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Joke |
First Line |
Views |
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 |
Score |
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Academic |
Academic Like Me ... |
863 |
17 |
5 |
1.3905 |
 |
Acronyms |
What do those acronyms really mean?
... |
728 |
15 |
0 |
2.0604 |
 |
Admissions |
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant ... |
1717 |
20 |
4 |
0.9319 |
 |
Alibi |
A workman was killed at a construction site. ... |
654 |
9 |
2 |
1.0703 |
 |
Anus Manual |
ANUS(1) - Unix Programmers Manual ... |
616 |
13 |
0 |
2.1104 |
 |
AOL Diary |
Diary of an AOL user: ... |
658 |
14 |
0 |
2.1277 |
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Arguement |
How to Win Any Arguement ... |
724 |
12 |
2 |
1.3812 |
 |
Bartalk |
Bar Translations
... |
779 |
12 |
0 |
1.5404 |
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Beastly |
Other numbers of the beast ... |
562 |
13 |
1 |
2.1352 |
 |
Beer OS |
If Operating Systems were Beers........ ... |
529 |
11 |
1 |
1.8904 |
 |
Beer_works |
Beer on the Job
... |
1310 |
22 |
1 |
1.6031 |
 |
Bill's House |
As many people have probably heard by now, Bill Gates built a new ... |
518 |
12 |
0 |
2.3166 |
 |
Bizarre |
Bizarre but possibly true
... |
540 |
14 |
1 |
2.4074 |
 |
Body |
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, And Nobody
... |
507 |
15 |
0 |
2.9586 |
 |
Book |
BUILT-IN ORDERLY ORGANIZED KNOWLEDGE -- BOOK(tm)
... |
428 |
12 |
1 |
2.5701 |
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Books |
Very Puny Books and Authors ... |
1849 |
13 |
2 |
0.5949 |
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Brain_test |
READ this sentence:
... |
608 |
16 |
1 |
2.4671 |
 |
Breasts |
Emoticon Breasts
... |
711 |
12 |
0 |
1.6878 |
 |
Bsod |
In a surprise announcement today, Microsoft Presid ... |
702 |
14 |
1 |
1.8519 |
 |
Business_tale |
Once upon a time, an American automobile company a ... |
515 |
12 |
0 |
2.3301 |
 |
Chain Hug |
This is not a chain letter so read on... ... |
724 |
16 |
1 |
2.0718 |
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Chicken |
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
... |
706 |
14 |
1 |
1.8414 |
 |
Chicken2 |
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
... |
824 |
19 |
1 |
2.1845 |
 |
Child |
A couple, desperate to conceive a child, ... ... |
1250 |
64 |
21 |
3.4400 |
 |
Compu Cars |
WHAT IF PEOPLE BOUGHT CARS LIKE THEY BUY COMPUTERS ... |
453 |
12 |
0 |
2.6490 |
 |
Computer Sex |
I looked at her and she was beautiful ... |
1410 |
13 |
4 |
0.6383 |
 |
Computer_terms |
Computer Dictionary
... |
673 |
10 |
1 |
1.3373 |
 |
Comp_sex |
Is your computer male or female?
... |
774 |
11 |
1 |
1.2920 |
 |
Consultant? |
Are you a Consultant or a Prostitute? ... |
640 |
9 |
1 |
1.2500 |
 |
Cookies |
Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books ... |
416 |
9 |
0 |
2.1635 |
 |
Corruption_quiz |
How corrupt are you?
... |
931 |
13 |
0 |
1.3963 |
 |
Cows |
Political Systems Explained
... |
517 |
8 |
0 |
1.5474 |
 |
Cthulhu |
Dear Cthulhu - the demonic advice columnist ... |
608 |
11 |
1 |
1.6447 |
 |
Cucumbers |
Dances with Cucumbers ... |
425 |
10 |
1 |
2.1176 |
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Cybersex |
Many online computer users engage in what is affec ... |
810 |
14 |
2 |
1.4815 |
 |
Cyber_sex |
An anonymous girl (let's call her Jen) is a junior ... |
1003 |
18 |
2 |
1.5952 |
 |
Day_trading |
How would you like to make BIG MONEY while sitting ... |
517 |
9 |
0 |
1.7408 |
 |
Debunking |
You know what they say.... ... |
385 |
8 |
0 |
2.0779 |
 |
Deep Thoughts |
Deep Thoughts, By Jack Handy ... |
1369 |
12 |
1 |
0.8035 |
 |
Deepest Thoughts |
Deepest Thoughts: So deep they squeak (by Jack handy) ... |
996 |
14 |
1 |
1.3052 |
 |
Depression_test |
DETERMINING IF YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRESSION
... |
556 |
12 |
0 |
2.1583 |
 |
Dictionary |
Male/Female Dictionary ... |
583 |
9 |
1 |
1.3722 |
 |
Drinking problems |
This one brings back memories of a mis-spent youth ... |
470 |
11 |
1 |
2.1277 |
 |
Drunkenness |
The Five Stages of Drunkenness ... |
401 |
6 |
0 |
1.4963 |
 |
Elephant_stew |
Elephant Stew
... |
454 |
13 |
1 |
2.6432 |
 |
Emoon |
You have been e-mooned!
... |
422 |
11 |
0 |
2.6066 |
 |
Enlightenment |
Drive your karma, curb your dogma
... |
485 |
9 |
0 |
1.8557 |
 |
Entrance_letter |
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls an ... |
729 |
9 |
0 |
1.2346 |
 |
ESP |
Just follow these instructions ... |
384 |
6 |
0 |
1.5625 |
 |
Facts |
Wierd Facts
... |
643 |
11 |
0 |
1.7107 |
 |
First_aid |
FIRST AID FOR NON-MEDICALLY MINDED PEOPLE
... |
537 |
12 |
0 |
2.2346 |
 |
Floppy_disks |
A user called me complaining that he had saved a f ... |
412 |
11 |
0 |
2.6699 |
 |
Full Deckisms |
Different ways of saying dumb ... |
2103 |
14 |
0 |
0.6657 |
 |
God |
Press Release: Sex scandal rocks Heaven
... |
836 |
10 |
0 |
1.1962 |
 |
God Survey |
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage ... |
678 |
12 |
0 |
1.7699 |
 |
Goodtimes |
The Goodtimes Email Virus ... |
463 |
11 |
0 |
2.3758 |
 |
Go_to_the_store |
Going to the Store with different Operating System ... |
403 |
11 |
0 |
2.7295 |
 |
Hacker Barbie |
(LA, California) Mattel announces their new line of Barbie ... |
498 |
9 |
0 |
1.8072 |
 |
Hallmark |
Greeting Cards Unsuccessfully Marketed by Hallmark ... |
526 |
13 |
0 |
2.4715 |
 |
Help_desk |
THE HELP DESK GETS PHYSICAL
... |
403 |
12 |
0 |
2.9777 |
 |
Honesty |
Honesty is Still the Best Policy ... |
1573 |
24 |
12 |
0.7629 |
 |
Hood |
The Military's Rendition of Little Red Riding Hood ... |
455 |
7 |
0 |
1.5385 |
 |
How Did You Know? |
A Woman in a store buys milk and bread. ... |
521 |
75 |
115 |
-7.6775 |
 |
Hunting Elephants |
Hunting Elephants ... |
1079 |
12 |
3 |
0.8341 |
 |
I need help |
An old man lived alone in Idaho ... |
32767 |
4282 |
519 |
11.4841 |
 |
IQ |
How Smart Are You? ... |
509 |
7 |
1 |
1.1788 |
 |
Jackshit2 |
When someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" No ... |
427 |
12 |
1 |
2.5761 |
 |
Jack_schitt |
When someone says: "you don't know Jack Schitt..." ... |
422 |
12 |
1 |
2.6066 |
 |
Jerk |
I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call ... |
467 |
12 |
0 |
2.5696 |
 |
Jerks |
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered ... |
571 |
21 |
2 |
3.3275 |
 |
Jesus vs. Elvis |
Jesus versus Elvis ... |
470 |
11 |
1 |
2.1277 |
 |
Lab Rules |
Lab Rules ... |
7553 |
294 |
34 |
3.4423 |
 |
Large Bills |
Daffy the duck just got paid by his employer ... |
2962 |
119 |
484 |
-12.3228 |
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Large_hole |
A large hole has appeared in the middle of Kentish ... |
484 |
12 |
0 |
2.4793 |
 |
Lassie |
What do you get if you cross lassie with a Rottwei ... |
456 |
9 |
0 |
1.9737 |
 |
Last words |
Father O'Grady was saying his goodbye's to the parishioners ... |
502 |
13 |
1 |
2.3904 |
 |
Last Words |
Mrs. Gorman wanted to open a savings account so the bank ... |
655 |
7 |
0 |
1.0687 |
 |
Lastwords |
Famous Last Words:
... |
512 |
10 |
0 |
1.9531 |
 |
Last_week |
A minister and his family were stopped by a Police ... |
453 |
12 |
0 |
2.6490 |
 |
Late |
Teacher: Why are you late?
... |
520 |
11 |
0 |
2.1154 |
 |
Late Again |
'Late again,' the third-grade teacher Said to Little Slim. ... |
633 |
11 |
2 |
1.4218 |
 |
Late Bill |
A young husband comes home one night ... |
795 |
20 |
0 |
2.5157 |
 |
Laundry |
This young couple got married. On their honeymoon ... |
535 |
9 |
1 |
1.4953 |
 |
Law_trans |
The LAW ENFORCEMENT Translator
... |
527 |
10 |
2 |
1.5180 |
 |
Layer Cake |
Chocolate Layer Cake 1040 ... |
373 |
9 |
1 |
2.1448 |
 |
Lay_eggs |
Why do hens lay eggs?
... |
444 |
12 |
0 |
2.7027 |
 |
Lay_you |
Bill was staring toward the water cooler wondering ... |
445 |
32 |
29 |
0.6742 |
 |
Lazy_man |
Mr. Roberts was known as a hard-nosed boss who wat ... |
691 |
13 |
0 |
1.8813 |
 |
Leaky_roof |
Vacationer: We're in Cabin Three. Does the water a ... |
421 |
10 |
0 |
2.3753 |
 |
Learn_today |
A young pupil asked the teacher, "What did I learn ... |
577 |
12 |
0 |
2.0797 |
 |
Leg_problem |
Man: Doctor, me leg keeps talkin' to me.
... |
404 |
9 |
0 |
2.2277 |
 |
Leigh |
There once was a plumber from Leigh ... |
390 |
7 |
0 |
1.7949 |
 |
Lemon |
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was t ... |
444 |
14 |
0 |
3.1532 |
 |
Lens |
Did you hear the one about the Opthomologist that ... |
408 |
9 |
0 |
2.2059 |
 |
Lent |
Patrick, after just moving to Kilburn in North Wes ... |
492 |
12 |
0 |
2.4390 |
 |
Lepper |
Did you hear about the male prostitute who contracted leprosy. ... |
441 |
13 |
0 |
2.9478 |
 |
Lessons |
There are lessons to be learned. One time a large cougar ... |
599 |
25 |
14 |
1.8364 |
 |
Lethal_food |
A dietician was once addressing a large audienc ... |
529 |
20 |
2 |
3.4026 |
 |
Letter |
Dear {Name of Choice Here},
... |
469 |
13 |
0 |
2.7719 |
 |
Letter |
Dear Son, ... |
413 |
10 |
0 |
2.4213 |
 |
Lever2 |
The Lever
... |
409 |
8 |
0 |
1.9560 |
 |
Library |
A young fellow, who was cutting up in the library, ... |
9933 |
478 |
136 |
3.4431 |
 |
License |
When I went to get my driver's license renewed ... |
447 |
11 |
0 |
2.4609 |
 |
Lick_balls |
These two guys were walking in the park. While pas ... |
990 |
36 |
2 |
3.4343 |
 |
Lies, Lies |
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be ... |
491 |
13 |
0 |
2.6477 |
 |
Life |
"Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters."
... |
427 |
11 |
0 |
2.5761 |
 |
Lifesaver |
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, ... |
462 |
11 |
0 |
2.3810 |
 |
Life_bridge |
A philosopher went into a closet for ten years to ... |
588 |
25 |
5 |
3.4014 |
 |
Lightbulb |
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal mornin ... |
462 |
7 |
0 |
1.5152 |
 |
Light_mass |
Does light have mass?
... |
859 |
111 |
178 |
-7.7998 |
 |
Limestone |
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
... |
395 |
12 |
0 |
3.0380 |
 |
Limp |
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. ... |
422 |
11 |
0 |
2.6066 |
 |
Lincoln |
Abraham Lincoln versus John F. Kennedy ... |
428 |
13 |
1 |
2.8037 |
 |
Lion |
A hungry lion was prowling the jungle looking for ... |
470 |
11 |
0 |
2.3404 |
 |
Listening |
There was this man in a mental hospital ... |
435 |
10 |
0 |
2.2989 |
 |
Little Pigs |
My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at night ... |
988 |
34 |
0 |
3.4413 |
 |
Little queer |
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said ... |
1735 |
22 |
1 |
1.2104 |
 |
Little_quizzies |
When I was in Cornell, Chemistry 101 was consid ... |
447 |
12 |
1 |
2.4609 |
 |
Little_voice |
There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he ... |
425 |
9 |
0 |
2.1176 |
 |
Little_wife |
A college football lineman married one of the team ... |
516 |
10 |
0 |
1.9380 |
 |
Livelong |
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would l ... |
598 |
11 |
0 |
1.8395 |
 |
Living |
The back of his anorak was leaping up and down, an ... |
382 |
9 |
1 |
2.0942 |
 |
Living Will |
While I was watching the playoff games last weekend ... |
617 |
13 |
0 |
2.1070 |
 |
Lobster |
I have a pair of "lobster claws", thickish bicycle ... |
739 |
17 |
0 |
2.3004 |
 |
Lobster Claws |
I have a pair of lobster claws ... |
892 |
5 |
0 |
0.5605 |
 |
Lobster_walk |
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is wa ... |
451 |
10 |
0 |
2.2173 |
 |
Locked_out |
Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys ... |
447 |
9 |
0 |
2.0134 |
 |
Locksmith |
A man picks the lock of a door and enters to find ... |
431 |
12 |
1 |
2.5522 |
 |
Lolly |
The police have raided a whorehouse and they have ... |
453 |
10 |
0 |
2.2075 |
 |
Lone Ranger |
The Lone Ranger was surranded by indians ... |
445 |
11 |
1 |
2.2472 |
 |
Long distance |
The man of the house picked up the phone when it rang ... |
390 |
8 |
0 |
2.0513 |
 |
Long Life |
A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred ... |
424 |
8 |
0 |
1.8868 |
 |
Long Life |
An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party ... |
425 |
7 |
0 |
1.6471 |
 |
Longer |
On television my 88 year old grandfather and I saw an attractive ... |
465 |
6 |
0 |
1.2903 |
 |
Long_hospital |
Were you long in the hospital ?
... |
387 |
8 |
0 |
2.0672 |
 |
Long_night |
Hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night wit ... |
444 |
10 |
0 |
2.2523 |
 |
Long_pole |
A team of engineers were required to measure the h ... |
404 |
11 |
0 |
2.7228 |
 |
Long_sermon |
Gladys attended church services one particular Sun ... |
463 |
14 |
0 |
3.0238 |
 |
Looker |
A blind man with a seeing-eye dog walked into a lo ... |
391 |
11 |
0 |
2.8133 |
 |
Lookout |
A man is driving on a long winding road. He lo ... |
406 |
11 |
0 |
2.7094 |
 |
Look_at_stars |
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping t ... |
15568 |
591 |
54 |
3.4494 |
 |
Loosing_streak |
Hanging in the hallway at one high school are the ... |
1292 |
160 |
216 |
-4.3344 |
 |
Lost |
He's really reaching the end of his tether ... |
389 |
11 |
0 |
2.8278 |
 |
Lost Bet |
A guy is put before the judges bench because he is on trial ... |
593 |
7 |
0 |
1.1804 |
 |
Lost Wallet |
Charlie walks into Smitty's and ... |
1426 |
157 |
210 |
-3.7167 |
 |
Lost_electron |
Two atoms were having a chat one day when one of t ... |
376 |
9 |
0 |
2.3936 |
 |
Lost_fingers |
Two idiots landed themselves a job at a saw mill. ... |
412 |
10 |
0 |
2.4272 |
 |
Lost_man |
During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton ai ... |
411 |
12 |
0 |
2.9197 |
 |
Lost_pupil |
I guess I've lost another pupil," sighed the profe ... |
383 |
11 |
1 |
2.6110 |
 |
Lost_toe |
One man was talking to another man. He was telling ... |
385 |
9 |
0 |
2.3377 |
 |
Lost_tractor |
Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tracto ... |
465 |
11 |
0 |
2.3656 |
 |
Lottery |
A guy calls home and happily tells his wife, "I ju ... |
506 |
17 |
1 |
3.1621 |
 |
Lottery_love |
So now this man is sitting by the pool with a youn ... |
418 |
8 |
0 |
1.9139 |
 |
Loud Orgasm |
A wife went in to see a therapist and said ... |
463 |
10 |
0 |
2.1598 |
 |
Lousy Lover |
The morning after their honeymoon, the wife said to her husband ... |
860 |
10 |
0 |
1.1628 |
 |
Love |
Two friends are discussing the possibility of love ... |
490 |
6 |
1 |
1.0204 |
 |
Love-making |
A Frenchman, an Italian and an Canadian were discussing love-maki ... |
1053 |
17 |
0 |
1.6144 |
 |
Lovegod |
The other day I went to the local religious book s ... |
536 |
14 |
0 |
2.6119 |
 |
Lover |
A gambler was telling a friend about his first jun ... |
1369 |
122 |
179 |
-4.1636 |
 |
Low spirits |
What bird is always in low spirits? ... |
487 |
11 |
0 |
2.2587 |
 |
Lower_mouth |
A very naive British sailor is in a bar in London. ... |
405 |
12 |
0 |
2.9630 |
 |
Lowmark |
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that te ... |
378 |
11 |
0 |
2.9101 |
 |
Lsd |
What do you get when you cross LSD with birth cont ... |
385 |
9 |
0 |
2.3377 |
 |
Lsdmatzo |
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with L ... |
406 |
12 |
0 |
2.9557 |
 |
Lucky |
An American was walking down a dimly lit road in I ... |
449 |
10 |
0 |
2.2272 |
 |
Lucky |
It is a recorded fact that 25% of all single British female ... |
943 |
9 |
1 |
0.8484 |
 |
Lug Nut |
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital, and his tire ... |
398 |
11 |
0 |
2.7638 |
 |
Luggage |
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his ... |
366 |
8 |
0 |
2.1858 |
 |
Lumber |
Lawyer: Did you say the plaintiff was shot in the ... |
473 |
9 |
0 |
1.9027 |
 |
Lumberjack |
Why did the lumber truck stop?
... |
437 |
9 |
0 |
2.0595 |
 |
Lunch |
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology ... |
570 |
10 |
0 |
1.7544 |
 |
Luncheon |
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka ... |
1218 |
99 |
144 |
-3.6946 |
 |
Machines |
Answering Machine Messages of the Rich and Famous ... |
524 |
9 |
0 |
1.7176 |
 |
Magic |
1) pick a number from 1-9 ... |
427 |
11 |
0 |
2.5761 |
 |
Mcrosoft |
If restaurants functioned like Microsoft
... |
652 |
16 |
0 |
2.4540 |
 |
Messages |
Answering Machine Messages ... |
1135 |
14 |
1 |
1.1454 |
 |
Milk |
Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction? ... |
594 |
9 |
1 |
1.3468 |
 |
Milk (Computer) |
Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard ... |
589 |
16 |
1 |
2.5467 |
 |
Money MLM |
$$$ Lose Money FAST! Try it and you'll be screwed $$$ ... |
686 |
16 |
4 |
1.7493 |
 |
More_taglines |
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast ... |
406 |
10 |
0 |
2.4631 |
 |
Mousetrap |
The Better Mouse Trap ... |
507 |
12 |
0 |
2.3669 |
 |
Mr. Abby |
If Dear Abby were a man ... |
654 |
6 |
0 |
0.9174 |
 |
Mr. Gorsky |
When APOLLO Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first ... |
580 |
11 |
0 |
1.8966 |
 |
Murder? |
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science ... |
374 |
10 |
0 |
2.6738 |
 |
New_elements |
New elements for the Periodic Table:
... |
438 |
10 |
0 |
2.2831 |
 |
No Job |
A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé ... |
2334 |
123 |
43 |
3.4276 |
 |
Not Quite Lying |
Ways to handle those tricky situations! ... |
456 |
14 |
0 |
3.0702 |
 |
Not_in_church |
Things You Never Hear in Church
... |
533 |
9 |
0 |
1.6886 |
 |
Officetricks |
PRACTICAL JOKES FOR THE OFFICE
... |
814 |
11 |
0 |
1.3514 |
 |
On_first |
Who's on First - Star Trek File
... |
387 |
11 |
0 |
2.8424 |
 |
Ooops |
An Irish surgeon who had couched a cataract and restored sight ... |
398 |
11 |
0 |
2.7638 |
 |
OSHA |
Notice: The Ocupational Safety and Health Administration ... |
772 |
66 |
250 |
-23.8342 |
 |
Os_for_brains |
The operating system for your Brain. Which One??? ... |
402 |
11 |
0 |
2.7363 |
 |
Parenting |
The Parenting FAQ ... |
442 |
7 |
0 |
1.5837 |
 |
PC Pigs |
Politically Correct Version of 'The Three Little Pigs' ... |
408 |
12 |
0 |
2.9412 |
 |
Ponder |
Ponderables
... |
436 |
13 |
0 |
2.9817 |
 |
Praying Parrots |
A woman went to her priest with a problem ... |
14540 |
577 |
75 |
3.4525 |
 |
Primes |
Several students were asked the following problem: ... |
629 |
17 |
1 |
2.5437 |
 |
Prison vs. Work |
Prison versus Work ... |
372 |
9 |
0 |
2.4194 |
 |
Problems |
Problem Solving Flowchart ... |
416 |
12 |
0 |
2.8846 |
 |
Professional_test |
Are You Ready For The Working World?
... |
447 |
12 |
0 |
2.6846 |
 |
Programmer |
The Evolution of a Programmer ... |
398 |
11 |
0 |
2.7638 |
 |
Quiz |
The World's Easiest Quiz...
... |
477 |
9 |
0 |
1.8868 |
 |
Rad C Code |
Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using ... |
361 |
10 |
0 |
2.7701 |
 |
Radio |
IMPORTANT WARNING!!! ... |
453 |
11 |
0 |
2.4283 |
 |
Real_programmers |
Real Programmers ...
... |
510 |
14 |
0 |
2.7451 |
 |
Recorded TV |
I can't find two DVD's of a popular show I recorded ... |
385 |
5 |
1 |
1.0390 |
 |
Reference |
TO WHOSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN. ... |
4488 |
132 |
0 |
2.9412 |
 |
Religions |
Religions As Businesses ... |
507 |
14 |
0 |
2.7613 |
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Reload |
Sung to the tune of 'Rawhide' ... |
379 |
10 |
0 |
2.6385 |
 |
Resignation |
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. ... |
436 |
7 |
1 |
1.3761 |
 |
Satisfaction |
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. ... |
492 |
9 |
0 |
1.8293 |
 |
Seusss Trek |
If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation ... |
379 |
11 |
0 |
2.9024 |
 |
Sex Competency |
Before you start you must be certain that you are competent ... |
883 |
9 |
1 |
0.9060 |
 |
Sex Quiz |
How dirty are you? (a sex quiz) ... |
3936 |
25 |
3 |
0.5589 |
 |
Sex_vrs_school |
The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School:
... |
789 |
12 |
1 |
1.3942 |
 |
Shift Keys |
Shift Key Instruction Manual ... |
455 |
15 |
1 |
3.0769 |
 |
Shotgun |
The Shotgun Rules
... |
410 |
10 |
0 |
2.4390 |
 |
Simpsons |
The Simpsons Drinking Game ... |
614 |
13 |
0 |
2.1173 |
 |
Slogans |
Slogans That Never Quite Caught On
... |
577 |
12 |
0 |
2.0797 |
 |
Smart? |
Christmas Songs for the Intellectual. Can you figure them out? ... |
968 |
11 |
1 |
1.0331 |
 |
Smiles |
TO BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
... |
421 |
11 |
0 |
2.6128 |
 |
Soap |
Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred ... |
444 |
12 |
0 |
2.7027 |
 |
Soft or Hard |
An old man walked up to a young man and said ... |
1145 |
15 |
11 |
0.3493 |
 |
Steve Wright |
Steve Wright Quotes ... |
1052 |
15 |
0 |
1.4259 |
 |
Stopbits |
Would somebody please tell me what to do with my f ... |
368 |
9 |
0 |
2.4457 |
 |
Story |
I was sitting at the bar ... |
489 |
9 |
1 |
1.6360 |
 |
Stupid_people |
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just ... |
423 |
11 |
0 |
2.6005 |
 |
Stupid_test |
The IDIOT TEST
... |
1075 |
12 |
1 |
1.0233 |
 |
Suicide |
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the Amer ... |
437 |
12 |
0 |
2.7460 |
 |
Take the place |
An attorney telephoned the governor ... |
711 |
296 |
448 |
-21.3783 |
 |
Tech_diary |
Tech Support Diary!
... |
564 |
9 |
0 |
1.5957 |
 |
Tech_support |
Tech Support Guidelines
... |
361 |
9 |
0 |
2.4931 |
 |
Tell 'Em |
You Tell 'Em _____, You're _____ ... |
537 |
10 |
0 |
1.8622 |
 |
Terms |
Define Your Terms For Software Releases ... |
356 |
10 |
0 |
2.8090 |
 |
The_plan |
THE PLAN
... |
458 |
13 |
0 |
2.8384 |
 |
The_thinker |
It started out innocently enough. I began to thin ... |
591 |
12 |
0 |
2.0305 |
 |
Thus Spake |
Thus Spake Gates... ... |
641 |
13 |
0 |
2.0281 |
 |
Time |
To realize the value of ONE YEAR
... |
469 |
11 |
1 |
2.1322 |
 |
Titanic |
A Shorter, Harsher Titanic Script
... |
506 |
11 |
2 |
1.7787 |
 |
Toasters |
If IBM made toasters...
... |
442 |
12 |
1 |
2.4887 |
 |
Toddler |
Toddler Property Laws
... |
381 |
10 |
1 |
2.3622 |
 |
Toilet Warning |
A Sign for Your Washroom ... |
930 |
11 |
2 |
0.9677 |
 |
Train_tacks |
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between t ... |
406 |
12 |
0 |
2.9557 |
 |
Tree math |
Tree Math (ASCII Art Joke) ... |
455 |
15 |
0 |
3.2967 |
 |
True Love |
If You Love Someone... ... |
442 |
12 |
1 |
2.4887 |
 |
Virus |
foot-and-mouth disease cannot be spread by Microsoft's Outlook ... |
564 |
8 |
0 |
1.4184 |
 |
Warranty |
Warranty Card on Purchased Government Official[tm] ... |
560 |
10 |
0 |
1.7857 |
 |
Water FAQ |
This file is intended to answer typical questions about Water ... |
729 |
11 |
1 |
1.3717 |
 |
Wesly_crusher |
GETTING RID OF WESLEY ON STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENER ... |
558 |
11 |
0 |
1.9713 |
 |
Whos_on_first |
Who's On First ... |
412 |
12 |
0 |
2.9126 |
 |
Why |
Why? (some things to think about) ... |
439 |
10 |
0 |
2.2779 |
 |
Windows_source |
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code - Windows 98(tm)
... |
515 |
15 |
0 |
2.9126 |
 |
Wise teacher |
A wise teacher sends this note ... |
6188 |
608 |
395 |
3.4421 |
 |
Work Ethic |
I love my job, I love the pay. ... |
639 |
9 |
0 |
1.4085 |
 |
Worthy |
A Worthy Cause ... |
513 |
11 |
0 |
2.1442 |
 |
Zen |
ZEN AND THE ART OF SOFTWARE DOCUMENTATION
... |
364 |
9 |
0 |
2.4725 |
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