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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Comfortable Underwear	When my wife had to rush to the hospital ...	4954	252	56	3.9564
	Dirty Nun	Hear about the nun who wipes her nose on her sleev ...	2328	83	386	-13.0155
	F*cking	A man & his wife have been stranded on a deserted island ...	1412	44	5	2.7620
	Face Cream	Jenny watched her mother put cream on her face and ...	1732	183	160	1.3279
	Facts	Some incredibly interesting facts to get you throu ...	713	11	0	1.5428
	Facts_of_life	The teenager was developing rapidly, so her mother ...	646	13	2	1.7028
	Fair_judge	"Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very careful ...	565	13	0	2.3009
	Fallout	What do you do in case of fallout? ...	503	10	2	1.5905
	Falwell	What does Jerry Falwell do when he isn't bilking t ...	463	12	0	2.5918
	Family Math	If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another ...	17767	864	161	3.9568
	Fancy_car	A man buys a huge new car and shows it to his neig ...	595	8	0	1.3445
	Fancy_ride	What cliché would describe a man in a tuxedo ridin ...	440	10	0	2.2727
	Farm_lottery	Interviewer: Congratulations on winning the lot ...	521	14	0	2.6871
	Fart	Helen's husband had a terrible habit of letting go ...	840	26	0	3.0952
	Farts	Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion ...	10043	286	1	2.8378
	Fast Cray	Have you heard about the new Cray? ...	643	16	0	2.4883
	Fastford	What makes a Ford go faster? ...	624	12	0	1.9231
	Fast_tutrle	A guy comes walking into a bar with a little turtl ...	623	11	1	1.6051
	Fat and Ugly	A woman standing naked in front of bedroom mirror says ...	1886	18	1	0.9014
	Father	You looked troubled, I told my friend, what's your problem? ...	4323	184	13	3.9556
	Father_of3	A man was wandering around a fairground and he hap ...	5107	286	84	3.9554
	Fat_blokes	Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "yo ...	587	12	0	2.0443
	Fbi	The FBI had received a tip concerning a possible b ...	528	14	0	2.6515
	Fellatio	Why is it difficult to pronounce "fellatio"? ...	598	10	0	1.6722
	Fencing	Three college friends, one each from University ...	524	10	0	1.9084
	Fig Leaves	If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? ...	484	8	0	1.6529
	Find_jesus	A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Su ...	548	10	0	1.8248
	Find_wife	The man approached the very beautiful woman in the ...	595	14	0	2.3529
	Finger	This old man marries a girl barely out of her teen ...	834	14	0	1.6787
	Fingers	Mitchell is working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree ...	516	10	0	1.9380
	Finnish_foreplay	A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs ...	517	9	0	1.7408
	Fire Dog	A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon ...	623	10	0	1.6051
	Fire Engine	The beautiful eighteen-year-old girl sobbed hysterically ...	503	9	0	1.7893
	Firearm	A women stopped at a gas station to fill up her ca ...	483	11	0	2.2774
	Fired	An employee at the automobile factory was fired... ...	450	9	0	2.0000
	Fired	One office supervisor called a secretary in to give her ...	471	9	0	1.9108
	Fireing Squad	Once upon a time three men were going to be shot b ...	543	8	0	1.4733
	Firetrucks	One day this guy's house was on fire so he decided ...	442	11	0	2.4887
	Fire_cracker	On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker un ...	385	33	73	-10.3896
	Fire_fire	Do you know what is the difference between an engi ...	818	46	48	-0.2445
	Fire_man	What do you do if you see a fireman ...	449	10	1	2.0045
	First	A 12 year old boy comes home from school and excit ...	639	9	0	1.4085
	First Aid	It was awful, she explained. ...	7911	335	22	3.9565
	First Time	A young couple was parked in the local lovers lane ...	7987	325	9	3.9564
	First Time	My First Time Ever ...	541	10	0	1.8484
	First_aid	In a busy office where the computer was going down ...	455	9	0	1.9780
	First_cigar	A Father came home and found his 8 year old boy si ...	496	13	0	2.6210
	First_time	I was scared at first. It was very wide, and very ...	453	12	0	2.6490
	Fish Cakes	An angler walks into a fish shop with a 20 pound ...	497	7	0	1.4085
	Fish Drinks	A friend hosted a dinner party for people ...	461	11	1	2.1692
	Fisher	An English tourist is on holiday in a Cornish vil ...	398	11	0	2.7638
	Fishers	Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake eve ...	845	117	145	-3.3136
	Fishes	Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of the ...	394	11	0	2.7919
	Fishing	A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secur ...	411	11	0	2.6764
	Fishing2	A man went fishing one day. He looked over the si ...	407	10	0	2.4570
	Fishing4	Scotland is a great place for fishing - people t ...	425	9	2	1.6471
	Fixed	Unemployed for over six months, Brian was so poor ...	386	11	0	2.8497
	Flashed Nuns	There were two nuns on a train. ...	1407	68	384	-22.4591
	Flask	Woman walks into a Sex shop and enquires about pur ...	648	11	0	1.6975
	Flat	I've got a joke that'll make you laugh 'til your t ...	428	11	1	2.3364
	Flick	Tom and Jack are on an expedition to the center of ...	410	13	0	3.1707
	Flies	If there are 6 flies in a kitchen, which one is th ...	403	8	0	1.9851
	Flies	It seems there were two frogs sitting on a lily pad ...	375	10	0	2.6667
	Flight	Whenever I travel by plane someone always says, "H ...	391	10	0	2.5575
	Flirting	A lady driver was breaking just about every rule o ...	450	11	2	2.0000
	Flood	Three crooked businessmen were having lunch togeth ...	378	10	0	2.6455
	Florist	A florist finished making deliveries and stopped o ...	392	13	0	3.3163
	Flower	There once was a planet of flowers, which looked ...	376	10	0	2.6596
	Flowers	I'm reminded of the flower shop run by Franciscan ...	378	10	1	2.3810
	Flower_booboo	A new business was opening and one of the owner's ...	393	12	0	3.0534
	Flower_power	Far off in another galaxy was a planet inhabited o ...	497	11	0	2.2133
	Flu	A doctor had given his patient all sorts of tests ...	1281	98	205	-8.3528
	Flucky	McGuire had a complete physical by the doctor an ...	842	58	283	-26.7221
	Fly	A farmer is milking his cow. As he is milking ...	483	12	0	2.4845
	Fly	What did one fly say to the other? ...	1076	88	201	-10.5019
	Fly Talk	What did one fly say to another? ...	439	11	0	2.5057
	Flyfood	Two flies were sitting on a lump of dog shit chewi ...	367	10	1	2.4523
	Flying_bagels	Why did the seagull refuse to fly over the bay? ...	346	10	0	2.8902
	Flying_blind	One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a com ...	375	11	0	2.9333
	Fly_eye	Two Mosquitoes are flying together in the dark, su ...	357	9	0	2.5210
	Fly_south	Why do birds fly South? ...	4273	185	16	3.9551
	Focus	Judi and her friend Jill decided to have their pic ...	369	11	0	2.9810
	Foiled	A police officer had a perfect hiding place for wa ...	381	12	0	3.1496
	Fokkers	A World War II pilot is reminiscing about his flying days ...	552	11	0	1.9928
	Foldgers	A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson ...	409	9	0	2.2005
	Foo	There once was an Ornithologist in the U.S. whos ...	393	10	0	2.5445
	Food	What did the potato chip say to the battery? ...	6067	276	36	3.9558
	Food_choice	A guy is on a trip on a small airline. ...	8164	512	189	3.9564
	Fooling	"You can fool some of the people all of the time, ...	403	10	0	2.4814
	Foolmony	An uptight young lady gloried in her virginity and ...	430	9	0	2.0930
	Fools	A professor was walking along a very narrow street ...	380	13	0	3.4211
	Foosea	Seems like Jake Stonebender and his friend Jim s ...	403	12	0	2.9777
	Foot	Once upon a time there were three worms called F ...	403	10	1	2.2333
	Footbal2	Why did the football team go to the phone booth? T ...	511	10	0	1.9569
	Footbal2l	In a season in which the Winnipeg Blue Bombers wer ...	395	11	0	2.7848
	Football	How many football players does it take to change a ...	523	9	0	1.7208
	Football_tryout	The huge college freshman decided to try out for t ...	513	12	0	2.3392
	Footfet	The blind daters had really hit it off and at the ...	433	13	0	3.0023
	Foot_mouth	A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the bar ...	401	10	0	2.4938
	Fordtrad	A man goes into an auto parts store and asks, "Can ...	336	9	0	2.6786
	Ford_job	FORD: Quality is Job #1 ...	398	14	1	3.2663
	Foreman	My Uncle Joe got fired from his construction job. ...	352	8	0	2.2727
	Forsight	A jewish boy gets born without eyelids. Mother ask ...	393	12	0	3.0534
	Fortune	What do you call a floating fortune teller? ...	420	15	0	3.5714
	For_my_hubby	A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy ...	421	9	0	2.1378
	For_the_wife	"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellbo ...	389	13	0	3.3419
	Four_fingers	Joe and Moe went outside to take a leak and Joe co ...	387	9	0	2.3256
	Fractions	Who invented fractions? ...	372	10	0	2.6882
	Fraud	MAIL FRAUD WARNING ...	672	11	0	1.6369
	Freak_fly	I don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their ...	346	10	0	2.8902
	Fredfish	Freddy Fish ...	472	9	0	1.9068
	Free_drinks	A chick went into a bar wearing such a tight pair ...	366	9	0	2.4590
	Free_vacation	A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an o ...	369	11	0	2.9810
	French	There was a Frenchman who was involved in a seve ...	580	15	11	0.6897
	Friday	My name is Sgt. Friday. ...	432	8	1	1.6204
	Frog	If there's a frog ...	301	13	18	-1.6611
	Frog & Chicken	A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk ...	399	11	0	2.7569
	Frogact	A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender th ...	409	9	0	2.2005
	Froggy	A frog walked into a bank for a loan. The loan o ...	388	11	0	2.8351
	Frog_dates	A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told ...	390	10	0	2.5641
	Frog_drink	What's a frog's favourite drink? ...	347	10	0	2.8818
	Frog_park	What happened to the frog when he parked on double ...	364	11	0	3.0220
	Frosty	Why did Frosty the snowman take off his clothes? ...	381	10	0	2.6247
	Fruits	I wanted the local fruit vendor's daughtewr to run ...	348	9	1	2.2989
	Fryed_knat	A little froggie finds out that he's supposed to e ...	366	12	1	3.0055
	Frypan	A man was frying a piece of sausage and a piece of ...	363	10	0	2.7548
	Fully Erect	According to archaeologists for millions of years Neanderthal man ...	696	5	0	0.7184
	Funeral	THE FUNERAL ...	421	11	0	2.6128
	Fussy	A customer was continually bothering the waiter in ...	484	10	0	2.0661
	Futures	Three young boys were reading magazines in a denti ...	503	11	0	2.1869
	Fword	How do you get three little old ladies to use the ...	504	10	0	1.9841
	F__king cows	My wife is a primary school teacher, and related this tale ...	690	18	0	2.6087
	Hearing	An elderly man had serious hearing problems ...	12501	371	94	2.2158
	Living Will	Living Will ...	1670	99	33	3.9521
	Miss Right	I married Miss Right. ...	1947	128	51	3.9548
	Strange Name	Walking through Chinatown ...	1290	261	210	3.9535