1.9139
Newcar Newcar Fred was telling his friend how his uncle tried to ... 4502 170 15 3.4429
News News Sherry the secretary walked into her boss's office and said ... 461 5 0 1.0846
News flash News flash Exxon has announced it's decision today ... 603 9 0 1.4925
New_born New_born A young businessman, a deacon in his church, was g ... 452 11 0 2.4336
New_bride New_bride Mr. Jones patted his daughter's hand fondly, and t ... 465 12 0 2.5806
New_ca3 New_ca3 When buying a used car, check the radio's push but ... 391 9 0 2.3018
New_car New_car Fred was telling his friend how his uncle tried to ... 425 11 1 2.3529
New_car2 New_car2 Dave will pay closer attention next time. When he ... 662 21 0 3.1722
New_car4 New_car4 When buying a used car, check the radio's push but ... 433 81 163 -18.9376
New_dads New_dads There are three men waiting in a hospital waiting ... 631 13 0 2.0602
New_drug New_drug At a major medical convention a noted internist ar ... 563 17 2 2.6643
New_fuel New_fuel An experimental car was driven from New York to Sa ... 429 12 1 2.5641
New_furnature New_furnature Two ovaries wake up one morning to loud banging on ... 446 13 0 2.9148
New_hospital New_hospital When some doctors were told to contribute to the c ... 454 11 0 2.4229
New_medication New_medication Have you heard about the new medication that both ... 2150 82 8 3.4419
New_priest New_priest A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he c ... 517 11 0 2.1277
New_priest2 New_priest2 The new priest is nervous about hearing confession ... 421 8 0 1.9002
New_stamp New_stamp There's a new stamp out to commemorate prostitutes ... 410 9 0 2.1951
New_york New_york People don't hate transplanted New Yorkers because ... 406 11 0 2.7094
Nickle_n_dime Nickle_n_dime What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? ... 498 10 0 2.0080
Nickname Nickname In this particular branch of the Army's officer tr ... 528 10 0 1.8939
Night Night Many years ago a traveler came to the ancient land ... 522 13 0 2.4904
Nightgown Nightgown Little Cindy was in her bedroom when her younger brother knocked ... 815 29 1 3.4356
Nine inches Nine inches From the outset, the blind date was a fiasco ... 490 12 0 2.4490
Nits Nits How much nit could a nit pick pick if a nit pick c ... 410 8 0 1.9512
No Arguement No Arguement A fellow who's just reached his 150th birthday ... 445 10 0 2.2472
No arms No arms Why is it bad to date a woman with no arms? ... 543 10 1 1.6575
No Boat No Boat A friend was looking for a second hand boat (a Laser) to buy ... 438 10 0 2.2831
No enemies No enemies The new minister was talking to the oldest inhabitant. ... 459 14 0 3.0501
No Feet No Feet What do you call a guy with no feet? ... 7058 268 25 3.4429
No Harm No Harm A burglar broke into the house of a Quaker in the middle of ... 408 7 0 1.7157
No Heart No Heart The medical student was shocked when he received a failing grade ... 1219 121 185 -5.2502
No Heaven No Heaven The local priest came across Paddy who had stumble ... 7988 304 29 3.4427
No horse No horse A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. ... 429 12 0 2.7972
No payment No payment Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite ... 382 7 0 1.8325
Noahs_ark Noahs_ark One day, God speaks to Noah. 'Noah', he says, 'I ... 1455 104 365 -17.9381
Noah_lights Noah_lights What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? ... 425 13 0 3.0588
Nobel Prize Nobel Prize A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer ... 411 6 0 1.4599
Nocheat Nocheat Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can sa ... 474 15 0 3.1646
Nogo Nogo All the toilet seats at the police station were st ... 437 12 0 2.7460
Noodle2 Noodle2 How are men like noodles? ... 442 13 0 2.9412
Nose Nose I know a guy with so much nose hair that when he s ... 1104 85 229 -13.0435
Nose2 Nose2 Why is your nose in the middle of your face? ... 449 13 0 2.8953
Not Suitable Not Suitable My daughter had a badge for her 2nd birthday ... 452 12 0 2.6549
Notice Notice NOTICE: To make things easier for all of us, pleas ... 448 13 0 2.9018
Nott_shott Nott_shott A dual was fought between Alexander Shott and John ... 397 11 0 2.7708
Not_bald Not_bald "Mommy, mommy, why daddy got so few hairs on his h ... 446 12 0 2.6906
Not_dos Not_dos One of our servers crashed. I was watching our new ... 439 16 2 3.1891
Not_here Not_here Joe and Bill met on a street corner. When Joe sai ... 425 11 0 2.5882
Not_in_church Not_in_church Things You Never Hear in Church ... 627 11 0 1.7544
Not_moved Not_moved An old man and his wife were driving down the road ... 409 11 0 2.6895
Not_republican Not_republican A little old lady called 911. When the operator an ... 435 12 0 2.7586
Not_that_kind Not_that_kind The attractive young thang was about to go to bed ... 446 11 0 2.4664
Not_woe Not_woe The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their fi ... 401 11 0 2.7431
Not_work Not_work "I'm never going to work for that man again" ... 455 10 0 2.1978
Novirgin Novirgin He: "Am I the first man you ever had ?" ... 460 10 0 2.1739
No_bull No_bull Two cows standing next to each other in a field, D ... 443 13 0 2.9345
No_butter No_butter A father and son are catching butterflies, when al ... 432 9 0 2.0833
No_change No_change About six months ago, Paul's wife died an untimely ... 607 9 2 1.1532
No_computer No_computer The businessman dragged himself home and barely ma ... 436 9 0 2.0642
No_divorce No_divorce A friend of mine won't get a divorce, because he h ... 496 10 0 2.0161
No_fingers No_fingers Mitchell's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tr ... 430 11 0 2.5581
No_loiter No_loiter A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a ... 422 11 0 2.6066
No_shoes No_shoes Heard in an East German department store: ... 391 10 1 2.3018
No_strings No_strings A woman in a supermarket sees a deal offering 5 bo ... 485 12 0 2.4742
No_will No_will A man dies suddenly without writing a will. The d ... 610 20 1 3.1148
Nude_painter Nude_painter A man requested a blonde painter to paint him in ... 3282 176 199 -0.7008
Nudist Nudist How can you tell which man is the most popular in ... 534 11 0 2.0599
Number Number At First National Bank, you're not just a number ... 610 11 0 1.8033
Nursing Confusion Nursing Confusion As I was nursing my baby ... 988 2386 2352 3.4413
Nutbar Nutbar The new Mayor was making his first official visit ... 539 19 1 3.3395
Nuts Nuts A man who thinks he's George Washington ... 557 14 0 2.5135
Nuts Nuts A man who thought he was John-The-Baptist was dist ... 449 13 0 2.8953
Nuts Nuts Dr. Hansen, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital ... 1075 117 168 -4.7442
Nuts Nuts My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store ... 1033 13 0 1.2585
Pa Pa What do you call a man with a PA system on his hea ... 545 12 0 2.2018
Patients Patients What do you call a man with no arms and no legs wh ... 535 9 0 1.6822
Pelvis Pelvis What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and no ... 557 9 0 1.6158
Porch Porch What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a porch? ... 501 11 0 2.1956
Railroad track Railroad track What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on railroad track? ... 519 9 0 1.7341
Razor Razor What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and ra ... 553 10 0 1.8083
Shovel Shovel What do you call a man *without* a shovel on his h ... 579 14 0 2.4180
Sinking Sinking Woman with a sinking ship on her head? ... 599 13 0 2.1703
Six feet under Six feet under What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who’s six feet unde ... 566 12 0 2.1201
Skimming Skimming What do you call a guy skimming across the water? ... 506 9 0 1.7787
Stage Stage What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a stage? ... 484 11 0 2.2727
Stream Stream What do you call a guy no arms or legs in a strea ... 558 13 0 2.3297
Thrown Thrown What do you call a man with no arms and no legs wh ... 533 9 0 1.6886
Vacation Vacation What do you call a man with no arms and no legs wh ... 605 10 0 1.6529
Wheel Wheel What do you call a man with no arms and no legs wh ... 637 10 0 1.5699
Who is better? Who is better? So Bill Gates and the chairman of GM are arguing ... 1246 66 24 3.3708
Wind Wind What do you call a guy with no arms or legs out of the wind? ... 626 9 2 1.1182
Your Lawyer is Dead Your Lawyer is Dead Bob calls the law office and says ... 1063 23 5 1.6933

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