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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	2x3	Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in math ...	2175	39	4	1.6092
	Age	The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for ...	1910	20	5	0.7853
	Animals	One day the teacher decides to play an animal game ...	1672	25	1	1.4354
	Ants	Teacher: Let's take the example of the busy ant ...	10137	416	67	3.4428
	Backwards	Dirty Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming ...	1000	16	6	1.0000
	Bathroom	If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers ...	1639	13	4	0.5491
	Beans	A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word 'Beans' ...	1444	12	3	0.6233
	Beautiful	The teacher asked who could use the word 'Beautiful' ...	1521	18	0	1.1834
	Bigger	Children, what part of the human anatomy expands twelve times ...	1269	15	0	1.1820
	Birds	Little Johnny says: Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies? ...	947	9	1	0.8448
	Bison	The teacher spent an entire hour reading to her class about Bison ...	1168	13	0	1.1130
	Blackballs	There was a gradeschool class that had one particularly bad boy ...	1368	14	0	1.0234
	Blonde cover	A blonde walks into an appliance store ...	19553	1162	486	3.4573
	Bookie	A teacher asked her class what their fathers did for a living ...	906	9	2	0.7726
	Books	Very Puny Books and Authors ...	1849	13	2	0.5949
	Burnt	Morning Johnny, and why weren't you at school yesterday ...	1178	11	0	0.9338
	Cars	Little Johnny took his new chemistry set down to the basement ...	873	10	0	1.1455
	Chewing	Substitute Teacher: Are you chewing gum? ...	1146	13	1	1.0471
	Childbirth	Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth ...	4301	238	90	3.4411
	Condom (2)	The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her 11 year old ...	1287	14	0	1.0878
	Contagious	A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' ...	1080	9	0	0.8333
	Dime	There's a little fellow named Johnny who hangs out at the local ...	881	10	0	1.1351
	Ear	Little Johnny was participating in a spelling bee during class ...	1073	14	0	1.3048
	Economy	The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents ...	1017	14	0	1.3766
	Electricity	Teacher: What is usually used as a conductor of electricity? ...	823	14	0	1.7011
	Fascinate	The teacher asked the class to use the word fascinate ...	1064	16	0	1.5038
	Fascinate	A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word fascinate ...	1038	7	0	0.6744
	Frog	Little Johnny walks in late for class one morning. ...	949	13	0	1.3699
	Game	Little Johnny asks his mom, 'Mommy, can little girls have babies' ...	846	10	0	1.1820
	Giraffe	Dirty Johnny is walking down the street leading the giraffe ...	752	9	0	1.1968
	Good Home	After the dedication service of his baby brother in church ...	1045	118	83	3.3493
	Grade One	Johnny, what do you like to do when you're not in school? ...	910	12	0	1.3187
	Hearing	An elderly man had serious hearing problems ...	12623	371	94	2.1944
	Hell_be_quiet	A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend a ...	985	18	0	1.8274
	Horseback	Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle ...	767	10	0	1.3038
	Important	Teacher: Johnny, name one important thing we have 10 years ago ...	723	10	0	1.3831
	Impressions	The first grade concert is fast approaching and Johnny ...	929	12	0	1.2917
	Income	Teacher: Use 'income' in a sentence ...	796	10	0	1.2563
	Jaccobs Lotto	A man called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. ...	512	12	0	2.3438
	Jackson	Woody Allen and Soon Yi are getting ready to leave a tip ...	480	11	0	2.2917
	Jail Time	Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally ...	826	12	2	1.2107
	Jeeves	A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening ...	479	12	1	2.2965
	Jehovah Witnesses	How to get rid of Jehovah Witnesses: ...	545	14	3	2.0183
	Jello	During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife ...	498	10	0	2.0080
	Jericho	The new pastor of a rural church dropped into a Sunday-school ...	604	11	0	1.8212
	Jesus	The Pastor of a large Church was teaching Sunday School ...	917	14	0	1.5267
	Jewish Parrot	Moskowitz had bought a parrot and one morning found the bird ...	533	10	0	1.8762
	Job Interview	So tell me, Ms. Harris, asked the personnel director ...	525	10	1	1.7143
	John Jones	A lady called the newspaper and told them she wanted ...	2994	264	201	2.1042
	John Smith	John Smith happened to witness a minor holdup ...	453	9	0	1.9868
	Jonah	A little girl was observed by her pastor standing outside ...	490	12	0	2.4490
	Juice	Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory? ...	453	11	1	2.2075
	Jump Frog	There was this biologist who was doing experiments with frogs ...	488	15	0	3.0738
	Junkies	Two junkies are sitting by the side of the road ...	576	14	1	2.2569
	Jurer	Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror ...	882	16	1	1.7007
	Late	Little Johnny was late for class, and when he ...	838	13	0	1.5513
	Late	Teacher: Why are you late? ...	716	10	0	1.3966
	Lead	Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park ...	960	10	0	1.0417
	License	Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is ...	713	13	0	1.8233
	Lifesavers	A teacher was working with her pupils, trying to broaden their ...	800	11	0	1.3750
	Light	Little Johnny was at school learning about the four food groups ...	787	9	0	1.1436
	Lone Ranger	A teacher realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo ...	1001	9	1	0.7992
	Lost	Johnny: I've lost my cat ...	3863	150	17	3.4429
	Luck	Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married ...	674	8	0	1.1869
	Lying	Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate ...	7119	163	23	1.9666
	Married_names	If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono ...	1037	15	0	1.4465
	Masturbate	Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words ...	831	14	0	1.6847
	Most_wanted	Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field ...	737	15	0	2.0353
	Onions?	'What vegtable makes your eyes water?' ...	777	8	0	1.0296
	Pain	At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything ...	600	11	0	1.8333
	Pants	A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny ...	854	11	0	1.2881
	Peanut	Little Jenny comes home from playing at Johnny's house ...	688	9	0	1.3081
	Perhaps	I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' ...	770	9	0	1.1688
	Periods	Teacher asked the class to draw something that caused excitement ...	853	10	0	1.1723
	Pig Sounds	A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see how many ...	861	13	0	1.5099
	Pockets	A Sunday School teacher was teaching her class bout right & wrong ...	844	11	0	1.3033
	Poem	Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow ...	964	24	0	2.4896
	Prayers	A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny ...	703	13	0	1.8492
	Prussy	Now class, my name is Ms. Prussy ...	847	9	0	1.0626
	Quiet	Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" ...	885	11	0	1.2429
	Raisins	Little Johnny always gave his teacher raisins everyday ...	740	8	0	1.0811
	Rhymes	The 6th grade class was having a session of phrases that rhyme ...	724	10	0	1.3812
	Santa	A cop on horseback is at a traffic light ...	875	16	1	1.7143
	Scare	Little Johnny and Little Mary were walking home from school ...	702	8	0	1.1396
	Service	That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her ...	670	12	0	1.7910
	Slow Reader	Johnny: I know an author who took ten years to finish a book. ...	641	8	0	1.2480
	Smoking	A guy is walking down the street and sees Little Johnny smoking ...	716	14	0	1.9553
	Snatch	Little Johnny walks in on his Mom in the bathroom. ...	740	11	0	1.4865
	Sounds	The teacher asked Mary ...	769	8	0	1.0403
	Staff	Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging a loaf ...	646	9	0	1.3932
	Stupid	A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses ...	777	13	0	1.6731
	Sucks	Little Johnny kid is standing on the platform at the railway ...	759	10	0	1.3175
	Sunday School	Johnny was asked what he had learned in Sunday School ...	885	9	0	1.0169
	Tell Her	Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless ...	708	12	0	1.6949
	Test	Johnny is in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping ...	784	11	0	1.4031
	Toilet	Mommy, Mommy! Can I go to the toilet? ...	705	15	0	2.1277
	Unison	A Sunday School teacher said, Well now read a chapter in unison ...	903	18	0	1.9934
	Watch	Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy ...	852	12	0	1.4085
	What is sex?	An 8-year-old girl went to her dad ...	5230	238	58	3.4417
	Where?	You know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things? ...	1331	91	134	-3.2307
	Where?	Dad, where did I come from? ...	716	10	0	1.3966
	Whisky	A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class ...	746	10	0	1.3405
	Worms	A biology teacher wished to demonstrate ...	18525	1702	637	5.7490
	You ask him	A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. ...	7116	296	51	3.4429