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$$$$ $$$$ Make $$$$ fast. Are you interested in making $$$$ fast? ... 1635 65 13 3.1804
Analysis Analysis Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than for women? ... 1216 82 163 -6.6612
Aunt Edna Aunt Edna Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? ... 2009 21 6 0.7466
Australia Australia Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia. ... 1306 30 53 -1.7611
Axe Axe Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax.... ... 1054 10 1 0.8539
Babies Babies Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they ... 1362 13 6 0.5140
Baseball Baseball Mommy, Mommy! Can Sheldon come out and play baseball with us? ... 973 11 1 1.0277
Bestfriend Bestfriend A man comes home early one afternoon and finds his ... 1136 9 4 0.4401
Big head Big head Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a big head? ... 1024 8 4 0.3906
Big head Big head Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big. ... 1332 13 3 0.7508
Big thing Big thing Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Daddy's ... 992 12 2 1.0081
Black Widows Black Widows Why do black widow spiders kill their males after ... 1554 55 2 3.4106
Bodily Pain Bodily Pain A young woman said to her doctor ... 12924 708 263 3.4432
Bowl Bowl Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl? ... 858 9 1 0.9324
Bra Bra Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. ... 1167 14 2 1.0283
Bread bin Bread bin Mommy, Mommy! Why does daddy have his Knob in the bread bin? ... 844 9 1 0.9479
Breathe Breathe Mommy, Mommy! I can't breathe! ... 855 12 1 1.2865
Brother Brother Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much. ... 879 11 1 1.1377
Bruise Bruise Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise. ... 751 11 0 1.4647
Brush Brush Mommy, Mommy! Can I brush my teeth? ... 777 10 0 1.2870
Burial Burial Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Dad a decent burial? ... 675 10 1 1.3333
Campfire Campfire Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire! ... 666 10 0 1.5015
Can Opener Can Opener As an experiment, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician ... 2258 162 184 -0.9743
CARE CARE Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa? ... 666 11 0 1.6517
Christmas Christmas Mommy, Mommy! Why are we celebrating Christmas in ... 1007 11 12 -0.0993
Circles Circles Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles. ... 590 10 0 1.6949
Cleaver Cleaver What did the little boy say when his mother scolded him for ... 834 9 2 0.8393
Cliff Cliff Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? ... 597 10 0 1.6750
Compost Compost Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty the compost heap. ... 795 75 166 -11.4465
Computers Computers Why do men love computers? ... 1428 12 2 0.7003
Cookies Cookies Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread ... 571 11 0 1.9264
Cosemetics Cosemetics Two women were having lunch together while discussing the merits ... 909 11 1 1.1001
Crying Crying Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy bent over and crying? ... 668 8 2 0.8982
Daddy's eye Daddy's eye Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye! ... 652 8 1 1.0736
Daddy's guts Daddy's guts Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts. ... 613 15 0 2.4470
Damp Damp Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here. ... 551 8 0 1.4519
Delinquant (1) Delinquant (1) Mommy, Mommy! What is a delinquant child? ... 556 11 1 1.7986
Delinquant (2) Delinquant (2) Mommy, Mommy! What is a delinquant child? ... 544 13 0 2.3897
Dinner Dinner Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner? ... 521 9 0 1.7274
Dishes Dishes How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the wo ... 811 12 0 1.4797
Dishwasher Dishwasher Hear about the man who thought loading the dishwas ... 794 9 1 1.0076
Doctor vs Mechanic Doctor vs Mechanic A mechanic was removing a cylinder ... 15253 1614 303 8.5950
Dog Food Dog Food Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't ... 646 9 0 1.3932
Ear Ear Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear ... 519 11 0 2.1195
Elevator Elevator Mommy, Mommy! Don't push me towards the elevator ... 561 11 0 1.9608
ET ET What is the difference between a man and E. T.? ... 821 10 1 1.0962
Fading Memory Fading Memory Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation ... 13202 1792 848 7.1504
Fake Orgasms Fake Orgasms Women might be able to fake orgasms ... 1780 18 1 0.9551
Faucet Faucet How many men does it take to fix a leaky faucet? ... 668 11 1 1.4970
Fingers Fingers Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers! ... 572 9 0 1.5734
Fire Fire Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire! ... 558 9 0 1.6129
Fishing Fishing Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing. ... 512 11 0 2.1484
Frypan Frypan Why does a breeder feel more comfortable with a frying pan ... 631 10 0 1.5848
Garburator Garburator Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garburator? ... 510 10 0 1.9608
Godsay Godsay What did God say after creating man? ... 763 11 1 1.3106
Going out Going out Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out! ... 536 12 0 2.2388
Golf course Golf course Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course? ... 642 9 0 1.4019
Grandma Grandma Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma? ... 564 12 1 1.9504
Grandpa Grandpa Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa. ... 478 10 2 1.6736
Hamburgs Hamburgs Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgs for supper! ... 446 9 0 2.0179
Happy bed Happy bed What's the best way to keep a man happy in bed? ... 846 10 1 1.0638
Headache Headache Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts! ... 2179 86 11 3.4419
Highchair Highchair What's the difference between a man and a high chair? ... 739 11 1 1.3532
Hop Hop Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere? ... 609 17 0 2.7915
Hunters Hunters Why are women fond of hunters? ... 593 10 1 1.5177
Idiot Idiot One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. ... 2353 130 49 3.4424
Impotent Impotent Kellogg's is coming out with a new cereal for impotent men. ... 1048 37 1 3.4351
Incest Incest Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? ... 673 13 0 1.9316
Lifesavers Lifesavers Why are lifesavers better than men? ... 624 10 0 1.6026
Lions Lions Mommy, Mommy! How do lions make love? ... 563 10 0 1.7762
Long nose Long nose Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a ... 522 9 0 1.7241
Lost Lost A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost ... 3344 160 45 3.4390
Lovin Lovin My husband said he wanted some good old fashioned ... 749 10 1 1.2016
Macarena Macarena The warden of the prison walked into Death Row and stopped ... 602 11 0 1.8272
Mache Mache A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon ... 507 9 0 1.7751
Mad cow Mad cow Two cows are standing in a field, talking to each other. ... 585 16 2 2.3932
Mad dog Mad dog After hearing a shot, Hank ran next door and found his friend ... 502 11 1 1.9920
Made of... Made of... Three little kids are sitting out on the curb one day trying to ... 554 15 1 2.5271
Madonna Madonna What is the difference between a Madonna video and a porn video? ... 886 15 2 1.4673
Mafia Mafia The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections ... 561 15 0 2.6738
Magic Magic Durring his act, a magician called for a volunteer ... 548 10 2 1.4599
Magic Eye Magic Eye ... 528 5 2 0.5682
Magic Parrot Magic Parrot A magician on a cruise liner had a parrot, who'd seen all ... 527 14 0 2.6565
Magic Pond Magic Pond There were three brothers who were badly injured in a car crash ... 576 13 0 2.2569
Magician Magician A Magician was walking along the street, ... 450 9 2 1.5556
Maiden name Maiden name Two travelling salesmen were sitting in a bar ... 850 18 0 2.1176
Mail call Mail call The extremely beautiful girl walks up to the post counter: ... 493 9 0 1.8256
Make-do Tie Make-do Tie A guy goes into a classy restaurant wearing a shirt open ... 481 10 0 2.0790
Man Man Over near England is a very little island, called the Isle of Man ... 489 7 0 1.4315
Manfirst Manfirst Why did God make man first? ... 716 12 1 1.5363
Manners Manners A boy and his mother stood looking at a dentist's showcase ... 814 100 173 -8.9681
Manpages Manpages Why won't feminists use Unix? ... 466 13 0 2.7897
Manure Manure Walter, who is quite elderly is resting peacefully on ... 431 10 0 2.3202
Marbles Marbles Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now! ... 474 10 0 2.1097
Marine Marine Even though a fellow was late for his flight, he d ... 445 10 0 2.2472
Marital Problems Marital Problems A man was having marital problems ... 514 6 0 1.1673
Marketing Marketing Marketing Terms Explained ... 483 5 0 1.0352
Marks Marks An English guy goes to a German brothel ... 442 7 0 1.5837
Marksman Marksman Parson Smith paid a visit to the Baldwin home ... 432 12 0 2.7778
Married_now Married_now Pete had passed his 29th birthday and was still ... 530 10 0 1.8868
Married_playboy Married_playboy Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for MARRIED ... 506 12 1 2.1739
Marry_drink Marry_drink The Smiths were dining out when his wife noticed a ... 478 10 0 2.0921
Marx Marx A history professor and a psychology professor ... 494 9 0 1.8219
Marxist Marxist How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light ... 1076 38 1 3.4387
Marx_buried Marx_buried Where is Karl Marx buried? ... 419 12 0 2.8640
Mary Mary What's Mary short for? ... 419 8 0 1.9093
Marykay Marykay Why can't Mary Kay walk very fast? ... 398 10 0 2.5126
Marys_lamb Marys_lamb Mary had a little lamb, ... 406 10 1 2.2167
Mary_macdonald Mary_macdonald Mary had a little lamb the doctor was suprised; ... 425 9 0 2.1176
Mar_oops Mar_oops When my daughter was about 3 years old, my husband ... 467 9 0 1.9272
Mar_whipped Mar_whipped In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizab ... 470 10 0 2.1277
Masterbate Masterbate Patient: Doctor, what are your views on masturbati ... 609 10 0 1.6420
Match Match I was in the subway today when I felt a hand in my pocket ... 9546 475 147 3.4360
Math Plants Math Plants What happens to plants that live in a math class room ... 560 9 1 1.4286
Math Sense Math Sense How many times can you subtract 7 from 83 ... 582 13 1 2.0619
Math_buy Math_buy The worst thing about buying something from a math ... 428 11 0 2.5701
Math_chance Math_chance A football coach walked into the locker room befor ... 541 14 0 2.5878
Math_dept Math_dept "The reason that every major university maintains ... 465 13 0 2.7957
Math_dinner Math_dinner Two mathematicians, Joe and Richard , were having ... 488 11 0 2.2541
Math_sex Math_sex Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? ... 701 11 1 1.4265
Mating Mating Shrinkwrapped, the book "Twenty Ways to Mate: Tra ... 443 13 0 2.9345
Matzha Man Matzha Man A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park ... 485 8 0 1.6495
Maxhite Maxhite Two good old boys from the south were driving a tr ... 437 13 0 2.9748
MBA Summary MBA Summary All you needed to know about business ... 578 11 0 1.9031
Mcbus Mcbus The Very Special Bus ... 455 14 1 2.8571
Mean Poodle Mean Poodle A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari ... 468 12 0 2.5641
Meat grinder Meat grinder Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder ... 540 12 0 2.2222
Meat Stuff Meat Stuff A butcher just out of trade school, applies for and gets, a job ... 32767 590 1535 -2.8840
Meat_saw Meat_saw Hear about the butcher who backed into the meat sa ... 538 13 0 2.4164
Mechanics Mechanics What's the difference between a quantum mechanic a ... 3806 151 20 3.4419
Medical_exam Medical_exam The first co-ed walks in to take her medicine prac ... 432 9 0 2.0833
Mediciation Mediciation A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. W ... 460 13 0 2.8261
Medicine Medicine I spent three years in college taking medicine. ... 536 39 60 -3.9179
Meeting Meeting Over dinner, a woman said to her husband ... 412 6 0 1.4563
Membulb Membulb How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb ... 508 17 0 3.3465
Memo2 Memo2 Due to the current financial situation, Management ... 423 12 0 2.8369
Memories Memories A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virg ... 406 12 0 2.9557
Memo_power Memo_power To all employees: ... 437 12 0 2.7460
Men015 Men015 What's the difference between government bonds and ... 632 8 1 1.1076
Men016 Men016 What is the difference between a man and a catfish ... 646 15 0 2.3220
Men017 Men017 What did god say after creating man? ... 542 10 0 1.8450
Men018 Men018 Husband: Want a quickie? ... 10340 376 20 3.4429
Men019 Men019 Why do men want to mary virgins? ... 683 17 0 2.4890
Men020 Men020 I went to the County Fair. They had one of those " ... 607 11 0 1.8122
Men021 Men021 What do you have when you have two little balls in ... 581 9 0 1.5491
Men022 Men022 What are two reasons why men don't mind their own ... 564 15 0 2.6596
Men024 Men024 Did you hear about the banker who's a great lover? ... 493 9 0 1.8256
Men025 Men025 Why are men like laxatives? ... 532 10 1 1.6917
Men026 Men026 What do you call an intelligent man in America? ... 499 11 1 2.0040
Men027 Men027 Why do jocks play on artificial turf? ... 439 9 1 1.8223
Men028 Men028 If men got pregnant.... ... 632 11 0 1.7405
Men029 Men029 Why do men name their penises? ... 590 12 0 2.0339
Men030 Men030 Why is it so hard for women to find men that are s ... 539 12 0 2.2263
Men031 Men031 Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal ... 462 10 0 2.1645
Men033 Men033 How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? ... 424 9 0 2.1226
Men034 Men034 What is gross stupidity? ... 1549 115 255 -9.0381
Men035 Men035 Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've g ... 541 10 0 1.8484
Men036 Men036 What's the difference between a porcupine and a Co ... 495 10 0 2.0202
Men037 Men037 How many men does it take to pop popcorn? ... 455 10 0 2.1978
Men038 Men038 What is a man's view of safe sex? ... 579 10 0 1.7271
Men039 Men039 How do men sort their laundry? ... 493 12 0 2.4341
Men040 Men040 Only a man would buy a $500 car ... 3050 116 11 3.4426
Men041 Men041 Why did god create man? ... 525 11 1 1.9048
Men042 Men042 Why were men given larger brains than dogs? ... 479 10 0 2.0877
Men043 Men043 Two guys were strolling down the street when one g ... 466 9 0 1.9313
Men044 Men044 Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? ... 504 11 0 2.1825
Men046 Men046 What's the difference between a clitoris and a pub ... 520 9 0 1.7308
Men047 Men047 What do you call the useless bit of fatty tissue a ... 471 9 0 1.9108
Men048 Men048 How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? ... 512 11 0 2.1484
Men049 Men049 How many men does it take to put a roll of toilet ... 422 11 0 2.6066
Men050 Men050 How are men like paper cups? ... 453 11 0 2.4283
Men051 Men051 What's the difference between a sofa and a man wat ... 600 9 0 1.5000
Men052 Men052 How are boyfriends like cockroaches? ... 661 14 0 2.1180
Men053 Men053 What's the difference between men and alley cats? ... 487 26 54 -5.7495
Men054 Men054 How do you keep a man from wanting sex? ... 566 11 0 1.9435
Men055 Men055 How many husbands does it take to change a lightbu ... 4066 165 25 3.4432
Men056 Men056 How is an ex-husband like an inflamed appendix? ... 409 10 0 2.4450
Men057 Men057 How are men like public toilets? ... 470 11 0 2.3404
Men058 Men058 How are men like parking spaces? ... 421 9 0 2.1378
Men059 Men059 What's a good way to keep a man interested? ... 492 14 0 2.8455
Men060 Men060 Why do men make millions of sperm cells when only ... 440 11 0 2.5000
Men061 Men061 What is a man's idea of helping you with the house ... 413 10 0 2.4213
Men063 Men063 Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than w ... 753 20 0 2.6560
Men064 Men064 How do men exercise at the beach? ... 446 10 0 2.2422
Men065 Men065 What does a man consider a seven-course meal? ... 397 9 0 2.2670
Men066 Men066 Why are men so concerned about the size of their p ... 506 12 0 2.3715
Men068 Men068 Why do most women fake orgasm? ... 502 12 1 2.1912
Men070 Men070 What do men and beer bottles have in common? ... 831 19 0 2.2864
Men071 Men071 What do you need when you have three male chauvini ... 378 9 0 2.3810
Men072 Men072 What do men enjoy even more than lots of sex? ... 515 10 0 1.9417
Men073 Men073 How do you know when a man has an orgasm? ... 449 9 0 2.0045
Men074 Men074 What does a man say when he watches his wife chan ... 431 10 0 2.3202
Men075 Men075 Why did the inexperienced man make such a lousy lo ... 391 10 0 2.5575
Men076 Men076 Why are men like microwave popcorn? ... 418 9 0 2.1531
Men077 Men077 What do electric trains and women's breasts have i ... 480 9 0 1.8750
Men078 Men078 How do you get a macho guy to stop calling "it" Th ... 384 10 0 2.6042
Men079 Men079 What's the average man's definition of foreplay? ... 672 29 35 -0.8929
Men080 Men080 What do you get when you cross a rooster and a mal ... 401 9 0 2.2444
Men081 Men081 Why did the football hero flunk his American Liter ... 519 8 0 1.5414
Men082 Men082 What do you call a woman without an asshole? ... 427 9 0 2.1077
Men083 Men083 How may men does it take to change a light bulb? ... 340 9 0 2.6471
Men084 Men084 A husband arrived home to find his wife in bed wit ... 597 12 0 2.0101
Men085 Men085 What is the difference between a husband and a boy ... 477 8 0 1.6771
Men086 Men086 What's the best thing about your child turning 3 y ... 434 11 0 2.5346
Men087 Men087 What do you call 15 guys lying on top of one anoth ... 461 9 0 1.9523
Men088 Men088 How does a man show he's planning for the future? ... 403 9 0 2.2333
Men089 Men089 Why do men like love at first sight? ... 424 8 0 1.8868
Men090 Men090 If A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What ... 464 9 0 1.9397
Men091 Men091 How can you tell soap operas are fictional? ... 389 11 0 2.8278
Men092 Men092 What should you give a man who has everything? ... 359 9 0 2.5070
Men094 Men094 Why don't men have mid-life crises? ... 394 9 0 2.2843
Men095 Men095 How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? ... 8307 309 23 3.4429
Men096 Men096 How is being at a singles bar different from going ... 406 9 0 2.2167
Men097 Men097 What makes men chase women they have no intention ... 421 10 0 2.3753
Men098 Men098 What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God ... 505 18 1 3.3663
Men099 Men099 Why do bachelors like smart women? ... 445 10 0 2.2472
Men100 Men100 Why are husbands like lawn mowers? ... 396 9 0 2.2727
Men101 Men101 What's the difference between a new husband and a ... 530 14 0 2.6415
Men102 Men102 Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? ... 378 10 0 2.6455
Men103 Men103 Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? ... 427 11 0 2.5761
Men104 Men104 How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb ... 355 10 0 2.8169
Men105 Men105 How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? ... 606 12 0 1.9802
Men106 Men106 How does a man define "long term relationship"? ... 398 11 0 2.7638
Men107 Men107 Why did it take Moses 40 years to get out of the d ... 387 9 0 2.3256
Men108 Men108 Ninety nine percent of all men give the others a b ... 386 10 0 2.5907
Men109 Men109 How do you force a man to do sit-ups? Put the remo ... 355 11 0 3.0986
Men110 Men110 They say that men only think about sex. That's no ... 417 8 0 1.9185
Men111 Men111 A single man in his 40's often has a problem findi ... 424 11 0 2.5943
Men112 Men112 A man in the house is worth two in the street. - ... 399 11 0 2.7569
Men113 Men113 Why did God create men? ... 417 8 0 1.9185
Men115 Men115 What's the difference between a savings bond and a ... 417 11 0 2.6379
Men116 Men116 If we can put a man on the moon..... ... 411 9 0 2.1898
Men117 Men117 A woman is getting a sentimental feeling while wat ... 441 13 0 2.9478
Men118 Men118 Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they ... 2557 102 14 3.4415
Men119 Men119 What is that insensitive bit at the base of the pe ... 401 10 0 2.4938
Men120 Men120 What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet h ... 399 11 0 2.7569
Men121 Men121 Why are men like commercials? ... 2382 93 11 3.4425
Men122 Men122 Why are men like popcorn? ... 375 10 0 2.6667
Men123 Men123 Why are men like blenders? ... 1424 55 6 3.4410
Men124 Men124 Why are women so bad at mathematics? ... 405 10 0 2.4691
Men125 Men125 What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris ... 441 8 0 1.8141
Men126 Men126 What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? ... 609 12 0 1.9704
Men127 Men127 What is the only time a man thinks about a candlel ... 479 16 0 3.3403
Men128 Men128 What do you instantly know about a well-dressed ma ... 433 12 0 2.7714
Men129 Men129 How is a man like the weather? ... 403 9 0 2.2333
Men130 Men130 What do you call a man who expects to have sex on ... 628 12 0 1.9108
Men131 Men131 What is the one thing that all men at singles bars ... 378 12 0 3.1746
Men132 Men132 What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? ... 815 28 0 3.4356
Men133 Men133 Why don't men often show their true feelings? ... 353 10 0 2.8329
Men134 Men134 Why do men have a hole in their penis? ... 441 9 0 2.0408
Men135 Men135 What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missi ... 416 9 0 2.1635
Mennomite Mennomite Q. How do we know that Adam and Eve were Mennonite ... 558 20 1 3.4050
Menstral Cycle Menstral Cycle A guy walks into a bar and immediately spots an ir ... 721 22 0 3.0513
Menwomen Menwomen What Men say...vs...what they mean ... 766 14 0 1.8277
Men_conceit Men_conceit He- do you think women prefer conceited men to the ... 377 9 0 2.3873
Men_hung Men_hung How can you tell when a man is well hung? ... 434 12 0 2.7650
Men_made Men_made Man says to God; "God, why did you make woman so b ... 492 11 0 2.2358
Men_shistle Men_shistle Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toi ... 429 10 0 2.3310
Men_wine Men_wine "Men are like a fine wine... ... 393 12 0 3.0534
Merman Merman A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level wh ... 469 15 0 3.1983
Merry_health Merry_health A man was celebrating his 80th birthday and his 50 ... 405 10 0 2.4691
Metric Metric Farmer: I'd like 10 yards of chicken wire. ... 411 14 1 3.1630
Miass Miass This memo is to announce the development of a new ... 437 9 0 2.0595
Mice4 Mice4 Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how ... 478 13 0 2.7197
Miceball Miceball Why do mice have such small balls? ... 791 88 226 -17.4463
Miceballs Miceballs Why do mice have such small balls? ... 8830 347 43 3.4428
Microsoft_memo Microsoft_memo From: Bill Gates, CEO ... 394 11 0 2.7919
Middle East Middle East Useful Phrases to Know whe You are Travelling in the Middle East ... 407 12 0 2.9484
Mideast_politics Mideast_politics Current Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu ... 362 9 1 2.2099
Midget_house Midget_house Recently, our town received a grant to build housi ... 427 16 2 3.2787
Mike_tyson Mike_tyson A boxer walks into a Domino's and ordered three gi ... 410 12 0 2.9268
Mile high Mile high A male and female on a plane 'I think everyone's asleep, lets go' ... 415 6 0 1.4458
Military_sex Military_sex The general went to the doctor for a physical. Bef ... 809 16 0 1.9778
Milk Milk This woman finds out that a milk bath does wonders ... 425 12 0 2.8235
Milk2 Milk2 After much urging by his wife, my Uncle Joe applie ... 409 11 0 2.6895
Milking stools Milking stools Why do milking stools only have 3 legs? ... 379 10 0 2.6385
Milkman Milkman Mommy, Mommy! The milkmans here; ... 541 13 0 2.4030
Milk_cartons Milk_cartons In September 1994, research supported by a British ... 415 11 0 2.6506
Millionaire Millionaire "Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and ... 573 13 0 2.2688
Millionaire2 Millionaire2 -"I'm dreaming of being a millionare, just like my ... 415 14 1 3.1325
Millmonk Millmonk We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on ... 1324 102 227 -9.4411
Mil_salute Mil_salute First Private: "Why did you salute that truck driv ... 482 17 1 3.3195
Mines Mines A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bos ... 383 12 0 3.1332
Mink coat Mink coat A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier ... 476 8 0 1.6807
Miracle2 Miracle2 The neighbourhood's most notorious tippler making ... 416 10 0 2.4038
Mirage_woman Mirage_woman "That new girl in the typing pool is driving me cr ... 385 9 0 2.3377
Miricle Miricle A rabbi and a minister were at the neighborhood p ... 1511 103 51 3.4414
Mirror Mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, an ... 465 9 0 1.9355
Miser Miser NOTORIOUS MISER ... 451 13 0 2.8825
Miser2 Miser2 A miser is someone who earns money the hoard way. ... 322 8 0 2.4845
Misheard_me Misheard_me A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "W ... 414 12 0 2.8986
Missed Payments Missed Payments What do you call a guy who misses ten car payments ... 7174 264 17 3.4430
Missing Missing A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour ... 4880 214 46 3.4426
Missing Dogs Missing Dogs Dogs have been disappearing in the Camden Town area. ... 433 15 1 3.2333
Missing_you Missing_you "Oh dear! I've missed you so much!" said the swee ... 389 9 0 2.3136
Mission Mission A missionary couple was captured by some decidedly ... 404 12 0 2.9703
Mission2 Mission2 Sir Lancelot's Mission ... 376 9 1 2.1277
Mistajes Mistajes A worker who was being paid by the week approached ... 434 87 106 -4.3779
Mistakes Mistakes A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than ... 401 11 0 2.7431
Mixup Mixup Larry Vermont came home weeping bitterly. He had gone to propose ... 475 15 0 3.1579
Mj_bed Mj_bed How do you know when it''s bedtime at Michael Jack ... 365 11 0 3.0137
Mj_sandwich Mj_sandwich The Carnegie Deli in New York has a new sandwich n ... 402 10 0 2.4876
Mm_lick Mm_lick "Mummy, Mummy, can I lick the bowl?" ... 407 11 0 2.7027
Moaning Moaning Mommy, Mommy! Why are you moaning? ... 491 11 0 2.2403
Model Model An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time ... 10022 377 32 3.4424
Model Model Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home? ... 447 14 0 3.1320
Model_home Model_home Real-estate man: Would you like to see a model ho ... 369 10 0 2.7100
Mole_removed Mole_removed A friend of mine went to hospital recently to have ... 933 60 125 -6.9668
Moments Moments EVERY MOMENT IS PRECIOUS ... 417 9 1 1.9185
Money Money A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money ... 448 13 0 2.9018
Money_matters Money_matters Asian Economy Worsens! ... 436 16 2 3.2110
Money_saving Money_saving A big company offered $50 for each money-saving id ... 480 19 3 3.3333
Money_to_a_bum Money_to_a_bum A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. ... 442 12 0 2.7149
Monkey Monkey Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey! ... 568 9 1 1.4085
Monkey Monkey A young woman is sitting on the bus cooing to her ... 414 10 0 2.4155
Monkey2 Monkey2 A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He or ... 432 9 0 2.0833
Monkeys Monkeys If an infinite number of monkeys sat at an infinite number of ... 710 51 221 -23.9437
Monks Monks The Monks Tale ... 466 14 0 3.0043
Monk_food Monk_food The monks of a monastery in southern England decid ... 430 9 0 2.0930
Monk_magic Monk_magic Did you hear about the giant rat that swallowed th ... 355 10 0 2.8169
Monk_rat Monk_rat Did you hear about the giant rat that swallowed th ... 365 11 0 3.0137
Monster Monster In a kingdom far far away, and a long long time ag ... 374 9 0 2.4064
Monster_talk Monster_talk What's the best way to talk to a monster? ... 450 16 1 3.3333
Monthly_report Monthly_report Another Sign To Post Around The Office ... 507 17 0 3.3531
Moo Moo There were 2 cows in a field and one of them goes ... 388 11 0 2.8351
Moon Moon If we can put a man on the moon, ... 412 10 0 2.4272
Moon Food Moon Food Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? ... 3274 401 451 -1.5272
Moonshiner Moonshiner She was only a moonshiners daughter, ... 4532 183 27 3.4422
Moon_landing Moon_landing Commerorating the Moon landing ... 476 16 0 3.3613
Moose Moose Two hunters decide to go moose hunting in Canada. ... 765 13 0 1.6993
Moral_dilemma Moral_dilemma As part of [Harvard Business School dean John] ... 360 8 0 2.2222
More beer More beer Guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to ... 615 13 0 2.1138
More juice More juice Son: Get me more juice. ... 369 9 0 2.4390
More_9th More_9th It had to happen, someday. The municipal philharmo ... 369 9 0 2.4390
Morning_song Morning_song The Morning Song.... for Non-Morning People ... 393 9 1 2.0356
Moses Moses Why did it take Moses 40 years to get out of the d ... 417 10 0 2.3981
Moses Moses Did you hear how Moses got the ten commandments? ... 404 13 0 3.2178
Moth Balls Moth Balls What do you have if you have a moth ball in your ... 4096 159 18 3.4424
Mothball Mothball Why do moths fly with their legs apart? ... 437 13 0 2.9748
Mother_home Mother_home A salesman rang the bell at a suburban home, and t ... 356 11 1 2.8090
Mothman Mothman A man and a woman are getting it on in bed, when t ... 989 40 6 3.4378
Mountain climbers Mountain climbers Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? ... 356 6 0 1.6854
Mounted Mounted An eccentric old woman had two poodles that she wa ... 417 13 0 3.1175
Mouse Mouse A mother mouse and her three children crept out ... 459 10 0 2.1786
Mouse2 Mouse2 A fellow received a mouse for his birthday and h ... 401 10 0 2.4938
Mouser Mouser Mrs. Biddle was walking down the street one day ... 3546 234 352 -3.3277
Mouth smells Mouth smells Mommy, Mommy! I just sucked Daddy and my mouth smells shit! ... 536 9 0 1.6791
Movements Movements Uncle Eddie fell into the cesspool, he couldn't sw ... 506 18 1 3.3597
Movie_money Movie_money For the first time in many years, a an old man tra ... 436 14 0 3.2110
Mr_fixit Mr_fixit A chemist, a biologist and an electrical engineer ... 531 18 0 3.3898
MS Sex (2) MS Sex (2) Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession ... 588 10 0 1.7007
Msg Msg Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He ha ... 336 8 0 2.3810
Mstech Mstech One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and se ... 411 9 0 2.1898
Mud Mud During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy ... 502 17 0 3.3865
Mugging Mugging Two social workers were walking through a rough pa ... 388 12 0 3.0928
Mugging (2) Mugging (2) A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. ... 381 11 0 2.8871
Mule Mule A Long Way to Go... ... 424 11 1 2.3585
Murder Murder WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) ... 624 13 2 1.7628
Murder1 Murder1 This man had been working a long time on perfectin ... 398 11 0 2.7638
Mushroom Mushroom Did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn ... 352 9 0 2.5568
Mushroom2 Mushroom2 A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says "W ... 420 14 0 3.3333
Music_action Music_action A bunch of top movie producers are discussing thei ... 366 10 0 2.7322
Mustache_salesman Mustache_salesman "Honey, there's a salesman at the door with a must ... 351 9 0 2.5641
Mustard Mustard Did you hear about the man whose wife ran off with a mustard ... 474 17 1 3.3755
Mustard_man Mustard_man Did you hear about the man whose wife ran off with ... 487 15 0 3.0801
My club My club This explorer stumbles into a jungle clearing ... 449 15 0 3.3408
My God My God Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon ... 481 15 0 3.1185
My Job My Job The patrol officer stopped a motorist for a traffic violation ... 439 11 0 2.5057
My Way My Way A manwalks into a house of repute in Reno and says ... 373 11 0 2.9491
My_2_dads My_2_dads A young boy comes running down the street looking ... 421 11 0 2.6128
Nail Nail Mommy, Mommy! Joey is biting grandma's nail. ... 431 12 0 2.7842
New dress New dress Mommy, Mommy! Can I buy a new dress? ... 459 10 0 2.1786
Niagara Falls Niagara Falls Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara Falls! ... 442 10 0 2.2624
Noodles Noodles How are men like noodles? ... 416 10 0 2.4038
Nymphomaniac Nymphomaniac Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac? ... 575 12 0 2.0870
Oedipus Oedipus Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex? ... 481 9 0 1.8711
one-way street one-way street After gunning his BMW the wrong way down a one-way street ... 440 74 63 2.5000
Oral sex Oral sex Mommy, Mommy! What's oral sex? ... 687 9 1 1.1645
Orgasm Orgasm Mommy, Mommy! Whats an orgasm? ... 612 10 0 1.6340
Painting Painting How is a man like an oil painting? ... 422 14 0 3.3175
Pale Pale Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale? ... 434 9 0 2.0737
Parking Parking How are men and parking spots alike? ... 444 9 0 2.0270
Pea soup Pea soup Mommy, Mommy! I don't like the crunchy stuff in my pea soup ... 453 11 0 2.4283
Peeing Peeing Why do men take showers instead of baths? ... 482 10 0 2.0747
Peking Duck Peking Duck Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking ... 446 11 0 2.4664
Penises Penises Why do men have a hole at the end of their penis? ... 560 13 0 2.3214
Percent Percent Ninety nine percent of all men ... 440 12 0 2.7273
Pervert Pervert Daddy, Daddy! What's a pervert? ... 589 12 0 2.0374
Pickles Pickles Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles? ... 436 9 0 2.0642
Pizza Pizza Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat pizza! ... 432 11 0 2.5463
Play Play Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kid ... 425 9 1 1.8824
Pms Pms What's the definition of PMS? ... 535 9 0 1.6822
Poison Poison Mommy, Mommy! Daddy just poisoned my kitten! ... 403 9 0 2.2333
Pregnant Pregnant Mommy, Mommy! Can I get pregnant? ... 553 10 0 1.8083
Pudding Pudding Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again? ... 417 10 0 2.3981
Puke Puke Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked! ... 505 10 1 1.7822
Queer Queer Daddy, Daddy! What is queer? ... 452 42 49 -1.5487
Redneck Redneck After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life... ... 3370 161 45 3.4421
Running Running Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street! ... 5055 195 21 3.4421
Running Running Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running? ... 430 12 0 2.7907
Sandbox Sandbox Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox? ... 383 9 0 2.3499
Scabs Scabs Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs? ... 429 10 0 2.3310
Sheldon Sheldon Mommy, Mommy! I want to play with Sheldon! ... 405 9 0 2.2222
Singles Singles What is the one thing that all men in singles bars ... 461 12 0 2.6030
Sis Sis Mommy, Mommy! I don't like Sis! ... 840 14 0 1.6667
Sister Sister Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts. ... 789 12 0 1.5209
Situps Situps How do you get a man to do sit-ups? ... 497 7 0 1.4085
Skipping Skipping Mommy, Mommy! Sally won't come skipping with me. ... 389 9 0 2.3136
Slimey Slimey Mommy, Mommy! Why is my hair so slimey? ... 536 20 69 -9.1418
Small_hands Small_hands Why do men like women with small hands? ... 822 19 3 1.9465
Spagetti Spagetti Mommy, Mommy! I HATE spagetti! ... 428 9 0 2.1028
Spastic Spastic Mommy, Mommy! Why do they call me spastic at school? ... 472 9 0 1.9068
Steamroller Steamroller Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller. ... 463 12 0 2.5918
Swim Swim Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim? ... 403 11 0 2.7295
Swim Swim Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim! ... 435 11 0 2.5287
Swimming Challenge Swimming Challenge A blonde, brunette and redhead ... 13710 728 256 3.4427
Tap Dancing Tap Dancing Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? ... 1433 12 1 0.7676
The female dormitory The female dormitory The female dormitory ... 20988 2253 1043 5.7652
Toilet Toilet Mommy, Mommy! Can I go to the toilet? ... 705 15 0 2.1277
Tomato juice Tomato juice Mommy, Mommy! I HATE tomato juice! ... 434 10 0 2.3041
Tomato soup Tomato soup Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup! ... 749 12 0 1.6021
Too tough Too tough Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's too tough! ... 444 12 0 2.7027
TV TV Mommy, Mommy! How come sis gets to watch TV and I can't? ... 767 11 0 1.4342
Upstairs Upstairs Come upstairs, son, like a good boy ... 496 11 0 2.2177
Vampire Vampire Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire? ... 442 12 0 2.7149
Visit Visit Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma! ... 427 10 0 2.3419
Werewolf Werewolf Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf? ... 456 10 0 2.1930
Zigzag Zigzag Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard ... 363 16 11 1.3774

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