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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Eagle	My friend Doug came up with this one on the spur o ...	1632	70	261	-11.7034
	Ear Ache	I have an ear ache. ...	767	21	5	2.0860
	Earmuffs	Winters are fierce in northern Scotland, so the owner ...	629	17	3	2.2258
	Earthquake	Looking all around at the shattered and collapsed buildings ...	990	39	216	-17.8788
	Easter bunny	Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs? ...	643	14	5	1.3997
	Eats nuts	What's dangerous and eats nuts? ...	588	9	4	0.8503
	Economists	Economists are people who are too smart ...	589	14	1	2.2071
	Editor	I had a publisher phone this morning saying he wanted a photograp ...	535	9	1	1.4953
	Egg	What did the egg say to the boiling water? ...	678	16	1	2.2124
	Eggs	There was once an english man and a scottish man who lived next ...	642	14	2	1.8692
	Eight Inch	Walking up to the counter in the record store the luscious young ...	584	10	3	1.1986
	Einstein	Said Einstein, I have an equation ...	607	10	7	0.4942
	Electricity	Sign at the Electric Company ...	646	7	2	0.7740
	Elevator	A pushy romeo asked a gorgeous elevator operator ...	588	13	0	2.2109
	Elite forces	There was these 3 men who wanted to join the elite forces ...	531	12	0	2.2599
	Elmo	Why do we know all tickle me elmos are male? ...	576	14	2	2.0833
	Elvis	Given the current state of affairs, what do you th ...	583	11	0	1.8868
	Elvis_marriage	Two women go to talking at the supermarket, and on ...	578	9	2	1.2111
	Emma	A couples happy married life almost went on the ro ...	568	14	0	2.4648
	Empty	Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many ye ...	2834	241	213	0.9880
	Endworld	Once upon a time there were two men wandering arou ...	552	10	3	1.2681
	Enemies	A knight and his men return to their castle after ...	522	9	0	1.7241
	Engaged	I'm thinking about getting married. I looked up t ...	537	12	0	2.2346
	Engineer	One day, the smartest kid in the class forgot his ...	757	9	0	1.1889
	Engineers Bike	The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike!" ...	8075	304	26	3.4427
	English	This journalist is walking down a road in Dublin w ...	603	11	0	1.8242
	Enjoyed_it	Starting the car for the long trip back into the c ...	561	8	0	1.4260
	Enoch	The young man applied to the manager of the entertainment museum ...	541	10	1	1.6636
	Erection	Peter walked into the doctor's office for an appointment. ...	664	8	0	1.2048
	Ernie	Ernie is in school one day when teacher says today ...	688	11	0	1.5988
	Escape	How do you get out of a log cabin with no doors or ...	523	12	0	2.2945
	Essay_contest	A university creative writing class was asked to w ...	714	14	0	1.9608
	Ethics_exam	I passed my ethics exam. ...	526	8	0	1.5209
	Eunuch_defined	What's the definition of a Eunuch? ...	577	12	1	1.9064
	Evening	In the evening in the Abbey, the abbot gathers all ...	542	10	0	1.8450
	Every Time	When the busdriver approached the next stop he noticed ...	1115	13	1	1.0762
	Exam	I heard the story that a couple of quarters ago du ...	578	12	0	2.0761
	Exclusive	In fact, this town is so exclusive... ...	5025	197	24	3.4428
	Exorcist	What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? ...	613	11	1	1.6313
	Explosive	If my job was to drive a truck full of some highly explosive gas ...	505	9	0	1.7822
	Express_lane	My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a f ...	524	12	1	2.0992
	Extreme	A camper was caught in the wilderness during the d ...	547	9	1	1.4625
	Eyes	What do you do when a leper rolls his eyes at you? ...	562	11	3	1.4235