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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	4 Way	Difference between an ape, orphan, prince, and a bald man ...	6762	84	31	0.7838
	5 Way	What is the difference between a gigolo, a doctor ...	1207	14	10	0.3314
	A blonde and a brunette	A blonde and a brunette ...	6739	617	385	3.4426
	Acne	Whats the difference between a priest and acne ...	1101	15	5	0.9083
	Alto	What is the difference between a dressmaker and an alto? ...	817	10	1	1.1016
	Alto Trombone	What's the difference between an alto trombone and a chainsaw? ...	685	11	2	1.3139
	Anal Sex	What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? ...	2189	25	3	1.0050
	Anorexic	Do you know what's different about an anorexic bachelor party? ...	855	10	3	0.8187
	Apathy	What's the difference between amnesia and apathy? ...	726	13	0	1.7906
	Bad Owl	What' the difference between a bad marksman & a constipated owl ...	768	16	1	1.9531
	Banjo Anchor	What's the difference between a banjo and an anchor? ...	4764	196	32	3.4425
	Baseball	What's the difference between a baseball player and a lawyer? ...	3513	154	227	-2.0780
	Bastard	A woman got a job in a hardware store. Her first c ...	1631	16	9	0.4292
	BDSM	How to know you are too old for BDSM: ...	1205	32	99	-5.5602
	Beaver?	What is the difference between a beaver and a chain saw? ...	859	11	1	1.1641
	Bee & Cow	What is the difference between a sick cow and a dead bee? ...	832	12	1	1.3221
	Beer Groom	What is the difference between a barrel of beer and a bridegroom ...	683	13	1	1.7570
	Bigot	What is the the difference between a bigot and a spigot? ...	5955	233	28	3.4425
	Blond012	What's the difference between a blonde and a telep ...	2851	17	12	0.1754
	Blond013	What's the difference between a blonde and an iron ...	2703	25	8	0.6289
	Blond016	How can you tell the difference between a blonde a ...	2428	15	7	0.3295
	Blond090	What's the difference between a blonde and a bowli ...	1091	12	0	1.0999
	Blond091	What's the difference between a blonde and a compu ...	1022	10	0	0.9785
	Blond092	What's the difference between a blonde and a puppy ...	1076	12	1	1.0223
	Blond093	What's the difference between an intelligent blond ...	1027	10	0	0.9737
	Blonde Driving	A blonde was swerving ...	7795	2095	1835	3.3355
	Blueberries	What is the difference between an elephant and a blueberries? ...	6352	270	52	3.4320
	Bolted	"What's the difference between a nail, a screw and ...	916	15	0	1.6376
	Boss1	What's the difference between your boss and the su ...	992	8	0	0.8065
	Boss2	What's the difference between your boss and time ? ...	910	8	0	0.8791
	Bucket	What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? ...	857	13	0	1.5169
	Bull	What's the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra? ...	537	15	1	2.6071
	Bull	What's the difference between a bull and a man ? ...	703	9	0	1.2802
	Bus	A drunk man boards a bus. A Bible thumper tells him ...	3959	213	78	3.4100
	Cat	What is the difference between a cat and a comma? ...	891	12	1	1.2346
	Cello Coffin	What's the difference between a cello and a coffin? ...	506	10	2	1.5810
	Chromosomes	How do you tell the difference between male & female chromosomes ...	569	8	0	1.4060
	Chromosones	How do you tell the difference between male chromo ...	526	10	0	1.9011
	Chunks	This old drunk comes stumbling into a liquor vendor ...	902	10	0	1.1086
	Circus Line	What is the difference between a circus and a chorus line? ...	517	9	0	1.7408
	Civil	What is the difference between a chess player and a civil servant ...	5926	328	124	3.4425
	Clerk	What is the difference between a front desk clerk and a toilet? ...	577	11	0	1.9064
	Clitoris	What is the difference between a genie's lamp and a clitoris? ...	846	10	0	1.1820
	Coffin	difference between a coffin and a letterbox? ...	476	8	0	1.6807
	Colours	What is the difference between pink and purple? ...	654	10	0	1.5291
	Contest	A drunk guy walked into a bar. The first thing he noticed ...	972	15	2	1.3374
	Contract	The bartender asks him 'What'll you have?'. The guy answers ...	1606	246	251	-0.3113
	Corn Whore	Whats the difference between a whore with diarrhea and ...	1865	68	307	-12.8150
	Cow and Bull	The difference between a cow and a bull ...	639	11	0	1.7214
	Crazy?	What is the difference between a psychotic and a neurotic? ...	595	10	0	1.6807
	Daddy	A Mother thought it was high time to explain the f ...	812	10	0	1.2315
	Daddy did	Billy sees his Daddy's car passing the playground ...	734	20	0	2.7248
	Dadleg	Why did the boy cut off his dad's leg? ...	578	8	1	1.2111
	Daliance	Probably, it is time to tell you a story that orig ...	528	8	3	0.9470
	Damn_shovel	The contemplative routine of the convent was being ...	516	10	0	1.9380
	Dance	Fred noticed his roommate had a black eye upon ret ...	606	7	1	0.9901
	Danger	What's small, yellow and very dangerous? ...	545	7	1	1.1009
	Datsun	Back in the early days of Nissan, before "Human E ...	686	10	0	1.4577
	Davy_crocket	How many ears did Davy Crockett have? ...	467	8	0	1.7131
	Daytrading2	Linda and Jill are having coffee when Linda notice ...	504	7	0	1.3889
	Dead Cat	Two brothers, John and Richard lived in the same t ...	619	7	0	1.1309
	Dead Dog	What's the difference between a dead dog in the road ...	789	16	0	2.0279
	Dead Frog	A pupil told his kindergarten teacher that he had found a frog ...	7931	423	151	3.4296
	Deadathe	What do you call an atheist at his/her funeral? ...	496	8	1	1.4113
	Deadfrog	What's that you're doing, Tommy? S ...	483	7	0	1.4493
	Deadhead	How do you know when a Dead Head has been to your ...	446	12	0	2.6906
	Deadly_olives	It has been proven that olives are a major killer ...	469	7	1	1.2793
	Deadwife	Two men comparing their wives, "My wife is an abso ...	581	9	0	1.5491
	Dead_cat	Once upon a time, a woman had a faithful cat. And ...	568	8	1	1.2324
	Dead_cat2	When the cat was run over by a car, the mother qui ...	651	12	0	1.8433
	Dead_cow	The train came to a sudden grinding stop. ...	571	10	0	1.7513
	Dead_midget	When the midget died, his friends went out for a s ...	474	9	0	1.8987
	Dead_parrot	Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathematician a ...	536	11	0	2.0522
	Dead_rabbit	A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rab ...	482	10	0	2.0747
	Dead_virgin	In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of h ...	551	11	1	1.8149
	Dead_waiter	Stanley had been a waiter ever since he was in h ...	471	9	1	1.6985
	Death	A man went to heaven. He got his business taken c ...	519	10	0	1.9268
	Death bed lawyer	A man lying on his deathbed ...	10108	432	84	3.4428
	Death2	A man goes to the doctor and is told he has only ...	484	8	0	1.6529
	Debtor	What happens when you cross a stud with a debtor? ...	460	11	0	2.3913
	Deepquot	Old soldiers never die. Young ones do. ...	450	7	0	1.5556
	Deer	Two blokes from down under came to the western US to hunt deer ...	1059	10	0	0.9443
	Delema	A business manager was face with a tough problem, ...	534	6	0	1.1236
	Demand	Walking into a noisy classroom, the instructor sla ...	446	8	0	1.7937
	Dentist	What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball ...	935	10	1	0.9626
	Deoderant	A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistan ...	545	9	0	1.6514
	Deoderant	You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant ...	786	14	0	1.7812
	Deodrnt	This bloke goes into the Chemists' and tells the C ...	434	7	0	1.6129
	Depression	What's the opposite of depression? ...	499	7	0	1.4028
	Deputy_todds	Deputy Todd pulled alongside a speeding car on the ...	425	9	0	2.1176
	Dermatologist	Hear about the dermatologist who started his busin ...	446	9	0	2.0179
	Descarte	Descarte has dinner as a restaurant. At the concl ...	436	10	0	2.2936
	Devoted	Which, of course, reminds me of the poet, so devoted ...	450	13	0	2.8889
	Diapers	A lady goes to the doctor complaining of stomach p ...	504	8	1	1.3889
	Diapers2	Why are politicians like nappies ? ...	428	8	0	1.8692
	Diarrhea	Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? ...	515	7	0	1.3592
	Diction	When She Says She Really ...	642	8	1	1.0903
	Diction2	As the airliner was preparing to land in Madri ...	407	9	0	2.2113
	Didnto	Harold: Teacher, would you punish me for somethin ...	622	11	0	1.7685
	Dies	A guy gets on an elevator. In the corner, an old g ...	1543	146	192	-2.9812
	Diet	Miss Horn was grotesquely overweight, so her docto ...	441	8	0	1.8141
	Diet2	A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Do ...	442	7	0	1.5837
	Different_meaning	The Marines were backing-up L.A.P.D. on a call tha ...	416	7	0	1.6827
	Digitasl_recording	Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? ...	414	9	0	2.1739
	Dildos	A young guy just started a new job at a shop that ...	1002	14	0	1.3972
	Dindolly	Dolly Parton and Princess Di died, and both of the ...	513	7	0	1.3645
	Dining	A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant ...	415	5	0	1.2048
	Dinne3r	There was a Sea Scout camp outside Norfolk, Virgin ...	391	7	0	1.7903
	Dinner	This man comes out of a condo after some partying and drinking ...	813	11	0	1.3530
	Dinner	HE: "What's the difference between my cock and a ...	462	8	1	1.5152
	Dinner	Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after ...	443	6	0	1.3544
	Dinopig	What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig ...	415	9	0	2.1687
	Dinosaurs	Velma was taking the tour of a national park not long ago ...	8017	319	43	3.4427
	Diploma	Why is a diploma like a condom? ...	470	8	0	1.7021
	Directions	A man approached a local in a village he was visit ...	390	7	0	1.7949
	Dirty_pics	A psychiatrist was testing a patient's personality ...	579	11	0	1.8998
	Disability	An old man went into the Social Security Office an ...	426	9	0	2.1127
	Disagree	If a cannibal had indigestion would it be safe to ...	830	141	224	-10.0000
	Disaster	Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster b ...	377	7	0	1.8568
	Disclaimor	The views expressed within are not necessarily the ...	395	7	0	1.7722
	Disctionary	Did you hear about the new Masochist's Dictionary? ...	431	9	0	2.0882
	Diseases	A newlywed couple are about to go to bed. When the ...	447	7	0	1.5660
	Disney_discussion	Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were getting pissed i ...	500	11	0	2.2000
	Disney_key	On my keyboard, there is a curly character on the ...	427	11	0	2.5761
	Disney_miracle	When my friend Phil, a clergyman, visited Disney W ...	488	9	0	1.8443
	Diver	A diminutive fellow walked into a bar and within m ...	418	10	0	2.3923
	Diving	There was this tramp. ...	597	15	1	2.3451
	Diving_buds	When I got certified, the instructor always stress ...	390	9	0	2.3077
	Division	What goes into thirteen twice? ...	503	13	0	2.5845
	Divorce	This guy called up his lawyer to tell him he was filing ...	590	7	0	1.1864
	Divorce	A couple were being interviewed on their Golden We ...	423	7	0	1.6548
	Divorce4	A woman went to an attorney, seeking advice on a d ...	580	12	0	2.0690
	Divorced	Why don't divorced men have hemorrhoids........ ...	430	9	0	2.0930
	Dizzy	A suave guy sat down with a blonde in a bar who wa ...	592	10	0	1.6892
	Dna	What do the letters DNA stand for ...	612	51	130	-12.9085
	Doctor God	What's the difference between a doctor and God? ...	738	12	0	1.6260
	Doctor_sex	A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologi ...	658	9	0	1.3678
	Doc_dog	Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. ...	1348	122	265	-10.6083
	Dog	A dude is out in his garden when he spots a gorill ...	458	8	0	1.7467
	Dog Fight	A guy walks into a bar with a little yellow long-nosed ...	510	8	0	1.5686
	Dog Food	I was buying a large bag of Purina dog food at Wal-Mart ...	553	5	0	0.9042
	Dog3	Two men were walking in the park when they came up ...	463	11	0	2.3758
	Dog4	Two men were walking in the park when they came up ...	400	9	0	2.2500
	Dog?	A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a theatre ...	462	10	0	2.1645
	Dogballs	Two guys watching a dog licking his balls: "Geez, ...	498	8	0	1.6064
	Doggy 2	Where would you find a dog with no legs? ...	9962	379	36	3.4431
	Doggy style	My wife only makes love doggy style. ...	1037	123	104	1.8322
	Doggy Style	My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining ...	527	12	0	2.2770
	Doggy-talk	Dog 1: I tried to chase a car today. ...	435	9	0	2.0690
	Doggygram	A German shepherd went to a Western Union office ...	3922	116	496	-9.6889
	Doggy_1	What do you call a dog with no legs? ...	6710	258	27	3.4426
	Doggy_style	Two mates were sharing drinks while discussing the ...	11211	406	20	3.4430
	Dogleg	What do you call a dog with no legs? ...	3531	332	372	-1.1328
	Dogs	Two Scottish nuns have just arrived to USA by boat ...	478	8	0	1.6736
	Dogs2	My friend said that he had dogs that talked in the ...	417	9	0	2.1583
	Dog_balls	Two men were walking in the park when they came up ...	483	10	0	2.0704
	Dog_bath	A young boy about eight years old was at the corne ...	435	10	0	2.2989
	Dog_bite	One day a mailman was greeted by a boy and a huge ...	415	9	0	2.1687
	Dog_liar	My friend said that he had dogs that talked in the ...	420	10	0	2.3810
	Dog_lick	Why do dogs lick themselves? ...	441	9	0	2.0408
	Dog_sex3	Being a virgin, Bob was very nervous about his upc ...	621	12	0	1.9324
	Doing_it	Nerd gets married and into the hotel room with his ...	450	11	0	2.4444
	Doing_it_dry	Two sixteen year olds walked into a pub after thei ...	505	12	0	2.3762
	Doll	There was a fellow who had never been to bed with ...	434	11	0	2.5346
	Dolly_parton_fell	Dolly Parton fell off the stage last night at the ...	456	11	0	2.4123
	Dolphin	Why did the dolphin kill himself? ...	419	7	0	1.6706
	Don't Be Late	A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner ...	978	21	0	2.1472
	Donuts	A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a reg ...	394	10	0	2.5381
	Doorbell	Upon answering the door to her whorehouse, the mad ...	406	8	0	1.9704
	Doorbell_helper	An elderly Rabbi is walking down the street one da ...	437	9	0	2.0595
	Dopey	Snow White and the seven dwarfs went to church one ...	431	8	0	1.8561
	Dopey2	The 7 dwarves go off to the mine and leave Snow Wh ...	395	10	0	2.5316
	Double_it	Mr. & Mrs. Smith have been back from their honeymo ...	489	12	0	2.4540
	Doughboy	What happened when Aunt Jemima screwed the Pillsbu ...	410	10	0	2.4390
	Do_this	A couple of F-15's are escorting a C-130 Hercules, ...	449	15	0	3.3408
	Do_you_know	Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to he ...	686	8	0	1.1662
	Dragon	An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and ...	428	9	0	2.1028
	Dragon Milk	Where do you get dragon milk? ...	946	68	279	-22.3044
	Dragon3	A Chinese man had three daughters, he asked his da ...	845	29	0	3.4320
	Dreaming	After spending all day watching football, Harry fe ...	480	8	0	1.6667
	Dreams	Three guys slept together in the same bed ...	469	7	0	1.4925
	Dreams	What is the difference between a wet dream & a western dream ...	569	8	0	1.4060
	Dress_party	There was a guy who was struggling to decide what ...	508	9	0	1.7717
	Drink Less	A bloke goes into a pub, takes a seat at the bar ...	801	9	0	1.1236
	Drinking	As the doctor completed an examination of the patient ...	9325	383	62	3.4424
	Drinking_binge	An guy had been at a pub all night drinking. The b ...	419	11	0	2.6253
	Drinking_birds	Where does a blackbird go for a drink? ...	419	8	0	1.9093
	Drinking_free	In a bar: ...	376	8	0	2.1277
	Drink_blood	A man is captured by cannibals, every day they p ...	7465	295	38	3.4427
	Drink_or_talk	Two Finnish guys get off a ship and head for the n ...	394	8	0	2.0305
	Drivers License	A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house ...	799	14	0	1.7522
	Driving Drunk	A man was driving down the road, and was pulled over by a police ...	1816	176	170	0.3304
	Drowned	An Irish lady hears a knock at her door. When she answers ...	406	8	1	1.7241
	Druggist	The husband arrived home after a tough day at th ...	395	9	0	2.2785
	Drugprgm	How Drug Dealers and Software Developers compare: ...	509	10	0	1.9646
	Drugs	What is the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? ...	631	11	0	1.7433
	Drugs	I don't take drugs - I'm not even an athlete. ...	403	8	0	1.9851
	Drugs are bad, mmmkay	A little rabbit is happily running through the forest ...	424	3	0	0.7075
	Drug_students	A professor returned to class with the examination ...	392	9	1	2.0408
	Drum_solo	An anthropologist was assigned to Borneo, where he ...	395	10	0	2.5316
	Drunk	What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? ...	1357	13	0	0.9580
	Drunk	A man went into a bar after work one day, and ...	773	10	1	1.1643
	Drunk Driving	A man is driving happily along in his car one night ...	838	11	1	1.1933
	Drunk Jesus	A drunk is sitting on the street curb in front of a bar ...	807	10	0	1.2392
	Drunk Nun	A nun walks in to the off-license (liquor store) and says to the ...	872	12	0	1.3761
	Drunk_date	This guy enters a bar and orders two shots of vodk ...	503	11	1	1.9881
	Drunk_driver	A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had b ...	446	13	1	2.6906
	Drunk_man	A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, ...	483	12	0	2.4845
	Dryclean	Did you hear the one about the man who opened a dr ...	386	8	0	2.0725
	Duck	What is the difference between a duck? ...	1174	16	1	1.2777
	Duck	A man goes to a theater with his pet duck concealed in his pants ...	420	12	0	2.8571
	Duck Bill	A man took his old duck to the Doctor ...	468	2	0	0.4274
	Ducks	Why do baby ducks walk softly? ...	401	9	0	2.2444
	Duck_duck	There were these three ducks who lived on this pea ...	406	8	0	1.9704
	Duck_lady	A lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. ...	778	10	0	1.2853
	DUI	Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving ...	398	8	0	2.0101
	Dull People	How many dull people does it take to change a lightbulb ...	780	6	0	0.7692
	Dumber	A idiot went to a comedy club. There is a ventril ...	494	11	1	2.0243
	Dumbjock	The construction company had advertised for a fore ...	495	12	0	2.4242
	Dumbs	* Last night I played a blank tape at full blast ...	932	37	5	3.4335
	Dumb_bandits	A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously ...	368	8	0	2.1739
	Dummy	BOY: Isn't the principal a dummy! ...	396	8	0	2.0202
	Dyingman	A man was in his bed dying, slipping in and out of ...	442	9	0	2.0362
	Dynomite	On his weekly visit to the general store in a smal ...	382	8	0	2.0942
	D_n_a	Q.) What do the letters D.N.A. stand for? ...	440	11	0	2.5000
	ET	What is the difference between a man and E. T.? ...	821	10	1	1.0962
	Eunuch	What is the difference between a eunuch and an Eskimo? ...	528	10	0	1.8939
	Events	What is the difference between a Metallica concert and a Tyson ...	443	10	0	2.2573
	Eye Sight	This woman rushed to see her doctor ...	761	29	36	-0.9198
	Fart Jokes	What's the difference between a fart and a joke? ...	656	10	0	1.5244
	Fast	A Boston drunk chinned up to a ticket clerk's window ...	711	9	0	1.2658
	Fat Virgin	What's the difference between a fat girl and a virgin? ...	1127	33	0	2.9281
	Feather	There were two men who rode the city bus every day ...	663	8	0	1.2066
	Feudalism	Whats the difference between Democracy and Feudalism ...	662	12	0	1.8127
	Fine tax	What is the difference between a fine and a tax? ...	433	9	0	2.0785
	Fire_fire	Do you know what is the difference between an engi ...	894	46	48	-0.2237
	Fish	Whats the difference between a fish and a piano ? ...	716	10	0	1.3966
	Fish Bike	What's the difference between a fish and a bicycle? ...	559	8	0	1.4311
	Fish4	There really is a difference between a hunter and ...	422	10	0	2.3697
	Fisherman	There really is a difference between a hunter and a fisherman? ...	884	12	0	1.3575
	Fishing	What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy schoolboy? ...	768	56	134	-10.1563
	Flattery	A guy is distraught in a bar. Another patron asks ...	655	9	0	1.3740
	Fonybuck	What's the difference between an anorexic prostitu ...	458	12	0	2.6201
	Genie on the beach	A man was walking along a California beach ...	7494	322	64	3.4428
	Gigalo	What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a g ...	464	9	0	1.9397
	Gigolo	What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? ...	699	12	0	1.7167
	Glass Wall	Glass Wall ...	702	606	671	-9.2593
	God	What is the difference between God and a social worker? ...	510	13	1	2.3529
	Godiva	What's the difference between a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? ...	565	13	0	2.3009
	Gold Goat	What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? ...	8365	325	37	3.4429
	Golf018	Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and a ...	524	10	0	1.9084
	Golf_country	What's the difference between golfing in New York ...	869	10	0	1.1507
	Golf_gspot	Do you know the difference between a golf ball and ...	467	11	0	2.3555
	Good Right	A female officer arrests a drunk ...	1600	16	0	1.0000
	Good/Great	What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? ...	625	12	0	1.9200
	Gowns	What is the difference between an evening gown and a nightgown? ...	10195	387	36	3.4429
	Gspot	what's the difference between a golf ball and a G- ...	575	13	0	2.2609
	Hard Light	What's the difference between light and hard? ...	431	10	0	2.3202
	Hard Light (2)	What's the difference between a 'light on' and a 'hard on' ? ...	837	87	137	-5.9737
	Harley	What is the difference between a Hoover and a Harl ...	412	12	0	2.9126
	Hematologist	What is the difference between a hematologist and ...	1297	101	195	-7.2475
	Highchair	What's the difference between a man and a high chair? ...	739	11	1	1.3532
	Hillpill	What is the difference between a hill and a pill? ...	449	9	1	1.7817
	Hobo	What is the difference between a hobo and a gay man? ...	1734	19	0	1.0957
	Hooker_crack	What is the difference between a drug dealer and a ...	440	9	0	2.0455
	Hormone	What is the difference between a human gene and a hormone? ...	431	12	0	2.7842
	Hormone 2	What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? ...	488	11	0	2.2541
	Hose_man	A drunk man was casually taking a piss into a drin ...	1007	162	133	2.8798
	Household Purchase	The husband was not home at his usual hour ...	1036	7	0	0.6757
	Housework-challenged	My housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt ...	1685	578	620	-2.4926
	IBM	What's the difference between Jurassic Park and IBM? ...	771	13	0	1.6861
	Infant	What's the difference between an infant and a boxer? ...	532	9	0	1.6917
	Inlaws or Outlaws	What's the difference between Outlaws and Inlaws? ...	1005	12	2	0.9950
	Irish	What is the difference between an Irish wedding & Irish funeral ...	503	10	0	1.9881
	Jailer	What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer? ...	460	13	0	2.8261
	Jump	A guy walks into a bar at the top floor of large skyscraper ...	687	15	0	2.1834
	Kinky	What's the difference between erotic and kinky? ...	502	11	0	2.1912
	Lady	What is the difference between a diplomat and a lady? ...	448	11	0	2.4554
	Lewinsky	What is the difference between Monica Lewinsky and a transvestite ...	451	10	0	2.2173
	License	A hunter from the city bagged a big buck deer ...	382	8	0	2.0942
	Lightheaded	A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call ...	831	58	66	-0.9627
	Look Out	A drunk staggering in the street was struck by a passing car. ...	644	9	0	1.3975
	Love	What's the difference between love and herpes? ...	470	12	0	2.5532
	Madman	Salvador Dali: The only difference between me and ...	711	22	0	3.0942
	Madonna	What is the difference between a Madonna video and a porn video? ...	886	15	2	1.4673
	Man Child	What is the difference between a man and childbirth? ...	472	13	0	2.7542
	Man Dog	What is the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog ...	488	12	0	2.4590
	Mechanics	What's the difference between a quantum mechanic a ...	3806	151	20	3.4419
	Medicine	What is the difference between a bottle of medicine and a doormat ...	411	12	0	2.9197
	Men	What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man? ...	6333	543	325	3.4423
	Men	On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth ...	801	16	0	1.9975
	Men015	What's the difference between government bonds and ...	632	8	1	1.1076
	Men016	What is the difference between a man and a catfish ...	646	15	0	2.3220
	Men036	What's the difference between a porcupine and a Co ...	495	10	0	2.0202
	Men046	What's the difference between a clitoris and a pub ...	520	9	0	1.7308
	Men051	What's the difference between a sofa and a man wat ...	600	9	0	1.5000
	Men053	What's the difference between men and alley cats? ...	487	26	54	-5.7495
	Men085	What is the difference between a husband and a boy ...	477	8	0	1.6771
	Men101	What's the difference between a new husband and a ...	530	14	0	2.6415
	Men115	What's the difference between a savings bond and a ...	417	11	0	2.6379
	Men125	What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris ...	441	8	0	1.8141
	Movies	What is the difference between a porno movie and a regular movie? ...	504	10	0	1.9841
	Never	I have never been drunk ...	702	10	0	1.4245
	New Curtains	A blonde walked into a store ...	14689	2651	1322	9.0476
	New Room	The time was in the early hours of a new day ...	612	9	0	1.4706
	Niagra	Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? ...	991	16	1	1.5136
	Nickle_n_dime	What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? ...	498	10	0	2.0080
	Nurse	What is the difference between a dressmaker and a nurse? ...	456	10	0	2.1930
	Nuts	What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? ...	485	12	0	2.4742
	Ogists	What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? ...	409	9	0	2.2005
	Old Age	Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together ...	742	47	23	3.2345
	Outlaws	What's the difference between Outlaws and In-laws? ...	424	14	0	3.3019
	Outlaws	What's the difference between Outlaws and In-laws? ...	468	10	0	2.1368
	Oyster	whats the difference between an epileptic oyster sheller and ...	438	9	0	2.0548
	Pam Anderson	What's the difference between a sewing machine &Pamela Anderson ...	554	12	0	2.1661
	Panic	What is the difference between frustration and panic? ...	678	22	1	3.0973
	Parenting	The Parenting FAQ ...	442	7	0	1.5837
	Paycheck	What is the difference between a paycheck and a penis? ...	508	9	0	1.7717
	Pea soup	What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? ...	442	11	0	2.4887
	Pea Soup	Original Pea Soup joke ...	559	7	0	1.2522
	Peeping	What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? ...	507	11	0	2.1696
	Peeping (2)	What's the difference between a Peeping Tom and someone who's jus ...	536	9	0	1.6791
	Pessimist	What is the difference between a pessimist and an optimist ? ...	478	10	0	2.0921
	Philosopher	What's the difference between a philosopher and an engineer? ...	472	7	0	1.4831
	Pianist	A piano player in a run-down bar decides that he ...	707	11	0	1.5559
	Pickup Lines	267 pick up lines ...	1331	10	0	0.7513
	Picture	What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? ...	2853	15	3	0.4206
	Pig	A woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm ...	685	10	1	1.3139
	Pockets	A Sunday School teacher was teaching her class bout right & wrong ...	844	11	0	1.3033
	Pol_capital	What is the difference between Capitalism and Soci ...	802	46	123	-9.6010
	Poor Pigeon	What is the difference between a bankrupt oil man and a pigeon? ...	419	12	0	2.8640
	Pregnant Bulb	What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? ...	639	17	0	2.6604
	Princess Di	What's the difference between the Croc Hunter and Princess Di ...	768	4	1	0.3906
	Problem	There once was a mechanic named Joe who, while fixing the brakes ...	597	10	0	1.6750
	Proctologist	Difference between a bartender and a proctologist? ...	460	8	0	1.7391
	Pushups	Two old farts were in a bar each bragging about their physical ...	665	9	0	1.3534
	Railroad tracks	Two drunks walking down the railroad tracks ...	692	12	0	1.7341
	Roast Beef	What's the difference between roast beef and peasoup? ...	466	7	0	1.5021
	Rodeo	What's the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? ...	1540	22	0	1.4286
	Rooster	What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? ...	3592	281	193	2.4499
	Rubber Coffin	What is the difference between a coffin and a condom? ...	519	11	0	2.1195
	Salvation	A drunk went into a telephone booth and dialed at random ...	10194	387	36	3.4432
	Sax Hubbie	What's the difference between a saxophone and a husband? ...	554	19	0	3.4296
	Sax Saw	What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? ...	490	15	0	3.0612
	Scotch	A drunk reeled into a funeral parlor and ordered a scotch ...	623	12	0	1.9262
	Screwdriver	What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver? ...	421	10	0	2.3753
	Screwdriver	What is the difference between Bill clinton and a screwdriver. ...	440	10	0	2.2727
	Seamstress	What's the difference between a seamstress and a French horn ...	2521	9	0	0.3570
	Senate	You know the difference between the American and Canadian Senate? ...	1410	11	0	0.7801
	Senaters	You know the difference between the American and Canadian Senate? ...	802	10	1	1.1222
	Shedding	What is the difference between a dog losing his hair and a man ...	414	8	0	1.9324
	Sick	What is the difference between a photocopy machine and the Flu ...	465	12	0	2.5806
	Sick	What's the difference between a man with a cold and a boxer? ...	558	10	0	1.7921
	Small Forest	Dave is walking home dead drunk, late at night ...	2949	61	0	2.0685
	Social Worker	What's the difference between a social worker and a pitt bull ...	427	9	1	1.8735
	Soprano Porshe	What's the difference between a soprano and a Porsche? ...	576	12	0	2.0833
	Sorority	What's the difference between a saxophone and a sorority girl? ...	459	9	0	1.9608
	Spanking	What is the difference between a cloud and a boy getting spanked ...	566	10	0	1.7668
	Specialists	What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist? ...	593	9	0	1.5177
	Specialists (2)	What is the difference between a physician and a specialist? ...	564	10	0	1.7730
	Sports	What's the difference between masturbation and Basketball? ...	518	12	0	2.3166
	Staircase	Two drunks were walking along a railroad track ...	612	11	0	1.7974
	Stork	What's the difference between a stork and an attorney? ...	524	9	0	1.7176
	Stork	What's the difference between a stork and an attorney? ...	579	13	0	2.2453
	Stud	How is an all-night stud different from a premature ejaculator? ...	475	8	0	1.6842
	Sx_goodyear	What's the difference between an airship and 365 blowjobs ...	3222	21	0	0.6518
	Teacher	What's the difference between an instructor and a train engineer? ...	435	10	0	2.2989
	Teacher_train	What is the difference between a teacher and a train ...	766	14	0	1.8277
	Thanks	What does a woman say after 10 multiple orgasms ? ...	455	12	0	2.6374
	Thirsty	Whats the difference between a losing boxer and a thirsty man ...	1054	72	83	-1.0436
	TP	What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?" ...	536	12	0	2.2388
	Traitor	Khrushchev says to Zhou Enlai, 'The difference between ...	533	10	0	1.8762
	Triscut	What's the difference between a lesbian and a Triscut ...	1910	23	1	1.1518
	Trombone	Whats the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? ...	495	12	1	2.2222
	Tuna	Whats the difference between a fish and a piano ? ...	582	7	0	1.2027
	Tuna fish	What's the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish? ...	418	11	0	2.6316
	Unlawful	What's the difference between unlawfull and illegal? ...	999	78	185	-10.7107
	Vampire	What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? ...	570	11	0	1.9298
	Viagra or Not	What is the difference between an old man ...	952	10	0	1.0504
	Viola Cleaner	What's the difference between a viola and a vacuum cleaner? ...	447	12	0	2.6846
	Viola Dog	What's the difference between a violist and a shaggy dog? ...	6535	256	31	3.4430
	Viola Grapes	What is the difference between grapes and a viola? ...	2161	90	16	3.4243
	Viola Saw	What's the difference between a chain saw and a viola? ...	7667	316	52	3.4433
	Viola Solo	What's the difference between peeing your pants and a viola solo ...	443	8	0	1.8059
	Violent	A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender ...	700	11	0	1.5714
	Vitamin	What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? ...	502	10	0	1.9920
	Watch	A suburbanite in New Jersey was moving from one street to another ...	727	12	0	1.6506
	Wedding Present	A bride who got a little too drunk at her wedding reception ...	1317	11	3	0.6074
	Whiskey	I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar ...	756	15	0	1.9841
	Witch Deer	What is the difference between a deer fleeing from pursuers and ...	422	11	0	2.6066
	Worthy	A Worthy Cause ...	513	11	0	2.1442
	Ye-Haw	What's the difference between a tornado and a red-neck divorce? ...	590	11	0	1.8644
	Yogurt	Whats the difference between a an American and Yogurt ...	1162	8	4	0.3442
	Your Lawyer is Dead	Bob calls the law office and says ...	1063	23	5	1.6933
	Youth machine	An Amish boy and his father ...	19144	2380	528	9.6740