|
Joke |
First Line |
Views |
 |
 |
Score |
 |
3 Wishes |
A man, his wife, and her mother were walking in the desert ... |
1134 |
38 |
5 |
2.9101 |
 |
3_foot_prick |
You sure do get to meet some weirdos when you wor ... |
781 |
16 |
6 |
1.2804 |
 |
American |
Top 10 good things about being and American ... |
957 |
19 |
6 |
1.3584 |
 |
Ass3 |
A guy was walking down the street and spotted an a ... |
706 |
13 |
0 |
1.8414 |
 |
Bad_caddie |
After a long day on the course, the exasperated go ... |
750 |
17 |
1 |
2.1333 |
 |
Believes_in_genies |
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclu ... |
1051 |
21 |
1 |
1.9029 |
 |
Bet |
A fellow is getting ready to tee off on the first hole ... |
704 |
11 |
1 |
1.4205 |
 |
Bl_dents |
A blonde was driving back from the mall when there ... |
683 |
10 |
0 |
1.4641 |
 |
Chicken2 |
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
... |
642 |
17 |
0 |
2.6480 |
 |
Church |
Things you never hear in church ... |
799 |
9 |
2 |
0.8761 |
 |
Club |
For most of the round the golfer had argued with his caddy ... |
585 |
12 |
0 |
2.0513 |
 |
Competition |
A rabbi and a priest lived door to door, and tried to outdo each ... |
681 |
14 |
1 |
1.9090 |
 |
Cow |
A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove ... |
602 |
13 |
1 |
1.9934 |
 |
Decoding Doctors |
What the Doctor says - What the Doctor really mean ... |
831 |
15 |
2 |
1.5644 |
 |
Dent Repair |
A blonde was driving back from the mall when ... |
1120 |
4 |
0 |
0.3571 |
 |
Double Booked |
The bride came down the aisle ... |
1502 |
25 |
32 |
-0.4660 |
 |
Easy Putt |
A golfer arrives in heaven. St Peter meets him at the gate ... |
625 |
15 |
0 |
2.4000 |
 |
Fanatics |
Two golf fanatics were sitting before the clubhouse fireplace ... |
564 |
11 |
2 |
1.5957 |
 |
Full Deckisms |
Different ways of saying dumb ... |
1870 |
14 |
0 |
0.7487 |
 |
G-o-d |
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters ... |
720 |
24 |
1 |
3.1944 |
 |
Galley |
Roman centurion to slaves on roman slave galley..
... |
534 |
13 |
2 |
2.0599 |
 |
Gamble |
A man invented a formula where, if he added the number of letters ... |
513 |
14 |
1 |
2.5341 |
 |
Garden |
In the wealthy suburbs of Palm Springs, a strange malady ... |
477 |
9 |
0 |
1.8868 |
 |
Garlic |
A workman who waas extremely fond of garlic boarded a bus ... |
510 |
12 |
0 |
2.3529 |
 |
Gas men |
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and ... |
430 |
9 |
0 |
2.0930 |
 |
Gas Pump |
A guy goes into a costume shop. ... |
480 |
12 |
0 |
2.5000 |
 |
Gates |
I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle ... |
418 |
10 |
1 |
2.1531 |
 |
Gates in Hell |
Bill Gates passes this mortal coil and to nobody's surprise ... |
636 |
13 |
2 |
1.7296 |
 |
Gator's |
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized ... |
448 |
15 |
0 |
3.3482 |
 |
Geese |
When geese fly south, why is one side of the V formation ... |
451 |
11 |
0 |
2.4390 |
 |
Genealogy |
I can always go for a little idle worship ... |
435 |
9 |
1 |
1.8391 |
 |
General |
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken ... |
418 |
13 |
0 |
3.1100 |
 |
General's Army |
Where did the General keep his army? ... |
448 |
8 |
0 |
1.7857 |
 |
Genie |
A stoner find a poor person on the street and helps him up ... |
1146 |
176 |
166 |
0.8726 |
 |
Genie |
This guy is walking along the beach, and finds a m ... |
538 |
9 |
0 |
1.6729 |
 |
Genie2 |
Some guys are trading increadible stories in a bar ... |
576 |
20 |
1 |
3.2986 |
 |
Genie3 |
A man with a real small man on his shoulder goes i ... |
486 |
9 |
0 |
1.8519 |
 |
Genie4 |
A Black, a Jew, and a Texan are scouring a beach w ... |
554 |
10 |
2 |
1.4440 |
 |
Genital |
Klein tells his friend Aggie, 'My girlfriend is learning ... |
499 |
10 |
0 |
2.0040 |
 |
Genius |
The scene is an art show where judges are inspecting ... |
440 |
12 |
0 |
2.7273 |
 |
Gentleman |
The tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped ... |
432 |
13 |
0 |
3.0093 |
 |
Gentlemen |
The head waiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled ... |
563 |
11 |
1 |
1.7762 |
 |
Geometry Student |
What was the geometry student looking for at the beach ... |
677 |
6 |
0 |
0.8863 |
 |
Get it done |
Three ways to get something done: ... |
460 |
12 |
1 |
2.3913 |
 |
Get weighed |
John took his blind date to a carnival. ... |
2818 |
269 |
242 |
0.9581 |
 |
Gets Around |
A gentleman was much surprised when the good looking young lady ... |
535 |
10 |
0 |
1.8692 |
 |
Getting in |
It was getting a little crowded in heaven ... |
1193 |
39 |
0 |
3.2691 |
 |
Getting Screwed |
A man knocks on the door of an exclusive brothel. ... |
430 |
10 |
0 |
2.3256 |
 |
Get_screwed |
The traveler knocked on the door of the house wher ... |
3467 |
219 |
82 |
3.9515 |
 |
Ghost |
An intrepid photographer went to a huanted castle ... |
439 |
14 |
0 |
3.1891 |
 |
Ghostly Mistake |
A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy ... |
504 |
12 |
0 |
2.3810 |
 |
Gift |
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart ... |
483 |
15 |
0 |
3.1056 |
 |
Gift from God |
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby ... |
956 |
14 |
0 |
1.4644 |
 |
Gifts |
Three jocks went fishing for a weekend ... |
552 |
13 |
0 |
2.3551 |
 |
Ginsburg |
It would have been confusing even if Ginsburg ... |
383 |
11 |
0 |
2.8721 |
 |
Giraffe Food |
Why is it so cheap to feed a giraffe? ... |
405 |
9 |
0 |
2.2222 |
 |
Giraffe Love |
A mouse and a lion walk into a bar ... |
514 |
11 |
1 |
1.9455 |
 |
Girl Farts |
Why don't little girls fart? ... |
609 |
12 |
1 |
1.8062 |
 |
Girlfriend Smokes |
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? ... |
538 |
11 |
0 |
2.0446 |
 |
Girls Team |
The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroid ... |
478 |
11 |
0 |
2.3013 |
 |
Glacier |
Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired ... |
404 |
11 |
0 |
2.7228 |
 |
Glass Pants |
A man saw a sign in a clothing store which said ... |
563 |
23 |
2 |
3.7300 |
 |
Glasses |
Never hit a man with glasses ... |
987 |
129 |
90 |
3.9514 |
 |
Go Home |
Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store ... |
375 |
9 |
0 |
2.4000 |
 |
Goalie |
The San Jose Sharks hockey team recently sponsored ... |
422 |
9 |
0 |
2.1327 |
 |
Goalposts |
What do you call a girl who stands between the goalposts? ... |
438 |
15 |
1 |
3.1963 |
 |
God |
There is a guy who is playing golf with a priest. ... |
728 |
15 |
0 |
2.0604 |
 |
God |
Three engineers were discussing what type of engineer god is. ... |
440 |
10 |
0 |
2.2727 |
 |
God's Lost |
A desperate young mother had two incorrigible boys ... |
440 |
11 |
0 |
2.5000 |
 |
God's Word |
It seems that, in a fit of international awareness ... |
425 |
9 |
0 |
2.1176 |
 |
Godiva |
What's the difference between a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? ... |
503 |
13 |
0 |
2.5845 |
 |
Godly Dog |
There was this bloke who had a dog which he was training ... |
459 |
14 |
0 |
3.0501 |
 |
Golf |
The Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't: ... |
615 |
14 |
0 |
2.2764 |
 |
Golf Club |
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks ... |
4681 |
211 |
26 |
3.9521 |
 |
Golf Clubs |
A Texas millionaire had fallen ill. Doctors consulted ... |
856 |
14 |
0 |
1.6355 |
 |
Golf course |
Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course? ... |
548 |
9 |
0 |
1.6423 |
 |
Golf001 |
A golfer went to confession, said "forgive me Fath ... |
495 |
9 |
0 |
1.8182 |
 |
Golf002 |
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone ... |
674 |
13 |
0 |
1.9288 |
 |
Golf003 |
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular ... |
482 |
11 |
0 |
2.2822 |
 |
Golf006 |
Preacher decides to skip Sunday services and go to ... |
506 |
12 |
0 |
2.3715 |
 |
Golf007 |
Two golfers met at the club. "I heard about your ... |
469 |
11 |
0 |
2.3454 |
 |
Golf008 |
Two guys were playing golf and as they were appro ... |
560 |
12 |
0 |
2.1429 |
 |
Golf009 |
A guy who is contemplating marrige tells the girl, ... |
467 |
12 |
1 |
2.3555 |
 |
Golf010 |
Moses, Jesus and this other guy were in Heaven pla ... |
533 |
10 |
0 |
1.8762 |
 |
Golf011 |
Perkins was twenty minutes late at the first tee o ... |
418 |
8 |
0 |
1.9139 |
 |
Golf014 |
The golfer's wife was frantic that he hadn't retur ... |
1224 |
140 |
121 |
1.5523 |
 |
Golf015 |
A very avid golfer was lined up and ready on the 1 ... |
420 |
9 |
0 |
2.1429 |
 |
Golf016 |
A golfer comes into the club house after a bad rou ... |
398 |
11 |
0 |
2.7638 |
 |
Golf017 |
Moses and Jesus were playing golf. They came to a ... |
436 |
12 |
0 |
2.7523 |
 |
Golf018 |
Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and a ... |
472 |
10 |
0 |
2.1186 |
 |
Golf019 |
A man and a woman met on the beach, fell in love w ... |
457 |
9 |
0 |
1.9694 |
 |
Golf020 |
"Dennis, how come you're using two caddies today?" ... |
391 |
11 |
0 |
2.8133 |
 |
Golf021 |
"How's your golf game these days, Grace?"
... |
452 |
13 |
0 |
2.8761 |
 |
Golfballs |
A round of drinks every hole can be bad for your golf game ... |
645 |
7 |
1 |
0.9302 |
 |
Golfclub |
Three women are at the golf club, when suddenly th ... |
1490 |
95 |
313 |
-14.6309 |
 |
Golfing respect |
A man and a friend are playing golf ... |
1822 |
101 |
29 |
3.9517 |
 |
Golf_2balls |
Said to a few of my friends that are patient enoug ... |
395 |
10 |
0 |
2.5316 |
 |
Golf_5 |
A pretty terrible golfer was playing a round of go ... |
404 |
10 |
0 |
2.4752 |
 |
Golf_accident |
A fourball watches a lone player play up short of ... |
1621 |
61 |
337 |
-17.0265 |
 |
Golf_ball |
At the first hole on a golf course, a man tees off ... |
411 |
11 |
0 |
2.6764 |
 |
Golf_balls |
One day a man is having a terrible day of golf. A ... |
433 |
10 |
0 |
2.3095 |
 |
Golf_count |
The golfer called one of the caddies and said, "I ... |
367 |
13 |
0 |
3.5422 |
 |
Golf_country |
What's the difference between golfing in New York ... |
710 |
10 |
0 |
1.4085 |
 |
Golf_deaf |
We'd booked a 2:00 p.m. tee time, but when we arri ... |
402 |
11 |
0 |
2.7363 |
 |
Golf_docter |
The husband and wife were playing on the ninth gre ... |
455 |
8 |
0 |
1.7582 |
 |
Golf_docter2 |
The husband and wife were playing on the ninth gre ... |
2203 |
100 |
13 |
3.9492 |
 |
Golf_dog |
A man and his friend meet at the club house and de ... |
724 |
58 |
42 |
2.2099 |
 |
Golf_drown |
A golfer tried three straight times to hit a golf ... |
411 |
13 |
0 |
3.1630 |
 |
Golf_drunk |
Two guys at a convention get totally drunk the nig ... |
423 |
9 |
0 |
2.1277 |
 |
Golf_fishing |
Two long time golfers were standing at the 3rd tee ... |
371 |
12 |
0 |
3.2345 |
 |
Golf_gimme |
There was a threesome of men warming up on the fir ... |
569 |
12 |
0 |
2.1090 |
 |
Golf_god2 |
A priest is playing a round of golf at the local p ... |
377 |
8 |
0 |
2.1220 |
 |
Golf_gspot |
Do you know the difference between a golf ball and ... |
410 |
11 |
0 |
2.6829 |
 |
Golf_heaven |
Near the end of a particularly trying round of gol ... |
482 |
11 |
0 |
2.2822 |
 |
Golf_hole2 |
Joe and his priest are playing in a golf match. Jo ... |
404 |
12 |
0 |
2.9703 |
 |
Golf_hooker |
A couple has a whirlwind, 30 day romance and even ... |
420 |
12 |
0 |
2.8571 |
 |
Golf_island |
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone ... |
604 |
13 |
0 |
2.1523 |
 |
Golf_marry |
The justice of the peace in a small town was about ... |
408 |
14 |
0 |
3.4314 |
 |
Golf_mulligan |
So there's this guy who golfs with his buddies eve ... |
365 |
11 |
0 |
3.0137 |
 |
Golf_murder |
The police arrived and found a woman dead on her l ... |
413 |
11 |
0 |
2.6634 |
 |
Golf_night |
The first illuminated golf course was opened for p ... |
437 |
15 |
0 |
3.4325 |
 |
Golf_old |
I was recently playing a round of golf with a nice ... |
419 |
12 |
0 |
2.8640 |
 |
Golf_outt |
Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three ... |
948 |
68 |
175 |
-11.2869 |
 |
Golf_pray |
A young man is playing golf with a priest. At a sh ... |
397 |
11 |
0 |
2.7708 |
 |
Golf_pro |
"I don't know about that new pro," said Dave. "He ... |
364 |
10 |
0 |
2.7473 |
 |
Golf_putt |
Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three ... |
392 |
10 |
1 |
2.2959 |
 |
Golf_rake |
... |
386 |
14 |
0 |
3.6269 |
 |
Golf_respect |
Two men playing golf and a funeral procession goes ... |
396 |
14 |
0 |
3.5354 |
 |
Golf_sex2 |
One day a man went golfing. On the fourth tee he w ... |
708 |
15 |
0 |
2.1186 |
 |
Golf_silly |
A man and his golf-ignorant girlfriend are driving ... |
423 |
13 |
0 |
3.0733 |
 |
Golf_time |
Manager: I'm sorry. Sir, we have no time open on t ... |
389 |
9 |
0 |
2.3136 |
 |
Golf_tough |
I once played a course that was so tough, I lost t ... |
371 |
11 |
0 |
2.9650 |
 |
Golf_trade |
"I just got a new set of golf clubs for my husband ... |
377 |
11 |
0 |
2.9178 |
 |
Golf_turf |
A golfer had made an awful shot and tore up a larg ... |
419 |
15 |
0 |
3.5800 |
 |
Golf_worst |
A golfer enters a tournament and is assigned a cad ... |
384 |
10 |
0 |
2.6042 |
 |
Gone |
A man goes to visit a friend. The friend's wife answers ... |
372 |
10 |
0 |
2.6882 |
 |
Gonna_die |
"Doc, am I going to die?"
... |
5289 |
228 |
19 |
3.9516 |
 |
Good dog |
A butcher in his shop, and he's real busy, and he notices a dog ... |
451 |
11 |
0 |
2.4390 |
 |
Good Drive |
A golfer shows up for his regular foursome except ... |
363 |
12 |
0 |
3.3058 |
 |
Good Home |
After the dedication service of his baby brother in church ... |
887 |
117 |
82 |
3.9459 |
 |
Good shot |
At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee ... |
943 |
19 |
0 |
2.0148 |
 |
Goodman |
What did the cannibal say after he threw up?
... |
946 |
128 |
160 |
-3.3827 |
 |
Goodnbad_news |
"I've got some good news and some bad news" the do ... |
674 |
16 |
2 |
2.0772 |
 |
Good_and_bad |
"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has ... |
425 |
13 |
0 |
3.0588 |
 |
Good_catholic |
An Army chaplain, walking through a notorious sect ... |
384 |
11 |
0 |
2.8646 |
 |
Good_con |
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. ... |
366 |
10 |
0 |
2.7322 |
 |
Good_dancer |
A woman goes to a club in LA and meets a man. The ... |
587 |
12 |
1 |
1.8739 |
 |
Good_friday |
Here's a true story that happened to a friend's fa ... |
2000 |
87 |
8 |
3.9500 |
 |
Good_job |
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: "Gues ... |
386 |
10 |
0 |
2.5907 |
 |
Good_job2 |
Slim walked into the local post office and noticed ... |
730 |
133 |
116 |
2.3288 |
 |
Good_school |
Personnel officer: Where did you study accounting? ... |
375 |
11 |
0 |
2.9333 |
 |
Goofy |
Minnie and Mickey were feuding one day. They deci ... |
387 |
13 |
0 |
3.3592 |
 |
Gorilla |
There were two men who played golf together frequently ... |
400 |
12 |
0 |
3.0000 |
 |
Gossip |
It's about two elderly excited women who were sitt ... |
373 |
8 |
0 |
2.1448 |
 |
Got Milk |
I bet whenever a cow sees one of those 'Got Milk?' commercials ... |
376 |
9 |
1 |
2.1277 |
 |
Gotta_think |
The proud father brought home a backyard swing set ... |
356 |
11 |
0 |
3.0899 |
 |
Got_balls |
A marine general, an army general and an navy admi ... |
419 |
12 |
0 |
2.8640 |
 |
Got_cable |
I met this gal in a bar and one thing lead to anot ... |
420 |
12 |
0 |
2.8571 |
 |
Got_change |
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? ... |
370 |
11 |
0 |
2.9730 |
 |
Got_id |
A Georgia State Trooper pulls over a pickemup on I ... |
433 |
79 |
125 |
-10.6236 |
 |
Govern |
Son: Dad I have to do a special report for school. ... |
414 |
12 |
0 |
2.8986 |
 |
Gov_wish |
A Government Employee sits in his office and out o ... |
383 |
12 |
0 |
3.1332 |
 |
Go_and_screw |
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick u ... |
438 |
15 |
0 |
3.4247 |
 |
Go_to_school |
A mother walked into her son's room and said cheer ... |
461 |
16 |
0 |
3.4707 |
 |
GPA |
The football player was trying to pick up a coed ... |
821 |
51 |
112 |
-7.4300 |
 |
Grab Your Nuts |
While on a flight from New York the Stewardess was busy ... |
1102 |
18 |
0 |
1.6334 |
 |
Grab_my_breasts |
A woman went into a department store and told the ... |
546 |
14 |
0 |
2.5641 |
 |
Grads |
How many graduate students does it take to screw i ... |
343 |
12 |
0 |
3.4985 |
 |
Gramma |
My grandma died yesterday, we had her creameted. W ... |
362 |
10 |
0 |
2.7624 |
 |
Grammer |
A newcomer to the penitentiary was tipped off by h ... |
440 |
17 |
1 |
3.6364 |
 |
Gramps |
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institu ... |
397 |
11 |
0 |
2.7708 |
 |
Grape |
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped o ... |
539 |
13 |
0 |
2.4119 |
 |
Grapes |
A talking duck waddles into a stop 'n' rob and ask ... |
5035 |
209 |
10 |
3.9523 |
 |
Grape_and_chicken |
What do a grape and a chicken have in common ?
... |
336 |
11 |
0 |
3.2738 |
 |
Grasping |
Johann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who on ... |
416 |
15 |
0 |
3.6058 |
 |
Grasshopper |
A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a beer ... |
2760 |
59 |
0 |
2.1377 |
 |
Gravity |
I bet that when the apple landed on Newton's head ... |
374 |
12 |
0 |
3.2086 |
 |
Great_writer |
A young man professed the desire to become a great ... |
506 |
15 |
0 |
2.9644 |
 |
Green |
What's green and has wheels? ... |
333 |
10 |
0 |
3.0030 |
 |
Green Balls |
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop ... |
1649 |
16 |
0 |
0.9703 |
 |
Green Coffee |
A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning ... |
407 |
14 |
0 |
3.4398 |
 |
Grey |
What's grey ... |
648 |
12 |
0 |
1.8519 |
 |
Grlfrnd |
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3.1 to ... |
419 |
14 |
0 |
3.3413 |
 |
Groom |
A police officer in a small town stopped a motoris ... |
385 |
11 |
0 |
2.8571 |
 |
Grown_up_musician |
This boy goes up to his father one day and says, " ... |
392 |
13 |
0 |
3.3163 |
 |
Gspot |
what's the difference between a golf ball and a G- ... |
518 |
13 |
0 |
2.5097 |
 |
Guard |
A fella was saying to his friend, "My wife seems t ... |
382 |
9 |
0 |
2.3560 |
 |
Guide Dog |
Two men were walking their dogs and decided to get a bite to eat ... |
507 |
12 |
0 |
2.3669 |
 |
Guidedog |
A blind guy stops at an intersection with his gui ... |
426 |
16 |
0 |
3.7559 |
 |
Guitarist |
Hear about the famous guitarist who also made grea ... |
443 |
13 |
0 |
2.9345 |
 |
Guitar_talk |
What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
... |
439 |
12 |
0 |
2.7335 |
 |
Gullable |
Fun Fact of the Day
... |
355 |
11 |
0 |
3.0986 |
 |
Gullable2 |
They told me I was gullible
... |
344 |
10 |
0 |
2.9070 |
 |
Gum |
Two men were in the process of inventing a new bra ... |
911 |
43 |
7 |
3.9517 |
 |
Gun Advice |
It's 1860. The decade of gunslingers and gentlemen ... |
461 |
11 |
0 |
2.3861 |
 |
Gunnery |
The new ensign was standing his first night watch ... |
349 |
11 |
0 |
3.1519 |
 |
Gunpowder |
A man once counselled his son that if he wanted to ... |
435 |
17 |
1 |
3.6782 |
 |
Gunslinger |
It's the 1880's, wild west, Dodge City, Kansas, Saw Dust Saloon. ... |
387 |
9 |
0 |
2.3256 |
 |
Guy |
What do you call a guy with a shovel in his head?
... |
386 |
11 |
1 |
2.5907 |
 |
Hip_genie |
A stoner find a poor person on the street and help ... |
454 |
9 |
0 |
1.9824 |
 |
Hitman |
One morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find ... |
565 |
15 |
0 |
2.6549 |
 |
Holy Golf |
God and Jesus are playing golf, Jesus hits a nice eight iron ... |
1881 |
11 |
0 |
0.5848 |
 |
Jail Time |
Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally ... |
753 |
12 |
2 |
1.3280 |
 |
Long Life |
A woman walked up to a little old man ... |
2532 |
140 |
40 |
3.9494 |
 |
Longer |
A golfer, encountering a genie, was granted one wi ... |
499 |
11 |
0 |
2.2044 |
 |
Mens Balls |
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls ... |
1206 |
17 |
0 |
1.4096 |
 |
Mulligan |
So there's this guy who golfs with his buddies every weekend ... |
435 |
16 |
0 |
3.6782 |
 |
Murder |
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding ... |
1459 |
24 |
55 |
-2.1247 |
 |
Never Die |
Canonical Lists of Old * Never Die, they just ... ... |
831 |
12 |
1 |
1.3237 |
 |
Not_in_church |
Things You Never Hear in Church
... |
541 |
11 |
0 |
2.0333 |
 |
Not_in_church |
Things You Never Hear in Church
... |
449 |
9 |
0 |
2.0045 |
 |
Observations |
Observations on loose people ... |
599 |
12 |
0 |
2.0033 |
 |
Odds |
D = nP2
... |
862 |
40 |
6 |
3.9443 |
 |
One_wish |
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices ... |
528 |
11 |
0 |
2.0833 |
 |
Operation |
Over a round of golf, two doctors were talking shop ... |
430 |
6 |
0 |
1.3953 |
 |
Orgasms |
Types of Orgasms ... |
832 |
14 |
1 |
1.5625 |
 |
Perfect Shot |
Two male golfers are standing on the 10th tee ... |
401 |
14 |
0 |
3.4913 |
 |
Play |
A foursome of golfers watch a lone player play up ... |
400 |
12 |
0 |
3.0000 |
 |
Prayers |
Lord, help me to relax about insignificant detail ... |
484 |
13 |
0 |
2.6860 |
 |
Putt |
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing les ... |
794 |
70 |
138 |
-8.5642 |
 |
Review |
A golfer was reviewing his shot with his caddie ... |
531 |
4 |
3 |
0.1883 |
 |
Sales |
One summer, on a Friday afternoon, a young man was being trained ... |
769 |
15 |
1 |
1.8205 |
 |
Score |
The score a player reports on any hole...
... |
423 |
20 |
4 |
3.7825 |
 |
Sick |
Negotiations between union members and their employer were ... |
908 |
13 |
0 |
1.4317 |
 |
Speed |
A golfer's ball had landed just left of the fairway ... |
423 |
17 |
2 |
3.5461 |
 |
Stuck |
The golf pro was teaching some sweet young thing how to golf ... |
1944 |
77 |
529 |
-23.2510 |
 |
Studying Lawyer |
Why was the lawyer studying ... |
638 |
656 |
1014 |
-56.1129 |
 |
Tom Swifty's |
Tom Swifty's (or so he said) ... |
510 |
9 |
0 |
1.7647 |
 |
Two Wishes |
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich ... |
1361 |
28 |
0 |
2.0573 |
 |
Urges |
A father spoke to his son, 'It's time we had a little talk, my so ... |
392 |
8 |
0 |
2.0408 |
 |
Vision |
Did you hear about the far-sighted golfer...
... |
3393 |
151 |
17 |
3.9493 |
 |
What course |
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole ... |
487 |
16 |
0 |
3.2854 |
 |
Wrong Direction |
A motorist was driving in the country ... |
1999 |
105 |
26 |
3.9520 |
 |
Youth machine |
An Amish boy and his father ... |
7943 |
915 |
204 |
8.9513 |
|