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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	2x3	Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in math ...	1878	33	4	1.5442
	Age	The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for ...	1660	16	5	0.6627
	Animals	One day the teacher decides to play an animal game ...	1451	24	1	1.5851
	Ants	Teacher: Let's take the example of the busy ant ...	8629	407	66	3.9518
	Backwards	Dirty Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming ...	871	15	6	1.0333
	Bathroom	If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers ...	1428	12	3	0.6303
	Beans	A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word 'Beans' ...	1260	11	2	0.7143
	Beautiful	The teacher asked who could use the word 'Beautiful' ...	1323	17	0	1.2850
	Bigger	Children, what part of the human anatomy expands twelve times ...	1061	14	0	1.3195
	Birds	Little Johnny says: Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies? ...	866	9	1	0.9238
	Bison	The teacher spent an entire hour reading to her class about Bison ...	1023	13	0	1.2708
	Blackballs	There was a gradeschool class that had one particularly bad boy ...	1202	14	0	1.1647
	Blonde cover	A blonde walks into an appliance store ...	14264	1108	472	4.4588
	Bookie	A teacher asked her class what their fathers did for a living ...	826	9	2	0.8475
	Books	Very Puny Books and Authors ...	1649	13	2	0.6671
	Burnt	Morning Johnny, and why weren't you at school yesterday ...	1046	11	0	1.0516
	Cars	Little Johnny took his new chemistry set down to the basement ...	798	10	0	1.2531
	Chewing	Substitute Teacher: Are you chewing gum? ...	1019	12	1	1.0795
	Childbirth	Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth ...	3644	232	88	3.9517
	Condom (2)	The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her 11 year old ...	1130	14	0	1.2389
	Contagious	A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' ...	958	9	0	0.9395
	Dime	There's a little fellow named Johnny who hangs out at the local ...	798	10	0	1.2531
	Ear	Little Johnny was participating in a spelling bee during class ...	956	14	0	1.4644
	Economy	The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents ...	902	14	0	1.5521
	Electricity	Teacher: What is usually used as a conductor of electricity? ...	749	14	0	1.8692
	Fascinate	The teacher asked the class to use the word fascinate ...	946	16	0	1.6913
	Fascinate	A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word fascinate ...	938	7	0	0.7463
	Frog	Little Johnny walks in late for class one morning. ...	848	13	0	1.5330
	Game	Little Johnny asks his mom, 'Mommy, can little girls have babies' ...	771	10	0	1.2970
	Giraffe	Dirty Johnny is walking down the street leading the giraffe ...	677	9	0	1.3294
	Good Home	After the dedication service of his baby brother in church ...	887	117	82	3.9459
	Grade One	Johnny, what do you like to do when you're not in school? ...	817	12	0	1.4688
	Hearing	An elderly man had serious hearing problems ...	12501	371	94	2.2158
	Hell_be_quiet	A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend a ...	900	18	0	2.0000
	Horseback	Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle ...	693	10	0	1.4430
	Important	Teacher: Johnny, name one important thing we have 10 years ago ...	655	10	0	1.5267
	Impressions	The first grade concert is fast approaching and Johnny ...	822	12	0	1.4599
	Income	Teacher: Use 'income' in a sentence ...	730	10	0	1.3699
	Jaccobs Lotto	A man called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. ...	447	12	0	2.6846
	Jackson	Woody Allen and Soon Yi are getting ready to leave a tip ...	423	11	0	2.6005
	Jail Time	Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally ...	753	12	2	1.3280
	Jeeves	A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening ...	424	12	1	2.5943
	Jehovah Witnesses	How to get rid of Jehovah Witnesses: ...	483	14	3	2.2774
	Jello	During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife ...	438	10	0	2.2831
	Jericho	The new pastor of a rural church dropped into a Sunday-school ...	517	10	0	1.9342
	Jesus	The Pastor of a large Church was teaching Sunday School ...	827	14	0	1.6929
	Jewish Parrot	Moskowitz had bought a parrot and one morning found the bird ...	474	10	0	2.1097
	Job Interview	So tell me, Ms. Harris, asked the personnel director ...	462	10	1	1.9481
	John Jones	A lady called the newspaper and told them she wanted ...	2931	264	201	2.1494
	John Smith	John Smith happened to witness a minor holdup ...	394	9	0	2.2843
	Jonah	A little girl was observed by her pastor standing outside ...	423	12	0	2.8369
	Juice	Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory? ...	393	11	1	2.5445
	Jump Frog	There was this biologist who was doing experiments with frogs ...	431	15	0	3.4803
	Junkies	Two junkies are sitting by the side of the road ...	512	14	1	2.5391
	Jurer	Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror ...	740	16	1	2.0270
	Late	Little Johnny was late for class, and when he ...	750	13	0	1.7333
	Late	Teacher: Why are you late? ...	651	10	0	1.5361
	Lead	Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park ...	828	10	0	1.2077
	License	Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is ...	650	13	0	2.0000
	Lifesavers	A teacher was working with her pupils, trying to broaden their ...	713	11	0	1.5428
	Light	Little Johnny was at school learning about the four food groups ...	695	9	0	1.2950
	Lone Ranger	A teacher realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo ...	908	9	1	0.8811
	Lost	Johnny: I've lost my cat ...	3367	148	15	3.9501
	Luck	Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married ...	612	8	0	1.3072
	Lying	Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate ...	7035	163	23	1.9900
	Married_names	If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono ...	903	15	0	1.6611
	Masturbate	Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words ...	772	14	0	1.8135
	Most_wanted	Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field ...	649	15	0	2.3112
	Onions?	'What vegtable makes your eyes water?' ...	690	8	0	1.1594
	Pain	At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything ...	525	11	0	2.0952
	Pants	A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny ...	763	11	0	1.4417
	Peanut	Little Jenny comes home from playing at Johnny's house ...	627	9	0	1.4354
	Perhaps	I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' ...	678	9	0	1.3274
	Periods	Teacher asked the class to draw something that caused excitement ...	754	10	0	1.3263
	Pig Sounds	A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see how many ...	775	13	0	1.6774
	Pockets	A Sunday School teacher was teaching her class bout right & wrong ...	739	11	0	1.4885
	Poem	Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow ...	876	24	0	2.7397
	Prayers	A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny ...	637	13	0	2.0408
	Prussy	Now class, my name is Ms. Prussy ...	764	9	0	1.1780
	Quiet	Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" ...	796	11	0	1.3819
	Raisins	Little Johnny always gave his teacher raisins everyday ...	668	8	0	1.1976
	Rhymes	The 6th grade class was having a session of phrases that rhyme ...	644	9	0	1.3975
	Santa	A cop on horseback is at a traffic light ...	795	16	1	1.8868
	Scare	Little Johnny and Little Mary were walking home from school ...	637	8	0	1.2559
	Service	That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her ...	611	12	0	1.9640
	Slow Reader	Johnny: I know an author who took ten years to finish a book. ...	579	8	0	1.3817
	Smoking	A guy is walking down the street and sees Little Johnny smoking ...	652	14	0	2.1472
	Snatch	Little Johnny walks in on his Mom in the bathroom. ...	675	11	0	1.6296
	Sounds	The teacher asked Mary ...	680	8	0	1.1765
	Staff	Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging a loaf ...	586	9	0	1.5358
	Stupid	A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses ...	697	13	0	1.8651
	Sucks	Little Johnny kid is standing on the platform at the railway ...	686	10	0	1.4577
	Sunday School	Johnny was asked what he had learned in Sunday School ...	787	9	0	1.1436
	Tell Her	Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless ...	652	12	0	1.8405
	Test	Johnny is in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping ...	695	11	0	1.5827
	Toilet	Mommy, Mommy! Can I go to the toilet? ...	626	15	0	2.3962
	Unison	A Sunday School teacher said, Well now read a chapter in unison ...	804	18	0	2.2388
	Watch	Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy ...	775	12	0	1.5484
	What is sex?	An 8-year-old girl went to her dad ...	4428	232	57	3.9521
	Where?	You know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things? ...	1237	91	134	-3.4762
	Where?	Dad, where did I come from? ...	642	10	0	1.5576
	Whisky	A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class ...	688	10	0	1.4535
	Worms	A biology teacher wished to demonstrate ...	11857	1084	409	5.6928
	You ask him	A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. ...	6098	292	51	3.9521