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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	4 Way	Difference between an ape, orphan, prince, and a bald man ...	6363	78	23	0.8644
	5 Way	What is the difference between a gigolo, a doctor ...	1018	13	8	0.4912
	A blonde and a brunette	A blonde and a brunette ...	5586	598	377	3.9563
	Acne	Whats the difference between a priest and acne ...	941	14	5	0.9564
	Alto	What is the difference between a dressmaker and an alto? ...	688	10	1	1.3081
	Alto Trombone	What's the difference between an alto trombone and a chainsaw? ...	582	11	1	1.7182
	Anal Sex	What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? ...	1943	23	3	1.0293
	Anorexic	Do you know what's different about an anorexic bachelor party? ...	745	10	3	0.9396
	Apathy	What's the difference between amnesia and apathy? ...	641	13	0	2.0281
	Bad Owl	What' the difference between a bad marksman & a constipated owl ...	672	14	0	2.0833
	Banjo Anchor	What's the difference between a banjo and an anchor? ...	4197	196	30	3.9552
	Baseball	What's the difference between a baseball player and a lawyer? ...	3362	154	226	-2.1416
	Bastard	A woman got a job in a hardware store. Her first c ...	1474	15	9	0.4071
	BDSM	How to know you are too old for BDSM: ...	1085	32	99	-6.1751
	Beaver?	What is the difference between a beaver and a chain saw? ...	773	11	1	1.2937
	Bee & Cow	What is the difference between a sick cow and a dead bee? ...	728	12	1	1.5110
	Beer Groom	What is the difference between a barrel of beer and a bridegroom ...	594	13	0	2.1886
	Bigot	What is the the difference between a bigot and a spigot? ...	5233	232	25	3.9557
	Blond012	What's the difference between a blonde and a telep ...	2608	16	11	0.1917
	Blond013	What's the difference between a blonde and an iron ...	2477	23	8	0.6056
	Blond016	How can you tell the difference between a blonde a ...	2219	14	7	0.3155
	Blond090	What's the difference between a blonde and a bowli ...	948	12	0	1.2658
	Blond091	What's the difference between a blonde and a compu ...	879	10	0	1.1377
	Blond092	What's the difference between a blonde and a puppy ...	934	12	1	1.1777
	Blond093	What's the difference between an intelligent blond ...	885	10	0	1.1299
	Blonde Driving	A blonde was swerving ...	5944	1174	935	4.0209
	Blueberries	What is the difference between an elephant and a blueberries? ...	5562	270	50	3.9554
	Bolted	"What's the difference between a nail, a screw and ...	759	15	0	1.9763
	Boss1	What's the difference between your boss and the su ...	795	8	0	1.0063
	Boss2	What's the difference between your boss and time ? ...	729	8	0	1.0974
	Bucket	What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? ...	765	13	0	1.6993
	Bull	What's the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra? ...	464	15	1	3.0172
	Bull	What's the difference between a bull and a man ? ...	633	9	0	1.4218
	Bus	A drunk man boards a bus. A Bible thumper tells him ...	3210	205	78	3.9564
	Cat	What is the difference between a cat and a comma? ...	777	12	1	1.4157
	Cello Coffin	What's the difference between a cello and a coffin? ...	443	10	2	1.8059
	Chromosomes	How do you tell the difference between male & female chromosomes ...	479	8	0	1.6701
	Chromosones	How do you tell the difference between male chromo ...	437	10	0	2.2883
	Chunks	This old drunk comes stumbling into a liquor vendor ...	825	10	0	1.2121
	Circus Line	What is the difference between a circus and a chorus line? ...	465	9	0	1.9355
	Civil	What is the difference between a chess player and a civil servant ...	5156	327	123	3.9566
	Clerk	What is the difference between a front desk clerk and a toilet? ...	515	11	0	2.1359
	Clitoris	What is the difference between a genie's lamp and a clitoris? ...	759	10	0	1.3175
	Coffin	difference between a coffin and a letterbox? ...	416	8	0	1.9231
	Colours	What is the difference between pink and purple? ...	587	9	0	1.5332
	Contest	A drunk guy walked into a bar. The first thing he noticed ...	880	15	2	1.4773
	Contract	The bartender asks him 'What'll you have?'. The guy answers ...	1487	246	250	-0.2690
	Corn Whore	Whats the difference between a whore with diarrhea and ...	1796	68	307	-13.3073
	Cow and Bull	The difference between a cow and a bull ...	543	11	0	2.0258
	Crazy?	What is the difference between a psychotic and a neurotic? ...	540	10	0	1.8519
	Daddy	A Mother thought it was high time to explain the f ...	728	10	0	1.3736
	Daddy did	Billy sees his Daddy's car passing the playground ...	650	20	0	3.0769
	Dadleg	Why did the boy cut off his dad's leg? ...	519	8	1	1.3487
	Daliance	Probably, it is time to tell you a story that orig ...	460	8	2	1.3043
	Damn_shovel	The contemplative routine of the convent was being ...	448	9	0	2.0089
	Dance	Fred noticed his roommate had a black eye upon ret ...	525	7	1	1.1429
	Danger	What's small, yellow and very dangerous? ...	478	7	0	1.4644
	Datsun	Back in the early days of Nissan, before "Human E ...	577	10	0	1.7331
	Davy_crocket	How many ears did Davy Crockett have? ...	418	8	0	1.9139
	Daytrading2	Linda and Jill are having coffee when Linda notice ...	435	7	0	1.6092
	Dead Cat	Two brothers, John and Richard lived in the same t ...	528	7	0	1.3258
	Dead Dog	What's the difference between a dead dog in the road ...	707	16	0	2.2631
	Dead Frog	A pupil told his kindergarten teacher that he had found a frog ...	6723	417	151	3.9566
	Deadathe	What do you call an atheist at his/her funeral? ...	424	8	1	1.6509
	Deadfrog	What's that you're doing, Tommy? S ...	419	7	0	1.6706
	Deadhead	How do you know when a Dead Head has been to your ...	386	12	0	3.1088
	Deadly_olives	It has been proven that olives are a major killer ...	397	7	0	1.7632
	Deadwife	Two men comparing their wives, "My wife is an abso ...	491	9	0	1.8330
	Dead_cat	Once upon a time, a woman had a faithful cat. And ...	498	8	1	1.4056
	Dead_cat2	When the cat was run over by a car, the mother qui ...	551	12	0	2.1779
	Dead_cow	The train came to a sudden grinding stop. ...	491	10	0	2.0367
	Dead_midget	When the midget died, his friends went out for a s ...	409	9	0	2.2005
	Dead_parrot	Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathematician a ...	473	11	0	2.3256
	Dead_rabbit	A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rab ...	405	10	0	2.4691
	Dead_virgin	In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of h ...	474	11	1	2.1097
	Dead_waiter	Stanley had been a waiter ever since he was in h ...	409	9	1	1.9560
	Death	A man went to heaven. He got his business taken c ...	447	10	0	2.2371
	Death bed lawyer	A man lying on his deathbed ...	8467	414	79	3.9565
	Death2	A man goes to the doctor and is told he has only ...	414	8	0	1.9324
	Debtor	What happens when you cross a stud with a debtor? ...	398	11	0	2.7638
	Deepquot	Old soldiers never die. Young ones do. ...	378	7	0	1.8519
	Deer	Two blokes from down under came to the western US to hunt deer ...	958	10	0	1.0438
	Delema	A business manager was face with a tough problem, ...	453	6	0	1.3245
	Demand	Walking into a noisy classroom, the instructor sla ...	385	8	0	2.0779
	Dentist	What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball ...	843	10	1	1.0676
	Deoderant	A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistan ...	476	9	0	1.8908
	Deoderant	You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant ...	721	14	0	1.9417
	Deodrnt	This bloke goes into the Chemists' and tells the C ...	375	7	0	1.8667
	Depression	What's the opposite of depression? ...	433	7	0	1.6166
	Deputy_todds	Deputy Todd pulled alongside a speeding car on the ...	366	9	0	2.4590
	Dermatologist	Hear about the dermatologist who started his busin ...	394	9	0	2.2843
	Descarte	Descarte has dinner as a restaurant. At the concl ...	375	10	0	2.6667
	Devoted	Which, of course, reminds me of the poet, so devoted ...	389	13	0	3.3419
	Diapers	A lady goes to the doctor complaining of stomach p ...	435	8	1	1.6092
	Diapers2	Why are politicians like nappies ? ...	369	8	0	2.1680
	Diarrhea	Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? ...	446	7	0	1.5695
	Diction	When She Says She Really ...	583	8	0	1.3722
	Diction2	As the airliner was preparing to land in Madri ...	348	9	0	2.5862
	Didnto	Harold: Teacher, would you punish me for somethin ...	516	11	0	2.1318
	Dies	A guy gets on an elevator. In the corner, an old g ...	1475	146	192	-3.1186
	Diet	Miss Horn was grotesquely overweight, so her docto ...	375	8	0	2.1333
	Diet2	A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Do ...	372	7	0	1.8817
	Different_meaning	The Marines were backing-up L.A.P.D. on a call tha ...	352	7	0	1.9886
	Digitasl_recording	Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? ...	362	9	0	2.4862
	Dildos	A young guy just started a new job at a shop that ...	868	14	0	1.6129
	Dindolly	Dolly Parton and Princess Di died, and both of the ...	439	7	0	1.5945
	Dining	A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant ...	348	5	0	1.4368
	Dinne3r	There was a Sea Scout camp outside Norfolk, Virgin ...	340	7	0	2.0588
	Dinner	This man comes out of a condo after some partying and drinking ...	748	11	0	1.4706
	Dinner	HE: "What's the difference between my cock and a ...	389	8	1	1.7995
	Dinner	Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after ...	376	6	0	1.5957
	Dinopig	What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig ...	357	9	0	2.5210
	Dinosaurs	Velma was taking the tour of a national park not long ago ...	6850	314	43	3.9562
	Diploma	Why is a diploma like a condom? ...	409	8	0	1.9560
	Directions	A man approached a local in a village he was visit ...	337	7	0	2.0772
	Dirty_pics	A psychiatrist was testing a patient's personality ...	510	11	0	2.1569
	Disability	An old man went into the Social Security Office an ...	361	9	0	2.4931
	Disagree	If a cannibal had indigestion would it be safe to ...	771	141	224	-10.7652
	Disaster	Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster b ...	318	7	0	2.2013
	Disclaimor	The views expressed within are not necessarily the ...	338	7	0	2.0710
	Disctionary	Did you hear about the new Masochist's Dictionary? ...	373	9	0	2.4129
	Diseases	A newlywed couple are about to go to bed. When the ...	389	7	0	1.7995
	Disney_discussion	Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were getting pissed i ...	438	11	0	2.5114
	Disney_key	On my keyboard, there is a curly character on the ...	379	11	0	2.9024
	Disney_miracle	When my friend Phil, a clergyman, visited Disney W ...	428	9	0	2.1028
	Diver	A diminutive fellow walked into a bar and within m ...	357	10	0	2.8011
	Diving	There was this tramp. ...	526	15	0	2.8517
	Diving_buds	When I got certified, the instructor always stress ...	335	9	0	2.6866
	Division	What goes into thirteen twice? ...	446	13	0	2.9148
	Divorce	This guy called up his lawyer to tell him he was filing ...	509	7	0	1.3752
	Divorce	A couple were being interviewed on their Golden We ...	369	7	0	1.8970
	Divorce4	A woman went to an attorney, seeking advice on a d ...	495	12	0	2.4242
	Divorced	Why don't divorced men have hemorrhoids........ ...	369	9	0	2.4390
	Dizzy	A suave guy sat down with a blonde in a bar who wa ...	528	10	0	1.8939
	Dna	What do the letters DNA stand for ...	556	51	130	-14.2086
	Doctor God	What's the difference between a doctor and God? ...	635	12	0	1.8898
	Doctor_sex	A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologi ...	568	9	0	1.5845
	Doc_dog	Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. ...	1287	122	265	-11.1111
	Dog	A dude is out in his garden when he spots a gorill ...	397	8	0	2.0151
	Dog Fight	A guy walks into a bar with a little yellow long-nosed ...	456	8	0	1.7544
	Dog Food	I was buying a large bag of Purina dog food at Wal-Mart ...	494	5	0	1.0121
	Dog3	Two men were walking in the park when they came up ...	396	11	0	2.7778
	Dog4	Two men were walking in the park when they came up ...	349	9	0	2.5788
	Dog?	A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a theatre ...	406	9	0	2.2167
	Dogballs	Two guys watching a dog licking his balls: "Geez, ...	443	8	0	1.8059
	Doggy 2	Where would you find a dog with no legs? ...	8669	373	30	3.9566
	Doggy style	My wife only makes love doggy style. ...	969	122	104	1.8576
	Doggy Style	My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining ...	459	11	0	2.3965
	Doggy-talk	Dog 1: I tried to chase a car today. ...	381	9	0	2.3622
	Doggygram	A German shepherd went to a Western Union office ...	3866	116	496	-9.8293
	Doggy_1	What do you call a dog with no legs? ...	5890	256	23	3.9559
	Doggy_style	Two mates were sharing drinks while discussing the ...	9579	397	18	3.9566
	Dogleg	What do you call a dog with no legs? ...	3476	332	372	-1.1507
	Dogs	Two Scottish nuns have just arrived to USA by boat ...	413	8	0	1.9370
	Dogs2	My friend said that he had dogs that talked in the ...	362	9	0	2.4862
	Dog_balls	Two men were walking in the park when they came up ...	429	10	0	2.3310
	Dog_bath	A young boy about eight years old was at the corne ...	379	10	0	2.6385
	Dog_bite	One day a mailman was greeted by a boy and a huge ...	362	9	0	2.4862
	Dog_liar	My friend said that he had dogs that talked in the ...	359	10	0	2.7855
	Dog_lick	Why do dogs lick themselves? ...	383	9	0	2.3499
	Dog_sex3	Being a virgin, Bob was very nervous about his upc ...	549	12	0	2.1858
	Doing_it	Nerd gets married and into the hotel room with his ...	385	11	0	2.8571
	Doing_it_dry	Two sixteen year olds walked into a pub after thei ...	442	12	0	2.7149
	Doll	There was a fellow who had never been to bed with ...	374	11	0	2.9412
	Dolly_parton_fell	Dolly Parton fell off the stage last night at the ...	401	11	0	2.7431
	Dolphin	Why did the dolphin kill himself? ...	365	7	0	1.9178
	Don't Be Late	A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner ...	918	21	0	2.2876
	Donuts	A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a reg ...	345	10	0	2.8986
	Doorbell	Upon answering the door to her whorehouse, the mad ...	353	8	0	2.2663
	Doorbell_helper	An elderly Rabbi is walking down the street one da ...	383	9	0	2.3499
	Dopey	Snow White and the seven dwarfs went to church one ...	376	8	0	2.1277
	Dopey2	The 7 dwarves go off to the mine and leave Snow Wh ...	337	10	0	2.9674
	Double_it	Mr. & Mrs. Smith have been back from their honeymo ...	415	12	0	2.8916
	Doughboy	What happened when Aunt Jemima screwed the Pillsbu ...	355	10	0	2.8169
	Do_this	A couple of F-15's are escorting a C-130 Hercules, ...	402	14	0	3.4826
	Do_you_know	Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to he ...	621	8	0	1.2882
	Dragon	An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and ...	368	9	0	2.4457
	Dragon Milk	Where do you get dragon milk? ...	884	68	279	-23.8688
	Dragon3	A Chinese man had three daughters, he asked his da ...	733	29	0	3.9563
	Dreaming	After spending all day watching football, Harry fe ...	408	8	0	1.9608
	Dreams	Three guys slept together in the same bed ...	410	7	0	1.7073
	Dreams	What is the difference between a wet dream & a western dream ...	507	8	0	1.5779
	Dress_party	There was a guy who was struggling to decide what ...	437	9	0	2.0595
	Drink Less	A bloke goes into a pub, takes a seat at the bar ...	755	9	0	1.1921
	Drinking	As the doctor completed an examination of the patient ...	7962	377	62	3.9563
	Drinking_binge	An guy had been at a pub all night drinking. The b ...	359	11	0	3.0641
	Drinking_birds	Where does a blackbird go for a drink? ...	363	8	0	2.2039
	Drinking_free	In a bar: ...	323	8	0	2.4768
	Drink_blood	A man is captured by cannibals, every day they p ...	6496	294	37	3.9563
	Drink_or_talk	Two Finnish guys get off a ship and head for the n ...	335	8	0	2.3881
	Drivers License	A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house ...	742	14	0	1.8868
	Driving Drunk	A man was driving down the road, and was pulled over by a police ...	1757	176	170	0.3415
	Drowned	An Irish lady hears a knock at her door. When she answers ...	354	8	1	1.9774
	Druggist	The husband arrived home after a tough day at th ...	339	9	0	2.6549
	Drugprgm	How Drug Dealers and Software Developers compare: ...	454	10	0	2.2026
	Drugs	What is the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? ...	577	11	0	1.9064
	Drugs	I don't take drugs - I'm not even an athlete. ...	349	8	0	2.2923
	Drugs are bad, mmmkay	A little rabbit is happily running through the forest ...	368	3	0	0.8152
	Drug_students	A professor returned to class with the examination ...	339	9	1	2.3599
	Drum_solo	An anthropologist was assigned to Borneo, where he ...	339	10	0	2.9499
	Drunk	What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? ...	1281	13	0	1.0148
	Drunk	A man went into a bar after work one day, and ...	711	10	1	1.2658
	Drunk Driving	A man is driving happily along in his car one night ...	766	11	1	1.3055
	Drunk Jesus	A drunk is sitting on the street curb in front of a bar ...	748	10	0	1.3369
	Drunk Nun	A nun walks in to the off-license (liquor store) and says to the ...	815	12	0	1.4724
	Drunk_date	This guy enters a bar and orders two shots of vodk ...	441	11	1	2.2676
	Drunk_driver	A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had b ...	388	13	1	3.0928
	Drunk_man	A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, ...	415	12	0	2.8916
	Dryclean	Did you hear the one about the man who opened a dr ...	328	8	0	2.4390
	Duck	What is the difference between a duck? ...	1105	16	1	1.3575
	Duck	A man goes to a theater with his pet duck concealed in his pants ...	360	12	0	3.3333
	Duck Bill	A man took his old duck to the Doctor ...	410	2	0	0.4878
	Ducks	Why do baby ducks walk softly? ...	345	9	0	2.6087
	Duck_duck	There were these three ducks who lived on this pea ...	356	8	0	2.2472
	Duck_lady	A lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. ...	719	10	0	1.3908
	DUI	Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving ...	335	8	0	2.3881
	Dull People	How many dull people does it take to change a lightbulb ...	711	6	0	0.8439
	Dumber	A idiot went to a comedy club. There is a ventril ...	424	11	1	2.3585
	Dumbjock	The construction company had advertised for a fore ...	423	11	0	2.6005
	Dumbs	* Last night I played a blank tape at full blast ...	837	37	4	3.9427
	Dumb_bandits	A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously ...	320	8	0	2.5000
	Dummy	BOY: Isn't the principal a dummy! ...	336	8	0	2.3810
	Dyingman	A man was in his bed dying, slipping in and out of ...	391	9	0	2.3018
	Dynomite	On his weekly visit to the general store in a smal ...	320	8	0	2.5000
	D_n_a	Q.) What do the letters D.N.A. stand for? ...	392	11	0	2.8061
	ET	What is the difference between a man and E. T.? ...	712	10	1	1.2640
	Eunuch	What is the difference between a eunuch and an Eskimo? ...	473	10	0	2.1142
	Events	What is the difference between a Metallica concert and a Tyson ...	386	10	0	2.5907
	Eye Sight	This woman rushed to see her doctor ...	709	29	36	-0.9873
	Fart Jokes	What's the difference between a fart and a joke? ...	595	10	0	1.6807
	Fast	A Boston drunk chinned up to a ticket clerk's window ...	649	9	0	1.3867
	Fat Virgin	What's the difference between a fat girl and a virgin? ...	1057	33	0	3.1220
	Feather	There were two men who rode the city bus every day ...	610	8	0	1.3115
	Feudalism	Whats the difference between Democracy and Feudalism ...	595	12	0	2.0168
	Fine tax	What is the difference between a fine and a tax? ...	386	9	0	2.3316
	Fire_fire	Do you know what is the difference between an engi ...	818	46	48	-0.2445
	Fish	Whats the difference between a fish and a piano ? ...	642	10	0	1.5576
	Fish Bike	What's the difference between a fish and a bicycle? ...	502	8	0	1.5936
	Fish4	There really is a difference between a hunter and ...	373	10	0	2.6810
	Fisherman	There really is a difference between a hunter and a fisherman? ...	823	12	0	1.4581
	Fishing	What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy schoolboy? ...	726	56	134	-10.7438
	Flattery	A guy is distraught in a bar. Another patron asks ...	606	9	0	1.4851
	Fonybuck	What's the difference between an anorexic prostitu ...	409	12	0	2.9340
	Genie on the beach	A man was walking along a California beach ...	6091	305	64	3.9567
	Gigalo	What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a g ...	411	9	0	2.1898
	Gigolo	What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? ...	640	12	0	1.8750
	Glass Wall	Glass Wall ...	639	606	671	-10.1721
	God	What is the difference between God and a social worker? ...	462	13	1	2.5974
	Godiva	What's the difference between a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? ...	503	13	0	2.5845
	Gold Goat	What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? ...	7304	324	35	3.9567
	Golf018	Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and a ...	472	10	0	2.1186
	Golf_country	What's the difference between golfing in New York ...	709	10	0	1.4104
	Golf_gspot	Do you know the difference between a golf ball and ...	410	11	0	2.6829
	Good Right	A female officer arrests a drunk ...	1541	16	0	1.0383
	Good/Great	What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? ...	564	12	0	2.1277
	Gowns	What is the difference between an evening gown and a nightgown? ...	8998	385	29	3.9564
	Gspot	what's the difference between a golf ball and a G- ...	518	13	0	2.5097
	Hard Light	What's the difference between light and hard? ...	381	10	0	2.6247
	Hard Light (2)	What's the difference between a 'light on' and a 'hard on' ? ...	790	87	137	-6.3291
	Harley	What is the difference between a Hoover and a Harl ...	367	12	0	3.2698
	Hematologist	What is the difference between a hematologist and ...	1251	101	195	-7.5140
	Highchair	What's the difference between a man and a high chair? ...	651	11	1	1.5361
	Hillpill	What is the difference between a hill and a pill? ...	401	9	0	2.2444
	Hobo	What is the difference between a hobo and a gay man? ...	1677	19	0	1.1330
	Hooker_crack	What is the difference between a drug dealer and a ...	388	9	0	2.3196
	Hormone	What is the difference between a human gene and a hormone? ...	384	12	0	3.1250
	Hormone 2	What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? ...	439	11	0	2.5057
	Hose_man	A drunk man was casually taking a piss into a drin ...	934	162	133	3.1049
	Household Purchase	The husband was not home at his usual hour ...	984	7	0	0.7114
	Housework-challenged	My housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt ...	1631	578	620	-2.5751
	IBM	What's the difference between Jurassic Park and IBM? ...	706	13	0	1.8414
	Infant	What's the difference between an infant and a boxer? ...	479	9	0	1.8789
	Inlaws or Outlaws	What's the difference between Outlaws and Inlaws? ...	827	12	1	1.3301
	Irish	What is the difference between an Irish wedding & Irish funeral ...	464	10	0	2.1552
	Jailer	What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer? ...	411	13	0	3.1630
	Jump	A guy walks into a bar at the top floor of large skyscraper ...	632	15	0	2.3734
	Kinky	What's the difference between erotic and kinky? ...	451	11	0	2.4390
	Lady	What is the difference between a diplomat and a lady? ...	394	11	0	2.7919
	Lewinsky	What is the difference between Monica Lewinsky and a transvestite ...	407	10	0	2.4570
	License	A hunter from the city bagged a big buck deer ...	334	8	0	2.3952
	Lightheaded	A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call ...	771	58	66	-1.0376
	Look Out	A drunk staggering in the street was struck by a passing car. ...	594	9	0	1.5152
	Love	What's the difference between love and herpes? ...	425	12	0	2.8235
	Madman	Salvador Dali: The only difference between me and ...	663	22	0	3.3183
	Madonna	What is the difference between a Madonna video and a porn video? ...	737	14	2	1.6282
	Man Child	What is the difference between a man and childbirth? ...	421	13	0	3.0879
	Man Dog	What is the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog ...	446	12	0	2.6906
	Mechanics	What's the difference between a quantum mechanic a ...	3336	151	19	3.9568
	Medicine	What is the difference between a bottle of medicine and a doormat ...	366	12	0	3.2787
	Men	What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man? ...	5587	542	321	3.9556
	Men	On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth ...	740	16	0	2.1622
	Men015	What's the difference between government bonds and ...	552	8	1	1.2681
	Men016	What is the difference between a man and a catfish ...	581	15	0	2.5818
	Men036	What's the difference between a porcupine and a Co ...	439	10	0	2.2779
	Men046	What's the difference between a clitoris and a pub ...	456	9	0	1.9737
	Men051	What's the difference between a sofa and a man wat ...	528	9	0	1.7045
	Men053	What's the difference between men and alley cats? ...	418	26	54	-6.6986
	Men085	What is the difference between a husband and a boy ...	414	8	0	1.9324
	Men101	What's the difference between a new husband and a ...	453	14	0	3.0905
	Men115	What's the difference between a savings bond and a ...	357	11	0	3.0812
	Men125	What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris ...	378	8	0	2.1164
	Movies	What is the difference between a porno movie and a regular movie? ...	452	10	0	2.2124
	Never	I have never been drunk ...	648	10	0	1.5432
	New Curtains	A blonde walked into a store ...	5225	933	423	9.7608
	New Room	The time was in the early hours of a new day ...	562	9	0	1.6014
	Niagra	Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? ...	881	16	1	1.7026
	Nickle_n_dime	What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? ...	430	10	0	2.3256
	Nurse	What is the difference between a dressmaker and a nurse? ...	410	10	0	2.4390
	Nuts	What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? ...	439	12	0	2.7335
	Ogists	What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? ...	365	9	0	2.4658
	Old Age	Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together ...	685	47	23	3.5036
	Outlaws	What's the difference between Outlaws and In-laws? ...	373	14	0	3.7534
	Outlaws	What's the difference between Outlaws and In-laws? ...	415	10	0	2.4096
	Oyster	whats the difference between an epileptic oyster sheller and ...	391	9	0	2.3018
	Pam Anderson	What's the difference between a sewing machine &Pamela Anderson ...	502	12	0	2.3904
	Panic	What is the difference between frustration and panic? ...	598	21	1	3.3445
	Parenting	The Parenting FAQ ...	383	7	0	1.8277
	Paycheck	What is the difference between a paycheck and a penis? ...	444	9	0	2.0270
	Pea soup	What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? ...	396	11	0	2.7778
	Pea Soup	Original Pea Soup joke ...	479	7	0	1.4614
	Peeping	What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? ...	467	11	0	2.3555
	Peeping (2)	What's the difference between a Peeping Tom and someone who's jus ...	487	9	0	1.8480
	Pessimist	What is the difference between a pessimist and an optimist ? ...	433	10	0	2.3095
	Philosopher	What's the difference between a philosopher and an engineer? ...	414	7	0	1.6908
	Pianist	A piano player in a run-down bar decides that he ...	642	11	0	1.7134
	Pickup Lines	267 pick up lines ...	1208	10	0	0.8278
	Picture	What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? ...	2669	15	1	0.5245
	Pig	A woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm ...	637	10	1	1.4129
	Pockets	A Sunday School teacher was teaching her class bout right & wrong ...	739	11	0	1.4885
	Pol_capital	What is the difference between Capitalism and Soci ...	745	46	123	-10.3356
	Poor Pigeon	What is the difference between a bankrupt oil man and a pigeon? ...	376	12	0	3.1915
	Pregnant Bulb	What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? ...	561	17	0	3.0303
	Princess Di	What's the difference between the Croc Hunter and Princess Di ...	710	4	0	0.5634
	Problem	There once was a mechanic named Joe who, while fixing the brakes ...	547	10	0	1.8282
	Proctologist	Difference between a bartender and a proctologist? ...	416	8	0	1.9231
	Pushups	Two old farts were in a bar each bragging about their physical ...	616	9	0	1.4610
	Railroad tracks	Two drunks walking down the railroad tracks ...	654	12	0	1.8349
	Roast Beef	What's the difference between roast beef and peasoup? ...	390	7	0	1.7949
	Rodeo	What's the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? ...	1481	22	0	1.4855
	Rooster	What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? ...	3531	281	193	2.4922
	Rubber Coffin	What is the difference between a coffin and a condom? ...	473	11	0	2.3256
	Salvation	A drunk went into a telephone booth and dialed at random ...	8820	383	34	3.9569
	Sax Hubbie	What's the difference between a saxophone and a husband? ...	489	19	0	3.8855
	Sax Saw	What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? ...	438	15	0	3.4247
	Scotch	A drunk reeled into a funeral parlor and ordered a scotch ...	576	12	0	2.0833
	Screwdriver	What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver? ...	368	10	0	2.7174
	Screwdriver	What is the difference between Bill clinton and a screwdriver. ...	388	10	0	2.5773
	Seamstress	What's the difference between a seamstress and a French horn ...	2470	9	0	0.3644
	Senate	You know the difference between the American and Canadian Senate? ...	1320	11	0	0.8333
	Senaters	You know the difference between the American and Canadian Senate? ...	709	10	1	1.2694
	Shedding	What is the difference between a dog losing his hair and a man ...	376	8	0	2.1277
	Sick	What is the difference between a photocopy machine and the Flu ...	417	12	0	2.8777
	Sick	What's the difference between a man with a cold and a boxer? ...	497	10	0	2.0121
	Small Forest	Dave is walking home dead drunk, late at night ...	2896	61	0	2.1064
	Social Worker	What's the difference between a social worker and a pitt bull ...	382	9	1	2.0942
	Soprano Porshe	What's the difference between a soprano and a Porsche? ...	494	12	0	2.4291
	Sorority	What's the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? ...	415	9	0	2.1687
	Spanking	What is the difference between a cloud and a boy getting spanked ...	507	10	0	1.9724
	Specialists	What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist? ...	543	9	0	1.6575
	Specialists (2)	What is the difference between a physician and a specialist? ...	513	10	0	1.9493
	Sports	What's the difference between masturbation and Basketball? ...	461	12	0	2.6030
	Staircase	Two drunks were walking along a railroad track ...	568	11	0	1.9366
	Stork	What's the difference between a stork and an attorney? ...	469	9	0	1.9190
	Stork	What's the difference between a stork and an attorney? ...	533	13	0	2.4390
	Stud	How is an all-night stud different from a premature ejaculator? ...	420	8	0	1.9048
	Sx_goodyear	What's the difference between an airship and 365 blowjobs ...	3154	21	0	0.6658
	Teacher	What's the difference between an instructor and a train engineer? ...	386	10	0	2.5907
	Teacher_train	What is the difference between a teacher and a train ...	672	14	0	2.0833
	Thanks	What does a woman say after 10 multiple orgasms ? ...	394	12	0	3.0457
	Thirsty	Whats the difference between a losing boxer and a thirsty man ...	995	72	83	-1.1055
	TP	What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?" ...	463	12	0	2.5918
	Traitor	Khrushchev says to Zhou Enlai, 'The difference between ...	467	10	0	2.1413
	Triscut	What's the difference between a lesbian and a Triscut ...	1847	23	1	1.1911
	Trombone	Whats the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? ...	435	12	1	2.5287
	Tuna	Whats the difference between a fish and a piano ? ...	526	7	0	1.3308
	Tuna fish	What's the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish? ...	372	11	0	2.9570
	Unlawful	What's the difference between unlawfull and illegal? ...	916	78	185	-11.6812
	Vampire	What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? ...	506	11	0	2.1739
	Viagra or Not	What is the difference between an old man ...	840	10	0	1.1905
	Viola Cleaner	What's the difference between a viola and a vacuum cleaner? ...	390	12	0	3.0769
	Viola Dog	What's the difference between a violist and a shaggy dog? ...	5763	255	27	3.9563
	Viola Grapes	What is the difference between grapes and a viola? ...	1898	90	15	3.9515
	Viola Saw	What's the difference between a chain saw and a viola? ...	6748	316	49	3.9567
	Viola Solo	What's the difference between peeing your pants and a viola solo ...	390	8	0	2.0513
	Violent	A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender ...	642	11	0	1.7134
	Vitamin	What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? ...	460	10	0	2.1739
	Watch	A suburbanite in New Jersey was moving from one street to another ...	635	12	0	1.8898
	Wedding Present	A bride who got a little too drunk at her wedding reception ...	1091	11	3	0.7333
	Whiskey	I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar ...	710	15	0	2.1127
	Witch Deer	What is the difference between a deer fleeing from pursuers and ...	369	11	0	2.9810
	Worthy	A Worthy Cause ...	434	11	0	2.5346
	Ye-Haw	What's the difference between a tornado and a red-neck divorce? ...	539	11	0	2.0408
	Yogurt	Whats the difference between a an American and Yogurt ...	1080	8	4	0.3704
	Your Lawyer is Dead	Bob calls the law office and says ...	928	23	5	1.9397
	Youth machine	An Amish boy and his father ...	7893	913	204	8.9826