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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	2nd Date	What do gay men do on a 2nd date ...	12366	110	33	0.6227
	2nd Date	What does a lesbian bring on a second date ...	10647	49	9	0.3757
	2nd Date	What does a bisexual bring on a second date? ...	7387	61	6	0.7446
	3 Things	What 3 things do some cross-dressers like? ...	5896	39	4	0.5936
	Agenda	The Homosexual Agenda (long) ...	6116	69	5	1.0464
	Apostles	If The Apostles Had Been Gay... ...	3116	31	1	0.9628
	Bad Date	After being with her all evening ...	1142	80	35	3.9405
	Bad Food	The closeted homosexual finally decides to confess ...	2876	40	2	1.3213
	Bar	A twink who was opening a new bar was consulting his lawyer ...	2609	28	4	0.9199
	Be Prepared	The mother was concerned that her daughter was sex ...	2940	29	2	0.9184
	Beach	Two gay men are beach walking, holding hands when ...	2783	27	2	0.8983
	Bi German	What did the bisexual German woman do? ...	2782	24	1	0.8267
	Bi Pride	Last year I watched a bisexual pride parade. ...	2804	85	1	2.9957
	Bi Sex	A bisexual man has filled in a questionaire ...	4132	46	0	1.1133
	Big Ben	Why was the gay man disappointed with his trip to ...	2286	33	0	1.4436
	Bike	What would you call a motorcyclist that swings both ways? ...	2749	109	236	-4.6199
	Blonde	A blonde pulls up to the booth of a wildlife drive-through park ...	704	75	63	1.7045
	Blonde Paint Job	A blonde teenager ...	1192	28	0	2.3490
	Blow Job	A man with a big smile on his face walks into a bar ...	3203	31	0	0.9678
	Bouncer	What do you call the bouncer at a gay bar? ...	2502	24	0	0.9592
	Break in	The police department received a call at 1A.M ...	1937	25	1	1.2390
	Break Up	The young gay man came running downstairs, crying. ...	2003	20	0	0.9985
	Bungee	What do a bungee jumper and a gay man have in comm ...	1890	20	0	1.0582
	Cabin	Hear about the lesbian couple who built an cabin? ...	2593	19	0	0.7327
	Canoe	What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ...	2554	25	0	0.9789
	Cartoons	The Rev. Jerry Falwell has stepped in to clean up children's TV ...	1768	17	2	0.8484
	Catholic	Hear about the gay Catholic? ...	2290	26	0	1.1354
	Church	How can you tell you've just walked into a gay church? ...	2051	25	0	1.2189
	Cowboy	A Wyoming cowboy gets off a plane in L.A. ...	1750	22	0	1.2571
	Crude	A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers: ...	1752	24	0	1.3699
	Dandruff	A gay man goes to the counter of a drug store and ...	1719	19	0	1.1053
	Dentist	The gay man had come to have a tooth extracted. ...	1983	23	0	1.1599
	Dinosaur	What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? ...	2505	91	70	0.8383
	Dinosaur	What so you call a gay dinosaur? ...	1608	47	0	2.9229
	DMA	Top Ten Anagrams for 'Defense of Marriage Act' ...	1515	19	0	1.2541
	Donut	Two lesbians are walking down the street ...	2541	27	0	1.0626
	Electron	Did you hear about the homosexual electron? ...	1500	24	0	1.6000
	Eskimo	What do you call a lesbian eskimo? ...	2472	24	0	0.9709
	Fat Fingers	What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? ...	1230	28	0	2.2764
	Football	What do you call two straight guys and a gay? ...	1990	20	0	1.0050
	Frank	Two old maids decide to live together ...	1733	24	0	1.3849
	Frog	What did one lesbian frog say to the other? ...	2347	20	0	0.8522
	Gas Bar	What did the lesbian gas station attendant say ...	2262	19	0	0.8400
	Gay judge	What happens when two gay judges get together? ...	1606	19	0	1.1831
	Gay List	You Know You're A Gay Man If ...	2221	24	0	1.0806
	Gay rights	How many gay rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? ...	1975	26	1	1.2658
	Gay sitcom	Hear about the new gay sitcom? ...	1668	20	0	1.1990
	Gay?	An employee for USAir, who happened to have the last name of GAY ...	1748	33	0	1.8879
	Gays	How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...	2247	33	2	1.3796
	Godmother	Do you have a fairy godmother? ...	1649	20	0	1.2129
	Grafitti	Written above a urinal: ...	1781	22	0	1.2353
	Grafitti (2)	I saw this on a washroom wall at a truck stop ...	1615	18	0	1.1146
	Hetero	The Top Ten Things Heterosexuals Need To Know ...	1774	15	0	0.8455
	Hobo	What is the difference between a hobo and a gay man? ...	1677	19	0	1.1330
	Hurt	Two Homosexuals decide to go to the carnival. ...	951	58	28	3.1546
	Hymms	The church service was under way ...	1343	24	0	1.7870
	Icandoit	Somebody said that it couldn't be done- ...	388	11	0	2.8351
	Ice Fishing	There were two old boys who love to fish ...	2179	264	178	3.9468
	Identify	A guy is cutting down a tree with a chainsaw while his friend ...	364	11	0	3.0220
	Identity	The somewhat dumb but pretty girl in the bank stoo ...	736	94	65	3.9402
	Ill_wind	This is the story of a fellow that spent the early part of ...	397	11	0	2.7708
	Impotence	Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feeling ...	412	13	0	3.1553
	Impotent	What's the definition of an Impotent Loser? ...	351	10	0	2.8490
	Impressions	In 1820 the branding iron was invented. ...	346	9	0	2.6012
	Impressions	A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup ...	1613	23	0	1.4259
	Improper_thoughts	Psychiatrist to patient on couch: "Are you ever bo ...	340	9	0	2.6471
	Im_pregnant	Her young bosom heaving in chagrin, Susan confesse ...	445	10	2	1.7978
	Im_sick	A man phones work on Monday morning: ...	558	20	2	3.2258
	Indian_cook	A new chef from India was fired a week after start ...	383	12	2	2.6110
	Inferior	A young husband with an inferiorty complex insiste ...	391	13	0	3.3248
	Inflation	One day a man is driving down the road on an inter ...	397	12	0	3.0227
	Inflight_talk	Occasionally airline attendants make an effort to ...	480	10	0	2.0833
	Info Highway	What is the Information Superhighway? ...	496	11	0	2.2177
	Inherit	Roger Winslow was very thin because he was so afra ...	538	13	0	2.4164
	Insanity	Does he suffer from insanity? ...	354	9	0	2.5424
	Insect	What's the last thing that goes through an insect' ...	339	10	0	2.9499
	Insecticide	A West Virginia chemical company will open a $15 m ...	423	10	0	2.3641
	Insects	Hygiene Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caus ...	826	131	126	0.6053
	Insertion	Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate th ...	417	12	0	2.8777
	Insnstv	What's the most insensitive part of the penis? ...	455	15	0	3.2967
	Insomnia	A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. ...	6962	291	16	3.9500
	Instant_win_airbag	GM INTRODUCES NEW INSTANT-WIN AIRBAGS - DETROIT ...	372	11	0	2.9570
	Instructions	Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 ...	472	14	0	2.9661
	Instructions	Pilot to tower... pilot to tower... I am 300 miles from land... ...	368	12	0	3.2609
	Intelligence	Two construction workers were in the field on an e ...	377	9	0	2.3873
	Interest	One day a young man went to a pharmacy and asked t ...	385	13	0	3.3766
	Intermission	Jill: What are you doing at the mall, Bill? I thou ...	386	10	0	2.5907
	Interstate	An old man was driving down the interestate at 22 ...	379	13	0	3.4301
	Interview	An executive was interviewing a young woman ...	877	71	75	-0.4561
	Inuit	...	339	9	0	2.6549
	Invent2	The realm of King Arthur was sorely beset by the e ...	341	11	0	3.2258
	Inventr	He was an inventor of note. He created a big shoe ...	309	8	0	2.5890
	Investigation	When the FBI arrested the head of a Mafia family, ...	372	13	0	3.4946
	Invisible Man	The receptionist tells the doctor ...	363	10	0	2.7548
	Invisible Man	An invisible man marries an invisible woman ...	1733	46	35	0.6347
	In_a_hurry	A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive 30- ...	379	13	0	3.4301
	In_love	I just read in the UPI newswire for 8/9/93 that a ...	392	13	1	3.0612
	In_my_day	There were three generations of prostitutes, a gra ...	384	11	0	2.8646
	In_my_days	In my day, we didn't have hand-held calculators. ...	365	12	0	3.2877
	In_my_hand	A crazy guy walks up to his friend with his hands ...	343	9	0	2.6239
	In_the_army	You're In The Army Now... So Please Remember: ...	445	16	0	3.5955
	In_tune	A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. ...	347	9	0	2.5937
	Irish	What do you call an Irishman who steals your drink ...	379	12	0	3.1662
	Irish lesbian	What do you call an Irish lesbian? ...	2648	20	0	0.7553
	Irish_nun	There was this Irish nun sitting on the curb, sipp ...	452	10	0	2.2124
	Irs2	A businessman on his deathbed called his friend an ...	355	11	0	3.0986
	Its_free	The boss came early in the morning one day and fou ...	534	12	0	2.2472
	Its_yours	All afternoon a real estate agent had been showing ...	392	11	0	2.8061
	Ivanhoe	Two teachers are talking in the hallway. ...	486	11	0	2.2634
	I_is	Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with " ...	355	9	0	2.5352
	Jail Time	An elderly couple had been shopping at a grocery store ...	2533	158	58	3.9479
	Judge	Did you hear about the two homosexual judges? ...	1230	21	0	1.7073
	Khartoum	Once a young gay from Khartoum ...	1321	18	0	1.3626
	Lawyers	Did you hear about the 2 gay lawyers? ...	1552	18	0	1.1598
	Lesbian	All over the world lesbians fight for getting the same rights ...	2399	21	0	0.8754
	Lesbianese	A man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks ...	1887	23	0	1.2189
	Lesbians	How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...	2689	21	1	0.7438
	Letter	Did you hear about the homosexual letter? ...	1442	18	1	1.1789
	Letter 'D'	Letter 'D' Pulls Sponsership from Sesame Street ...	1399	16	1	1.0722
	LifeSaver	Two elderly gay men, John and Curtis were visiting each other ...	1271	17	0	1.3375
	Little queer	Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said ...	1664	22	1	1.2620
	Masochist	What's a gay masochist? ...	1424	19	0	1.3343
	Minors	A lesbian walks into a whorehouse and says 'I want ...	2031	15	0	0.7386
	Mugging	Did you hear about the three gays in San Francisco ...	1282	21	0	1.6381
	Navy	Two Gays are standing on a bridge watching ships p ...	1464	18	0	1.2295
	New Gay	How did the gay guy feel when he first found out that he was gay? ...	1731	25	0	1.4443
	News	I went to the doctor for a checkup ...	1324	22	0	1.6616
	Oral Sex	When you say 'Homosexual oral-genital copulation' ...	2066	22	0	1.0649
	Organ	Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an ...	2526	55	161	-4.1964
	Password	What is a gay guys password to an X-rated internet ...	1705	28	0	1.6422
	Penis Size	What do you call a gay man with a big penis? ...	2193	21	0	0.9576
	Percentages	Did you know that 70% of the gay population where ...	1437	20	0	1.3918
	Pink Panther	Why are male prostitutes like Inspector Clousseau? ...	1359	23	0	1.6924
	Politics of equality	Two farmers were discussing politics ...	935	466	655	-20.2139
	Prancer	Christmas may be a little late this year if Santa ...	1431	17	1	1.1181
	Priest	A priest and a minister walked into a gay bar ...	1419	24	0	1.6913
	Prison Talk	What do prisoners use to call each other? ...	3671	159	14	3.9499
	Private Confidence	All you idiots, fall out! ...	1875	108	34	3.9467
	Queen	The Queen (on a royal visit to the USA) is introduced ...	1324	22	0	1.6616
	Queer	Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said ...	1440	25	0	1.7361
	Quickies	Quickies (bumper stickers and badges) ...	1782	17	0	0.9540
	Quote	If homosexuality is a disease ...	1733	21	0	1.2118
	Redneck Bluebook	You might be a redneck if ...	569	215	516	-52.8998
	Rodeo	What's the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? ...	1481	22	0	1.4855
	Rooster	An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster ...	1271	23	0	1.8096
	San Francisco	Why don't blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco ...	1676	23	0	1.3723
	Scotsman	Names for gay Scotsmen ...	1411	23	0	1.6300
	Screwing	A guy sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head ...	1543	25	0	1.6202
	Sex pills	A gay man goes to the doctor and complains that his husband ...	1767	31	1	1.6978
	Sissy	Mommy, one of the kids at school called me a sissy. ...	1756	19	0	1.0820
	Stick Up	Three men armed with shotguns stormed into a late-night diner. ...	1334	20	0	1.4993
	Survey	Hetersexual Survey ...	3912	86	1	2.1728
	Swifty	I'm not sure if I'm a homosexual ...	1655	25	0	1.5106
	Swingers	Two couples went on a vacation together ...	3868	64	0	1.6546
	The Patch	A gay guy walks into the doctors office. He takes ...	1463	19	0	1.2987
	Triscut	What's the difference between a lesbian and a Triscut ...	1847	23	1	1.1911
	Twins	How can you tell if two lesbians are twins? ...	2293	17	0	0.7414
	Well Hung	The guy says, before we go any further ...	1955	20	1	0.9719
	Whose done better?	My wife and I were comparing notes the other day ...	1900	127	52	3.9474
	Wife	A guy walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone ...	4353	51	1	1.1486