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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Comfortable Underwear	When my wife had to rush to the hospital ...	5693	254	58	3.4428
	Dirty Nun	Hear about the nun who wipes her nose on her sleev ...	2515	83	388	-12.1272
	F*cking	A man & his wife have been stranded on a deserted island ...	1563	47	5	2.6871
	Face Cream	Jenny watched her mother put cream on her face and ...	1835	184	160	1.3079
	Facts	Some incredibly interesting facts to get you throu ...	803	13	0	1.6189
	Facts_of_life	The teenager was developing rapidly, so her mother ...	735	13	2	1.4966
	Fair_judge	"Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very careful ...	650	13	0	2.0000
	Fallout	What do you do in case of fallout? ...	589	10	2	1.3582
	Falwell	What does Jerry Falwell do when he isn't bilking t ...	521	12	0	2.3033
	Family Math	If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another ...	21638	906	161	3.4430
	Fancy_car	A man buys a huge new car and shows it to his neig ...	684	8	0	1.1696
	Fancy_ride	What cliché would describe a man in a tuxedo ridin ...	507	10	0	1.9724
	Farm_lottery	Interviewer: Congratulations on winning the lot ...	597	14	1	2.1776
	Fart	Helen's husband had a terrible habit of letting go ...	912	26	0	2.8509
	Farts	Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion ...	10120	286	1	2.8162
	Fast Cray	Have you heard about the new Cray? ...	698	16	0	2.2923
	Fastford	What makes a Ford go faster? ...	695	12	0	1.7266
	Fast_tutrle	A guy comes walking into a bar with a little turtl ...	696	11	1	1.4368
	Fat and Ugly	A woman standing naked in front of bedroom mirror says ...	1957	18	1	0.8687
	Father	You looked troubled, I told my friend, what's your problem? ...	4997	185	13	3.4421
	Father_of3	A man was wandering around a fairground and he hap ...	6012	291	84	3.4431
	Fat_blokes	Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "yo ...	646	12	0	1.8576
	Fbi	The FBI had received a tip concerning a possible b ...	585	14	0	2.3932
	Fellatio	Why is it difficult to pronounce "fellatio"? ...	671	10	1	1.3413
	Fencing	Three college friends, one each from University ...	590	10	0	1.6949
	Fig Leaves	If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? ...	550	8	0	1.4545
	Find_jesus	A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Su ...	600	10	0	1.6667
	Find_wife	The man approached the very beautiful woman in the ...	678	14	0	2.0649
	Finger	This old man marries a girl barely out of her teen ...	915	14	0	1.5301
	Fingers	Mitchell is working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree ...	582	10	0	1.7182
	Finnish_foreplay	A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs ...	578	9	0	1.5571
	Fire Dog	A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon ...	716	10	0	1.3966
	Fire Engine	The beautiful eighteen-year-old girl sobbed hysterically ...	570	9	0	1.5789
	Firearm	A women stopped at a gas station to fill up her ca ...	543	11	0	2.0258
	Fired	An employee at the automobile factory was fired... ...	509	9	0	1.7682
	Fired	One office supervisor called a secretary in to give her ...	532	9	0	1.6917
	Fireing Squad	Once upon a time three men were going to be shot b ...	611	9	0	1.4730
	Firetrucks	One day this guy's house was on fire so he decided ...	501	11	0	2.1956
	Fire_cracker	On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker un ...	452	33	73	-8.8496
	Fire_fire	Do you know what is the difference between an engi ...	894	46	48	-0.2237
	Fire_man	What do you do if you see a fireman ...	525	10	1	1.7143
	First	A 12 year old boy comes home from school and excit ...	738	9	0	1.2195
	First Aid	It was awful, she explained. ...	9062	337	25	3.4429
	First Time	A young couple was parked in the local lovers lane ...	9237	330	12	3.4427
	First Time	My First Time Ever ...	614	10	0	1.6287
	First_aid	In a busy office where the computer was going down ...	511	9	0	1.7613
	First_cigar	A Father came home and found his 8 year old boy si ...	558	13	0	2.3297
	First_time	I was scared at first. It was very wide, and very ...	519	12	0	2.3121
	Fish Cakes	An angler walks into a fish shop with a 20 pound ...	569	7	0	1.2302
	Fish Drinks	A friend hosted a dinner party for people ...	528	11	1	1.8939
	Fisher	An English tourist is on holiday in a Cornish vil ...	458	11	0	2.4017
	Fishers	Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake eve ...	906	117	145	-3.0905
	Fishes	Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of the ...	451	11	0	2.4390
	Fishing	A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secur ...	470	11	0	2.3404
	Fishing2	A man went fishing one day. He looked over the si ...	462	10	0	2.1645
	Fishing4	Scotland is a great place for fishing - people t ...	494	9	2	1.4170
	Fixed	Unemployed for over six months, Brian was so poor ...	438	11	0	2.5114
	Flashed Nuns	There were two nuns on a train. ...	1539	68	384	-20.5328
	Flask	Woman walks into a Sex shop and enquires about pur ...	709	11	0	1.5515
	Flat	I've got a joke that'll make you laugh 'til your t ...	493	11	1	2.0284
	Flick	Tom and Jack are on an expedition to the center of ...	467	13	0	2.7837
	Flies	If there are 6 flies in a kitchen, which one is th ...	463	8	0	1.7279
	Flies	It seems there were two frogs sitting on a lily pad ...	430	10	0	2.3256
	Flight	Whenever I travel by plane someone always says, "H ...	451	10	0	2.2173
	Flirting	A lady driver was breaking just about every rule o ...	526	11	2	1.7110
	Flood	Three crooked businessmen were having lunch togeth ...	438	10	0	2.2831
	Florist	A florist finished making deliveries and stopped o ...	446	13	0	2.9148
	Flower	There once was a planet of flowers, which looked ...	438	10	0	2.2831
	Flowers	I'm reminded of the flower shop run by Franciscan ...	434	10	1	2.0737
	Flower_booboo	A new business was opening and one of the owner's ...	456	12	0	2.6316
	Flower_power	Far off in another galaxy was a planet inhabited o ...	589	11	0	1.8676
	Flu	A doctor had given his patient all sorts of tests ...	1338	98	205	-7.9970
	Flucky	McGuire had a complete physical by the doctor an ...	891	58	283	-25.2525
	Fly	A farmer is milking his cow. As he is milking ...	535	12	0	2.2430
	Fly	What did one fly say to the other? ...	1129	88	201	-10.0089
	Fly Talk	What did one fly say to another? ...	498	11	0	2.2088
	Flyfood	Two flies were sitting on a lump of dog shit chewi ...	424	10	1	2.1226
	Flying_bagels	Why did the seagull refuse to fly over the bay? ...	402	10	0	2.4876
	Flying_blind	One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a com ...	435	11	0	2.5287
	Fly_eye	Two Mosquitoes are flying together in the dark, su ...	411	9	0	2.1898
	Fly_south	Why do birds fly South? ...	4851	185	18	3.4426
	Focus	Judi and her friend Jill decided to have their pic ...	423	11	0	2.6005
	Foiled	A police officer had a perfect hiding place for wa ...	435	12	0	2.7586
	Fokkers	A World War II pilot is reminiscing about his flying days ...	642	11	0	1.7134
	Foldgers	A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson ...	466	9	0	1.9313
	Foo	There once was an Ornithologist in the U.S. whos ...	439	10	0	2.2779
	Food	What did the potato chip say to the battery? ...	6971	278	38	3.4428
	Food_choice	A guy is on a trip on a small airline. ...	9615	521	190	3.4425
	Fooling	"You can fool some of the people all of the time, ...	469	10	0	2.1322
	Foolmony	An uptight young lady gloried in her virginity and ...	487	9	0	1.8480
	Fools	A professor was walking along a very narrow street ...	432	13	0	3.0093
	Foosea	Seems like Jake Stonebender and his friend Jim s ...	454	12	0	2.6432
	Foot	Once upon a time there were three worms called F ...	455	10	1	1.9780
	Footbal2	Why did the football team go to the phone booth? T ...	597	10	0	1.6750
	Footbal2l	In a season in which the Winnipeg Blue Bombers wer ...	446	11	0	2.4664
	Football	How many football players does it take to change a ...	599	9	0	1.5025
	Football_tryout	The huge college freshman decided to try out for t ...	585	12	0	2.0513
	Footfet	The blind daters had really hit it off and at the ...	490	13	0	2.6531
	Foot_mouth	A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the bar ...	452	10	0	2.2124
	Fordtrad	A man goes into an auto parts store and asks, "Can ...	381	9	0	2.3622
	Ford_job	FORD: Quality is Job #1 ...	446	14	1	2.9148
	Foreman	My Uncle Joe got fired from his construction job. ...	404	8	0	1.9802
	Forsight	A jewish boy gets born without eyelids. Mother ask ...	449	12	0	2.6726
	Fortune	What do you call a floating fortune teller? ...	469	15	0	3.1983
	For_my_hubby	A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy ...	484	9	0	1.8595
	For_the_wife	"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellbo ...	447	13	0	2.9083
	Four_fingers	Joe and Moe went outside to take a leak and Joe co ...	431	9	0	2.0882
	Fractions	Who invented fractions? ...	422	10	0	2.3697
	Fraud	MAIL FRAUD WARNING ...	780	11	1	1.2821
	Freak_fly	I don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their ...	395	10	0	2.5316
	Fredfish	Freddy Fish ...	545	9	0	1.6514
	Free_drinks	A chick went into a bar wearing such a tight pair ...	417	9	0	2.1583
	Free_vacation	A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an o ...	417	11	0	2.6379
	French	There was a Frenchman who was involved in a seve ...	653	15	11	0.6126
	Friday	My name is Sgt. Friday. ...	495	8	1	1.4141
	Frog	If there's a frog ...	359	13	18	-1.3928
	Frog & Chicken	A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk ...	452	11	0	2.4336
	Frogact	A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender th ...	470	9	0	1.9149
	Froggy	A frog walked into a bank for a loan. The loan o ...	436	11	0	2.5229
	Frog_dates	A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told ...	440	10	0	2.2727
	Frog_drink	What's a frog's favourite drink? ...	404	10	0	2.4752
	Frog_park	What happened to the frog when he parked on double ...	417	11	0	2.6379
	Frosty	Why did Frosty the snowman take off his clothes? ...	428	10	0	2.3364
	Fruits	I wanted the local fruit vendor's daughtewr to run ...	406	9	1	1.9704
	Fryed_knat	A little froggie finds out that he's supposed to e ...	416	12	1	2.6442
	Frypan	A man was frying a piece of sausage and a piece of ...	418	10	0	2.3923
	Fully Erect	According to archaeologists for millions of years Neanderthal man ...	755	5	0	0.6623
	Funeral	THE FUNERAL ...	478	11	0	2.3013
	Fussy	A customer was continually bothering the waiter in ...	542	10	0	1.8450
	Futures	Three young boys were reading magazines in a denti ...	578	11	0	1.9031
	Fword	How do you get three little old ladies to use the ...	552	10	0	1.8116
	F__king cows	My wife is a primary school teacher, and related this tale ...	797	19	0	2.3839
	Hearing	An elderly man had serious hearing problems ...	12623	371	94	2.1944
	Living Will	Living Will ...	2123	106	33	3.4385
	Miss Right	I married Miss Right. ...	2335	129	51	3.3405
	Strange Name	Walking through Chinatown ...	1544	262	210	3.3679