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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	3 Wishes	A man, his wife, and her mother were walking in the desert ...	1500	52	12	2.6667
	3_foot_prick	You sure do get to meet some weirdos when you wor ...	975	19	9	1.0256
	American	Top 10 good things about being and American ...	1159	20	8	1.0354
	Ass3	A guy was walking down the street and spotted an a ...	862	16	0	1.8561
	Bad_caddie	After a long day on the course, the exasperated go ...	870	21	2	2.1839
	Believes_in_genies	A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclu ...	1170	23	1	1.8803
	Bet	A fellow is getting ready to tee off on the first hole ...	806	12	1	1.3648
	Bl_dents	A blonde was driving back from the mall when there ...	836	13	1	1.4354
	Chicken2	WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? ...	824	19	1	2.1845
	Church	Things you never hear in church ...	996	9	2	0.7028
	Club	For most of the round the golfer had argued with his caddy ...	665	12	0	1.8045
	Competition	A rabbi and a priest lived door to door, and tried to outdo each ...	796	15	2	1.6332
	Cow	A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove ...	694	13	1	1.7291
	Decoding Doctors	What the Doctor says - What the Doctor really mean ...	978	15	2	1.3292
	Dent Repair	A blonde was driving back from the mall when ...	1242	5	0	0.4026
	Double Booked	The bride came down the aisle ...	1587	25	32	-0.4411
	Easy Putt	A golfer arrives in heaven. St Peter meets him at the gate ...	706	15	0	2.1246
	Fanatics	Two golf fanatics were sitting before the clubhouse fireplace ...	644	11	2	1.3975
	Full Deckisms	Different ways of saying dumb ...	2103	14	0	0.6657
	G-o-d	A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters ...	805	25	1	2.9814
	Galley	Roman centurion to slaves on roman slave galley.. ...	608	13	2	1.8092
	Gamble	A man invented a formula where, if he added the number of letters ...	581	14	1	2.2375
	Garden	In the wealthy suburbs of Palm Springs, a strange malady ...	538	9	0	1.6729
	Garlic	A workman who waas extremely fond of garlic boarded a bus ...	589	12	0	2.0374
	Gas men	Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and ...	501	9	0	1.7964
	Gas Pump	A guy goes into a costume shop. ...	553	13	0	2.3508
	Gates	I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle ...	494	10	1	1.8219
	Gates in Hell	Bill Gates passes this mortal coil and to nobody's surprise ...	719	13	2	1.5299
	Gator's	While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized ...	513	16	0	3.1189
	Geese	When geese fly south, why is one side of the V formation ...	517	11	0	2.1277
	Genealogy	I can always go for a little idle worship ...	499	9	1	1.6032
	General	The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken ...	481	13	0	2.7027
	General's Army	Where did the General keep his army? ...	514	8	0	1.5564
	Genie	A stoner find a poor person on the street and helps him up ...	1233	177	166	0.8921
	Genie	This guy is walking along the beach, and finds a m ...	609	9	0	1.4778
	Genie2	Some guys are trading increadible stories in a bar ...	652	20	1	2.9141
	Genie3	A man with a real small man on his shoulder goes i ...	544	9	0	1.6544
	Genie4	A Black, a Jew, and a Texan are scouring a beach w ...	634	11	2	1.4196
	Genital	Klein tells his friend Aggie, 'My girlfriend is learning ...	580	10	0	1.7241
	Genius	The scene is an art show where judges are inspecting ...	505	12	0	2.3762
	Gentleman	The tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped ...	501	13	0	2.5948
	Gentlemen	The head waiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled ...	636	11	1	1.5723
	Geometry Student	What was the geometry student looking for at the beach ...	741	6	0	0.8097
	Get it done	Three ways to get something done: ...	533	12	1	2.0638
	Get weighed	John took his blind date to a carnival. ...	2898	270	243	0.9317
	Gets Around	A gentleman was much surprised when the good looking young lady ...	626	11	0	1.7572
	Getting in	It was getting a little crowded in heaven ...	1295	39	0	3.0116
	Getting Screwed	A man knocks on the door of an exclusive brothel. ...	494	11	0	2.2267
	Get_screwed	The traveler knocked on the door of the house wher ...	4125	224	82	3.4424
	Ghost	An intrepid photographer went to a huanted castle ...	496	14	0	2.8226
	Ghostly Mistake	A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy ...	577	12	0	2.0797
	Gift	A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart ...	559	15	0	2.6834
	Gift from God	There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby ...	1025	14	0	1.3659
	Gifts	Three jocks went fishing for a weekend ...	615	14	0	2.2764
	Ginsburg	It would have been confusing even if Ginsburg ...	441	11	0	2.4943
	Giraffe Food	Why is it so cheap to feed a giraffe? ...	467	9	0	1.9272
	Giraffe Love	A mouse and a lion walk into a bar ...	584	11	1	1.7123
	Girl Farts	Why don't little girls fart? ...	675	13	1	1.7778
	Girlfriend Smokes	What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? ...	606	11	0	1.8152
	Girls Team	The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroid ...	546	11	0	2.0147
	Glacier	Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired ...	461	11	0	2.3861
	Glass Pants	A man saw a sign in a clothing store which said ...	630	23	2	3.3333
	Glasses	Never hit a man with glasses ...	1157	130	91	3.3708
	Go Home	Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store ...	427	9	0	2.1077
	Goalie	The San Jose Sharks hockey team recently sponsored ...	480	9	0	1.8750
	Goalposts	What do you call a girl who stands between the goalposts? ...	500	15	1	2.8000
	God	There is a guy who is playing golf with a priest. ...	804	15	0	1.8657
	God	Three engineers were discussing what type of engineer god is. ...	496	10	0	2.0161
	God's Lost	A desperate young mother had two incorrigible boys ...	496	11	0	2.2177
	God's Word	It seems that, in a fit of international awareness ...	483	9	0	1.8634
	Godiva	What's the difference between a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? ...	565	13	0	2.3009
	Godly Dog	There was this bloke who had a dog which he was training ...	521	14	0	2.6871
	Golf	The Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't: ...	684	14	0	2.0468
	Golf Club	A golf club walks into a local bar and asks ...	5403	212	26	3.4425
	Golf Clubs	A Texas millionaire had fallen ill. Doctors consulted ...	992	14	0	1.4113
	Golf course	Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course? ...	642	9	0	1.4019
	Golf001	A golfer went to confession, said "forgive me Fath ...	544	9	0	1.6544
	Golf002	This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone ...	759	13	0	1.7128
	Golf003	After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular ...	539	11	0	2.0408
	Golf006	Preacher decides to skip Sunday services and go to ...	568	12	0	2.1127
	Golf007	Two golfers met at the club. "I heard about your ...	525	11	0	2.0952
	Golf008	Two guys were playing golf and as they were appro ...	612	12	0	1.9608
	Golf009	A guy who is contemplating marrige tells the girl, ...	524	12	1	2.0992
	Golf010	Moses, Jesus and this other guy were in Heaven pla ...	614	10	0	1.6287
	Golf011	Perkins was twenty minutes late at the first tee o ...	467	8	0	1.7131
	Golf014	The golfer's wife was frantic that he hadn't retur ...	1275	140	121	1.4902
	Golf015	A very avid golfer was lined up and ready on the 1 ...	471	9	0	1.9108
	Golf016	A golfer comes into the club house after a bad rou ...	446	11	0	2.4664
	Golf017	Moses and Jesus were playing golf. They came to a ...	482	12	0	2.4896
	Golf018	Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and a ...	524	10	0	1.9084
	Golf019	A man and a woman met on the beach, fell in love w ...	504	9	0	1.7857
	Golf020	"Dennis, how come you're using two caddies today?" ...	444	11	0	2.4775
	Golf021	"How's your golf game these days, Grace?" ...	502	13	0	2.5896
	Golfballs	A round of drinks every hole can be bad for your golf game ...	720	7	1	0.8333
	Golfclub	Three women are at the golf club, when suddenly th ...	1543	95	313	-14.1283
	Golfing respect	A man and a friend are playing golf ...	2150	103	29	3.4419
	Golf_2balls	Said to a few of my friends that are patient enoug ...	443	10	0	2.2573
	Golf_5	A pretty terrible golfer was playing a round of go ...	450	10	0	2.2222
	Golf_accident	A fourball watches a lone player play up short of ...	1667	61	337	-16.5567
	Golf_ball	At the first hole on a golf course, a man tees off ...	457	11	0	2.4070
	Golf_balls	One day a man is having a terrible day of golf. A ...	482	10	0	2.0747
	Golf_count	The golfer called one of the caddies and said, "I ...	416	13	0	3.1250
	Golf_country	What's the difference between golfing in New York ...	869	10	0	1.1507
	Golf_deaf	We'd booked a 2:00 p.m. tee time, but when we arri ...	451	11	0	2.4390
	Golf_docter	The husband and wife were playing on the ninth gre ...	515	8	0	1.5534
	Golf_docter2	The husband and wife were playing on the ninth gre ...	2528	100	14	3.4019
	Golf_dog	A man and his friend meet at the club house and de ...	766	58	42	2.0888
	Golf_drown	A golfer tried three straight times to hit a golf ...	460	13	0	2.8261
	Golf_drunk	Two guys at a convention get totally drunk the nig ...	467	9	0	1.9272
	Golf_fishing	Two long time golfers were standing at the 3rd tee ...	418	12	0	2.8708
	Golf_gimme	There was a threesome of men warming up on the fir ...	611	12	0	1.9640
	Golf_god2	A priest is playing a round of golf at the local p ...	422	8	0	1.8957
	Golf_gspot	Do you know the difference between a golf ball and ...	467	11	0	2.3555
	Golf_heaven	Near the end of a particularly trying round of gol ...	545	11	0	2.0183
	Golf_hole2	Joe and his priest are playing in a golf match. Jo ...	459	12	0	2.6144
	Golf_hooker	A couple has a whirlwind, 30 day romance and even ...	471	12	0	2.5478
	Golf_island	This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone ...	681	13	0	1.9090
	Golf_marry	The justice of the peace in a small town was about ...	456	14	0	3.0702
	Golf_mulligan	So there's this guy who golfs with his buddies eve ...	413	11	0	2.6634
	Golf_murder	The police arrived and found a woman dead on her l ...	465	11	0	2.3656
	Golf_night	The first illuminated golf course was opened for p ...	489	15	0	3.0675
	Golf_old	I was recently playing a round of golf with a nice ...	467	12	0	2.5696
	Golf_outt	Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three ...	998	68	175	-10.7214
	Golf_pray	A young man is playing golf with a priest. At a sh ...	443	11	0	2.4831
	Golf_pro	"I don't know about that new pro," said Dave. "He ...	406	10	0	2.4631
	Golf_putt	Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three ...	439	10	1	2.0501
	Golf_rake	...	433	14	0	3.2333
	Golf_respect	Two men playing golf and a funeral procession goes ...	442	14	0	3.1674
	Golf_sex2	One day a man went golfing. On the fourth tee he w ...	755	15	0	1.9868
	Golf_silly	A man and his golf-ignorant girlfriend are driving ...	470	13	0	2.7660
	Golf_time	Manager: I'm sorry. Sir, we have no time open on t ...	440	9	0	2.0455
	Golf_tough	I once played a course that was so tough, I lost t ...	417	11	0	2.6379
	Golf_trade	"I just got a new set of golf clubs for my husband ...	424	11	0	2.5943
	Golf_turf	A golfer had made an awful shot and tore up a larg ...	459	15	0	3.2680
	Golf_worst	A golfer enters a tournament and is assigned a cad ...	431	10	0	2.3202
	Gone	A man goes to visit a friend. The friend's wife answers ...	425	10	0	2.3529
	Gonna_die	"Doc, am I going to die?" ...	6072	228	20	3.4256
	Good dog	A butcher in his shop, and he's real busy, and he notices a dog ...	521	11	0	2.1113
	Good Drive	A golfer shows up for his regular foursome except ...	412	12	0	2.9126
	Good Home	After the dedication service of his baby brother in church ...	1045	118	83	3.3493
	Good shot	At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee ...	989	19	0	1.9211
	Goodman	What did the cannibal say after he threw up? ...	992	128	160	-3.2258
	Goodnbad_news	"I've got some good news and some bad news" the do ...	757	16	3	1.7173
	Good_and_bad	"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has ...	477	13	0	2.7254
	Good_catholic	An Army chaplain, walking through a notorious sect ...	445	11	0	2.4719
	Good_con	Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. ...	415	10	0	2.4096
	Good_dancer	A woman goes to a club in LA and meets a man. The ...	701	12	1	1.5692
	Good_friday	Here's a true story that happened to a friend's fa ...	2295	91	12	3.4423
	Good_job	A guy came home to his wife and said to her: "Gues ...	442	10	0	2.2624
	Good_job2	Slim walked into the local post office and noticed ...	784	133	116	2.1684
	Good_school	Personnel officer: Where did you study accounting? ...	431	11	0	2.5522
	Goofy	Minnie and Mickey were feuding one day. They deci ...	436	13	0	2.9817
	Gorilla	There were two men who played golf together frequently ...	451	12	0	2.6608
	Gossip	It's about two elderly excited women who were sitt ...	432	8	0	1.8519
	Got Milk	I bet whenever a cow sees one of those 'Got Milk?' commercials ...	436	9	1	1.8349
	Gotta_think	The proud father brought home a backyard swing set ...	405	11	0	2.7160
	Got_balls	A marine general, an army general and an navy admi ...	476	12	0	2.5210
	Got_cable	I met this gal in a bar and one thing lead to anot ...	473	12	0	2.5370
	Got_change	Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? ...	424	11	0	2.5943
	Got_id	A Georgia State Trooper pulls over a pickemup on I ...	485	79	125	-9.4845
	Govern	Son: Dad I have to do a special report for school. ...	471	12	0	2.5478
	Gov_wish	A Government Employee sits in his office and out o ...	447	12	0	2.6846
	Go_and_screw	It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick u ...	487	15	0	3.0801
	Go_to_school	A mother walked into her son's room and said cheer ...	526	16	0	3.0418
	GPA	The football player was trying to pick up a coed ...	873	51	113	-7.1019
	Grab Your Nuts	While on a flight from New York the Stewardess was busy ...	1165	18	0	1.5451
	Grab_my_breasts	A woman went into a department store and told the ...	622	15	0	2.4116
	Grads	How many graduate students does it take to screw i ...	396	12	0	3.0303
	Gramma	My grandma died yesterday, we had her creameted. W ...	414	11	0	2.6570
	Grammer	A newcomer to the penitentiary was tipped off by h ...	492	17	1	3.2520
	Gramps	A psychiatrist visited a California mental institu ...	433	11	0	2.5404
	Grape	What did the grape say when the elephant stepped o ...	588	13	0	2.2109
	Grapes	A talking duck waddles into a stop 'n' rob and ask ...	5927	214	10	3.4419
	Grape_and_chicken	What do a grape and a chicken have in common ? ...	386	11	0	2.8497
	Grasping	Johann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who on ...	460	15	0	3.2609
	Grasshopper	A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a beer ...	2812	59	0	2.0982
	Gravity	I bet that when the apple landed on Newton's head ...	425	12	0	2.8235
	Great_writer	A young man professed the desire to become a great ...	576	15	0	2.6042
	Green	What's green and has wheels? ...	365	10	0	2.7397
	Green Balls	A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop ...	1741	16	0	0.9190
	Green Coffee	A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning ...	460	14	0	3.0435
	Grey	What's grey ...	698	12	0	1.7192
	Grlfrnd	Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3.1 to ...	471	15	0	3.1847
	Groom	A police officer in a small town stopped a motoris ...	435	11	0	2.5287
	Grown_up_musician	This boy goes up to his father one day and says, " ...	445	13	0	2.9213
	Gspot	what's the difference between a golf ball and a G- ...	575	13	0	2.2609
	Guard	A fella was saying to his friend, "My wife seems t ...	436	9	0	2.0642
	Guide Dog	Two men were walking their dogs and decided to get a bite to eat ...	569	13	0	2.2847
	Guidedog	A blind guy stops at an intersection with his gui ...	479	16	0	3.3403
	Guitarist	Hear about the famous guitarist who also made grea ...	518	13	0	2.5097
	Guitar_talk	What did the guitar say to the guitarist? ...	521	12	0	2.3033
	Gullable	Fun Fact of the Day ...	405	11	0	2.7160
	Gullable2	They told me I was gullible ...	392	10	0	2.5510
	Gum	Two men were in the process of inventing a new bra ...	1047	43	7	3.4384
	Gun Advice	It's 1860. The decade of gunslingers and gentlemen ...	520	11	0	2.1154
	Gunnery	The new ensign was standing his first night watch ...	395	11	0	2.7848
	Gunpowder	A man once counselled his son that if he wanted to ...	487	17	1	3.2854
	Gunslinger	It's the 1880's, wild west, Dodge City, Kansas, Saw Dust Saloon. ...	439	9	0	2.0501
	Guy	What do you call a guy with a shovel in his head? ...	429	11	1	2.3310
	Hip_genie	A stoner find a poor person on the street and help ...	499	9	0	1.8036
	Hitman	One morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find ...	649	15	0	2.3112
	Holy Golf	God and Jesus are playing golf, Jesus hits a nice eight iron ...	2019	11	0	0.5448
	Jail Time	Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally ...	826	12	2	1.2107
	Long Life	A woman walked up to a little old man ...	2905	141	41	3.4423
	Longer	A golfer, encountering a genie, was granted one wi ...	547	11	0	2.0110
	Mens Balls	I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls ...	1255	17	0	1.3546
	Mulligan	So there's this guy who golfs with his buddies every weekend ...	484	16	0	3.3058
	Murder	Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding ...	1514	24	55	-2.0476
	Never Die	Canonical Lists of Old * Never Die, they just ... ...	940	12	2	1.0638
	Not_in_church	Things You Never Hear in Church ...	627	11	0	1.7544
	Not_in_church	Things You Never Hear in Church ...	533	9	0	1.6886
	Observations	Observations on loose people ...	675	12	0	1.7778
	Odds	D = nP2 ...	970	40	7	3.4021
	One_wish	Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices ...	578	11	0	1.9031
	Operation	Over a round of golf, two doctors were talking shop ...	495	6	0	1.2121
	Orgasms	Types of Orgasms ...	930	14	1	1.3978
	Perfect Shot	Two male golfers are standing on the 10th tee ...	452	14	0	3.0973
	Play	A foursome of golfers watch a lone player play up ...	446	12	0	2.6906
	Prayers	Lord, help me to relax about insignificant detail ...	544	13	0	2.3897
	Putt	The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing les ...	838	70	138	-8.1146
	Review	A golfer was reviewing his shot with his caddie ...	595	4	3	0.1681
	Sales	One summer, on a Friday afternoon, a young man was being trained ...	913	15	1	1.5334
	Score	The score a player reports on any hole... ...	468	20	4	3.4188
	Sick	Negotiations between union members and their employer were ...	972	13	0	1.3374
	Speed	A golfer's ball had landed just left of the fairway ...	466	17	2	3.2189
	Stuck	The golf pro was teaching some sweet young thing how to golf ...	2023	77	529	-22.3431
	Studying Lawyer	Why was the lawyer studying ...	786	1126	1644	-65.9033
	Tom Swifty's	Tom Swifty's (or so he said) ...	576	9	0	1.5625
	Two Wishes	A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich ...	1442	29	0	2.0111
	Urges	A father spoke to his son, 'It's time we had a little talk, my so ...	442	8	0	1.8100
	Vision	Did you hear about the far-sighted golfer... ...	3863	151	18	3.4429
	What course	Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole ...	532	16	0	3.0075
	Wrong Direction	A motorist was driving in the country ...	2280	105	27	3.4211
	Youth machine	An Amish boy and his father ...	19144	2380	528	9.6740