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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Eagle	My friend Doug came up with this one on the spur o ...	1452	69	254	-12.7410
	Ear Ache	I have an ear ache. ...	623	18	5	2.0867
	Earmuffs	Winters are fierce in northern Scotland, so the owner ...	527	17	1	3.0361
	Earthquake	Looking all around at the shattered and collapsed buildings ...	878	39	215	-20.0456
	Easter bunny	Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs? ...	540	14	5	1.6667
	Eats nuts	What's dangerous and eats nuts? ...	477	9	4	1.0482
	Economists	Economists are people who are too smart ...	489	13	1	2.4540
	Editor	I had a publisher phone this morning saying he wanted a photograp ...	429	9	1	1.8648
	Egg	What did the egg say to the boiling water? ...	583	16	1	2.5729
	Eggs	There was once an english man and a scottish man who lived next ...	532	14	2	2.2556
	Eight Inch	Walking up to the counter in the record store the luscious young ...	488	10	2	1.6393
	Einstein	Said Einstein, I have an equation ...	512	10	4	1.1719
	Electricity	Sign at the Electric Company ...	551	7	1	1.0889
	Elevator	A pushy romeo asked a gorgeous elevator operator ...	493	13	0	2.6369
	Elite forces	There was these 3 men who wanted to join the elite forces ...	438	12	0	2.7397
	Elmo	Why do we know all tickle me elmos are male? ...	485	14	1	2.6804
	Elvis	Given the current state of affairs, what do you th ...	493	11	0	2.2312
	Elvis_marriage	Two women go to talking at the supermarket, and on ...	494	9	2	1.4170
	Emma	A couples happy married life almost went on the ro ...	476	13	0	2.7311
	Empty	Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many ye ...	2745	241	213	1.0200
	Endworld	Once upon a time there were two men wandering arou ...	474	10	0	2.1097
	Enemies	A knight and his men return to their castle after ...	447	9	0	2.0134
	Engaged	I'm thinking about getting married. I looked up t ...	452	12	0	2.6549
	Engineer	One day, the smartest kid in the class forgot his ...	644	9	0	1.3975
	Engineers Bike	The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike!" ...	6673	290	26	3.9562
	English	This journalist is walking down a road in Dublin w ...	524	11	0	2.0992
	Enjoyed_it	Starting the car for the long trip back into the c ...	472	8	0	1.6949
	Enoch	The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum ...	467	10	0	2.1413
	Erection	Peter walked into the doctor's office for an appointment. ...	577	7	0	1.2132
	Ernie	Ernie is in school one day when teacher says today ...	572	11	0	1.9231
	Escape	How do you get out of a log cabin with no doors or ...	441	12	0	2.7211
	Essay_contest	A university creative writing class was asked to w ...	632	14	0	2.2152
	Ethics_exam	I passed my ethics exam. ...	449	8	0	1.7817
	Eunuch_defined	What's the definition of a Eunuch? ...	501	12	1	2.1956
	Evening	In the evening in the Abbey, the abbot gathers all ...	436	10	0	2.2936
	Every Time	When the busdriver approached the next stop he noticed ...	913	13	1	1.3143
	Exam	I heard the story that a couple of quarters ago du ...	488	11	0	2.2541
	Exclusive	In fact, this town is so exclusive... ...	4399	197	23	3.9554
	Exorcist	What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? ...	494	11	1	2.0243
	Explosive	If my job was to drive a truck full of some highly explosive gas ...	423	9	0	2.1277
	Express_lane	My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a f ...	442	11	1	2.2624
	Extreme	A camper was caught in the wilderness during the d ...	465	9	1	1.7204
	Eyes	What do you do when a leper rolls his eyes at you? ...	472	11	2	1.9068