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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Academic	Academic Like Me ...	722	16	4	1.6620
	Acronyms	What do those acronyms really mean? ...	638	14	0	2.1944
	Admissions	This is an actual essay written by a college applicant ...	1418	20	4	1.1283
	Alibi	A workman was killed at a construction site. ...	565	8	1	1.2389
	Anus Manual	ANUS(1) - Unix Programmers Manual ...	527	13	0	2.4668
	AOL Diary	Diary of an AOL user: ...	570	12	0	2.1053
	Arguement	How to Win Any Arguement ...	628	12	2	1.5924
	Bartalk	Bar Translations ...	675	12	0	1.7778
	Beastly	Other numbers of the beast ...	479	12	1	2.2965
	Beer OS	If Operating Systems were Beers........ ...	472	11	1	2.1186
	Beer_works	Beer on the Job ...	1086	20	1	1.7495
	Bill's House	As many people have probably heard by now, Bill Gates built a new ...	455	12	0	2.6374
	Bizarre	Bizarre but possibly true ...	479	14	1	2.7140
	Body	Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, And Nobody ...	427	14	0	3.2787
	Book	BUILT-IN ORDERLY ORGANIZED KNOWLEDGE -- BOOK(tm) ...	366	12	1	3.0055
	Books	Very Puny Books and Authors ...	1649	13	2	0.6671
	Brain_test	READ this sentence: ...	524	16	1	2.8626
	Breasts	Emoticon Breasts ...	630	12	0	1.9048
	Bsod	In a surprise announcement today, Microsoft Presid ...	608	14	1	2.1382
	Business_tale	Once upon a time, an American automobile company a ...	448	12	0	2.6786
	Chain Hug	This is not a chain letter so read on... ...	630	16	1	2.3810
	Chicken	Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? ...	633	14	0	2.2117
	Chicken2	WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? ...	644	17	0	2.6398
	Child	A couple, desperate to conceive a child, ... ...	1064	63	21	3.9474
	Compu Cars	WHAT IF PEOPLE BOUGHT CARS LIKE THEY BUY COMPUTERS ...	398	12	0	3.0151
	Computer Sex	I looked at her and she was beautiful ...	1244	13	4	0.7235
	Computer_terms	Computer Dictionary ...	578	10	0	1.7301
	Comp_sex	Is your computer male or female? ...	643	11	1	1.5552
	Consultant?	Are you a Consultant or a Prostitute? ...	548	9	1	1.4599
	Cookies	Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books ...	352	9	0	2.5568
	Corruption_quiz	How corrupt are you? ...	826	13	0	1.5738
	Cows	Political Systems Explained ...	430	8	0	1.8605
	Cthulhu	Dear Cthulhu - the demonic advice columnist ...	500	11	1	2.0000
	Cucumbers	Dances with Cucumbers ...	371	10	1	2.4259
	Cybersex	Many online computer users engage in what is affec ...	706	14	2	1.6997
	Cyber_sex	An anonymous girl (let's call her Jen) is a junior ...	920	17	2	1.6304
	Day_trading	How would you like to make BIG MONEY while sitting ...	439	9	0	2.0501
	Debunking	You know what they say.... ...	331	8	0	2.4169
	Deep Thoughts	Deep Thoughts, By Jack Handy ...	1186	12	1	0.9275
	Deepest Thoughts	Deepest Thoughts: So deep they squeak (by Jack handy) ...	903	13	1	1.3289
	Depression_test	DETERMINING IF YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRESSION ...	484	12	0	2.4793
	Dictionary	Male/Female Dictionary ...	504	8	1	1.3889
	Drinking problems	This one brings back memories of a mis-spent youth ...	405	11	1	2.4691
	Drunkenness	The Five Stages of Drunkenness ...	344	6	0	1.7442
	Elephant_stew	Elephant Stew ...	391	13	1	3.0691
	Emoon	You have been e-mooned! ...	350	11	0	3.1429
	Enlightenment	Drive your karma, curb your dogma ...	411	9	0	2.1898
	Entrance_letter	I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls an ...	598	9	0	1.5050
	ESP	Just follow these instructions ...	324	6	0	1.8519
	Facts	Wierd Facts ...	544	11	0	2.0221
	First_aid	FIRST AID FOR NON-MEDICALLY MINDED PEOPLE ...	476	12	0	2.5210
	Floppy_disks	A user called me complaining that he had saved a f ...	351	11	0	3.1339
	Full Deckisms	Different ways of saying dumb ...	1870	14	0	0.7487
	God	Press Release: Sex scandal rocks Heaven ...	742	10	0	1.3477
	God Survey	God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage ...	587	12	0	2.0443
	Goodtimes	The Goodtimes Email Virus ...	394	11	0	2.7919
	Go_to_the_store	Going to the Store with different Operating System ...	343	11	0	3.2070
	Hacker Barbie	(LA, California) Mattel announces their new line of Barbie ...	420	9	0	2.1429
	Hallmark	Greeting Cards Unsuccessfully Marketed by Hallmark ...	456	13	0	2.8509
	Help_desk	THE HELP DESK GETS PHYSICAL ...	347	12	0	3.4582
	Honesty	Honesty is Still the Best Policy ...	1475	24	12	0.8136
	Hood	The Military's Rendition of Little Red Riding Hood ...	396	7	0	1.7677
	How Did You Know?	A Woman in a store buys milk and bread. ...	459	75	114	-8.4967
	Hunting Elephants	Hunting Elephants ...	960	12	3	0.9375
	I need help	An old man lived alone in Idaho ...	19561	2086	249	9.3911
	IQ	How Smart Are You? ...	441	7	1	1.3605
	Jackshit2	When someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" No ...	366	12	1	3.0055
	Jack_schitt	When someone says: "you don't know Jack Schitt..." ...	357	12	1	3.0812
	Jerk	I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call ...	395	12	0	3.0380
	Jerks	Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered ...	505	20	1	3.7624
	Jesus vs. Elvis	Jesus versus Elvis ...	401	11	1	2.4938
	Lab Rules	Lab Rules ...	6608	293	32	3.9498
	Large Bills	Daffy the duck just got paid by his employer ...	2907	119	484	-12.5559
	Large_hole	A large hole has appeared in the middle of Kentish ...	429	12	0	2.7972
	Lassie	What do you get if you cross lassie with a Rottwei ...	395	9	0	2.2785
	Last words	Father O'Grady was saying his goodbye's to the parishioners ...	433	13	1	2.7714
	Last Words	Mrs. Gorman wanted to open a savings account so the bank ...	585	7	0	1.1966
	Lastwords	Famous Last Words: ...	443	10	0	2.2573
	Last_week	A minister and his family were stopped by a Police ...	384	12	0	3.1250
	Late	Teacher: Why are you late? ...	447	11	0	2.4609
	Late Again	'Late again,' the third-grade teacher Said to Little Slim. ...	530	11	2	1.6981
	Late Bill	A young husband comes home one night ...	736	20	0	2.7174
	Laundry	This young couple got married. On their honeymoon ...	471	9	1	1.6985
	Law_trans	The LAW ENFORCEMENT Translator ...	470	10	2	1.7021
	Layer Cake	Chocolate Layer Cake 1040 ...	314	9	1	2.5478
	Lay_eggs	Why do hens lay eggs? ...	375	12	0	3.2000
	Lay_you	Bill was staring toward the water cooler wondering ...	381	32	29	0.7874
	Lazy_man	Mr. Roberts was known as a hard-nosed boss who wat ...	574	11	0	1.9164
	Leaky_roof	Vacationer: We're in Cabin Three. Does the water a ...	365	10	0	2.7397
	Learn_today	A young pupil asked the teacher, "What did I learn ...	488	12	0	2.4590
	Leg_problem	Man: Doctor, me leg keeps talkin' to me. ...	345	9	0	2.6087
	Leigh	There once was a plumber from Leigh ...	330	7	0	2.1212
	Lemon	The local bar was so sure that its bartender was t ...	387	14	0	3.6176
	Lens	Did you hear the one about the Opthomologist that ...	345	9	0	2.6087
	Lent	Patrick, after just moving to Kilburn in North Wes ...	437	12	0	2.7460
	Lepper	Did you hear about the male prostitute who contracted leprosy. ...	380	13	0	3.4211
	Lessons	There are lessons to be learned. One time a large cougar ...	531	25	14	2.0716
	Lethal_food	A dietician was once addressing a large audienc ...	457	20	2	3.9387
	Letter	Dear {Name of Choice Here}, ...	411	12	0	2.9197
	Letter	Dear Son, ...	349	10	0	2.8653
	Lever2	The Lever ...	354	8	0	2.2599
	Library	A young fellow, who was cutting up in the library, ...	8506	471	135	3.9502
	License	When I went to get my driver's license renewed ...	387	11	0	2.8424
	Lick_balls	These two guys were walking in the park. While pas ...	836	35	2	3.9474
	Lies, Lies	A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be ...	423	13	0	3.0733
	Life	"Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters." ...	365	11	0	3.0137
	Lifesaver	Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, ...	395	11	0	2.7848
	Life_bridge	A philosopher went into a closet for ten years to ...	512	25	5	3.9063
	Lightbulb	A doctor of psychology was doing his normal mornin ...	394	7	0	1.7766
	Light_mass	Does light have mass? ...	803	111	178	-8.3437
	Limestone	What did the limestone say to the geologist? ...	332	12	0	3.6145
	Limp	Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. ...	358	11	0	3.0726
	Lincoln	Abraham Lincoln versus John F. Kennedy ...	377	13	1	3.1830
	Lion	A hungry lion was prowling the jungle looking for ...	409	11	0	2.6895
	Listening	There was this man in a mental hospital ...	367	10	0	2.7248
	Little Pigs	My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at night ...	811	32	0	3.9457
	Little queer	Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said ...	1664	22	1	1.2620
	Little_quizzies	When I was in Cornell, Chemistry 101 was consid ...	387	12	1	2.8424
	Little_voice	There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he ...	364	9	0	2.4725
	Little_wife	A college football lineman married one of the team ...	434	10	0	2.3041
	Livelong	A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would l ...	544	11	0	2.0221
	Living	The back of his anorak was leaping up and down, an ...	317	9	1	2.5237
	Living Will	While I was watching the playoff games last weekend ...	558	13	0	2.3297
	Lobster	I have a pair of "lobster claws", thickish bicycle ...	680	17	0	2.5000
	Lobster Claws	I have a pair of lobster claws ...	828	5	0	0.6039
	Lobster_walk	After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is wa ...	370	10	0	2.7027
	Locked_out	Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys ...	369	9	0	2.4390
	Locksmith	A man picks the lock of a door and enters to find ...	363	12	1	3.0303
	Lolly	The police have raided a whorehouse and they have ...	388	10	0	2.5773
	Lone Ranger	The Lone Ranger was surranded by indians ...	376	11	1	2.6596
	Long distance	The man of the house picked up the phone when it rang ...	322	8	0	2.4845
	Long Life	A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred ...	365	8	0	2.1918
	Long Life	An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party ...	360	7	0	1.9444
	Longer	On television my 88 year old grandfather and I saw an attractive ...	411	6	0	1.4599
	Long_hospital	Were you long in the hospital ? ...	321	8	0	2.4922
	Long_night	Hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night wit ...	384	10	0	2.6042
	Long_pole	A team of engineers were required to measure the h ...	339	11	0	3.2448
	Long_sermon	Gladys attended church services one particular Sun ...	393	14	0	3.5623
	Looker	A blind man with a seeing-eye dog walked into a lo ...	333	11	0	3.3033
	Lookout	A man is driving on a long winding road. He lo ...	344	11	0	3.1977
	Look_at_stars	Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping t ...	12328	537	50	3.9504
	Loosing_streak	Hanging in the hallway at one high school are the ...	1236	160	216	-4.5307
	Lost	He's really reaching the end of his tether ...	334	11	0	3.2934
	Lost Bet	A guy is put before the judges bench because he is on trial ...	545	7	0	1.2844
	Lost Wallet	Charlie walks into Smitty's and ...	1365	157	210	-3.8828
	Lost_electron	Two atoms were having a chat one day when one of t ...	330	9	0	2.7273
	Lost_fingers	Two idiots landed themselves a job at a saw mill. ...	347	10	0	2.8818
	Lost_man	During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton ai ...	346	12	0	3.4682
	Lost_pupil	I guess I've lost another pupil," sighed the profe ...	328	11	1	3.0488
	Lost_toe	One man was talking to another man. He was telling ...	326	9	0	2.7607
	Lost_tractor	Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tracto ...	401	11	0	2.7431
	Lottery	A guy calls home and happily tells his wife, "I ju ...	437	17	1	3.6613
	Lottery_love	So now this man is sitting by the pool with a youn ...	355	8	0	2.2535
	Loud Orgasm	A wife went in to see a therapist and said ...	401	10	0	2.4938
	Lousy Lover	The morning after their honeymoon, the wife said to her husband ...	790	10	0	1.2658
	Love	Two friends are discussing the possibility of love ...	418	6	1	1.1962
	Love-making	A Frenchman, an Italian and an Canadian were discussing love-maki ...	933	16	0	1.7149
	Lovegod	The other day I went to the local religious book s ...	458	14	0	3.0568
	Lover	A gambler was telling a friend about his first jun ...	1308	122	179	-4.3578
	Low spirits	What bird is always in low spirits? ...	424	11	0	2.5943
	Lower_mouth	A very naive British sailor is in a bar in London. ...	343	12	0	3.4985
	Lowmark	Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that te ...	323	11	0	3.4056
	Lsd	What do you get when you cross LSD with birth cont ...	327	9	0	2.7523
	Lsdmatzo	What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with L ...	348	12	0	3.4483
	Lucky	An American was walking down a dimly lit road in I ...	378	10	0	2.6455
	Lucky	It is a recorded fact that 25% of all single British female ...	883	9	1	0.9060
	Lug Nut	Jones is driving past the state mental hospital, and his tire ...	349	11	0	3.1519
	Luggage	A businessman was having a tough time lugging his ...	311	8	0	2.5723
	Lumber	Lawyer: Did you say the plaintiff was shot in the ...	405	9	0	2.2222
	Lumberjack	Why did the lumber truck stop? ...	382	9	0	2.3560
	Lunch	The science teacher lecturing his class in biology ...	482	10	0	2.0747
	Luncheon	Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka ...	1160	99	144	-3.8793
	Machines	Answering Machine Messages of the Rich and Famous ...	467	9	0	1.9272
	Magic	1) pick a number from 1-9 ...	363	11	0	3.0303
	Mcrosoft	If restaurants functioned like Microsoft ...	557	16	0	2.8725
	Messages	Answering Machine Messages ...	980	14	1	1.3265
	Milk	Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction? ...	514	9	1	1.5564
	Milk (Computer)	Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard ...	524	16	1	2.8626
	Money MLM	$$$ Lose Money FAST! Try it and you'll be screwed $$$ ...	591	16	4	2.0305
	More_taglines	The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast ...	347	10	0	2.8818
	Mousetrap	The Better Mouse Trap ...	427	12	0	2.8103
	Mr. Abby	If Dear Abby were a man ...	578	6	0	1.0381
	Mr. Gorsky	When APOLLO Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first ...	527	11	0	2.0873
	Murder?	At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science ...	318	10	0	3.1447
	New_elements	New elements for the Periodic Table: ...	363	10	0	2.7548
	No Job	A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé ...	2026	122	42	3.9487
	Not Quite Lying	Ways to handle those tricky situations! ...	394	14	0	3.5533
	Not_in_church	Things You Never Hear in Church ...	449	9	0	2.0045
	Officetricks	PRACTICAL JOKES FOR THE OFFICE ...	673	11	0	1.6345
	On_first	Who's on First - Star Trek File ...	344	11	0	3.1977
	Ooops	An Irish surgeon who had couched a cataract and restored sight ...	345	11	0	3.1884
	OSHA	Notice: The Ocupational Safety and Health Administration ...	712	66	250	-25.8427
	Os_for_brains	The operating system for your Brain. Which One??? ...	341	11	0	3.2258
	Parenting	The Parenting FAQ ...	383	7	0	1.8277
	PC Pigs	Politically Correct Version of 'The Three Little Pigs' ...	355	12	0	3.3803
	Ponder	Ponderables ...	376	13	0	3.4574
	Praying Parrots	A woman went to her priest with a problem ...	11672	537	75	3.9582
	Primes	Several students were asked the following problem: ...	548	17	1	2.9197
	Prison vs. Work	Prison versus Work ...	310	9	0	2.9032
	Problems	Problem Solving Flowchart ...	350	12	0	3.4286
	Professional_test	Are You Ready For The Working World? ...	387	12	0	3.1008
	Programmer	The Evolution of a Programmer ...	343	11	0	3.2070
	Quiz	The World's Easiest Quiz... ...	407	9	0	2.2113
	Rad C Code	Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using ...	300	10	0	3.3333
	Radio	IMPORTANT WARNING!!! ...	386	11	0	2.8497
	Real_programmers	Real Programmers ... ...	450	14	0	3.1111
	Recorded TV	I can't find two DVD's of a popular show I recorded ...	338	5	1	1.1834
	Reference	TO WHOSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN. ...	4426	132	0	2.9824
	Religions	Religions As Businesses ...	448	14	0	3.1250
	Reload	Sung to the tune of 'Rawhide' ...	314	10	0	3.1847
	Resignation	I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. ...	375	7	1	1.6000
	Satisfaction	Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. ...	435	9	0	2.0690
	Seusss Trek	If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation ...	329	11	0	3.3435
	Sex Competency	Before you start you must be certain that you are competent ...	767	9	1	1.0430
	Sex Quiz	How dirty are you? (a sex quiz) ...	3842	25	3	0.5726
	Sex_vrs_school	The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School: ...	683	12	1	1.6105
	Shift Keys	Shift Key Instruction Manual ...	394	15	1	3.5533
	Shotgun	The Shotgun Rules ...	344	10	0	2.9070
	Simpsons	The Simpsons Drinking Game ...	528	13	0	2.4621
	Slogans	Slogans That Never Quite Caught On ...	497	12	0	2.4145
	Smart?	Christmas Songs for the Intellectual. Can you figure them out? ...	874	11	1	1.1442
	Smiles	TO BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE ...	361	11	0	3.0471
	Soap	Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred ...	391	12	0	3.0691
	Soft or Hard	An old man walked up to a young man and said ...	1044	15	9	0.5747
	Steve Wright	Steve Wright Quotes ...	931	15	0	1.6112
	Stopbits	Would somebody please tell me what to do with my f ...	309	9	0	2.9126
	Story	I was sitting at the bar ...	421	9	1	1.9002
	Stupid_people	Stupid people should have to wear signs that just ...	365	11	0	3.0137
	Stupid_test	The IDIOT TEST ...	944	12	1	1.1653
	Suicide	At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the Amer ...	373	12	0	3.2172
	Take the place	An attorney telephoned the governor ...	649	296	448	-23.4206
	Tech_diary	Tech Support Diary! ...	490	9	0	1.8367
	Tech_support	Tech Support Guidelines ...	303	9	0	2.9703
	Tell 'Em	You Tell 'Em _____, You're _____ ...	466	10	0	2.1459
	Terms	Define Your Terms For Software Releases ...	304	10	0	3.2895
	The_plan	THE PLAN ...	391	13	0	3.3248
	The_thinker	It started out innocently enough. I began to thin ...	493	12	0	2.4341
	Thus Spake	Thus Spake Gates... ...	581	13	0	2.2375
	Time	To realize the value of ONE YEAR ...	388	11	1	2.5773
	Titanic	A Shorter, Harsher Titanic Script ...	433	11	2	2.0785
	Toasters	If IBM made toasters... ...	387	12	1	2.8424
	Toddler	Toddler Property Laws ...	326	10	1	2.7607
	Toilet Warning	A Sign for Your Washroom ...	784	11	2	1.1480
	Train_tacks	The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between t ...	344	12	0	3.4884
	Tree math	Tree Math (ASCII Art Joke) ...	383	15	0	3.9164
	True Love	If You Love Someone... ...	375	12	1	2.9333
	Virus	foot-and-mouth disease cannot be spread by Microsoft's Outlook ...	480	8	0	1.6667
	Warranty	Warranty Card on Purchased Government Official[tm] ...	495	10	0	2.0202
	Water FAQ	This file is intended to answer typical questions about Water ...	638	10	0	1.5674
	Wesly_crusher	GETTING RID OF WESLEY ON STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENER ...	499	11	0	2.2044
	Whos_on_first	Who's On First ...	355	12	0	3.3803
	Why	Why? (some things to think about) ...	372	10	0	2.6882
	Windows_source	TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code - Windows 98(tm) ...	435	15	0	3.4483
	Wise teacher	A wise teacher sends this note ...	5419	608	394	3.9491
	Work Ethic	I love my job, I love the pay. ...	521	9	0	1.7274
	Worthy	A Worthy Cause ...	434	11	0	2.5346
	Zen	ZEN AND THE ART OF SOFTWARE DOCUMENTATION ...	310	9	0	2.9032