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$$$$ $$$$ Make $$$$ fast. Are you interested in making $$$$ fast? ... 1415 63 9 3.8163
Analysis Analysis Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than for women? ... 1041 82 161 -7.5889
Aunt Edna Aunt Edna Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? ... 1755 20 4 0.9117
Australia Australia Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia. ... 1143 28 52 -2.0997
Axe Axe Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax.... ... 901 10 0 1.1099
Babies Babies Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they ... 1184 13 3 0.8446
Baseball Baseball Mommy, Mommy! Can Sheldon come out and play baseball with us? ... 847 11 0 1.2987
Bestfriend Bestfriend A man comes home early one afternoon and finds his ... 997 9 3 0.6018
Big head Big head Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a big head? ... 887 8 2 0.6764
Big head Big head Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big. ... 1114 12 2 0.8977
Big thing Big thing Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Daddy's ... 842 12 1 1.3064
Black Widows Black Widows Why do black widow spiders kill their males after ... 1342 55 2 3.9493
Bodily Pain Bodily Pain A young woman said to her doctor ... 10654 693 262 4.0454
Bowl Bowl Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl? ... 740 9 0 1.2162
Bra Bra Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. ... 1012 11 2 0.8893
Bread bin Bread bin Mommy, Mommy! Why does daddy have his Knob in the bread bin? ... 731 9 0 1.2312
Breathe Breathe Mommy, Mommy! I can't breathe! ... 737 12 0 1.6282
Brother Brother Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much. ... 758 11 1 1.3193
Bruise Bruise Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise. ... 647 10 0 1.5456
Brush Brush Mommy, Mommy! Can I brush my teeth? ... 678 10 0 1.4749
Burial Burial Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Dad a decent burial? ... 571 10 0 1.7513
Campfire Campfire Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire! ... 561 10 0 1.7825
Can Opener Can Opener As an experiment, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician ... 1998 160 183 -1.1512
CARE CARE Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa? ... 556 10 0 1.7986
Christmas Christmas Mommy, Mommy! Why are we celebrating Christmas in ... 903 11 12 -0.1107
Circles Circles Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles. ... 511 10 0 1.9569
Cleaver Cleaver What did the little boy say when his mother scolded him for ... 726 9 2 0.9642
Cliff Cliff Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? ... 512 10 0 1.9531
Compost Compost Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty the compost heap. ... 704 75 166 -12.9261
Computers Computers Why do men love computers? ... 1295 12 2 0.7722
Cookies Cookies Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread ... 499 11 0 2.2044
Cosemetics Cosemetics Two women were having lunch together while discussing the merits ... 814 11 1 1.2285
Crying Crying Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy bent over and crying? ... 576 8 2 1.0417
Daddy's eye Daddy's eye Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye! ... 570 8 1 1.2281
Daddy's guts Daddy's guts Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts. ... 544 15 0 2.7574
Damp Damp Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here. ... 471 8 0 1.6985
Delinquant (1) Delinquant (1) Mommy, Mommy! What is a delinquant child? ... 474 11 0 2.3207
Delinquant (2) Delinquant (2) Mommy, Mommy! What is a delinquant child? ... 461 13 0 2.8200
Dinner Dinner Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner? ... 444 9 0 2.0270
Dishes Dishes How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the wo ... 723 12 0 1.6598
Dishwasher Dishwasher Hear about the man who thought loading the dishwas ... 702 9 1 1.1396
Doctor vs Mechanic Doctor vs Mechanic A mechanic was removing a cylinder ... 7109 633 125 7.1459
Dog Food Dog Food Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't ... 549 9 0 1.6393
Ear Ear Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear ... 439 11 0 2.5057
Elevator Elevator Mommy, Mommy! Don't push me towards the elevator ... 481 11 0 2.2869
ET ET What is the difference between a man and E. T.? ... 712 10 1 1.2640
Fading Memory Fading Memory Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation ... 5944 730 346 6.4603
Fake Orgasms Fake Orgasms Women might be able to fake orgasms ... 1670 18 1 1.0180
Faucet Faucet How many men does it take to fix a leaky faucet? ... 583 11 1 1.7153
Fingers Fingers Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers! ... 491 9 0 1.8330
Fire Fire Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire! ... 477 9 0 1.8868
Fishing Fishing Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing. ... 440 11 0 2.5000
Frypan Frypan Why does a breeder feel more comfortable with a frying pan ... 552 10 0 1.8116
Garburator Garburator Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garburator? ... 438 10 0 2.2831
Godsay Godsay What did God say after creating man? ... 682 11 1 1.4663
Going out Going out Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out! ... 469 12 0 2.5586
Golf course Golf course Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course? ... 548 9 0 1.6423
Grandma Grandma Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma? ... 487 12 1 2.2587
Grandpa Grandpa Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa. ... 409 10 2 1.9560
Hamburgs Hamburgs Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgs for supper! ... 385 9 0 2.3377
Happy bed Happy bed What's the best way to keep a man happy in bed? ... 764 10 1 1.1780
Headache Headache Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts! ... 1871 85 11 3.9551
Highchair Highchair What's the difference between a man and a high chair? ... 651 11 1 1.5361
Hop Hop Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere? ... 549 17 0 3.0965
Hunters Hunters Why are women fond of hunters? ... 515 10 1 1.7476
Idiot Idiot One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. ... 2022 129 49 3.9565
Impotent Impotent Kellogg's is coming out with a new cereal for impotent men. ... 963 37 1 3.7383
Incest Incest Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? ... 598 13 0 2.1739
Lifesavers Lifesavers Why are lifesavers better than men? ... 553 10 0 1.8083
Lions Lions Mommy, Mommy! How do lions make love? ... 481 10 0 2.0790
Long nose Long nose Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a ... 459 9 0 1.9608
Lost Lost A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost ... 2636 147 43 3.9454
Lovin Lovin My husband said he wanted some good old fashioned ... 654 10 1 1.3761
Macarena Macarena The warden of the prison walked into Death Row and stopped ... 521 11 0 2.1113
Mache Mache A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon ... 437 9 0 2.0595
Mad cow Mad cow Two cows are standing in a field, talking to each other. ... 500 16 2 2.8000
Mad dog Mad dog After hearing a shot, Hank ran next door and found his friend ... 424 11 1 2.3585
Made of... Made of... Three little kids are sitting out on the curb one day trying to ... 460 15 1 3.0435
Madonna Madonna What is the difference between a Madonna video and a porn video? ... 737 14 2 1.6282
Mafia Mafia The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections ... 472 15 0 3.1780
Magic Magic Durring his act, a magician called for a volunteer ... 469 10 2 1.7058
Magic Eye Magic Eye ... 444 5 1 0.9009
Magic Parrot Magic Parrot A magician on a cruise liner had a parrot, who'd seen all ... 447 14 0 3.1320
Magic Pond Magic Pond There were three brothers who were badly injured in a car crash ... 492 13 0 2.6423
Magician Magician A Magician was walking along the street, ... 374 9 2 1.8717
Maiden name Maiden name Two travelling salesmen were sitting in a bar ... 717 18 0 2.5105
Mail call Mail call The extremely beautiful girl walks up to the post counter: ... 411 9 0 2.1898
Make-do Tie Make-do Tie A guy goes into a classy restaurant wearing a shirt open ... 397 10 0 2.5189
Man Man Over near England is a very little island, called the Isle of Man ... 402 7 0 1.7413
Manfirst Manfirst Why did God make man first? ... 637 12 1 1.7268
Manners Manners A boy and his mother stood looking at a dentist's showcase ... 729 100 173 -10.0137
Manpages Manpages Why won't feminists use Unix? ... 386 12 0 3.1088
Manure Manure Walter, who is quite elderly is resting peacefully on ... 360 10 0 2.7778
Marbles Marbles Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now! ... 407 10 0 2.4570
Marine Marine Even though a fellow was late for his flight, he d ... 375 10 0 2.6667
Marital Problems Marital Problems A man was having marital problems ... 431 6 0 1.3921
Marketing Marketing Marketing Terms Explained ... 429 5 0 1.1655
Marks Marks An English guy goes to a German brothel ... 373 7 0 1.8767
Marksman Marksman Parson Smith paid a visit to the Baldwin home ... 363 12 0 3.3058
Married_now Married_now Pete had passed his 29th birthday and was still ... 448 10 0 2.2321
Married_playboy Married_playboy Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for MARRIED ... 430 12 1 2.5581
Marry_drink Marry_drink The Smiths were dining out when his wife noticed a ... 402 10 0 2.4876
Marx Marx A history professor and a psychology professor ... 369 9 0 2.4390
Marxist Marxist How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light ... 936 38 1 3.9530
Marx_buried Marx_buried Where is Karl Marx buried? ... 361 12 0 3.3241
Mary Mary What's Mary short for? ... 349 8 0 2.2923
Marykay Marykay Why can't Mary Kay walk very fast? ... 334 10 0 2.9940
Marys_lamb Marys_lamb Mary had a little lamb, ... 341 10 1 2.6393
Mary_macdonald Mary_macdonald Mary had a little lamb the doctor was suprised; ... 352 9 0 2.5568
Mar_oops Mar_oops When my daughter was about 3 years old, my husband ... 389 9 0 2.3136
Mar_whipped Mar_whipped In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizab ... 393 10 0 2.5445
Masterbate Masterbate Patient: Doctor, what are your views on masturbati ... 535 10 0 1.8692
Match Match I was in the subway today when I felt a hand in my pocket ... 8392 472 140 3.9561
Math Plants Math Plants What happens to plants that live in a math class room ... 471 9 1 1.6985
Math Sense Math Sense How many times can you subtract 7 from 83 ... 480 12 1 2.2917
Math_buy Math_buy The worst thing about buying something from a math ... 363 11 0 3.0303
Math_chance Math_chance A football coach walked into the locker room befor ... 464 14 0 3.0172
Math_dept Math_dept "The reason that every major university maintains ... 385 13 0 3.3766
Math_dinner Math_dinner Two mathematicians, Joe and Richard , were having ... 411 11 0 2.6764
Math_sex Math_sex Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? ... 588 11 1 1.7007
Mating Mating Shrinkwrapped, the book "Twenty Ways to Mate: Tra ... 379 13 0 3.4301
Matzha Man Matzha Man A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park ... 415 8 0 1.9277
Maxhite Maxhite Two good old boys from the south were driving a tr ... 370 13 0 3.5135
MBA Summary MBA Summary All you needed to know about business ... 510 11 0 2.1569
Mcbus Mcbus The Very Special Bus ... 391 14 1 3.3248
Mean Poodle Mean Poodle A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari ... 392 12 0 3.0612
Meat grinder Meat grinder Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder ... 465 12 0 2.5806
Meat Stuff Meat Stuff A butcher just out of trade school, applies for and gets, a job ... 32767 584 1527 -2.8779
Meat_saw Meat_saw Hear about the butcher who backed into the meat sa ... 357 13 0 3.6415
Mechanics Mechanics What's the difference between a quantum mechanic a ... 3336 151 19 3.9568
Medical_exam Medical_exam The first co-ed walks in to take her medicine prac ... 357 9 0 2.5210
Mediciation Mediciation A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. W ... 388 13 0 3.3505
Medicine Medicine I spent three years in college taking medicine. ... 470 39 60 -4.4681
Meeting Meeting Over dinner, a woman said to her husband ... 329 6 0 1.8237
Membulb Membulb How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb ... 441 17 0 3.8549
Memo2 Memo2 Due to the current financial situation, Management ... 364 12 0 3.2967
Memories Memories A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virg ... 351 12 0 3.4188
Memo_power Memo_power To all employees: ... 374 12 0 3.2086
Men015 Men015 What's the difference between government bonds and ... 552 8 1 1.2681
Men016 Men016 What is the difference between a man and a catfish ... 581 15 0 2.5818
Men017 Men017 What did god say after creating man? ... 481 10 0 2.0790
Men018 Men018 Husband: Want a quickie? ... 8997 374 18 3.9569
Men019 Men019 Why do men want to mary virgins? ... 628 17 0 2.7070
Men020 Men020 I went to the County Fair. They had one of those " ... 543 11 0 2.0258
Men021 Men021 What do you have when you have two little balls in ... 513 9 0 1.7544
Men022 Men022 What are two reasons why men don't mind their own ... 497 15 0 3.0181
Men024 Men024 Did you hear about the banker who's a great lover? ... 440 9 0 2.0455
Men025 Men025 Why are men like laxatives? ... 469 10 1 1.9190
Men026 Men026 What do you call an intelligent man in America? ... 437 11 1 2.2883
Men027 Men027 Why do jocks play on artificial turf? ... 391 9 1 2.0460
Men028 Men028 If men got pregnant.... ... 556 11 0 1.9784
Men029 Men029 Why do men name their penises? ... 530 12 0 2.2642
Men030 Men030 Why is it so hard for women to find men that are s ... 472 12 0 2.5424
Men031 Men031 Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal ... 408 10 0 2.4510
Men033 Men033 How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? ... 374 9 0 2.4064
Men034 Men034 What is gross stupidity? ... 1494 115 255 -9.3708
Men035 Men035 Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've g ... 476 10 0 2.1008
Men036 Men036 What's the difference between a porcupine and a Co ... 439 10 0 2.2779
Men037 Men037 How many men does it take to pop popcorn? ... 404 10 0 2.4752
Men038 Men038 What is a man's view of safe sex? ... 515 10 0 1.9417
Men039 Men039 How do men sort their laundry? ... 444 12 0 2.7027
Men040 Men040 Only a man would buy a $500 car ... 2681 116 10 3.9537
Men041 Men041 Why did god create man? ... 462 11 1 2.1645
Men042 Men042 Why were men given larger brains than dogs? ... 422 10 0 2.3697
Men043 Men043 Two guys were strolling down the street when one g ... 403 9 0 2.2333
Men044 Men044 Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? ... 448 11 0 2.4554
Men046 Men046 What's the difference between a clitoris and a pub ... 456 9 0 1.9737
Men047 Men047 What do you call the useless bit of fatty tissue a ... 413 9 0 2.1792
Men048 Men048 How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? ... 449 11 0 2.4499
Men049 Men049 How many men does it take to put a roll of toilet ... 373 11 0 2.9491
Men050 Men050 How are men like paper cups? ... 413 11 0 2.6634
Men051 Men051 What's the difference between a sofa and a man wat ... 528 9 0 1.7045
Men052 Men052 How are boyfriends like cockroaches? ... 605 14 0 2.3140
Men053 Men053 What's the difference between men and alley cats? ... 418 26 54 -6.6986
Men054 Men054 How do you keep a man from wanting sex? ... 497 11 0 2.2133
Men055 Men055 How many husbands does it take to change a lightbu ... 3565 165 24 3.9551
Men056 Men056 How is an ex-husband like an inflamed appendix? ... 369 10 0 2.7100
Men057 Men057 How are men like public toilets? ... 412 11 0 2.6699
Men058 Men058 How are men like parking spaces? ... 365 9 0 2.4658
Men059 Men059 What's a good way to keep a man interested? ... 442 14 0 3.1674
Men060 Men060 Why do men make millions of sperm cells when only ... 391 11 0 2.8133
Men061 Men061 What is a man's idea of helping you with the house ... 359 10 0 2.7855
Men063 Men063 Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than w ... 699 20 0 2.8612
Men064 Men064 How do men exercise at the beach? ... 390 10 0 2.5641
Men065 Men065 What does a man consider a seven-course meal? ... 348 9 0 2.5862
Men066 Men066 Why are men so concerned about the size of their p ... 447 12 0 2.6846
Men068 Men068 Why do most women fake orgasm? ... 446 12 1 2.4664
Men070 Men070 What do men and beer bottles have in common? ... 776 19 0 2.4485
Men071 Men071 What do you need when you have three male chauvini ... 330 9 0 2.7273
Men072 Men072 What do men enjoy even more than lots of sex? ... 451 10 0 2.2173
Men073 Men073 How do you know when a man has an orgasm? ... 403 9 0 2.2333
Men074 Men074 What does a man say when he watches his wife chan ... 384 10 0 2.6042
Men075 Men075 Why did the inexperienced man make such a lousy lo ... 336 10 0 2.9762
Men076 Men076 Why are men like microwave popcorn? ... 357 9 0 2.5210
Men077 Men077 What do electric trains and women's breasts have i ... 427 9 0 2.1077
Men078 Men078 How do you get a macho guy to stop calling "it" Th ... 345 10 0 2.8986
Men079 Men079 What's the average man's definition of foreplay? ... 623 29 35 -0.9631
Men080 Men080 What do you get when you cross a rooster and a mal ... 345 9 0 2.6087
Men081 Men081 Why did the football hero flunk his American Liter ... 446 8 0 1.7937
Men082 Men082 What do you call a woman without an asshole? ... 380 9 0 2.3684
Men083 Men083 How may men does it take to change a light bulb? ... 291 9 0 3.0928
Men084 Men084 A husband arrived home to find his wife in bed wit ... 537 12 0 2.2346
Men085 Men085 What is the difference between a husband and a boy ... 414 8 0 1.9324
Men086 Men086 What's the best thing about your child turning 3 y ... 386 11 0 2.8497
Men087 Men087 What do you call 15 guys lying on top of one anoth ... 409 9 0 2.2005
Men088 Men088 How does a man show he's planning for the future? ... 354 9 0 2.5424
Men089 Men089 Why do men like love at first sight? ... 375 8 0 2.1333
Men090 Men090 If A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What ... 410 9 0 2.1951
Men091 Men091 How can you tell soap operas are fictional? ... 337 11 0 3.2641
Men092 Men092 What should you give a man who has everything? ... 312 9 0 2.8846
Men094 Men094 Why don't men have mid-life crises? ... 346 9 0 2.6012
Men095 Men095 How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? ... 7179 304 20 3.9560
Men096 Men096 How is being at a singles bar different from going ... 358 9 0 2.5140
Men097 Men097 What makes men chase women they have no intention ... 366 10 0 2.7322
Men098 Men098 What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God ... 455 18 0 3.9560
Men099 Men099 Why do bachelors like smart women? ... 396 10 0 2.5253
Men100 Men100 Why are husbands like lawn mowers? ... 347 9 0 2.5937
Men101 Men101 What's the difference between a new husband and a ... 453 14 0 3.0905
Men102 Men102 Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? ... 331 10 0 3.0211
Men103 Men103 Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? ... 379 11 0 2.9024
Men104 Men104 How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb ... 314 10 0 3.1847
Men105 Men105 How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? ... 541 12 0 2.2181
Men106 Men106 How does a man define "long term relationship"? ... 341 11 0 3.2258
Men107 Men107 Why did it take Moses 40 years to get out of the d ... 332 9 0 2.7108
Men108 Men108 Ninety nine percent of all men give the others a b ... 340 10 0 2.9412
Men109 Men109 How do you force a man to do sit-ups? Put the remo ... 304 11 0 3.6184
Men110 Men110 They say that men only think about sex. That's no ... 366 8 0 2.1858
Men111 Men111 A single man in his 40's often has a problem findi ... 375 11 0 2.9333
Men112 Men112 A man in the house is worth two in the street. - ... 351 11 0 3.1339
Men113 Men113 Why did God create men? ... 366 8 0 2.1858
Men115 Men115 What's the difference between a savings bond and a ... 357 11 0 3.0812
Men116 Men116 If we can put a man on the moon..... ... 368 9 0 2.4457
Men117 Men117 A woman is getting a sentimental feeling while wat ... 386 13 0 3.3679
Men118 Men118 Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they ... 2250 102 13 3.9556
Men119 Men119 What is that insensitive bit at the base of the pe ... 342 10 0 2.9240
Men120 Men120 What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet h ... 345 11 0 3.1884
Men121 Men121 Why are men like commercials? ... 2076 92 10 3.9499
Men122 Men122 Why are men like popcorn? ... 325 10 0 3.0769
Men123 Men123 Why are men like blenders? ... 1240 55 6 3.9516
Men124 Men124 Why are women so bad at mathematics? ... 355 10 0 2.8169
Men125 Men125 What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris ... 378 8 0 2.1164
Men126 Men126 What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? ... 541 12 0 2.2181
Men127 Men127 What is the only time a man thinks about a candlel ... 382 15 0 3.9267
Men128 Men128 What do you instantly know about a well-dressed ma ... 381 12 0 3.1496
Men129 Men129 How is a man like the weather? ... 359 9 0 2.5070
Men130 Men130 What do you call a man who expects to have sex on ... 573 12 0 2.0942
Men131 Men131 What is the one thing that all men at singles bars ... 331 12 0 3.6254
Men132 Men132 What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? ... 767 28 0 3.6506
Men133 Men133 Why don't men often show their true feelings? ... 300 10 0 3.3333
Men134 Men134 Why do men have a hole in their penis? ... 379 9 0 2.3747
Men135 Men135 What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missi ... 365 9 0 2.4658
Mennomite Mennomite Q. How do we know that Adam and Eve were Mennonite ... 482 20 1 3.9419
Menstral Cycle Menstral Cycle A guy walks into a bar and immediately spots an ir ... 646 22 0 3.4056
Menwomen Menwomen What Men say...vs...what they mean ... 680 14 0 2.0588
Men_conceit Men_conceit He- do you think women prefer conceited men to the ... 321 9 0 2.8037
Men_hung Men_hung How can you tell when a man is well hung? ... 372 12 0 3.2258
Men_made Men_made Man says to God; "God, why did you make woman so b ... 422 11 0 2.6066
Men_shistle Men_shistle Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toi ... 369 10 0 2.7100
Men_wine Men_wine "Men are like a fine wine... ... 332 12 0 3.6145
Merman Merman A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level wh ... 399 15 0 3.7594
Merry_health Merry_health A man was celebrating his 80th birthday and his 50 ... 348 10 0 2.8736
Metric Metric Farmer: I'd like 10 yards of chicken wire. ... 349 14 1 3.7249
Miass Miass This memo is to announce the development of a new ... 371 9 0 2.4259
Mice4 Mice4 Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how ... 413 13 0 3.1477
Miceball Miceball Why do mice have such small balls? ... 729 88 226 -18.9300
Miceballs Miceballs Why do mice have such small balls? ... 7633 344 42 3.9565
Microsoft_memo Microsoft_memo From: Bill Gates, CEO ... 329 11 0 3.3435
Middle East Middle East Useful Phrases to Know whe You are Travelling in the Middle East ... 347 12 0 3.4582
Mideast_politics Mideast_politics Current Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu ... 303 9 1 2.6403
Midget_house Midget_house Recently, our town received a grant to build housi ... 363 16 2 3.8567
Mike_tyson Mike_tyson A boxer walks into a Domino's and ordered three gi ... 346 12 0 3.4682
Mile high Mile high A male and female on a plane 'I think everyone's asleep, lets go' ... 355 6 0 1.6901
Military_sex Military_sex The general went to the doctor for a physical. Bef ... 719 16 0 2.2253
Milk Milk This woman finds out that a milk bath does wonders ... 363 12 0 3.3058
Milk2 Milk2 After much urging by his wife, my Uncle Joe applie ... 341 11 0 3.2258
Milking stools Milking stools Why do milking stools only have 3 legs? ... 327 10 0 3.0581
Milkman Milkman Mommy, Mommy! The milkmans here; ... 468 13 0 2.7778
Milk_cartons Milk_cartons In September 1994, research supported by a British ... 352 11 0 3.1250
Millionaire Millionaire "Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and ... 476 13 0 2.7311
Millionaire2 Millionaire2 -"I'm dreaming of being a millionare, just like my ... 349 14 1 3.7249
Millmonk Millmonk We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on ... 1265 102 227 -9.8814
Mil_salute Mil_salute First Private: "Why did you salute that truck driv ... 411 17 1 3.8929
Mines Mines A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bos ... 331 12 0 3.6254
Mink coat Mink coat A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier ... 417 8 0 1.9185
Miracle2 Miracle2 The neighbourhood's most notorious tippler making ... 346 10 0 2.8902
Mirage_woman Mirage_woman "That new girl in the typing pool is driving me cr ... 331 9 0 2.7190
Miricle Miricle A rabbi and a minister were at the neighborhood p ... 1315 103 51 3.9544
Mirror Mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, an ... 394 9 0 2.2843
Miser Miser NOTORIOUS MISER ... 381 13 0 3.4121
Miser2 Miser2 A miser is someone who earns money the hoard way. ... 272 8 0 2.9412
Misheard_me Misheard_me A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "W ... 359 12 0 3.3426
Missed Payments Missed Payments What do you call a guy who misses ten car payments ... 6243 263 16 3.9564
Missing Missing A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour ... 4120 207 44 3.9563
Missing Dogs Missing Dogs Dogs have been disappearing in the Camden Town area. ... 375 15 1 3.7333
Missing_you Missing_you "Oh dear! I've missed you so much!" said the swee ... 322 9 0 2.7950
Mission Mission A missionary couple was captured by some decidedly ... 347 12 0 3.4582
Mission2 Mission2 Sir Lancelot's Mission ... 316 9 1 2.5316
Mistajes Mistajes A worker who was being paid by the week approached ... 367 87 106 -5.1771
Mistakes Mistakes A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than ... 342 11 0 3.2164
Mixup Mixup Larry Vermont came home weeping bitterly. He had gone to propose ... 413 15 0 3.6320
Mj_bed Mj_bed How do you know when it''s bedtime at Michael Jack ... 313 11 0 3.5144
Mj_sandwich Mj_sandwich The Carnegie Deli in New York has a new sandwich n ... 351 10 0 2.8490
Mm_lick Mm_lick "Mummy, Mummy, can I lick the bowl?" ... 357 11 0 3.0812
Moaning Moaning Mommy, Mommy! Why are you moaning? ... 439 11 0 2.5057
Model Model An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time ... 8618 368 27 3.9568
Model Model Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home? ... 384 14 0 3.6458
Model_home Model_home Real-estate man: Would you like to see a model ho ... 305 10 0 3.2787
Mole_removed Mole_removed A friend of mine went to hospital recently to have ... 881 60 125 -7.3780
Moments Moments EVERY MOMENT IS PRECIOUS ... 350 9 1 2.2857
Money Money A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money ... 382 13 0 3.4031
Money_matters Money_matters Asian Economy Worsens! ... 381 16 2 3.6745
Money_saving Money_saving A big company offered $50 for each money-saving id ... 382 18 3 3.9267
Money_to_a_bum Money_to_a_bum A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. ... 366 12 0 3.2787
Monkey Monkey Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey! ... 486 9 1 1.6461
Monkey Monkey A young woman is sitting on the bus cooing to her ... 352 10 0 2.8409
Monkey2 Monkey2 A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He or ... 367 9 0 2.4523
Monkeys Monkeys If an infinite number of monkeys sat at an infinite number of ... 650 51 221 -26.1538
Monks Monks The Monks Tale ... 396 14 0 3.5354
Monk_food Monk_food The monks of a monastery in southern England decid ... 367 9 0 2.4523
Monk_magic Monk_magic Did you hear about the giant rat that swallowed th ... 303 10 0 3.3003
Monk_rat Monk_rat Did you hear about the giant rat that swallowed th ... 313 11 0 3.5144
Monster Monster In a kingdom far far away, and a long long time ag ... 317 9 0 2.8391
Monster_talk Monster_talk What's the best way to talk to a monster? ... 394 16 1 3.8071
Monthly_report Monthly_report Another Sign To Post Around The Office ... 439 17 0 3.8724
Moo Moo There were 2 cows in a field and one of them goes ... 330 11 0 3.3333
Moon Moon If we can put a man on the moon, ... 350 10 0 2.8571
Moon Food Moon Food Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? ... 3208 401 451 -1.5586
Moonshiner Moonshiner She was only a moonshiners daughter, ... 3919 180 25 3.9551
Moon_landing Moon_landing Commerorating the Moon landing ... 406 16 0 3.9409
Moose Moose Two hunters decide to go moose hunting in Canada. ... 656 13 0 1.9817
Moral_dilemma Moral_dilemma As part of [Harvard Business School dean John] ... 307 8 0 2.6059
More beer More beer Guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to ... 498 13 0 2.6104
More juice More juice Son: Get me more juice. ... 307 9 0 2.9316
More_9th More_9th It had to happen, someday. The municipal philharmo ... 304 9 0 2.9605
Morning_song Morning_song The Morning Song.... for Non-Morning People ... 344 9 1 2.3256
Moses Moses Why did it take Moses 40 years to get out of the d ... 355 10 0 2.8169
Moses Moses Did you hear how Moses got the ten commandments? ... 358 13 0 3.6313
Moth Balls Moth Balls What do you have if you have a moth ball in your ... 3564 159 18 3.9562
Mothball Mothball Why do moths fly with their legs apart? ... 373 13 0 3.4853
Mother_home Mother_home A salesman rang the bell at a suburban home, and t ... 296 11 1 3.3784
Mothman Mothman A man and a woman are getting it on in bed, when t ... 877 40 6 3.8769
Mountain climbers Mountain climbers Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? ... 300 6 0 2.0000
Mounted Mounted An eccentric old woman had two poodles that she wa ... 364 13 0 3.5714
Mouse Mouse A mother mouse and her three children crept out ... 389 10 0 2.5707
Mouse2 Mouse2 A fellow received a mouse for his birthday and h ... 324 10 0 3.0864
Mouser Mouser Mrs. Biddle was walking down the street one day ... 3466 234 352 -3.4045
Mouth smells Mouth smells Mommy, Mommy! I just sucked Daddy and my mouth smells shit! ... 472 9 0 1.9068
Movements Movements Uncle Eddie fell into the cesspool, he couldn't sw ... 407 17 1 3.9312
Movie_money Movie_money For the first time in many years, a an old man tra ... 380 14 0 3.6842
Mr_fixit Mr_fixit A chemist, a biologist and an electrical engineer ... 431 17 0 3.9443
MS Sex (2) MS Sex (2) Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession ... 507 10 0 1.9724
Msg Msg Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He ha ... 291 8 0 2.7491
Mstech Mstech One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and se ... 351 9 0 2.5641
Mud Mud During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy ... 433 17 0 3.9261
Mugging Mugging Two social workers were walking through a rough pa ... 335 12 0 3.5821
Mugging (2) Mugging (2) A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. ... 327 11 0 3.3639
Mule Mule A Long Way to Go... ... 370 11 1 2.7027
Murder Murder WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) ... 533 13 2 2.0638
Murder1 Murder1 This man had been working a long time on perfectin ... 345 11 0 3.1884
Mushroom Mushroom Did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn ... 291 9 0 3.0928
Mushroom2 Mushroom2 A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says "W ... 365 14 0 3.8356
Music_action Music_action A bunch of top movie producers are discussing thei ... 309 10 0 3.2362
Mustache_salesman Mustache_salesman "Honey, there's a salesman at the door with a must ... 295 9 0 3.0508
Mustard Mustard Did you hear about the man whose wife ran off with a mustard ... 405 17 1 3.9506
Mustard_man Mustard_man Did you hear about the man whose wife ran off with ... 433 15 0 3.4642
My club My club This explorer stumbles into a jungle clearing ... 384 15 0 3.9063
My God My God Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon ... 414 15 0 3.6232
My Job My Job The patrol officer stopped a motorist for a traffic violation ... 382 11 0 2.8796
My Way My Way A manwalks into a house of repute in Reno and says ... 315 11 0 3.4921
My_2_dads My_2_dads A young boy comes running down the street looking ... 358 11 0 3.0726
Nail Nail Mommy, Mommy! Joey is biting grandma's nail. ... 374 12 0 3.2086
New dress New dress Mommy, Mommy! Can I buy a new dress? ... 404 10 0 2.4752
Niagara Falls Niagara Falls Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara Falls! ... 378 10 0 2.6455
Noodles Noodles How are men like noodles? ... 369 10 0 2.7100
Nymphomaniac Nymphomaniac Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac? ... 520 12 0 2.3077
Oedipus Oedipus Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex? ... 423 9 0 2.1277
one-way street one-way street After gunning his BMW the wrong way down a one-way street ... 370 74 63 2.9730
Oral sex Oral sex Mommy, Mommy! What's oral sex? ... 618 9 1 1.2945
Orgasm Orgasm Mommy, Mommy! Whats an orgasm? ... 553 10 0 1.8083
Painting Painting How is a man like an oil painting? ... 364 14 0 3.8462
Pale Pale Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale? ... 385 9 0 2.3377
Parking Parking How are men and parking spots alike? ... 389 9 0 2.3136
Pea soup Pea soup Mommy, Mommy! I don't like the crunchy stuff in my pea soup ... 398 11 0 2.7638
Peeing Peeing Why do men take showers instead of baths? ... 424 10 0 2.3585
Peking Duck Peking Duck Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking ... 392 11 0 2.8061
Penises Penises Why do men have a hole at the end of their penis? ... 496 13 0 2.6210
Percent Percent Ninety nine percent of all men ... 387 12 0 3.1008
Pervert Pervert Daddy, Daddy! What's a pervert? ... 531 12 0 2.2599
Pickles Pickles Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles? ... 386 9 0 2.3316
Pizza Pizza Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat pizza! ... 380 11 0 2.8947
Play Play Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kid ... 374 9 1 2.1390
Pms Pms What's the definition of PMS? ... 461 9 0 1.9523
Poison Poison Mommy, Mommy! Daddy just poisoned my kitten! ... 355 9 0 2.5352
Pregnant Pregnant Mommy, Mommy! Can I get pregnant? ... 494 10 0 2.0243
Pudding Pudding Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again? ... 362 10 0 2.7624
Puke Puke Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked! ... 450 10 1 2.0000
Queer Queer Daddy, Daddy! What is queer? ... 406 42 49 -1.7241
Redneck Redneck After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life... ... 2832 155 43 3.9548
Running Running Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street! ... 4398 195 21 3.9563
Running Running Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running? ... 372 12 0 3.2258
Sandbox Sandbox Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox? ... 323 9 0 2.7864
Scabs Scabs Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs? ... 369 10 0 2.7100
Sheldon Sheldon Mommy, Mommy! I want to play with Sheldon! ... 347 9 0 2.5937
Singles Singles What is the one thing that all men in singles bars ... 403 12 0 2.9777
Sis Sis Mommy, Mommy! I don't like Sis! ... 752 14 0 1.8617
Sister Sister Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts. ... 700 12 0 1.7143
Situps Situps How do you get a man to do sit-ups? ... 452 7 0 1.5487
Skipping Skipping Mommy, Mommy! Sally won't come skipping with me. ... 337 9 0 2.6706
Slimey Slimey Mommy, Mommy! Why is my hair so slimey? ... 482 20 69 -10.1660
Small_hands Small_hands Why do men like women with small hands? ... 760 19 3 2.1053
Spagetti Spagetti Mommy, Mommy! I HATE spagetti! ... 352 9 0 2.5568
Spastic Spastic Mommy, Mommy! Why do they call me spastic at school? ... 414 9 0 2.1739
Steamroller Steamroller Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller. ... 403 12 0 2.9777
Swim Swim Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim? ... 351 11 0 3.1339
Swim Swim Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim! ... 374 11 0 2.9412
Swimming Challenge Swimming Challenge A blonde, brunette and redhead ... 11000 707 251 4.1455
Tap Dancing Tap Dancing Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? ... 1119 12 1 0.9830
The female dormitory The female dormitory The female dormitory ... 13806 1377 600 5.6280
Toilet Toilet Mommy, Mommy! Can I go to the toilet? ... 625 15 0 2.4000
Tomato juice Tomato juice Mommy, Mommy! I HATE tomato juice! ... 379 10 0 2.6385
Tomato soup Tomato soup Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup! ... 691 12 0 1.7366
Too tough Too tough Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's too tough! ... 395 12 0 3.0380
TV TV Mommy, Mommy! How come sis gets to watch TV and I can't? ... 716 11 0 1.5363
Upstairs Upstairs Come upstairs, son, like a good boy ... 431 11 0 2.5522
Vampire Vampire Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire? ... 389 12 0 3.0848
Visit Visit Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma! ... 377 10 0 2.6525
Werewolf Werewolf Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf? ... 399 10 0 2.5063
Zigzag Zigzag Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard ... 299 16 11 1.6722

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