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$64,000 $64,000 Jane was a first time contestant on the $65000 Question quiz show ... 1337 35 3 2.3934
2 Spliffs 2 Spliffs What do you call a bud smoker with two spliffs? ... 1799 19 0 1.0561
4:21 4:21 What do you call someone who smokes up every day at 4:21? ... 1772 13 0 0.7336
Babtist Hell Babtist Hell This guy dies and goes to hell. Once he gets to the gates ... 960 13 8 0.5208
Bad Dog Bad Dog A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar ... 1539 16 5 0.7147
Bathtub Bathtub How many hippies can you fit into a bathtub? ... 2395 12 1 0.4593
Bathtub Bathtub Two hippies were waiting at the bus stop along with a nun ... 4125 174 11 3.9515
Blasted Blasted Three hippies are sitting around smoking a joint. ... 1747 12 0 0.6869
Blind Dates Blind Dates 55 Ways to get Rid of Blind Dates ... 677 15 0 2.2157
Blond137 Blond137 A brunette walks into a bar - ask the bartender fo ... 1034 12 1 1.0638
Blonde Paint Job Blonde Paint Job A blonde teenager ... 1192 28 0 2.3490
Borrowed_money Borrowed_money A guy goes over to his friend`s house, rings the b ... 572 9 0 1.5734
Broken Up Broken Up How do you know when a Deadhead has broken up with his girlfriend ... 1496 11 0 0.7353
Bulb Bulb How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... 1283 10 0 0.7794
Bull Bull At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells anothe ... 521 8 1 1.3436
Cab fare Cab fare One dismal rainy night in London, a taxi driver spotted ... 727 16 0 2.2008
Chevy Chevy Tired of asking the same old questions of the day' ... 461 8 0 1.7354
Chickens Chickens Two West Virginians are walking ... 988 87 59 2.8340
Chknfrog Chknfrog A chicken walked into a bookshop, up to the counte ... 443 6 0 1.3544
Coast_clearing Coast_clearing A man's business trip is cancelled and he is at ho ... 427 12 0 2.8103
Computers Computers One day, Jesus and the Devil were both working on their computers ... 768 21 1 2.6042
Consultant? Consultant? Are you a Consultant or a Prostitute? ... 548 9 1 1.4599
Costume Idea Costume Idea There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear ... 605 5 1 0.6612
Cross Cross Why did the stoner cross the road? ... 1492 12 0 0.8043
Cross 2 Cross 2 Why did the stoner cross the street? ... 1252 13 0 1.0383
Crossnun Crossnun Two nuns are driving home one dark and stormy nigh ... 424 11 0 2.5943
Crosstown Bus Crosstown Bus This viper (a viper is a 1930s pothead) is sitting in Washington ... 876 13 0 1.4840
DATs DATs sending DATs over the internet like putting Jerry, Phil ... 792 14 0 1.7677
Dead Bulb Dead Bulb How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb? ... 3544 164 24 3.9503
Dead Bulb Dead Bulb How many deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ... 854 12 1 1.2881
Dead Bulb 2 Dead Bulb 2 How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... 784 10 0 1.2755
Dead Concert Dead Concert I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours ... 1093 10 0 0.9149
Deadhead Deadhead You know you're a deadhead when ... 1319 14 1 0.9856
Deadheads Deadheads How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... 1008 22 0 2.1825
Deadheads (2) Deadheads (2) How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb? ... 1923 80 4 3.9522
Deepest Thoughts Deepest Thoughts Deepest Thoughts: So deep they squeak (by Jack handy) ... 902 13 1 1.3304
Directions Directions Deadhead Zeke was seeing a show out of town, and was going ... 624 11 0 1.7628
Dress_party Dress_party There was a guy who was struggling to decide what ... 437 9 0 2.0595
Drunk Drunk What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? ... 1282 13 0 1.0140
Duck Duck What is the difference between a duck? ... 1106 16 1 1.3562
Elephant Tail Elephant Tail A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign ... 469 3 0 0.6397
Evolution Evolution Feghoot was investigating a newly-discovered planet out ... 690 17 0 2.4638
Exam Exam 50 Things to do on a final exam ... 801 17 1 1.9975
Fancy_car Fancy_car A man buys a huge new car and shows it to his neig ... 595 8 0 1.3445
Fav. Word Fav. Word What's a pothead's favorite word? ... 1217 14 0 1.1504
Fish Fish How do fish get stoned? ... 1165 16 0 1.3734
Garcia Dying Garcia Dying What's the saddest part of Jerry Garcia dying? ... 1028 13 1 1.1673
Genie Genie A stoner find a poor person on the street and helps him up ... 1146 176 166 0.8726
Ghost Ghost Did you hear about the hippie ghost? ... 1236 11 0 0.8900
Gifts Gifts Three jocks went fishing for a weekend ... 552 13 0 2.3551
Giraffe Love Giraffe Love A mouse and a lion walk into a bar ... 514 11 1 1.9455
Golf Golf The Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't: ... 615 14 0 2.2764
Golf_docter Golf_docter The husband and wife were playing on the ninth gre ... 455 8 0 1.7582
Golf_docter2 Golf_docter2 The husband and wife were playing on the ninth gre ... 2203 100 13 3.9492
Golf_outt Golf_outt Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three ... 948 68 175 -11.2869
Golf_putt Golf_putt Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three ... 392 10 1 2.2959
Good dog Good dog A butcher in his shop, and he's real busy, and he notices a dog ... 451 11 0 2.4390
Good Jokes Good Jokes How many potheads does it take to tell a good joke? ... 1018 12 0 1.1788
H2O H2O If 'H2O' is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is outside ... 856 173 235 -7.2430
Habits Habits A worker who was being paid by the week ... 1130 124 131 -0.6195
Had it Had it An old man came to Joe Conforte's Mustang Ranch ... 454 14 2 2.6432
Had it all Had it all A man was complaining to a friend: I had it all ... 9085 386 27 3.9516
Haircut Haircut A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome ... 470 10 2 1.7021
Hairsuit Hairsuit Did I ever tell you guys about my sister?, Rivka asks ... 412 11 1 2.4272
Hairy Hairy What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with C ... 416 11 1 2.4038
Half Half There is a glass half full of water ... 391 11 0 2.8133
Half Bad Half Bad Two store owners were feuding over who could get more business ... 797 39 36 0.3764
Hallmark Hallmark Things You Cannot Say with a Hallmark Card ... 703 16 1 2.1337
Hand Job Hand Job A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar ... 550 17 0 3.0909
Hand Up Hand Up In a primary school classroom, the teacher notices a little puddl ... 544 16 0 2.9412
Hands Hands Hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife? ... 396 13 0 3.2828
Hanging Hanging This fellow was walking home from work one evening, very depresse ... 412 12 1 2.6699
Hanlon's Razor Hanlon's Razor Never attribute to malice ... 367 5 1 1.0899
Happy Happy A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher ... 365 13 0 3.5616
Hard to Find Hard to Find With the Christmas shopping season kicked off ... 3520 173 314 -4.0057
Hark Hark Jacob had always wanted to be an actor, but never succeeded ... 375 12 0 3.2000
Harvard Harvard A guy from Georgia enrolled at Harvard and on his first day ... 477 11 0 2.3061
Hate Girls Hate Girls Two little boys were playing together when a cute, curly-haired ... 718 24 0 3.3426
Head Head A boy was born without a body, just a head ... 399 10 0 2.5063
Headline Headline There once was a guy named Arthur Twiddle ... 386 13 0 3.3679
Hearing Aid Hearing Aid An old man was bragging to his neighbor ... 10930 542 110 3.9524
Heaven Heaven Back in the 1970s, two deadheads were on their way to a show ... 789 14 0 1.7744
Heaven Heaven A man had been walking across a street, when all of a sudden ... 497 9 1 1.6097
Heaven/Hell Heaven/Hell An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates ... 652 16 0 2.4540
Heavensgate Heavensgate St. Peter is checking ID's at the Pearly Gates. ... 528 9 0 1.7045
Heavens_gate Heavens_gate 40th Heaven's Gate Member Found! ... 390 14 0 3.5897
Hedgehog Hedgehog A young boy is speaking with his father. ... 382 11 0 2.8796
Hednurse Hednurse how do you tell the head nurse? ... 407 11 0 2.7027
Hell Hell The beau was so in love that he told her he would go through hell ... 968 15 0 1.5496
Hell Hell An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes t ... 411 9 0 2.1898
Hell Hell A computer scientist died and was immediately sent to hell ... 638 9 1 1.2539
Hell Hell There was this lover who said that he would go thr ... 694 14 0 2.0173
Hellbus Hellbus A drunk man boards a bus. A Bible thumper tells h ... 339 10 1 2.6549
Hell_be_quiet Hell_be_quiet A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend a ... 900 18 0 2.0000
Help_business Help_business A woman walks into a clothing store and asks a sal ... 348 11 0 3.1609
Hemophilia Hemophilia A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regul ... 391 12 1 2.8133
Hermaphrodite Hermaphrodite A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the ... 456 12 0 2.6316
Hermaphrodite Hermaphrodite After the woman gave birth to a baby, ... 435 7 0 1.6092
Herpes Herpes How does herpes get out of the hospital? ... 372 9 0 2.4194
Hibernate Hibernate It's spring, and the baby bear comes out of his ca ... 402 15 0 3.7313
Hide Hide Where do you hide things from deadheads? ... 767 12 0 1.5645
Hiding the evidence Hiding the evidence One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home ... 1846 23 2 1.1376
High Pleasure High Pleasure What is the highest pleasure you can think of? ... 360 9 0 2.5000
Highway Highway Adopted Highway Turns to Drugs, Alcohol. ... 348 17 101 -24.1379
High_horse High_horse Get down off your high horse. ... 4959 224 28 3.9524
Hijack Hijack This man bursts into the cabin of a jumbo jet and ... 373 9 1 2.1448
Hillbill Hillbill Two hillbillies were taking a trip to the big city ... 354 9 0 2.5424
Hillbilly Hillbilly During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly solider shoots ... 377 9 0 2.3873
Hillbilly Hillbilly Did you hear about the rich hillbilly who died? ... 349 9 0 2.5788
Hint Hint Always keep several "Get Well Soon" cards on the mantle ... 577 2 0 0.3466
Hippies Hippies How Many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... 1398 16 0 1.1445
Hippy Bulb Hippy Bulb How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ... 5542 236 17 3.9516
Hippy Song Hippy Song The Hippie Song (Goddamn hippies ain't served here) ... 6195 171 0 2.7603
Hitbycar Hitbycar Q. What happens when you run in front of a car? ... 347 12 0 3.4582
Hitch Hiking Hitch Hiking A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking ... 623 11 0 1.7657
Hitchhike Hitchhike This guy decided to go hitchhiking for a holiday. ... 337 10 0 2.9674
Hitman Hitman One morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find ... 565 15 0 2.6549
Hit_the_bum Hit_the_bum A truck driver used to amuse himself by running ... 461 11 0 2.3861
Hmo Hmo Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked t ... 392 8 0 2.0408
Hockey Hockey You might already know that Mark Messier (mes'ey'a ... 343 8 0 2.3324
Hockey Periods Hockey Periods Why does hockey only have three periods? ... 358 8 0 2.2346
Hockey_sex Hockey_sex Did you hear about the hockey announcer who got a ... 630 14 0 2.2222
Hocky Revolution Hocky Revolution Two women were at a bar ... 372 8 0 2.1505
Hocky_player Hocky_player A disturbance interrupted the second hockey game b ... 389 9 0 2.3136
Hokey_pokey Hokey_pokey It's always difficult to bring sad news, but you s ... 324 10 0 3.0864
Hole_in_stage Hole_in_stage During a performance for the high school drama cla ... 380 10 0 2.6316
Holy Dog Holy Dog A man I know had a dog that seemed to be untrainable ... 514 12 1 2.1401
Holy water Holy water How do you get holy water? ... 503 11 0 2.1869
Holy_math Holy_math A ten year old boy was failing math. His parents ... 523 12 0 2.2945
Holy_water Holy_water What do you get if you mix holy water with milk of ... 339 9 0 2.6549
Homesick Homesick A travelling salesman is in a small town in the Mi ... 341 9 0 2.6393
Homework Homework Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight? ... 354 10 0 2.8249
Home_in_an_hour Home_in_an_hour "Hey! This looks like a great meal! I knew my part ... 356 12 0 3.3708
Honest_living Honest_living A bum asks a man for $2. ... 446 12 0 2.6906
Hong_kong Hong_kong "Oh, you're going to Hong Kong! You must try one o ... 353 13 1 3.3994
Honor Honor A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend ... 339 9 0 2.6549
Hooker Hooker A man arranges for a hooker to come to his room fo ... 351 11 0 3.1339
Hooker_crack Hooker_crack What is the difference between a drug dealer and a ... 388 9 0 2.3196
Hoop and stick Hoop and stick An idiot was out for a run in the country with his hoop and stick ... 414 9 0 2.1739
Hormone Hormone How do you make a hormone? ... 417 8 0 1.9185
Horny_bear Horny_bear It's the spring, and the baby bear comes out of hi ... 366 8 0 2.1858
Horn_honking Horn_honking A lady stalled in traffic was trying to start her ... 366 13 0 3.5519
Horse Sense Horse Sense There was once a very smart horse. Anything that was shown to it ... 700 23 0 3.2857
Horsey Horsey A man lying on the psychiatrist's couch said, "Do ... 366 8 0 2.1858
Horse_bar Horse_bar A guy walks into a bar, and there's a horse behind ... 360 13 1 3.3333
Horse_fly Horse_fly What looks like a horse and flies? ... 369 13 0 3.5230
Horse_meat Horse_meat it's like the tale of the roadside merchant who wa ... 321 10 0 3.1153
Horse_tail Horse_tail A mathematician, scientist, and engineer are each ... 434 11 0 2.5346
Hose_man Hose_man A drunk man was casually taking a piss into a drin ... 934 162 133 3.1049
Hospital Hospital Why is the church congregation hanging out at the hospital? ... 349 13 1 3.4384
Hospital Hospital MEMO, TO: All hospital nursing staff ... 566 11 1 1.7668
Hostage Hostage They say that being a hostage is difficult. ... 358 7 0 1.9553
Hot air Hot air I stepped into the restroom at our company headquarters ... 303 6 0 1.9802
Hot_bath Hot_bath Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he'd ... 333 9 0 2.7027
Hot_dog Hot_dog Father O'Flaherty tried to enjoy himself at a base ... 386 10 0 2.5907
Hot_pants Hot_pants How does a woman put out a fire in her hot pants ? ... 677 21 0 3.1019
Hot_turkey Hot_turkey Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, ... 343 10 0 2.9155
Hours Hours A compulsive gambler I know took a 9 to 5 job in Atlantic City ... 457 18 0 3.9387
Hour_doctor Hour_doctor Al complained to his friend Jeff that lovemaking w ... 350 10 0 2.8571
House House A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are s ... 349 12 0 3.4384
House House A little girl and a little boy were at day care on ... 321 7 0 2.1807
House_number House_number Here's another... ... 316 10 0 3.1646
How_far How_far A tourist stopped his car on a country road and as ... 341 12 0 3.5191
How_to_hug How_to_hug So this computer scientist is like a real uptight ... 1219 69 345 -22.6415
Huck_n_finn Huck_n_finn Finn and Huck were friends. Finn up and died. No ... 330 9 0 2.7273
Hugs Hugs John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling ... 410 16 1 3.6585
Humming Humming Why do hummingbirds hum? ... 317 9 0 2.8391
Humpty Humpty Humpty Dumpty/Inquest ... 327 8 0 2.4465
Hung Hung This guy was kicked back drinking a cold beer, wat ... 361 9 0 2.4931
Hungry_man Hungry_man A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He says, "He ... 354 12 0 3.3898
Hunting Hunting There's an old man sitting on his porch when a lit ... 394 10 0 2.5381
Huricane Huricane What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ... 322 9 0 2.7950
Hurt Hurt This blind prostitute has worked in the same area ... 352 8 0 2.2727
Hurt2 Hurt2 This blind prostitute has worked in the same area ... 388 12 0 3.0928
Husbands Husbands Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended ... 349 10 0 2.8653
Hypnotist Hypnotist A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium ... 396 14 0 3.5354
Hypochondriac Hypochondriac People are always calling me a hypochondriac ... 713 88 109 -2.9453
I need a push I need a push A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door ... 1014 81 41 3.9448
Im_pregnant Im_pregnant Her young bosom heaving in chagrin, Susan confesse ... 445 10 2 1.7978
Inflight_talk Inflight_talk Occasionally airline attendants make an effort to ... 480 10 0 2.0833
Insertion Insertion Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate th ... 417 12 0 2.8777
Jerry Bulb Jerry Bulb How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... 601 23 0 3.8270
Jerry Stamp Jerry Stamp I was talking to an office mate about the death of Jerry Garcia ... 833 17 0 2.0408
Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock, knock... Who's there?... ... 1169 14 0 1.1976
Knock Knock Knock Knock Two stoners are sitting in a room and hitting on a bong ... 795 12 1 1.3836
Lawyer's Dog Lawyer's Dog A lawyer's dog, running around town ... 10778 860 358 4.6576
Light Joint Light Joint Which end of the joint should one light? ... 869 14 0 1.6110
Litebulb Litebulb How many deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ... 605 10 0 1.6529
Live Show Live Show Two heads were discussing a recent show. ... 656 15 0 2.2866
Louise Louise Christmas with Louise ... 846 14 0 1.6548
LSD LSD LSD ... 988 13 0 1.3158
LSD God LSD God If God took LSD, ... 1180 15 0 1.2712
LSD Supply LSD Supply The exclaimation after a canoe tipping... ... 800 10 0 1.2500
Mar_hell Mar_hell Priests should really be allowed to marry... ... 486 14 0 2.8807
Merman Merman A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level wh ... 399 15 0 3.7594
Messages Messages Answering Machine Messages ... 980 14 1 1.3265
Mice4 Mice4 Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how ... 414 13 0 3.1401
Miracles Miracles A newly converted hippie was very interestedly reading the Bible ... 997 15 0 1.5045
Monkey ina Zoo Monkey ina Zoo Out on an old hillbilly farm, an ancient man sits ... 676 6 4 0.2959
Moose Moose Two hunters decide to go moose hunting in Canada. ... 656 13 0 1.9817
Mothman Mothman A man and a woman are getting it on in bed, when t ... 877 40 6 3.8769
Movies Movies Who the hell wants to hear actors talk ... 1519 25 0 1.6458
Naked_girl Naked_girl A man went to his mate's fancy dress party with no ... 2176 96 10 3.9522
Never Die Never Die Canonical Lists of Old * Never Die, they just ... ... 831 12 1 1.3237
No Pot No Pot What did the deadhead say when he ran out of pot? ... 885 11 0 1.2429
No Weed No Weed What did one deadhead say to the other when he ran out of weed? ... 909 12 10 0.2200
Odd Horse Odd Horse A man buys a horse from an old man ... 569 5 0 0.8787
One shoe One shoe A hippie is walking down the sidewalk wearing a shoe on one foot ... 963 11 0 1.1423
one-way street one-way street After gunning his BMW the wrong way down a one-way street ... 370 74 63 2.9730
Orgasm Orgasm This man and this woman are riding next to each other on a plane ... 636 14 0 2.2013
Orgasms Orgasms During a course in human sexuality, the instructor was discussing ... 5465 31 1 0.5489
Panda Panda A panda sauntered into the saloon, sat down at the bar ... 541 13 0 2.4030
Paradox Paradox The Pot Paradox: ... 771 11 0 1.4267
Party Crashers Party Crashers How do you crash a houseboat party? ... 1870 154 276 -6.5241
Party Games Party Games Party Games for Deadheads ... 695 14 0 2.0144
Pay with a kiss Pay with a kiss At a fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material ... 5643 264 41 3.9518
Pearly Gates Pearly Gates A hippie dies and goes to the Pearly Gates ... 1119 14 1 1.1618
Pickup Lines Pickup Lines 267 pick up lines ... 1208 10 0 0.8278
Pinhole Burns Pinhole Burns What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt? ... 1563 100 206 -6.7818
Please Stand Please Stand A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses ... 5212 234 28 3.9524
Pot Bulb Pot Bulb How many pot smokers does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... 722 14 0 1.9391
Punishment Punishment A man was sent to Hell for his sins ... 1469 174 116 3.9483
Really high Really high You know you're really high when: ... 930 15 0 1.6129
Rectum Rectum Bob was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge at about 90mph ... 492 13 0 2.6423
Roach Clip Roach Clip Why do they call it a 'Roach Clip' ... 796 14 0 1.7588
Road Runner Road Runner One day Road Runner was flying along in the desert ... 429 11 0 2.5641
Sales Sales One summer, on a Friday afternoon, a young man was being trained ... 769 15 1 1.8205
Sarcasm Sarcasm Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day: ... 651 8 0 1.2289
Saviours Saviours Billy Graham, Oral Roberts & Jerry Falwell all died ... 405 11 0 2.7160
Simpsons Simpsons The Simpsons Drinking Game ... 528 13 0 2.4621
Skydiving Skydiving What do you call 1000 Deadheads jumping out of an airplane? ... 536 17 48 -5.7836
Snail Snail A guy hears a knock at his door. Opening the door ... 512 10 0 1.9531
Soap Soap Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred ... 391 12 0 3.0691
Soccer Soccer It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants ... 928 93 310 -23.3836
Space Space What do you do when you see a space man? ... 739 13 0 1.7591
Specimin Specimin Danny McGuire came home from work to find his love ... 536 13 0 2.4254
Srong End Srong End What do call a pothead that smokes a joint from the wrong end? ... 719 12 0 1.6690
ST:TNG ST:TNG How many people in Star Trek: The Next Generation does it take ... 455 14 1 2.8571
Stare Stare Why do stoners stare? ... 872 12 0 1.3761
Stay Stay How do you know when deadheads have been staying with you? ... 623 11 0 1.7657
Stay 2 Stay 2 How do you know when they're gonna leave? ... 609 11 0 1.8062
Subliminal Message Subliminal Message $chool i$ really great. ... 9844 454 65 3.9516
Suit Suit What do you call a hippie in a suit? ... 1031 10 0 0.9699
Swirl Swirl Why do deadheads swirl their arms when they dance? ... 715 11 0 1.5385
Talking Dog Talking Dog A Deadhead and his dog walked into a bar ... 758 13 0 1.7150
Telemarketers Telemarketers Ways to Get Rid of Telemarketers ... 476 10 0 2.1008
Temperature Temperature The Canadian Temperature Conversion Guide: ... 1318 10 0 0.7587
Time Time Two stoners are sitting on a porch. All of a sudden, a fire ... 741 14 0 1.8893
Timing is Everything Timing is Everything A guy shows up late for work ... 660 82 71 1.6667
Tip Tip Even rarer than the Shiite moslems are the Rari moslems ... 530 18 0 3.3962
To You and me To You and me Here's to you and here's to me ... 567 6 0 1.0582
Too Canadian Too Canadian You are too Canadian if ... 2373 12 0 0.5057
Turf Turf John McEnroe was asked recently whether he preferred grass ... 636 9 0 1.4151
Turn it on Turn it on Two guys make a pilgrimage to Cockpit country on The Island ... 600 12 0 2.0000
Twelve Days (2) Twelve Days (2) The 12-Days of Technology Before Christmas ... 640 12 1 1.7188
Twelve Days (4) Twelve Days (4) The Real 12 Days of Christmas ... 716 13 1 1.6760
Two Dollars Two Dollars On my way home from the second job I've taken ... 663 15 1 2.1116
Vultures Vultures The leader of the vultures had only one child, ... 543 11 0 2.0258
VW Bus VW Bus How many hippies can you fit into a V.W. bus? ... 1279 14 0 1.0946
Walking Walking Two stoners are walking down the street one pleasant day ... 980 13 1 1.2245
War sex War sex There were two guys in this trench and bombs were going off ... 4288 56 3 1.2360
Wife 1.0 Wife 1.0 Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 ... 7061 377 98 3.9513

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