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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	3_peanuts	3 peanuts were walking down the street... ...	795	20	13	0.8805
	3_shots	This guy comes into a bar and orders three separat ...	694	27	3	3.4582
	3_things	What have clitori, anniversaries and toilets got i ...	533	9	4	0.9381
	3_week_wife	A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnigh ...	645	17	2	2.3256
	3_words_to_dread	What are three words you dread the most while maki ...	501	9	4	0.9980
	400_rabbits	What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? ...	522	7	2	0.9579
	48_states	My brother-in-law was talking with some German stu ...	632	10	2	1.2658
	4_balls	Paddy just arrived in America from Ireland on holi ...	503	9	0	1.7893
	4_legs_and_1_arm	What has four legs and one arm? ...	1316	58	6	3.9514
	4_letter_word	Contrary to popular belief the four letter word mo ...	506	9	0	1.7787
	4_words	Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile ...	512	8	0	1.5625
	50cents	And then there was the young boy who found a fifty ...	484	10	0	2.0661
	50_dollars	A couple return from their honeymoon and it's obvi ...	490	11	0	2.2449
	5buck_penguin	A guy is walking down the street, and he's reall ...	462	10	1	1.9481
	7 Dwarfs	The 7 dwarfs all went to bed feeling sleepy ...	7786	348	40	3.9558
	75balls	What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? ...	1166	50	4	3.9451
	800_year	A man came home from work one day to find his wi ...	455	7	1	1.3187
	99_condoms	A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to ...	489	8	0	1.6360
	Against the wall	What do you call a guy thrown against the wall? ...	1581	10	0	0.6325
	Asphalt	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on hot asphalt?? ...	1517	11	2	0.5933
	Ball-point pen	When NASA first started sending up astronauts ...	1434	30	10	1.3947
	Baseball	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at a b ...	1263	10	0	0.7918
	BBQ grill	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your BBQ grill?? ...	1132	9	0	0.7951
	Bills	What do you call a woman who throws her bills on the fire? ...	963	10	0	1.0384
	Buildings	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs between two buildings ...	1005	18	0	1.7910
	Butcher	What do you call a couple with no arms or legs tha ...	916	9	0	0.9825
	Car	What do you call a guy a guy with one arm and no l ...	984	11	4	0.7114
	Condoms	What do you call a woman with a pack of condoms on ...	1073	11	0	1.0252
	Dna	What do you call a woman with a bit of DNA on her ...	757	9	1	1.0568
	Drill Bit	What do you call a man holding drill bit in teeth ...	787	12	0	1.5248
	Eve	Do you love me? ...	605	462	650	-31.0744
	Football confusion	Charlie took his girl friend to her first football game ...	911	141	105	3.9517
	God creates woman	After God created Adam ...	1257	653	824	-13.6038
	Grill	What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, lyin ...	674	11	0	1.6320
	Hex screws	What do you call a guy that you use to loosen hex screws? ...	634	10	0	1.5773
	Hill	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs sitting on a hill? ...	636	10	0	1.5723
	Hole	What do you call a gal with no arms or legs in a h ...	2452	109	12	3.9560
	In a vase	What do you call a woman with no arms or legs in a vase ...	964	34	91	-5.9129
	Job	What do you call a guy with no limbs who lost 'em on the job ...	653	17	0	2.6034
	Knife	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and is ...	685	11	0	1.6058
	Lame book	A blonde stormed up to the front desk ...	1972	100	22	3.9554
	Lightning	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs struck by lightning? ...	612	10	0	1.6340
	Long march	What do you call a woman with at the end of a long march? ...	509	12	1	2.1611
	Most_wanted	Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field ...	649	15	0	2.3112
	Naked	He said that I would look more attractive if I wer ...	594	14	1	2.1886
	Naked_girl	A man went to his mate's fancy dress party with no ...	2174	96	10	3.9558
	Name	A city dog met an aquaintence at a friendly curbstone ...	415	8	0	1.9277
	Names011	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs covere ...	659	10	0	1.5175
	Names012	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs gettin ...	767	13	3	1.3038
	Names013	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs going ...	565	10	0	1.7699
	Names014	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a b ...	535	12	0	2.2430
	Names015	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a c ...	566	9	0	1.5901
	Names016	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a d ...	518	9	0	1.7375
	Names017	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a h ...	509	11	0	2.1611
	Names018	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a p ...	531	9	0	1.6949
	Names019	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in an ...	510	10	0	1.9608
	Names020	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ...	488	10	0	2.0492
	Names021	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ...	512	10	0	1.9531
	Names022	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in you ...	525	9	0	1.7143
	Names023	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in you ...	484	10	0	2.0661
	Names024	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs left o ...	478	9	0	1.8828
	Names025	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs mauled ...	533	9	0	1.6886
	Names026	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs nailed ...	574	11	0	1.9164
	Names027	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a b ...	464	9	0	1.9397
	Names028	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a p ...	1214	63	15	3.9539
	Names033	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on the ...	487	13	0	2.6694
	Names041	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who ev ...	468	10	0	2.1368
	Names044	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who's ...	472	10	0	2.1186
	Names045	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs with o ...	549	10	2	1.4572
	Names047	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, rabbi ...	477	16	0	3.3543
	Names050	What do you call a man with no legs holding a chai ...	472	9	0	1.9068
	Names051	What do you call a woman who has one leg shorter t ...	509	12	0	2.3576
	Names053	What do you call a woman with no arms or legs who ...	588	11	0	1.8707
	Names055	What do you call a woman with no arms or legs capt ...	512	12	0	2.3438
	Names057	What do you call a woman with no arms or legs with ...	492	9	0	1.8293
	Names058	What do you call a woman with no arms or legs, or ...	467	8	0	1.7131
	Names059	What do you call twin boys hanging over the window ...	461	9	1	1.7354
	Names060	What do you call two guys with no arms or legs in ...	490	10	0	2.0408
	Napolean	Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate sho ...	405	13	0	3.2099
	Nationality	Q. If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bat ...	470	13	0	2.7660
	Nature	The doctor was explaining to Paddy how nature adju ...	1391	64	9	3.9540
	Navy	Ways to simulate being in the Navy when you're at home ...	575	12	1	1.9130
	Necro	How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a ...	380	12	1	2.8947
	Needaman	Barlow sat in the doctor's office. "My wife and ...	675	15	0	2.2222
	Nervous	A man goes to his psychiatrist and explains that on Monday ...	5814	258	28	3.9560
	New Law	Senators William B. Spong of Virginia and Hiram Fong of Hawaii ...	374	9	1	2.1390
	New Team	The NFL announced today that for financial reasons ...	362	8	0	2.2099
	Newcar	Fred was telling his friend how his uncle tried to ...	3969	170	13	3.9557
	News	Sherry the secretary walked into her boss's office and said ...	405	5	0	1.2346
	News flash	Exxon has announced it's decision today ...	541	9	0	1.6636
	New_born	A young businessman, a deacon in his church, was g ...	385	11	0	2.8571
	New_bride	Mr. Jones patted his daughter's hand fondly, and t ...	394	12	0	3.0457
	New_ca3	When buying a used car, check the radio's push but ...	333	9	0	2.7027
	New_car	Fred was telling his friend how his uncle tried to ...	369	11	1	2.7100
	New_car2	Dave will pay closer attention next time. When he ...	610	21	0	3.4426
	New_car4	When buying a used car, check the radio's push but ...	379	81	163	-21.6359
	New_dads	There are three men waiting in a hospital waiting ...	540	13	0	2.4074
	New_drug	At a major medical convention a noted internist ar ...	498	17	2	3.0120
	New_fuel	An experimental car was driven from New York to Sa ...	367	12	0	3.2698
	New_furnature	Two ovaries wake up one morning to loud banging on ...	386	13	0	3.3679
	New_hospital	When some doctors were told to contribute to the c ...	393	11	0	2.7990
	New_medication	Have you heard about the new medication that both ...	1898	82	7	3.9515
	New_priest	A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he c ...	453	11	0	2.4283
	New_priest2	The new priest is nervous about hearing confession ...	362	8	0	2.2099
	New_stamp	There's a new stamp out to commemorate prostitutes ...	345	9	0	2.6087
	New_york	People don't hate transplanted New Yorkers because ...	347	10	0	2.8818
	Nickle_n_dime	What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? ...	430	10	0	2.3256
	Nickname	In this particular branch of the Army's officer tr ...	454	10	0	2.2026
	Night	Many years ago a traveler came to the ancient land ...	436	13	0	2.9817
	Nightgown	Little Cindy was in her bedroom when her younger brother knocked ...	712	29	1	3.9326
	Nine inches	From the outset, the blind date was a fiasco ...	429	12	0	2.7972
	Nits	How much nit could a nit pick pick if a nit pick c ...	350	8	0	2.2857
	No Arguement	A fellow who's just reached his 150th birthday ...	383	10	0	2.6110
	No arms	Why is it bad to date a woman with no arms? ...	486	10	1	1.8519
	No Boat	A friend was looking for a second hand boat (a Laser) to buy ...	370	10	0	2.7027
	No enemies	The new minister was talking to the oldest inhabitant. ...	405	14	0	3.4568
	No Feet	What do you call a guy with no feet? ...	6219	268	22	3.9556
	No Harm	A burglar broke into the house of a Quaker in the middle of ...	348	6	0	1.7241
	No Heart	The medical student was shocked when he received a failing grade ...	1157	121	185	-5.5315
	No Heaven	The local priest came across Paddy who had stumble ...	6901	301	28	3.9559
	No horse	A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. ...	374	11	0	2.9412
	No payment	Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite ...	330	7	0	2.1212
	Noahs_ark	One day, God speaks to Noah. 'Noah', he says, 'I ...	1383	104	364	-18.7997
	Noah_lights	What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? ...	378	13	0	3.4392
	Nobel Prize	A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer ...	352	6	0	1.7045
	Nocheat	Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can sa ...	407	14	0	3.4398
	Nogo	All the toilet seats at the police station were st ...	379	12	0	3.1662
	Noodle2	How are men like noodles? ...	397	13	0	3.2746
	Nose	I know a guy with so much nose hair that when he s ...	1039	85	229	-13.8595
	Nose2	Why is your nose in the middle of your face? ...	387	13	0	3.3592
	Not Suitable	My daughter had a badge for her 2nd birthday ...	385	12	0	3.1169
	Notice	NOTICE: To make things easier for all of us, pleas ...	392	13	0	3.3163
	Nott_shott	A dual was fought between Alexander Shott and John ...	346	11	0	3.1792
	Not_bald	"Mommy, mommy, why daddy got so few hairs on his h ...	388	12	0	3.0928
	Not_dos	One of our servers crashed. I was watching our new ...	387	16	2	3.6176
	Not_here	Joe and Bill met on a street corner. When Joe sai ...	366	11	0	3.0055
	Not_in_church	Things You Never Hear in Church ...	541	11	0	2.0333
	Not_moved	An old man and his wife were driving down the road ...	355	11	0	3.0986
	Not_republican	A little old lady called 911. When the operator an ...	380	12	0	3.1579
	Not_that_kind	The attractive young thang was about to go to bed ...	388	11	0	2.8351
	Not_woe	The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their fi ...	346	11	0	3.1792
	Not_work	"I'm never going to work for that man again" ...	393	10	0	2.5445
	Novirgin	He: "Am I the first man you ever had ?" ...	394	10	0	2.5381
	No_bull	Two cows standing next to each other in a field, D ...	384	13	0	3.3854
	No_butter	A father and son are catching butterflies, when al ...	371	9	0	2.4259
	No_change	About six months ago, Paul's wife died an untimely ...	538	9	2	1.3011
	No_computer	The businessman dragged himself home and barely ma ...	368	9	0	2.4457
	No_divorce	A friend of mine won't get a divorce, because he h ...	431	10	0	2.3202
	No_fingers	Mitchell's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tr ...	379	11	0	2.9024
	No_loiter	A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a ...	351	11	0	3.1339
	No_shoes	Heard in an East German department store: ...	343	10	1	2.6239
	No_strings	A woman in a supermarket sees a deal offering 5 bo ...	418	12	0	2.8708
	No_will	A man dies suddenly without writing a will. The d ...	547	20	1	3.4735
	Nude_painter	A man requested a blonde painter to paint him in ...	3209	176	199	-0.7167
	Nudist	How can you tell which man is the most popular in ...	465	11	0	2.3656
	Number	At First National Bank, you're not just a number ...	551	11	0	1.9964
	Nursing Confusion	As I was nursing my baby ...	777	1444	1447	-0.3861
	Nutbar	The new Mayor was making his first official visit ...	475	19	1	3.7895
	Nuts	A man who thinks he's George Washington ...	484	14	0	2.8926
	Nuts	A man who thought he was John-The-Baptist was dist ...	388	13	0	3.3505
	Nuts	Dr. Hansen, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital ...	1007	117	168	-5.0645
	Nuts	My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store ...	971	13	0	1.3388
	Pa	What do you call a man with a PA system on his hea ...	487	12	0	2.4641
	Patients	What do you call a man with no arms and no legs wh ...	477	9	0	1.8868
	Pelvis	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and no ...	507	9	0	1.7751
	Porch	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a porch? ...	451	11	0	2.4390
	Railroad track	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on railroad track? ...	469	9	0	1.9190
	Razor	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and ra ...	506	10	0	1.9763
	Shovel	What do you call a man *without* a shovel on his h ...	527	14	0	2.6565
	Sinking	Woman with a sinking ship on her head? ...	537	13	0	2.4209
	Six feet under	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who’s six feet unde ...	513	12	0	2.3392
	Skimming	What do you call a guy skimming across the water? ...	460	9	0	1.9565
	Stage	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a stage? ...	438	11	0	2.5114
	Stream	What do you call a guy no arms or legs in a strea ...	515	13	0	2.5243
	Thrown	What do you call a man with no arms and no legs wh ...	487	9	0	1.8480
	Vacation	What do you call a man with no arms and no legs wh ...	552	10	0	1.8116
	Wheel	What do you call a man with no arms and no legs wh ...	587	10	0	1.7036
	Who is better?	So Bill Gates and the chairman of GM are arguing ...	1062	65	23	3.9548
	Wind	What do you call a guy with no arms or legs out of the wind? ...	568	9	2	1.2324
	Your Lawyer is Dead	Bob calls the law office and says ...	928	23	5	1.9397