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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	2nd Date	What do gay men do on a 2nd date ...	12454	110	33	0.6183
	2nd Date	What does a lesbian bring on a second date ...	10719	49	9	0.3732
	2nd Date	What does a bisexual bring on a second date? ...	7455	61	6	0.7378
	3 Things	What 3 things do some cross-dressers like? ...	5958	39	4	0.5874
	Agenda	The Homosexual Agenda (long) ...	6189	69	5	1.0341
	Apostles	If The Apostles Had Been Gay... ...	3182	31	1	0.9428
	Bad Date	After being with her all evening ...	1279	80	36	3.4402
	Bad Food	The closeted homosexual finally decides to confess ...	2944	40	2	1.2908
	Bar	A twink who was opening a new bar was consulting his lawyer ...	2734	28	5	0.8413
	Be Prepared	The mother was concerned that her daughter was sex ...	3004	29	2	0.8988
	Beach	Two gay men are beach walking, holding hands when ...	2849	27	2	0.8775
	Bi German	What did the bisexual German woman do? ...	2836	24	1	0.8110
	Bi Pride	Last year I watched a bisexual pride parade. ...	2895	85	1	2.9016
	Bi Sex	A bisexual man has filled in a questionaire ...	4185	46	0	1.0992
	Big Ben	Why was the gay man disappointed with his trip to ...	2334	33	0	1.4139
	Bike	What would you call a motorcyclist that swings both ways? ...	2796	109	236	-4.5422
	Blonde	A blonde pulls up to the booth of a wildlife drive-through park ...	759	75	63	1.5810
	Blonde Paint Job	A blonde teenager ...	1405	30	0	2.1352
	Blow Job	A man with a big smile on his face walks into a bar ...	3263	31	0	0.9500
	Bouncer	What do you call the bouncer at a gay bar? ...	2561	24	0	0.9371
	Break in	The police department received a call at 1A.M ...	1992	25	1	1.2048
	Break Up	The young gay man came running downstairs, crying. ...	2055	20	0	0.9732
	Bungee	What do a bungee jumper and a gay man have in comm ...	1939	20	0	1.0315
	Cabin	Hear about the lesbian couple who built an cabin? ...	2640	19	0	0.7197
	Canoe	What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ...	2607	25	0	0.9590
	Cartoons	The Rev. Jerry Falwell has stepped in to clean up children's TV ...	1836	17	2	0.8170
	Catholic	Hear about the gay Catholic? ...	2339	26	0	1.1116
	Church	How can you tell you've just walked into a gay church? ...	2102	25	0	1.1893
	Cowboy	A Wyoming cowboy gets off a plane in L.A. ...	1811	22	0	1.2148
	Crude	A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers: ...	1797	24	0	1.3356
	Dandruff	A gay man goes to the counter of a drug store and ...	1765	19	0	1.0765
	Dentist	The gay man had come to have a tooth extracted. ...	2088	24	0	1.1494
	Dinosaur	What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? ...	2562	91	70	0.8197
	Dinosaur	What so you call a gay dinosaur? ...	1664	47	0	2.8245
	DMA	Top Ten Anagrams for 'Defense of Marriage Act' ...	1563	19	0	1.2156
	Donut	Two lesbians are walking down the street ...	2592	27	0	1.0417
	Electron	Did you hear about the homosexual electron? ...	1542	24	0	1.5564
	Eskimo	What do you call a lesbian eskimo? ...	2520	24	0	0.9524
	Fat Fingers	What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? ...	1274	28	0	2.1978
	Football	What do you call two straight guys and a gay? ...	2041	20	0	0.9799
	Frank	Two old maids decide to live together ...	1778	24	0	1.3498
	Frog	What did one lesbian frog say to the other? ...	2394	20	0	0.8354
	Gas Bar	What did the lesbian gas station attendant say ...	2309	19	0	0.8229
	Gay judge	What happens when two gay judges get together? ...	1652	19	0	1.1501
	Gay List	You Know You're A Gay Man If ...	2287	24	0	1.0494
	Gay rights	How many gay rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? ...	2037	26	1	1.2273
	Gay sitcom	Hear about the new gay sitcom? ...	1715	20	0	1.1662
	Gay?	An employee for USAir, who happened to have the last name of GAY ...	1797	33	0	1.8364
	Gays	How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...	2326	33	2	1.3328
	Godmother	Do you have a fairy godmother? ...	1704	20	0	1.1737
	Grafitti	Written above a urinal: ...	1828	22	0	1.2035
	Grafitti (2)	I saw this on a washroom wall at a truck stop ...	1667	18	0	1.0798
	Hetero	The Top Ten Things Heterosexuals Need To Know ...	1818	15	0	0.8251
	Hobo	What is the difference between a hobo and a gay man? ...	1734	19	0	1.0957
	Hurt	Two Homosexuals decide to go to the carnival. ...	1031	58	28	2.9098
	Hymms	The church service was under way ...	1396	24	0	1.7192
	Icandoit	Somebody said that it couldn't be done- ...	446	11	0	2.4664
	Ice Fishing	There were two old boys who love to fish ...	2592	268	179	3.4336
	Identify	A guy is cutting down a tree with a chainsaw while his friend ...	411	11	0	2.6764
	Identity	The somewhat dumb but pretty girl in the bank stoo ...	844	94	65	3.4360
	Ill_wind	This is the story of a fellow that spent the early part of ...	446	11	0	2.4664
	Impotence	Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feeling ...	460	13	0	2.8261
	Impotent	What's the definition of an Impotent Loser? ...	397	10	0	2.5189
	Impressions	In 1820 the branding iron was invented. ...	394	9	0	2.2843
	Impressions	A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup ...	1655	23	0	1.3897
	Improper_thoughts	Psychiatrist to patient on couch: "Are you ever bo ...	383	9	0	2.3499
	Im_pregnant	Her young bosom heaving in chagrin, Susan confesse ...	516	10	2	1.5504
	Im_sick	A man phones work on Monday morning: ...	605	20	2	2.9752
	Indian_cook	A new chef from India was fired a week after start ...	433	12	2	2.3095
	Inferior	A young husband with an inferiorty complex insiste ...	432	13	0	3.0093
	Inflation	One day a man is driving down the road on an inter ...	456	12	0	2.6316
	Inflight_talk	Occasionally airline attendants make an effort to ...	543	10	0	1.8416
	Info Highway	What is the Information Superhighway? ...	554	11	0	1.9856
	Inherit	Roger Winslow was very thin because he was so afra ...	583	13	0	2.2298
	Insanity	Does he suffer from insanity? ...	394	9	0	2.2843
	Insect	What's the last thing that goes through an insect' ...	391	10	0	2.5575
	Insecticide	A West Virginia chemical company will open a $15 m ...	475	10	0	2.1053
	Insects	Hygiene Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caus ...	906	131	126	0.5519
	Insertion	Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate th ...	478	12	0	2.5105
	Insnstv	What's the most insensitive part of the penis? ...	511	15	0	2.9354
	Insomnia	A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. ...	7958	293	19	3.4431
	Instant_win_airbag	GM INTRODUCES NEW INSTANT-WIN AIRBAGS - DETROIT ...	414	11	0	2.6570
	Instructions	Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 ...	545	14	0	2.5688
	Instructions	Pilot to tower... pilot to tower... I am 300 miles from land... ...	416	12	0	2.8846
	Intelligence	Two construction workers were in the field on an e ...	432	9	0	2.0833
	Interest	One day a young man went to a pharmacy and asked t ...	431	13	0	3.0162
	Intermission	Jill: What are you doing at the mall, Bill? I thou ...	429	10	0	2.3310
	Interstate	An old man was driving down the interestate at 22 ...	426	13	0	3.0516
	Interview	An executive was interviewing a young woman ...	921	71	75	-0.4343
	Inuit	...	384	9	0	2.3438
	Invent2	The realm of King Arthur was sorely beset by the e ...	392	11	0	2.8061
	Inventr	He was an inventor of note. He created a big shoe ...	359	8	0	2.2284
	Investigation	When the FBI arrested the head of a Mafia family, ...	419	13	0	3.1026
	Invisible Man	The receptionist tells the doctor ...	405	10	0	2.4691
	Invisible Man	An invisible man marries an invisible woman ...	1782	46	35	0.6173
	In_a_hurry	A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive 30- ...	426	13	0	3.0516
	In_love	I just read in the UPI newswire for 8/9/93 that a ...	443	13	1	2.7088
	In_my_day	There were three generations of prostitutes, a gra ...	432	11	0	2.5463
	In_my_days	In my day, we didn't have hand-held calculators. ...	411	12	0	2.9197
	In_my_hand	A crazy guy walks up to his friend with his hands ...	389	9	0	2.3136
	In_the_army	You're In The Army Now... So Please Remember: ...	499	16	0	3.2064
	In_tune	A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. ...	396	9	0	2.2727
	Irish	What do you call an Irishman who steals your drink ...	425	12	0	2.8235
	Irish lesbian	What do you call an Irish lesbian? ...	2694	20	0	0.7424
	Irish_nun	There was this Irish nun sitting on the curb, sipp ...	498	10	0	2.0080
	Irs2	A businessman on his deathbed called his friend an ...	407	11	0	2.7027
	Its_free	The boss came early in the morning one day and fou ...	645	13	0	2.0155
	Its_yours	All afternoon a real estate agent had been showing ...	441	11	0	2.4943
	Ivanhoe	Two teachers are talking in the hallway. ...	561	11	0	1.9608
	I_is	Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with " ...	412	9	0	2.1845
	Jail Time	An elderly couple had been shopping at a grocery store ...	2965	160	58	3.4401
	Judge	Did you hear about the two homosexual judges? ...	1277	21	0	1.6445
	Khartoum	Once a young gay from Khartoum ...	1373	18	0	1.3110
	Lawyers	Did you hear about the 2 gay lawyers? ...	1620	18	0	1.1111
	Lesbian	All over the world lesbians fight for getting the same rights ...	2445	21	0	0.8589
	Lesbianese	A man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks ...	1938	23	0	1.1868
	Lesbians	How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...	2753	21	1	0.7265
	Letter	Did you hear about the homosexual letter? ...	1488	18	1	1.1425
	Letter 'D'	Letter 'D' Pulls Sponsership from Sesame Street ...	1451	16	1	1.0338
	LifeSaver	Two elderly gay men, John and Curtis were visiting each other ...	1325	17	0	1.2830
	Little queer	Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said ...	1735	22	1	1.2104
	Masochist	What's a gay masochist? ...	1474	19	0	1.2890
	Minors	A lesbian walks into a whorehouse and says 'I want ...	2075	15	0	0.7229
	Mugging	Did you hear about the three gays in San Francisco ...	1335	21	0	1.5730
	Navy	Two Gays are standing on a bridge watching ships p ...	1510	18	0	1.1921
	New Gay	How did the gay guy feel when he first found out that he was gay? ...	1784	25	0	1.4013
	News	I went to the doctor for a checkup ...	1363	22	0	1.6141
	Oral Sex	When you say 'Homosexual oral-genital copulation' ...	2114	22	0	1.0407
	Organ	Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an ...	2574	55	161	-4.1181
	Password	What is a gay guys password to an X-rated internet ...	1776	28	0	1.5766
	Penis Size	What do you call a gay man with a big penis? ...	2248	21	0	0.9342
	Percentages	Did you know that 70% of the gay population where ...	1487	20	0	1.3450
	Pink Panther	Why are male prostitutes like Inspector Clousseau? ...	1410	23	0	1.6312
	Politics of equality	Two farmers were discussing politics ...	987	466	655	-19.1489
	Prancer	Christmas may be a little late this year if Santa ...	1502	17	1	1.0652
	Priest	A priest and a minister walked into a gay bar ...	1471	24	0	1.6315
	Prison Talk	What do prisoners use to call each other? ...	4241	161	15	3.4426
	Private Confidence	All you idiots, fall out! ...	2098	108	36	3.4318
	Queen	The Queen (on a royal visit to the USA) is introduced ...	1378	22	0	1.5965
	Queer	Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said ...	1503	25	0	1.6633
	Quickies	Quickies (bumper stickers and badges) ...	1855	17	0	0.9164
	Quote	If homosexuality is a disease ...	1783	21	0	1.1778
	Redneck Bluebook	You might be a redneck if ...	643	448	1100	-101.3997
	Rodeo	What's the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? ...	1540	22	0	1.4286
	Rooster	An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster ...	1327	23	0	1.7332
	San Francisco	Why don't blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco ...	1732	23	0	1.3279
	Scotsman	Names for gay Scotsmen ...	1457	23	0	1.5786
	Screwing	A guy sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head ...	1594	25	0	1.5684
	Sex pills	A gay man goes to the doctor and complains that his husband ...	1826	31	1	1.6429
	Sissy	Mommy, one of the kids at school called me a sissy. ...	1806	19	0	1.0520
	Stick Up	Three men armed with shotguns stormed into a late-night diner. ...	1392	20	0	1.4368
	Survey	Hetersexual Survey ...	4008	86	1	2.1208
	Swifty	I'm not sure if I'm a homosexual ...	1703	25	0	1.4680
	Swingers	Two couples went on a vacation together ...	3972	64	0	1.6113
	The Patch	A gay guy walks into the doctors office. He takes ...	1510	19	0	1.2583
	Triscut	What's the difference between a lesbian and a Triscut ...	1910	23	1	1.1518
	Twins	How can you tell if two lesbians are twins? ...	2348	17	0	0.7240
	Well Hung	The guy says, before we go any further ...	2007	20	1	0.9467
	Whose done better?	My wife and I were comparing notes the other day ...	2169	127	53	3.4117
	Wife	A guy walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone ...	4410	51	1	1.1338