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$64,000 $64,000 Jane was a first time contestant on the $65000 Question quiz show ... 1558 36 4 2.0539
2 Spliffs 2 Spliffs What do you call a bud smoker with two spliffs? ... 1884 19 0 1.0085
4:21 4:21 What do you call someone who smokes up every day at 4:21? ... 1845 13 0 0.7046
Babtist Hell Babtist Hell This guy dies and goes to hell. Once he gets to the gates ... 1097 13 8 0.4558
Bad Dog Bad Dog A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar ... 1768 17 5 0.6787
Bathtub Bathtub How many hippies can you fit into a bathtub? ... 2470 12 1 0.4453
Bathtub Bathtub Two hippies were waiting at the bus stop along with a nun ... 4706 174 12 3.4424
Blasted Blasted Three hippies are sitting around smoking a joint. ... 1815 12 0 0.6612
Blind Dates Blind Dates 55 Ways to get Rid of Blind Dates ... 770 15 0 1.9481
Blond137 Blond137 A brunette walks into a bar - ask the bartender fo ... 1161 12 1 0.9475
Blonde Paint Job Blonde Paint Job A blonde teenager ... 1405 30 0 2.1352
Borrowed_money Borrowed_money A guy goes over to his friend`s house, rings the b ... 670 9 0 1.3433
Broken Up Broken Up How do you know when a Deadhead has broken up with his girlfriend ... 1558 11 0 0.7060
Bulb Bulb How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... 1339 10 0 0.7468
Bull Bull At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells anothe ... 611 9 1 1.3093
Cab fare Cab fare One dismal rainy night in London, a taxi driver spotted ... 851 16 0 1.8801
Chevy Chevy Tired of asking the same old questions of the day' ... 534 8 0 1.4981
Chickens Chickens Two West Virginians are walking ... 1052 87 59 2.6616
Chknfrog Chknfrog A chicken walked into a bookshop, up to the counte ... 526 6 0 1.1407
Coast_clearing Coast_clearing A man's business trip is cancelled and he is at ho ... 500 12 0 2.4000
Computers Computers One day, Jesus and the Devil were both working on their computers ... 902 23 2 2.3282
Consultant? Consultant? Are you a Consultant or a Prostitute? ... 640 9 1 1.2500
Costume Idea Costume Idea There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear ... 664 5 1 0.6024
Cross Cross Why did the stoner cross the road? ... 1547 12 0 0.7757
Cross 2 Cross 2 Why did the stoner cross the street? ... 1305 13 0 0.9962
Crossnun Crossnun Two nuns are driving home one dark and stormy nigh ... 488 11 0 2.2541
Crosstown Bus Crosstown Bus This viper (a viper is a 1930s pothead) is sitting in Washington ... 945 13 0 1.3757
DATs DATs sending DATs over the internet like putting Jerry, Phil ... 854 14 0 1.6393
Dead Bulb Dead Bulb How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb? ... 4066 164 24 3.4432
Dead Bulb Dead Bulb How many deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ... 905 12 1 1.2155
Dead Bulb 2 Dead Bulb 2 How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... 829 10 0 1.2063
Dead Concert Dead Concert I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours ... 1147 10 0 0.8718
Deadhead Deadhead You know you're a deadhead when ... 1431 14 1 0.9085
Deadheads Deadheads How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... 1057 22 0 2.0814
Deadheads (2) Deadheads (2) How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb? ... 2186 80 5 3.4309
Deepest Thoughts Deepest Thoughts Deepest Thoughts: So deep they squeak (by Jack handy) ... 996 14 1 1.3052
Directions Directions Deadhead Zeke was seeing a show out of town, and was going ... 682 11 0 1.6129
Dress_party Dress_party There was a guy who was struggling to decide what ... 508 9 0 1.7717
Drunk Drunk What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? ... 1357 13 0 0.9580
Duck Duck What is the difference between a duck? ... 1174 16 1 1.2777
Elephant Tail Elephant Tail A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign ... 535 3 0 0.5607
Evolution Evolution Feghoot was investigating a newly-discovered planet out ... 751 17 0 2.2636
Exam Exam 50 Things to do on a final exam ... 890 17 1 1.7978
Fancy_car Fancy_car A man buys a huge new car and shows it to his neig ... 684 8 0 1.1696
Fav. Word Fav. Word What's a pothead's favorite word? ... 1262 14 0 1.1094
Fish Fish How do fish get stoned? ... 1233 16 0 1.2976
Garcia Dying Garcia Dying What's the saddest part of Jerry Garcia dying? ... 1077 13 1 1.1142
Genie Genie A stoner find a poor person on the street and helps him up ... 1233 177 166 0.8921
Ghost Ghost Did you hear about the hippie ghost? ... 1286 11 0 0.8554
Gifts Gifts Three jocks went fishing for a weekend ... 615 14 0 2.2764
Giraffe Love Giraffe Love A mouse and a lion walk into a bar ... 584 11 1 1.7123
Golf Golf The Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't: ... 684 14 0 2.0468
Golf_docter Golf_docter The husband and wife were playing on the ninth gre ... 515 8 0 1.5534
Golf_docter2 Golf_docter2 The husband and wife were playing on the ninth gre ... 2528 100 14 3.4019
Golf_outt Golf_outt Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three ... 998 68 175 -10.7214
Golf_putt Golf_putt Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three ... 439 10 1 2.0501
Good dog Good dog A butcher in his shop, and he's real busy, and he notices a dog ... 521 11 0 2.1113
Good Jokes Good Jokes How many potheads does it take to tell a good joke? ... 1063 12 0 1.1289
H2O H2O If 'H2O' is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is outside ... 916 173 235 -6.7686
Habits Habits A worker who was being paid by the week ... 1192 124 131 -0.5872
Had it Had it An old man came to Joe Conforte's Mustang Ranch ... 518 14 2 2.3166
Had it all Had it all A man was complaining to a friend: I had it all ... 10602 396 31 3.4427
Haircut Haircut A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome ... 540 10 2 1.4815
Hairsuit Hairsuit Did I ever tell you guys about my sister?, Rivka asks ... 471 11 1 2.1231
Hairy Hairy What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with C ... 478 11 1 2.0921
Half Half There is a glass half full of water ... 448 11 0 2.4554
Half Bad Half Bad Two store owners were feuding over who could get more business ... 880 39 36 0.3409
Hallmark Hallmark Things You Cannot Say with a Hallmark Card ... 783 16 1 1.9157
Hand Job Hand Job A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar ... 624 17 0 2.7244
Hand Up Hand Up In a primary school classroom, the teacher notices a little puddl ... 638 16 0 2.5078
Hands Hands Hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife? ... 452 13 0 2.8761
Hanging Hanging This fellow was walking home from work one evening, very depresse ... 475 12 1 2.3158
Hanlon's Razor Hanlon's Razor Never attribute to malice ... 418 5 1 0.9569
Happy Happy A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher ... 419 13 0 3.1026
Hard to Find Hard to Find With the Christmas shopping season kicked off ... 3584 173 314 -3.9342
Hark Hark Jacob had always wanted to be an actor, but never succeeded ... 428 12 0 2.8037
Harvard Harvard A guy from Georgia enrolled at Harvard and on his first day ... 531 11 0 2.0716
Hate Girls Hate Girls Two little boys were playing together when a cute, curly-haired ... 791 24 0 3.0341
Head Head A boy was born without a body, just a head ... 459 10 0 2.1786
Headline Headline There once was a guy named Arthur Twiddle ... 441 13 0 2.9478
Hearing Aid Hearing Aid An old man was bragging to his neighbor ... 12692 548 111 3.4431
Heaven Heaven Back in the 1970s, two deadheads were on their way to a show ... 842 14 0 1.6627
Heaven Heaven A man had been walking across a street, when all of a sudden ... 582 9 1 1.3746
Heaven/Hell Heaven/Hell An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates ... 706 16 0 2.2663
Heavensgate Heavensgate St. Peter is checking ID's at the Pearly Gates. ... 613 9 0 1.4682
Heavens_gate Heavens_gate 40th Heaven's Gate Member Found! ... 444 14 0 3.1532
Hedgehog Hedgehog A young boy is speaking with his father. ... 440 11 0 2.5000
Hednurse Hednurse how do you tell the head nurse? ... 455 11 0 2.4176
Hell Hell The beau was so in love that he told her he would go through hell ... 1060 15 0 1.4151
Hell Hell An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes t ... 472 9 0 1.9068
Hell Hell A computer scientist died and was immediately sent to hell ... 729 9 1 1.0974
Hell Hell There was this lover who said that he would go thr ... 817 14 0 1.7136
Hellbus Hellbus A drunk man boards a bus. A Bible thumper tells h ... 390 10 1 2.3077
Hell_be_quiet Hell_be_quiet A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend a ... 985 18 0 1.8274
Help_business Help_business A woman walks into a clothing store and asks a sal ... 404 11 0 2.7228
Hemophilia Hemophilia A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regul ... 450 12 1 2.4444
Hermaphrodite Hermaphrodite A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the ... 528 12 0 2.2727
Hermaphrodite Hermaphrodite After the woman gave birth to a baby, ... 500 7 0 1.4000
Herpes Herpes How does herpes get out of the hospital? ... 425 9 0 2.1176
Hibernate Hibernate It's spring, and the baby bear comes out of his ca ... 450 15 0 3.3333
Hide Hide Where do you hide things from deadheads? ... 816 12 0 1.4706
Hiding the evidence Hiding the evidence One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home ... 1914 23 2 1.0972
High Pleasure High Pleasure What is the highest pleasure you can think of? ... 408 9 0 2.2059
Highway Highway Adopted Highway Turns to Drugs, Alcohol. ... 400 17 101 -21.0000
High_horse High_horse Get down off your high horse. ... 5664 224 29 3.4428
Hijack Hijack This man bursts into the cabin of a jumbo jet and ... 419 9 1 1.9093
Hillbill Hillbill Two hillbillies were taking a trip to the big city ... 409 9 0 2.2005
Hillbilly Hillbilly During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly solider shoots ... 427 9 0 2.1077
Hillbilly Hillbilly Did you hear about the rich hillbilly who died? ... 399 9 0 2.2556
Hint Hint Always keep several "Get Well Soon" cards on the mantle ... 633 2 0 0.3160
Hippies Hippies How Many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... 1451 16 0 1.1027
Hippy Bulb Hippy Bulb How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ... 6361 237 18 3.4429
Hippy Song Hippy Song The Hippie Song (Goddamn hippies ain't served here) ... 6245 171 0 2.7382
Hitbycar Hitbycar Q. What happens when you run in front of a car? ... 396 12 0 3.0303
Hitch Hiking Hitch Hiking A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking ... 677 11 0 1.6248
Hitchhike Hitchhike This guy decided to go hitchhiking for a holiday. ... 382 10 0 2.6178
Hitman Hitman One morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find ... 649 15 0 2.3112
Hit_the_bum Hit_the_bum A truck driver used to amuse himself by running ... 521 11 0 2.1113
Hmo Hmo Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked t ... 457 8 0 1.7505
Hockey Hockey You might already know that Mark Messier (mes'ey'a ... 395 8 0 2.0253
Hockey Periods Hockey Periods Why does hockey only have three periods? ... 404 8 0 1.9802
Hockey_sex Hockey_sex Did you hear about the hockey announcer who got a ... 707 14 0 1.9802
Hocky Revolution Hocky Revolution Two women were at a bar ... 412 8 0 1.9417
Hocky_player Hocky_player A disturbance interrupted the second hockey game b ... 440 9 0 2.0455
Hokey_pokey Hokey_pokey It's always difficult to bring sad news, but you s ... 371 10 0 2.6954
Hole_in_stage Hole_in_stage During a performance for the high school drama cla ... 427 10 0 2.3419
Holy Dog Holy Dog A man I know had a dog that seemed to be untrainable ... 578 12 1 1.9031
Holy water Holy water How do you get holy water? ... 579 11 0 1.8998
Holy_math Holy_math A ten year old boy was failing math. His parents ... 610 12 0 1.9672
Holy_water Holy_water What do you get if you mix holy water with milk of ... 391 9 0 2.3018
Homesick Homesick A travelling salesman is in a small town in the Mi ... 390 9 0 2.3077
Homework Homework Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight? ... 413 10 0 2.4213
Home_in_an_hour Home_in_an_hour "Hey! This looks like a great meal! I knew my part ... 414 12 0 2.8986
Honest_living Honest_living A bum asks a man for $2. ... 500 12 0 2.4000
Hong_kong Hong_kong "Oh, you're going to Hong Kong! You must try one o ... 403 13 1 2.9777
Honor Honor A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend ... 394 9 0 2.2843
Hooker Hooker A man arranges for a hooker to come to his room fo ... 415 11 0 2.6506
Hooker_crack Hooker_crack What is the difference between a drug dealer and a ... 440 9 0 2.0455
Hoop and stick Hoop and stick An idiot was out for a run in the country with his hoop and stick ... 469 9 0 1.9190
Hormone Hormone How do you make a hormone? ... 470 8 0 1.7021
Horny_bear Horny_bear It's the spring, and the baby bear comes out of hi ... 442 8 0 1.8100
Horn_honking Horn_honking A lady stalled in traffic was trying to start her ... 420 13 0 3.0952
Horse Sense Horse Sense There was once a very smart horse. Anything that was shown to it ... 782 23 0 2.9412
Horsey Horsey A man lying on the psychiatrist's couch said, "Do ... 414 8 0 1.9324
Horse_bar Horse_bar A guy walks into a bar, and there's a horse behind ... 417 13 1 2.8777
Horse_fly Horse_fly What looks like a horse and flies? ... 423 13 0 3.0733
Horse_meat Horse_meat it's like the tale of the roadside merchant who wa ... 373 10 0 2.6810
Horse_tail Horse_tail A mathematician, scientist, and engineer are each ... 518 11 0 2.1236
Hose_man Hose_man A drunk man was casually taking a piss into a drin ... 1007 162 133 2.8798
Hospital Hospital Why is the church congregation hanging out at the hospital? ... 400 13 1 3.0000
Hospital Hospital MEMO, TO: All hospital nursing staff ... 640 12 1 1.7188
Hostage Hostage They say that being a hostage is difficult. ... 408 7 0 1.7157
Hot air Hot air I stepped into the restroom at our company headquarters ... 354 6 0 1.6949
Hot_bath Hot_bath Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he'd ... 384 9 0 2.3438
Hot_dog Hot_dog Father O'Flaherty tried to enjoy himself at a base ... 438 10 0 2.2831
Hot_pants Hot_pants How does a woman put out a fire in her hot pants ? ... 739 21 0 2.8417
Hot_turkey Hot_turkey Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, ... 392 10 0 2.5510
Hours Hours A compulsive gambler I know took a 9 to 5 job in Atlantic City ... 528 18 0 3.4091
Hour_doctor Hour_doctor Al complained to his friend Jeff that lovemaking w ... 401 10 0 2.4938
House House A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are s ... 394 12 0 3.0457
House House A little girl and a little boy were at day care on ... 374 7 0 1.8717
House_number House_number Here's another... ... 374 10 1 2.4064
How_far How_far A tourist stopped his car on a country road and as ... 387 12 0 3.1008
How_to_hug How_to_hug So this computer scientist is like a real uptight ... 1303 69 345 -21.1819
Huck_n_finn Huck_n_finn Finn and Huck were friends. Finn up and died. No ... 386 9 0 2.3316
Hugs Hugs John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling ... 457 16 1 3.2823
Humming Humming Why do hummingbirds hum? ... 370 9 0 2.4324
Humpty Humpty Humpty Dumpty/Inquest ... 376 8 0 2.1277
Hung Hung This guy was kicked back drinking a cold beer, wat ... 417 9 0 2.1583
Hungry_man Hungry_man A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He says, "He ... 403 12 0 2.9777
Hunting Hunting There's an old man sitting on his porch when a lit ... 457 10 0 2.1882
Huricane Huricane What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ... 374 9 0 2.4064
Hurt Hurt This blind prostitute has worked in the same area ... 400 8 0 2.0000
Hurt2 Hurt2 This blind prostitute has worked in the same area ... 442 12 0 2.7149
Husbands Husbands Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended ... 402 10 0 2.4876
Hypnotist Hypnotist A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium ... 455 14 0 3.0769
Hypochondriac Hypochondriac People are always calling me a hypochondriac ... 759 88 109 -2.7668
I need a push I need a push A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door ... 1191 82 41 3.4425
Im_pregnant Im_pregnant Her young bosom heaving in chagrin, Susan confesse ... 516 10 2 1.5504
Inflight_talk Inflight_talk Occasionally airline attendants make an effort to ... 543 10 0 1.8416
Insertion Insertion Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate th ... 478 12 0 2.5105
Jerry Bulb Jerry Bulb How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... 670 23 0 3.4328
Jerry Stamp Jerry Stamp I was talking to an office mate about the death of Jerry Garcia ... 902 17 0 1.8847
Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock, knock... Who's there?... ... 1227 14 0 1.1410
Knock Knock Knock Knock Two stoners are sitting in a room and hitting on a bong ... 851 12 1 1.2926
Lawyer's Dog Lawyer's Dog A lawyer's dog, running around town ... 15577 916 364 3.5437
Light Joint Light Joint Which end of the joint should one light? ... 918 14 0 1.5251
Litebulb Litebulb How many deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ... 663 10 0 1.5083
Live Show Live Show Two heads were discussing a recent show. ... 707 15 0 2.1216
Louise Louise Christmas with Louise ... 933 14 0 1.5005
LSD LSD LSD ... 1038 13 0 1.2524
LSD God LSD God If God took LSD, ... 1235 15 0 1.2146
LSD Supply LSD Supply The exclaimation after a canoe tipping... ... 850 10 0 1.1765
Mar_hell Mar_hell Priests should really be allowed to marry... ... 562 14 0 2.4911
Merman Merman A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level wh ... 469 15 0 3.1983
Messages Messages Answering Machine Messages ... 1135 14 1 1.1454
Mice4 Mice4 Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how ... 478 13 0 2.7197
Miracles Miracles A newly converted hippie was very interestedly reading the Bible ... 1065 15 0 1.4085
Monkey ina Zoo Monkey ina Zoo Out on an old hillbilly farm, an ancient man sits ... 736 6 5 0.1359
Moose Moose Two hunters decide to go moose hunting in Canada. ... 765 13 0 1.6993
Mothman Mothman A man and a woman are getting it on in bed, when t ... 989 40 6 3.4378
Movies Movies Who the hell wants to hear actors talk ... 1583 25 0 1.5793
Naked_girl Naked_girl A man went to his mate's fancy dress party with no ... 2498 96 10 3.4428
Never Die Never Die Canonical Lists of Old * Never Die, they just ... ... 940 12 2 1.0638
No Pot No Pot What did the deadhead say when he ran out of pot? ... 942 11 0 1.1677
No Weed No Weed What did one deadhead say to the other when he ran out of weed? ... 970 12 10 0.2062
Odd Horse Odd Horse A man buys a horse from an old man ... 618 5 0 0.8091
One shoe One shoe A hippie is walking down the sidewalk wearing a shoe on one foot ... 1012 11 0 1.0870
one-way street one-way street After gunning his BMW the wrong way down a one-way street ... 440 74 63 2.5000
Orgasm Orgasm This man and this woman are riding next to each other on a plane ... 722 14 0 1.9391
Orgasms Orgasms During a course in human sexuality, the instructor was discussing ... 5514 31 1 0.5441
Panda Panda A panda sauntered into the saloon, sat down at the bar ... 616 13 1 1.9481
Paradox Paradox The Pot Paradox: ... 822 11 0 1.3382
Party Crashers Party Crashers How do you crash a houseboat party? ... 1983 154 276 -6.1523
Party Games Party Games Party Games for Deadheads ... 742 14 0 1.8868
Pay with a kiss Pay with a kiss At a fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material ... 7058 285 42 3.4429
Pearly Gates Pearly Gates A hippie dies and goes to the Pearly Gates ... 1213 14 2 0.9893
Pickup Lines Pickup Lines 267 pick up lines ... 1331 10 0 0.7513
Pinhole Burns Pinhole Burns What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt? ... 1616 100 206 -6.5594
Please Stand Please Stand A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses ... 6071 237 28 3.4426
Pot Bulb Pot Bulb How many pot smokers does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... 770 14 0 1.8182
Punishment Punishment A man was sent to Hell for his sins ... 1656 174 117 3.4420
Really high Really high You know you're really high when: ... 980 15 0 1.5306
Rectum Rectum Bob was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge at about 90mph ... 570 13 0 2.2807
Roach Clip Roach Clip Why do they call it a 'Roach Clip' ... 853 14 0 1.6413
Road Runner Road Runner One day Road Runner was flying along in the desert ... 505 11 0 2.1782
Sales Sales One summer, on a Friday afternoon, a young man was being trained ... 913 15 1 1.5334
Sarcasm Sarcasm Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day: ... 725 8 0 1.1034
Saviours Saviours Billy Graham, Oral Roberts & Jerry Falwell all died ... 470 11 0 2.3404
Simpsons Simpsons The Simpsons Drinking Game ... 614 13 0 2.1173
Skydiving Skydiving What do you call 1000 Deadheads jumping out of an airplane? ... 595 17 48 -5.2101
Snail Snail A guy hears a knock at his door. Opening the door ... 585 10 0 1.7094
Soap Soap Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred ... 444 12 0 2.7027
Soccer Soccer It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants ... 1008 94 311 -21.5278
Space Space What do you do when you see a space man? ... 790 13 0 1.6456
Specimin Specimin Danny McGuire came home from work to find his love ... 616 13 0 2.1104
Srong End Srong End What do call a pothead that smokes a joint from the wrong end? ... 771 12 0 1.5564
ST:TNG ST:TNG How many people in Star Trek: The Next Generation does it take ... 504 14 1 2.5794
Stare Stare Why do stoners stare? ... 925 12 0 1.2973
Stay Stay How do you know when deadheads have been staying with you? ... 676 11 0 1.6272
Stay 2 Stay 2 How do you know when they're gonna leave? ... 652 11 0 1.6871
Subliminal Message Subliminal Message $chool i$ really great. ... 12635 502 67 3.4428
Suit Suit What do you call a hippie in a suit? ... 1082 10 0 0.9242
Swirl Swirl Why do deadheads swirl their arms when they dance? ... 761 11 0 1.4455
Talking Dog Talking Dog A Deadhead and his dog walked into a bar ... 809 13 0 1.6069
Telemarketers Telemarketers Ways to Get Rid of Telemarketers ... 538 10 0 1.8587
Temperature Temperature The Canadian Temperature Conversion Guide: ... 1414 10 0 0.7072
Time Time Two stoners are sitting on a porch. All of a sudden, a fire ... 792 14 0 1.7677
Timing is Everything Timing is Everything A guy shows up late for work ... 718 82 71 1.5320
Tip Tip Even rarer than the Shiite moslems are the Rari moslems ... 580 18 0 3.1034
To You and me To You and me Here's to you and here's to me ... 626 6 0 0.9585
Too Canadian Too Canadian You are too Canadian if ... 2504 12 0 0.4792
Turf Turf John McEnroe was asked recently whether he preferred grass ... 691 9 0 1.3025
Turn it on Turn it on Two guys make a pilgrimage to Cockpit country on The Island ... 651 12 0 1.8433
Twelve Days (2) Twelve Days (2) The 12-Days of Technology Before Christmas ... 708 12 1 1.5537
Twelve Days (4) Twelve Days (4) The Real 12 Days of Christmas ... 779 14 1 1.6688
Two Dollars Two Dollars On my way home from the second job I've taken ... 749 15 1 1.8692
Vultures Vultures The leader of the vultures had only one child, ... 631 11 0 1.7433
VW Bus VW Bus How many hippies can you fit into a V.W. bus? ... 1323 14 0 1.0582
Walking Walking Two stoners are walking down the street one pleasant day ... 1036 13 1 1.1583
War sex War sex There were two guys in this trench and bombs were going off ... 4343 56 3 1.2204
Wife 1.0 Wife 1.0 Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 ... 8917 410 103 3.4429

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