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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	3 Wishes	A man, his wife, and her mother were walking in the desert ...	1134	38	5	2.9101
	3_foot_prick	You sure do get to meet some weirdos when you wor ...	781	16	6	1.2804
	American	Top 10 good things about being and American ...	957	19	6	1.3584
	Ass3	A guy was walking down the street and spotted an a ...	706	13	0	1.8414
	Bad_caddie	After a long day on the course, the exasperated go ...	750	17	1	2.1333
	Believes_in_genies	A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclu ...	1051	21	1	1.9029
	Bet	A fellow is getting ready to tee off on the first hole ...	704	11	1	1.4205
	Bl_dents	A blonde was driving back from the mall when there ...	683	10	0	1.4641
	Chicken2	WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? ...	642	17	0	2.6480
	Church	Things you never hear in church ...	799	9	2	0.8761
	Club	For most of the round the golfer had argued with his caddy ...	585	12	0	2.0513
	Competition	A rabbi and a priest lived door to door, and tried to outdo each ...	681	14	1	1.9090
	Cow	A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove ...	602	13	1	1.9934
	Decoding Doctors	What the Doctor says - What the Doctor really mean ...	831	15	2	1.5644
	Dent Repair	A blonde was driving back from the mall when ...	1120	4	0	0.3571
	Double Booked	The bride came down the aisle ...	1502	25	32	-0.4660
	Easy Putt	A golfer arrives in heaven. St Peter meets him at the gate ...	625	15	0	2.4000
	Fanatics	Two golf fanatics were sitting before the clubhouse fireplace ...	564	11	2	1.5957
	Full Deckisms	Different ways of saying dumb ...	1870	14	0	0.7487
	G-o-d	A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters ...	720	24	1	3.1944
	Galley	Roman centurion to slaves on roman slave galley.. ...	534	13	2	2.0599
	Gamble	A man invented a formula where, if he added the number of letters ...	513	14	1	2.5341
	Garden	In the wealthy suburbs of Palm Springs, a strange malady ...	477	9	0	1.8868
	Garlic	A workman who waas extremely fond of garlic boarded a bus ...	510	12	0	2.3529
	Gas men	Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and ...	430	9	0	2.0930
	Gas Pump	A guy goes into a costume shop. ...	480	12	0	2.5000
	Gates	I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle ...	418	10	1	2.1531
	Gates in Hell	Bill Gates passes this mortal coil and to nobody's surprise ...	636	13	2	1.7296
	Gator's	While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized ...	448	15	0	3.3482
	Geese	When geese fly south, why is one side of the V formation ...	451	11	0	2.4390
	Genealogy	I can always go for a little idle worship ...	435	9	1	1.8391
	General	The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken ...	418	13	0	3.1100
	General's Army	Where did the General keep his army? ...	448	8	0	1.7857
	Genie	A stoner find a poor person on the street and helps him up ...	1146	176	166	0.8726
	Genie	This guy is walking along the beach, and finds a m ...	538	9	0	1.6729
	Genie2	Some guys are trading increadible stories in a bar ...	576	20	1	3.2986
	Genie3	A man with a real small man on his shoulder goes i ...	486	9	0	1.8519
	Genie4	A Black, a Jew, and a Texan are scouring a beach w ...	554	10	2	1.4440
	Genital	Klein tells his friend Aggie, 'My girlfriend is learning ...	499	10	0	2.0040
	Genius	The scene is an art show where judges are inspecting ...	440	12	0	2.7273
	Gentleman	The tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped ...	432	13	0	3.0093
	Gentlemen	The head waiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled ...	563	11	1	1.7762
	Geometry Student	What was the geometry student looking for at the beach ...	677	6	0	0.8863
	Get it done	Three ways to get something done: ...	460	12	1	2.3913
	Get weighed	John took his blind date to a carnival. ...	2818	269	242	0.9581
	Gets Around	A gentleman was much surprised when the good looking young lady ...	535	10	0	1.8692
	Getting in	It was getting a little crowded in heaven ...	1193	39	0	3.2691
	Getting Screwed	A man knocks on the door of an exclusive brothel. ...	430	10	0	2.3256
	Get_screwed	The traveler knocked on the door of the house wher ...	3467	219	82	3.9515
	Ghost	An intrepid photographer went to a huanted castle ...	439	14	0	3.1891
	Ghostly Mistake	A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy ...	504	12	0	2.3810
	Gift	A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart ...	483	15	0	3.1056
	Gift from God	There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby ...	956	14	0	1.4644
	Gifts	Three jocks went fishing for a weekend ...	552	13	0	2.3551
	Ginsburg	It would have been confusing even if Ginsburg ...	383	11	0	2.8721
	Giraffe Food	Why is it so cheap to feed a giraffe? ...	405	9	0	2.2222
	Giraffe Love	A mouse and a lion walk into a bar ...	514	11	1	1.9455
	Girl Farts	Why don't little girls fart? ...	609	12	1	1.8062
	Girlfriend Smokes	What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? ...	538	11	0	2.0446
	Girls Team	The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroid ...	478	11	0	2.3013
	Glacier	Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired ...	404	11	0	2.7228
	Glass Pants	A man saw a sign in a clothing store which said ...	563	23	2	3.7300
	Glasses	Never hit a man with glasses ...	987	129	90	3.9514
	Go Home	Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store ...	375	9	0	2.4000
	Goalie	The San Jose Sharks hockey team recently sponsored ...	422	9	0	2.1327
	Goalposts	What do you call a girl who stands between the goalposts? ...	438	15	1	3.1963
	God	There is a guy who is playing golf with a priest. ...	728	15	0	2.0604
	God	Three engineers were discussing what type of engineer god is. ...	440	10	0	2.2727
	God's Lost	A desperate young mother had two incorrigible boys ...	440	11	0	2.5000
	God's Word	It seems that, in a fit of international awareness ...	425	9	0	2.1176
	Godiva	What's the difference between a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? ...	503	13	0	2.5845
	Godly Dog	There was this bloke who had a dog which he was training ...	459	14	0	3.0501
	Golf	The Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't: ...	615	14	0	2.2764
	Golf Club	A golf club walks into a local bar and asks ...	4681	211	26	3.9521
	Golf Clubs	A Texas millionaire had fallen ill. Doctors consulted ...	856	14	0	1.6355
	Golf course	Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course? ...	548	9	0	1.6423
	Golf001	A golfer went to confession, said "forgive me Fath ...	495	9	0	1.8182
	Golf002	This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone ...	674	13	0	1.9288
	Golf003	After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular ...	482	11	0	2.2822
	Golf006	Preacher decides to skip Sunday services and go to ...	506	12	0	2.3715
	Golf007	Two golfers met at the club. "I heard about your ...	469	11	0	2.3454
	Golf008	Two guys were playing golf and as they were appro ...	560	12	0	2.1429
	Golf009	A guy who is contemplating marrige tells the girl, ...	467	12	1	2.3555
	Golf010	Moses, Jesus and this other guy were in Heaven pla ...	533	10	0	1.8762
	Golf011	Perkins was twenty minutes late at the first tee o ...	418	8	0	1.9139
	Golf014	The golfer's wife was frantic that he hadn't retur ...	1224	140	121	1.5523
	Golf015	A very avid golfer was lined up and ready on the 1 ...	420	9	0	2.1429
	Golf016	A golfer comes into the club house after a bad rou ...	398	11	0	2.7638
	Golf017	Moses and Jesus were playing golf. They came to a ...	436	12	0	2.7523
	Golf018	Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and a ...	472	10	0	2.1186
	Golf019	A man and a woman met on the beach, fell in love w ...	457	9	0	1.9694
	Golf020	"Dennis, how come you're using two caddies today?" ...	391	11	0	2.8133
	Golf021	"How's your golf game these days, Grace?" ...	452	13	0	2.8761
	Golfballs	A round of drinks every hole can be bad for your golf game ...	645	7	1	0.9302
	Golfclub	Three women are at the golf club, when suddenly th ...	1490	95	313	-14.6309
	Golfing respect	A man and a friend are playing golf ...	1822	101	29	3.9517
	Golf_2balls	Said to a few of my friends that are patient enoug ...	395	10	0	2.5316
	Golf_5	A pretty terrible golfer was playing a round of go ...	404	10	0	2.4752
	Golf_accident	A fourball watches a lone player play up short of ...	1621	61	337	-17.0265
	Golf_ball	At the first hole on a golf course, a man tees off ...	411	11	0	2.6764
	Golf_balls	One day a man is having a terrible day of golf. A ...	433	10	0	2.3095
	Golf_count	The golfer called one of the caddies and said, "I ...	367	13	0	3.5422
	Golf_country	What's the difference between golfing in New York ...	710	10	0	1.4085
	Golf_deaf	We'd booked a 2:00 p.m. tee time, but when we arri ...	402	11	0	2.7363
	Golf_docter	The husband and wife were playing on the ninth gre ...	455	8	0	1.7582
	Golf_docter2	The husband and wife were playing on the ninth gre ...	2203	100	13	3.9492
	Golf_dog	A man and his friend meet at the club house and de ...	724	58	42	2.2099
	Golf_drown	A golfer tried three straight times to hit a golf ...	411	13	0	3.1630
	Golf_drunk	Two guys at a convention get totally drunk the nig ...	423	9	0	2.1277
	Golf_fishing	Two long time golfers were standing at the 3rd tee ...	371	12	0	3.2345
	Golf_gimme	There was a threesome of men warming up on the fir ...	569	12	0	2.1090
	Golf_god2	A priest is playing a round of golf at the local p ...	377	8	0	2.1220
	Golf_gspot	Do you know the difference between a golf ball and ...	410	11	0	2.6829
	Golf_heaven	Near the end of a particularly trying round of gol ...	482	11	0	2.2822
	Golf_hole2	Joe and his priest are playing in a golf match. Jo ...	404	12	0	2.9703
	Golf_hooker	A couple has a whirlwind, 30 day romance and even ...	420	12	0	2.8571
	Golf_island	This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone ...	604	13	0	2.1523
	Golf_marry	The justice of the peace in a small town was about ...	408	14	0	3.4314
	Golf_mulligan	So there's this guy who golfs with his buddies eve ...	365	11	0	3.0137
	Golf_murder	The police arrived and found a woman dead on her l ...	413	11	0	2.6634
	Golf_night	The first illuminated golf course was opened for p ...	437	15	0	3.4325
	Golf_old	I was recently playing a round of golf with a nice ...	419	12	0	2.8640
	Golf_outt	Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three ...	948	68	175	-11.2869
	Golf_pray	A young man is playing golf with a priest. At a sh ...	397	11	0	2.7708
	Golf_pro	"I don't know about that new pro," said Dave. "He ...	364	10	0	2.7473
	Golf_putt	Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three ...	392	10	1	2.2959
	Golf_rake	...	386	14	0	3.6269
	Golf_respect	Two men playing golf and a funeral procession goes ...	396	14	0	3.5354
	Golf_sex2	One day a man went golfing. On the fourth tee he w ...	708	15	0	2.1186
	Golf_silly	A man and his golf-ignorant girlfriend are driving ...	423	13	0	3.0733
	Golf_time	Manager: I'm sorry. Sir, we have no time open on t ...	389	9	0	2.3136
	Golf_tough	I once played a course that was so tough, I lost t ...	371	11	0	2.9650
	Golf_trade	"I just got a new set of golf clubs for my husband ...	377	11	0	2.9178
	Golf_turf	A golfer had made an awful shot and tore up a larg ...	419	15	0	3.5800
	Golf_worst	A golfer enters a tournament and is assigned a cad ...	384	10	0	2.6042
	Gone	A man goes to visit a friend. The friend's wife answers ...	372	10	0	2.6882
	Gonna_die	"Doc, am I going to die?" ...	5289	228	19	3.9516
	Good dog	A butcher in his shop, and he's real busy, and he notices a dog ...	451	11	0	2.4390
	Good Drive	A golfer shows up for his regular foursome except ...	363	12	0	3.3058
	Good Home	After the dedication service of his baby brother in church ...	887	117	82	3.9459
	Good shot	At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee ...	943	19	0	2.0148
	Goodman	What did the cannibal say after he threw up? ...	946	128	160	-3.3827
	Goodnbad_news	"I've got some good news and some bad news" the do ...	674	16	2	2.0772
	Good_and_bad	"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has ...	425	13	0	3.0588
	Good_catholic	An Army chaplain, walking through a notorious sect ...	384	11	0	2.8646
	Good_con	Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. ...	366	10	0	2.7322
	Good_dancer	A woman goes to a club in LA and meets a man. The ...	587	12	1	1.8739
	Good_friday	Here's a true story that happened to a friend's fa ...	2000	87	8	3.9500
	Good_job	A guy came home to his wife and said to her: "Gues ...	386	10	0	2.5907
	Good_job2	Slim walked into the local post office and noticed ...	730	133	116	2.3288
	Good_school	Personnel officer: Where did you study accounting? ...	375	11	0	2.9333
	Goofy	Minnie and Mickey were feuding one day. They deci ...	387	13	0	3.3592
	Gorilla	There were two men who played golf together frequently ...	400	12	0	3.0000
	Gossip	It's about two elderly excited women who were sitt ...	373	8	0	2.1448
	Got Milk	I bet whenever a cow sees one of those 'Got Milk?' commercials ...	376	9	1	2.1277
	Gotta_think	The proud father brought home a backyard swing set ...	356	11	0	3.0899
	Got_balls	A marine general, an army general and an navy admi ...	419	12	0	2.8640
	Got_cable	I met this gal in a bar and one thing lead to anot ...	420	12	0	2.8571
	Got_change	Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? ...	370	11	0	2.9730
	Got_id	A Georgia State Trooper pulls over a pickemup on I ...	433	79	125	-10.6236
	Govern	Son: Dad I have to do a special report for school. ...	414	12	0	2.8986
	Gov_wish	A Government Employee sits in his office and out o ...	383	12	0	3.1332
	Go_and_screw	It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick u ...	438	15	0	3.4247
	Go_to_school	A mother walked into her son's room and said cheer ...	461	16	0	3.4707
	GPA	The football player was trying to pick up a coed ...	821	51	112	-7.4300
	Grab Your Nuts	While on a flight from New York the Stewardess was busy ...	1102	18	0	1.6334
	Grab_my_breasts	A woman went into a department store and told the ...	546	14	0	2.5641
	Grads	How many graduate students does it take to screw i ...	343	12	0	3.4985
	Gramma	My grandma died yesterday, we had her creameted. W ...	362	10	0	2.7624
	Grammer	A newcomer to the penitentiary was tipped off by h ...	440	17	1	3.6364
	Gramps	A psychiatrist visited a California mental institu ...	397	11	0	2.7708
	Grape	What did the grape say when the elephant stepped o ...	539	13	0	2.4119
	Grapes	A talking duck waddles into a stop 'n' rob and ask ...	5035	209	10	3.9523
	Grape_and_chicken	What do a grape and a chicken have in common ? ...	336	11	0	3.2738
	Grasping	Johann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who on ...	416	15	0	3.6058
	Grasshopper	A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a beer ...	2760	59	0	2.1377
	Gravity	I bet that when the apple landed on Newton's head ...	374	12	0	3.2086
	Great_writer	A young man professed the desire to become a great ...	506	15	0	2.9644
	Green	What's green and has wheels? ...	333	10	0	3.0030
	Green Balls	A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop ...	1649	16	0	0.9703
	Green Coffee	A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning ...	407	14	0	3.4398
	Grey	What's grey ...	648	12	0	1.8519
	Grlfrnd	Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3.1 to ...	419	14	0	3.3413
	Groom	A police officer in a small town stopped a motoris ...	385	11	0	2.8571
	Grown_up_musician	This boy goes up to his father one day and says, " ...	392	13	0	3.3163
	Gspot	what's the difference between a golf ball and a G- ...	518	13	0	2.5097
	Guard	A fella was saying to his friend, "My wife seems t ...	382	9	0	2.3560
	Guide Dog	Two men were walking their dogs and decided to get a bite to eat ...	507	12	0	2.3669
	Guidedog	A blind guy stops at an intersection with his gui ...	426	16	0	3.7559
	Guitarist	Hear about the famous guitarist who also made grea ...	443	13	0	2.9345
	Guitar_talk	What did the guitar say to the guitarist? ...	439	12	0	2.7335
	Gullable	Fun Fact of the Day ...	355	11	0	3.0986
	Gullable2	They told me I was gullible ...	344	10	0	2.9070
	Gum	Two men were in the process of inventing a new bra ...	911	43	7	3.9517
	Gun Advice	It's 1860. The decade of gunslingers and gentlemen ...	461	11	0	2.3861
	Gunnery	The new ensign was standing his first night watch ...	349	11	0	3.1519
	Gunpowder	A man once counselled his son that if he wanted to ...	435	17	1	3.6782
	Gunslinger	It's the 1880's, wild west, Dodge City, Kansas, Saw Dust Saloon. ...	387	9	0	2.3256
	Guy	What do you call a guy with a shovel in his head? ...	386	11	1	2.5907
	Hip_genie	A stoner find a poor person on the street and help ...	454	9	0	1.9824
	Hitman	One morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find ...	565	15	0	2.6549
	Holy Golf	God and Jesus are playing golf, Jesus hits a nice eight iron ...	1881	11	0	0.5848
	Jail Time	Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally ...	753	12	2	1.3280
	Long Life	A woman walked up to a little old man ...	2532	140	40	3.9494
	Longer	A golfer, encountering a genie, was granted one wi ...	499	11	0	2.2044
	Mens Balls	I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls ...	1206	17	0	1.4096
	Mulligan	So there's this guy who golfs with his buddies every weekend ...	435	16	0	3.6782
	Murder	Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding ...	1459	24	55	-2.1247
	Never Die	Canonical Lists of Old * Never Die, they just ... ...	831	12	1	1.3237
	Not_in_church	Things You Never Hear in Church ...	541	11	0	2.0333
	Not_in_church	Things You Never Hear in Church ...	449	9	0	2.0045
	Observations	Observations on loose people ...	599	12	0	2.0033
	Odds	D = nP2 ...	862	40	6	3.9443
	One_wish	Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices ...	528	11	0	2.0833
	Operation	Over a round of golf, two doctors were talking shop ...	430	6	0	1.3953
	Orgasms	Types of Orgasms ...	832	14	1	1.5625
	Perfect Shot	Two male golfers are standing on the 10th tee ...	401	14	0	3.4913
	Play	A foursome of golfers watch a lone player play up ...	400	12	0	3.0000
	Prayers	Lord, help me to relax about insignificant detail ...	484	13	0	2.6860
	Putt	The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing les ...	794	70	138	-8.5642
	Review	A golfer was reviewing his shot with his caddie ...	531	4	3	0.1883
	Sales	One summer, on a Friday afternoon, a young man was being trained ...	769	15	1	1.8205
	Score	The score a player reports on any hole... ...	423	20	4	3.7825
	Sick	Negotiations between union members and their employer were ...	908	13	0	1.4317
	Speed	A golfer's ball had landed just left of the fairway ...	423	17	2	3.5461
	Stuck	The golf pro was teaching some sweet young thing how to golf ...	1944	77	529	-23.2510
	Studying Lawyer	Why was the lawyer studying ...	638	656	1014	-56.1129
	Tom Swifty's	Tom Swifty's (or so he said) ...	510	9	0	1.7647
	Two Wishes	A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich ...	1361	28	0	2.0573
	Urges	A father spoke to his son, 'It's time we had a little talk, my so ...	392	8	0	2.0408
	Vision	Did you hear about the far-sighted golfer... ...	3393	151	17	3.9493
	What course	Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole ...	487	16	0	3.2854
	Wrong Direction	A motorist was driving in the country ...	1999	105	26	3.9520
	Youth machine	An Amish boy and his father ...	7943	915	204	8.9513