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Guitarist Jokes

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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Bass bulb	How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? ...	663	16	1	2.2624
	Do It	As we know EVERYBODY DOES IT; it is just a matter ...	2529	11	6	0.1977
	Drowning	What do you throw a drowning guitarist ? ...	475	11	0	2.3158
	Gig	What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig? ...	475	11	0	2.3158
	Guitar Bulb	How many guitarists does it take to change a light-bulb? ...	528	14	2	2.2727
	Guitar Talk	What did the guitar say to the guitarist? ...	532	10	0	1.8797
	Guitarist	Hear about the famous guitarist who also made grea ...	520	13	0	2.5000
	Guitar_talk	What did the guitar say to the guitarist? ...	523	12	0	2.2945
	Jerry Stamp	I was talking to an office mate about the death of Jerry Garcia ...	903	17	0	1.8826
	Lead 1	How do you make a guitarist play quieter? ...	519	9	0	1.7341
	Lead 2	How do you make a lead guitarist stop playing? ...	432	9	0	2.0833
	Minor 2nd	What is the definition of a minor second? ...	416	10	0	2.4038
	Money	There's a five pound note on the floor ...	518	11	0	2.1236
	Slow Down	How do you make a lead guitarist slow down? ...	417	11	0	2.6379
	Unison	What do you call two guitarists playing in unison? ...	428	10	0	2.3364