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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	Abort	Abort, Retry, Ignore (Apologies to Edgar Allen Poe) ...	1245	22	4	1.4458
	Access	From: Saint Peter, To: Everybody ...	1272	13	3	0.7862
	Address	The State of the Union Address (that Clinton *should* have given) ...	1122	14	4	0.8913
	Af1	As Air Force One prepares to land, the Captain mak ...	790	12	3	1.1392
	Affairs	When Clinton was asked what he thought about forei ...	726	9	1	1.1019
	AIDS	Most people worry about getting AIDS from sex. ...	1278	15	4	0.8607
	Animal Sounds	A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old ...	1792	18	8	0.5580
	Aquitted	During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked ...	711	11	0	1.5471
	Bad seats	There was a Packers fan with ...	9150	566	251	3.4426
	Banana	We had sex education at our school and were shown various films ...	2467	31	4	1.0944
	Behind	I keep hearing people from Clinton's inner circle talk on radio ...	616	13	0	2.1104
	Betting	A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy, wanting to buy condoms ...	1617	13	2	0.6803
	Bird	Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a ...	581	10	1	1.5491
	Cab fare	One dismal rainy night in London, a taxi driver spotted ...	851	16	0	1.8801
	Cabbage	The little cabbage in the field was consulting its mother about l ...	637	10	2	1.2559
	Cabbie	A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him ...	655	13	2	1.6794
	Cabbie	A cab driver picks up a nun. ...	656	11	1	1.5244
	Caffiene	Diane: Would you like a cup of coffee? ...	647	9	1	1.2365
	Cake	He: Have you been eating cake lately? ...	620	10	4	0.9677
	Cake Prices	Seen on a bakery delivery truck: ...	9033	354	43	3.4429
	Calulator	Would you like to buy a pocket calculator sir? ...	589	11	0	1.8676
	Camel	Three Bedouin tribesmen had almost reached the o ...	565	7	0	1.2389
	Camel Ride	I hate riding camels ...	606	6	0	0.9901
	Camera	There was this haunted house on the outskirts of t ...	567	12	0	2.1164
	Can Opener	As an experiment, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician ...	2258	162	184	-0.9743
	Cant_feel	A man wakes up in hospital and shouts, "Nurse. I c ...	1299	35	0	2.6944
	Cant_read	A young fellow, who was cutting up in the library, ...	6187	227	14	3.4427
	Canyon	If a canyon ate too much... ...	507	11	0	2.1696
	Can_hear	Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing pro ...	11472	478	83	3.4432
	Capnhook	A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take tu ...	535	9	0	1.6822
	Captain	Could I see the captain of this ship, please? ...	3660	140	14	3.4426
	Captain	Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a ...	504	10	0	1.9841
	Career_night	A police officer, though scheduled for all-night d ...	527	12	0	2.2770
	Carephob	A patient had an automobile phobia, and his psychi ...	493	9	0	1.8256
	Carpenter	Who was the first carpenter? ...	573	8	1	1.2216
	Carpentry	Two men in a lorry drove into a lumberyard ...	535	7	0	1.3084
	Carpet	On a bright, warm spring day, somewhere on Vancouv ...	534	9	0	1.6854
	Carpe_diem	Carpe Diem ...	535	9	0	1.6822
	Carrot	A man wanted to buy a pet. He went to a local shop ...	571	13	2	1.9264
	Car_pooling	HUSBAND: "There's trouble with the car. It has wat ...	573	7	1	1.0471
	Car_pooling2	Hear about the employee who refused to share a rid ...	486	6	0	1.2346
	Car_surgeon	Morris was removing some engine valves from a car ...	509	10	0	1.9646
	Cat	What is the difference between a cat and a comma? ...	891	12	1	1.2346
	Cat2	A cat with suspected Multiple Personality Disorder ...	585	7	2	0.8547
	Cat3	Marge was telling her friend Grace how she gets he ...	529	10	0	1.8904
	Catholic Dog	A farmer named Clancey lived alone in the Irish countryside ...	594	12	1	1.8519
	Cats	There once were two cats in Kilkenny ...	544	9	0	1.6544
	Cats_eyes	Can cats see in the dark? ...	733	9	0	1.2278
	Cats_feel	Cats know how we feel. ...	476	11	0	2.3109
	Catyarn	Hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of yarn? ...	475	10	0	2.1053
	Cat_burglar	I'm learning to be a cat-burglar ...	489	8	0	1.6360
	Cat_dead	What do cats go when they die? ...	530	6	1	0.9434
	Cat_duck	What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? ...	562	12	0	2.1352
	Cat_fish	Pete: Have you ever seen a catfish? ...	438	8	0	1.8265
	Cat_luck	A black and white cat crossed my path this morning ...	479	9	0	1.8789
	Cat_meat	Customer: Do you sell cats meat? ...	480	7	0	1.4583
	Cat_parts	A Psuchiatrist was examining a new pataient's gras ...	472	9	0	1.9068
	Cat_scan	There was a man whose dog had died. Before he bur ...	500	8	0	1.6000
	Cat_train	What do you call a cat that travels by train? ...	460	8	0	1.7391
	Cat_wool	What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of ...	458	8	0	1.7467
	Caught	Have you ever been caught smelling your mum's knickers ? ...	3456	133	14	3.4433
	Cave Support	The tech support problem dates back to long before ...	727	10	0	1.3755
	Ceiling	A young school teacher rushed into the headmasters office ...	886	19	0	2.1445
	Celebrate	Brother Harold was a monk who had worked all his l ...	491	9	0	1.8330
	Census	An old man was setting on his porch, when a young ...	517	6	0	1.1605
	Centipede	A centipede is an inchworm ...	438	9	0	2.0548
	Central_banker	A central banker walks into a pizzeria to order a ...	520	8	0	1.5385
	Chainsaw	A Norwegian friend of mine told me that a Swedish ...	450	6	0	1.3333
	Chameleon	My greatest contribution to humor came when I taug ...	439	8	0	1.8223
	Chance	A family owns a beautiful piano, but needs it tune ...	521	11	0	2.1113
	Changed	A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her ...	468	10	0	2.1368
	Chase Manhatten	A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ...	607	12	0	1.9769
	Chauvinist Pig	What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig ...	954	60	150	-9.4340
	Cheap Car	A car salesman trying to 'influence' a senator by offering him ...	432	8	0	1.8519
	Cheap Cruise	A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign ...	593	14	2	2.0236
	Cheap_tooth	What kind of teeth can you get for a dollar? ...	444	7	0	1.5766
	Cheap_whore	After spending a night at a hotel with a prostit ...	512	9	0	1.7578
	Cheat	My girlfriend is such a cheat and a liar ...	942	15	2	1.3800
	Cheat01	Two women were discussing the problems with their ...	494	8	0	1.6194
	Cheater	Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's ...	488	9	0	1.8443
	Cheating	Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's ...	525	13	0	2.4762
	Cheating2	A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in ...	504	9	0	1.7857
	Chemist	How do you tell a Chemist from any other scientist ...	735	9	0	1.2245
	Chemists	Two chemists meet for the first time at a symposiu ...	538	9	0	1.6729
	Cheque	I once had food in a Chinese restaurant. I opened up my fortune ...	3108	269	182	2.7992
	Cheque	Danny took his Social Security check to the bank f ...	427	8	0	1.8735
	Chess	My computer beat me at chess. ...	808	14	0	1.7327
	Chess	A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a ho ...	555	8	1	1.2613
	Chess2	Have you heard about South African chess? It's a ...	416	10	0	2.4038
	Chess_moves	A well-known chess master took his six-year-old so ...	453	8	0	1.7660
	Chevy	Tired of asking the same old questions of the day' ...	534	8	0	1.4981
	Chicken	The U.S. Army attempts to explain the question:  W ...	484	8	0	1.6529
	Chicken Recipee	A waiter asks a man, "May I take your order, sir?" ...	885	18	0	2.0339
	Chicken3	A librarian is working away at her desk when she n ...	446	9	0	2.0179
	Chickenegg	Which came first, the chicken or the egg? ...	473	7	0	1.4799
	Chicken_clothes	A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks ov ...	439	10	0	2.2779
	Chicken_count	Ernest sees his friend Jethro coming down the dirt ...	423	9	0	2.1277
	Chicken_dating	Hear about the dating agency for chickens? ...	994	67	228	-16.1972
	Chicken_place	Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken ...	469	9	0	1.9190
	Chick_n_egg	A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. ...	644	36	25	1.7081
	Chinese_cat	What do you get if you cross an alley cat with a C ...	502	7	0	1.3944
	Chinese_mail	Then there was the small Chinese island which fina ...	445	12	0	2.6966
	Chin_up	A sweet old lady, always eager to help the needy, ...	418	7	0	1.6746
	Chknfrog	A chicken walked into a bookshop, up to the counte ...	526	6	0	1.1407
	Choices	Well, it's happened again. Big problem. All the ba ...	534	7	0	1.3109
	Chopstck Troubles	Remember Mark Hamill from Star Wars ...	8046	327	50	3.4427
	Christians	How many Christians does it take to change a light ...	7697	313	48	3.4429
	Christmas Fiasco	And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary ...	545	9	1	1.4679
	Christmas_letter	A little boy wanted a new bike for Christmas. His ...	704	11	1	1.4205
	Chromosomes	How do you tell the difference between male & female chromosomes ...	569	8	0	1.4060
	Chromosones	How do you tell the difference between male chromo ...	526	10	0	1.9011
	Church2	We were all in Chartres to see the famous Gothic c ...	761	28	2	3.4166
	Church3	At the conclusion of a church service, three young ...	437	10	0	2.2883
	Church4	A young man applied for a job, bringing with him g ...	420	7	0	1.6667
	Church_offerings	A little child in church for the first time watche ...	449	9	0	2.0045
	Cia	Three guys are finalists for one position with the ...	422	9	0	2.1327
	Cig	This man has this dog that has no legs. One day so ...	434	11	0	2.5346
	Cinder	Cinderella is all excited about going to the big b ...	444	7	0	1.5766
	Cinderella Story	What did Cinderella say when the photo shop lost her negatives ...	1125	14	0	1.2444
	Cinderellas_ball	What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? ...	419	10	0	2.3866
	Circus	HUMAN CANNONBALL: "That does it, I quit!" ...	425	9	0	2.1176
	City hall	'City hall,' said the phone operator, answering a call ...	395	7	0	1.7722
	City Workers	How do you identify a city worker's kids on the playground ...	1946	177	110	3.4430
	City_slicker	A city slicker moves to the country and decides he ...	404	8	0	1.9802
	City_work	There were two guys working for the city. One wou ...	409	7	0	1.7115
	Civil Servant	Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their dads ...	430	8	0	1.8605
	Cleanup	Seems there were a pack of wild dogs that roamed a ...	419	10	0	2.3866
	Clean_leopard	Did you hear about the leopards that keeps itself ...	420	11	0	2.6190
	Clean_living	In the smoking-car the conversation turned to the ...	399	9	0	2.2556
	Clean_sweep	A friend and I were standing inside a building of ...	390	9	0	2.3077
	Cleopatra	Why did Cleopatra always say no? ...	7726	292	26	3.4429
	Cleveland	Don't feel bad because you live in Cleveland ...	449	9	0	2.0045
	Clinton Stew	What's the recipe for Clinton Stew? ...	591	15	1	2.3689
	Clinton1	Hillary came into the room with a big smile and a ...	749	10	0	1.3351
	Clinton2	Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter t ...	632	9	0	1.4241
	Clinton3	One day, Clinton called the White House interior d ...	566	10	0	1.7668
	Clinton4	What does Bill say to Hillary after having sex? ...	665	10	1	1.3534
	Clinton5	Q. Bill and Hillary are on a sinking boat. Who get ...	565	12	0	2.1239
	Clinton7	Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of ...	699	53	29	3.4335
	Clintons_other	Another woman claiming sexual relations with Bill ...	612	11	1	1.6340
	Clinton_abortion	President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Ov ...	529	8	0	1.5123
	Clinton_advice	Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest s ...	510	11	0	2.1569
	Clinton_guess	During a interview Paula Jones was asked if her ex ...	516	11	0	2.1318
	Clinton_irs	One of my students recently told me that Bill Clin ...	487	10	0	2.0534
	Clinton_monica	AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released toda ...	605	11	1	1.6529
	Clinton_mouth	Q. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's ...	500	11	0	2.2000
	Clinton_of_oz	Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and President Clinton al ...	486	10	0	2.0576
	Clinton_patch	...	453	10	0	2.2075
	Clinton_pitch	Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of ...	464	11	0	2.3707
	Clinton_probe	If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wro ...	458	11	0	2.4017
	Clinton_remembered	How will history remember Bill Clinton? ...	460	9	0	1.9565
	Clinton_russia	As regards Lewinskey, I thought it was most genero ...	456	8	0	1.7544
	Clinton_stew	What's the recipe for Clinton Stew? ...	427	8	0	1.8735
	Clinton_whore	Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton ...	502	13	0	2.5896
	Clinton_whore2	Why doesn’t Bill Clinton play the Sax any more? ...	518	9	0	1.7375
	Clin_cover	Doesn't Clinton realize that a coverup always gets ...	420	10	0	2.3810
	Clin_flower	What does Gennifer Flowers do when she misses Bill ...	435	8	0	1.8391
	Clin_free	Clinton: "I will consult both sides of the issue o ...	405	9	0	2.2222
	Clin_heckle	Yesterday Clinton was in New Jersey and...he was h ...	447	10	0	2.2371
	Clin_hooker	One day, about a month ago, Jimmy Carter, Presiden ...	625	10	1	1.4400
	Clin_insane	How can you tell that the guy who attacked the Whi ...	542	15	27	-2.2140
	Clin_movies	Why is Bill Clinton apprehensive about going to th ...	440	11	0	2.5000
	Clip_clop	What goes clip clop clip clop bang bang bang clip ...	393	9	0	2.2901
	Closer_shave	A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the b ...	3719	211	83	3.4418
	Clown	There was a man who had a brother who was well kno ...	404	9	0	2.2277
	Coast_clearing	A man's business trip is cancelled and he is at ho ...	500	12	0	2.4000
	Cock Fights	The South Carolina State Police received reports of illegal cock ...	492	16	0	3.2520
	Cocktails	Do you like cocktails?" ...	422	11	0	2.6066
	Coffee	HE: Jeez, this coffee tastes like mud! ...	417	10	0	2.3981
	Coffee	Cousin Elly is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed up ...	454	14	0	3.0837
	Coffee_money	A man comes into a cafe, orders a coffee, 75 cents ...	431	46	49	-0.6961
	Coffin	What do a coffin and a condom have in common? ...	1421	13	0	0.9148
	Coin_in_ass	A man goes to see his doctor feeling a bit unwell. ...	473	7	0	1.4799
	Cold_outside	We often say: "Close the window, it's cold outside ...	443	6	0	1.3544
	Coleslaw	Cole's Law: Thinly shredded cabbage ...	378	11	0	2.9101
	College	A college's student body is composed of ...	734	104	265	-21.9346
	College_players	What do collegiate football players usually get on ...	489	6	0	1.2270
	Colosseum	Mr. and Mrs. McKee, vacationing in Rome, were bein ...	396	7	0	1.7677
	Colourful Accident	A boat carrying blue paint and a boat carrying red paint ...	603	2	0	0.3317
	Coma	A woman was in a car accident and subsequently l ...	974	12	0	1.2320
	Come_car	A young boy is approached by a man in a car. ...	405	10	0	2.4691
	Come_first	A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken ...	408	10	0	2.4510
	Come_this_way	A woman goes into a pharmacy, and walks down the ...	401	9	0	2.2444
	Come_to_me	This girl goes into a department store and asks to ...	456	10	0	2.1930
	Come_true	Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get ...	391	8	0	2.0460
	Common	What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in commo ...	426	9	0	2.1127
	Compass	Once upon a time there was a young entrepreneur na ...	377	6	0	1.5915
	Complain	I want to complain about this airline ...	387	7	0	1.8088
	Computer journalists	How many computer journalists does it take to screw ...	759	8	1	0.9223
	Computer Sex	I looked at her and she was beautiful ...	1410	13	4	0.6383
	Computer Shit	Shit happens in different computers... ...	762	9	1	1.0499
	Computer?	A 6-year-old first-grader, came home from his first day of school ...	719	12	1	1.5299
	Computers	Why do men love computers? ...	1428	12	2	0.7003
	Concert	What does an audience experience at a Liberace or Elton John ...	368	6	0	1.6304
	Condor	A guy gets stranded in the California desert for several weeks ...	390	11	0	2.8205
	Condo_kid	California is loaded with condos. One kid was ask ...	663	9	0	1.3575
	Conductor	The Philedelphia Orchestra is having a rehersal. ...	585	10	0	1.7094
	Conductors new	It's Saturday night and the local orchestra is giving a concert ...	565	12	0	2.1239
	Confuse	How many Confucianists does it take to change a li ...	432	8	0	1.8519
	Confused_blonde	Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom? ...	501	8	0	1.5968
	Coniving Dog	A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa ...	430	8	0	1.8605
	Constipated	97% of all constipated people ...	450	13	6	1.5556
	Consultant	A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking for a monkey ...	441	11	0	2.4943
	Contacts	A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license ...	403	10	0	2.4814
	Contest	This guy walks into a pub and sees a glass case wi ...	411	10	0	2.4331
	Contest2	There was a man who loved to make up puns. One da ...	3566	165	411	-6.8985
	Convention	A representative for a condom company was on her way ...	1240	9	1	0.6452
	Cookoo	There's this guy who ALWAYS wanted a cuckoo clock, ...	385	8	0	2.0779
	Coop	Why doesn't a chicken coop have four doors? ...	372	8	0	2.1505
	Cops_and_cpr	A lady had just finished doing her CPR course and ...	401	9	0	2.2444
	Cornet	Eddie Dickens bought a cornet and was trying to le ...	1186	47	290	-20.4890
	Corvette	A man decided that he was going to ride a 10 spee ...	389	7	0	1.7995
	Cost Cutting	A big company offered $50 for money saving ideas ...	7494	316	58	3.4428
	Costume Idea	There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear ...	664	5	1	0.6024
	Cotton_thief	Hear about the cotton thief.. ...	376	8	0	2.1277
	Count	The farmer and his wife had worked hard, they scrimped and saved ...	380	9	0	2.3684
	Countries	Waitress: Hawaii, sir? You must be Hungary. ...	823	9	1	0.9721
	Country_cow	I was driving through the country, and there were ...	409	9	0	2.2005
	Country_life	A man is driving through a rural area and stops at ...	404	12	0	2.9703
	Country_music	This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants ...	507	9	0	1.7751
	Couple	A couple are lying in bed one night when the husba ...	645	11	0	1.7054
	Coupon heaven	While handing a 25 cent-off coupon ...	587	9	1	1.3629
	Cow	What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? D ...	410	10	0	2.4390
	Cow2	How does a rancher manage his accounts? On a cowcu ...	368	10	0	2.7174
	Cowabort	what do you call a cow that has had an abortion ? ...	376	9	0	2.3936
	Cowleg1	What do you call a cow with no legs? ...	806	18	0	2.2333
	Cows	I was driving through the country, and there were some cows ...	452	10	1	1.9912
	Cows2	...	431	10	0	2.3202
	Cow_costume	A farmer and his wife were running late for a fanc ...	409	12	0	2.9340
	Cow_man	One day a salesman stopped by the Tom Jenkins farm ...	385	9	0	2.3377
	Cow_pills	Old man Frank goes and gets a loan from the bank t ...	390	8	0	2.0513
	Crash_bang	When flying into Dayton, Ohio a few years back, ou ...	425	5	0	1.1765
	Crazy	Do you want to drive somebody crazy? Send him a ...	396	10	0	2.5253
	Crazy_fleas	What do you call crazy fleas? ...	378	9	0	2.3810
	Crazy_people	Where do crazy people walk in the woods?? ...	386	10	0	2.5907
	Cricket	The English cricket team has accepted a new sponso ...	381	7	0	1.8373
	Cricket_ball	Guy goes into the doctor's. ...	390	10	0	2.5641
	Criminals	Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office ...	711	5	1	0.5626
	Crisps	A man walks into a shop and asks for a packet of h ...	364	9	0	2.4725
	Crooked	What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer wi ...	536	8	0	1.4925
	Cross2	But why did the chicken cross the road again? ...	399	10	0	2.5063
	Crossing	What do you get when you cross The Atlantic with the Titanic ...	9062	340	28	3.4429
	Crossnun	Two nuns are driving home one dark and stormy nigh ...	488	11	0	2.2541
	Crossplay	Why did the chicken cross the playground? ...	400	11	0	2.7500
	Cross_beach	Why did the chicken cross the beach? ...	368	8	0	2.1739
	Cross_cat	What do you get when you cross a chick with an all ...	373	7	0	1.8767
	Cross_court	Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? ...	381	9	0	2.3622
	Cross_eyed	Hear about the cross-eyed teacher? ...	5751	226	28	3.4429
	Cross_jim	Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? ...	371	6	0	1.6173
	Cross_parrot	What do you get if you cross a parrot and a centip ...	348	8	0	2.2989
	Crowd Pleaser	The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony ...	417	12	0	2.8777
	Cruise	A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise ...	1308	12	0	0.9174
	Cruise	A guy books a two-week cruise for himself and his ...	397	8	0	2.0151
	Crushed Nuts	A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor ...	456	4	0	0.8772
	Cr_parrot	What do you get when you cross a parrot with a cen ...	374	9	0	2.4064
	Culture	Cultural Differences Explained ...	633	10	0	1.5798
	Curiosity	Curiosity killed the cat, ...	382	10	0	2.6178
	Curlers	My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it ...	389	6	0	1.5424
	Customs	After an overnight flight to meet my father at his ...	415	10	0	2.4096
	Cutains	A man tells his doctor, "l feel like a pair of cur ...	400	8	0	2.0000
	Cuttrees	Jules hears that a fortune could be made by worki ...	646	8	0	1.2384
	Cybersex	The New Version of the Birds and Bees ...	1139	15	0	1.3169
	Cynics	Cynics approach to Love ...	398	10	0	2.5126
	C_n_w	A fellow goes to the doctor and tells the doctor t ...	404	7	0	1.7327
	Dead	Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? ...	1628	64	293	-14.0663
	Dead Cat	A certain old cat had made his home in the alley ...	901	22	1	2.3307
	Dead Cat	Two brothers, John and Richard lived in the same t ...	619	7	0	1.1309
	Dead_cat	Once upon a time, a woman had a faithful cat. And ...	568	8	1	1.2324
	Dead_cat2	When the cat was run over by a car, the mother qui ...	651	12	0	1.8433
	Dealers	Software Developers compared to Drug Dealers ...	558	12	0	2.1505
	Deductable	Are birth control pills deductible? ...	1193	13	0	1.0897
	Deep_throught	How ironic... this is the second time in history a ...	421	8	0	1.9002
	Democrat	When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Demo ...	446	8	0	1.7937
	Developers	How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? ...	855	18	0	2.1053
	Developers	How many Developers does it take to change a light bulb? ...	713	15	0	2.1038
	Developers	How many Developers does it take to change a light bulb? ...	756	26	0	3.4392
	Developers	How many Developers does it take to change a light bulb ...	633	13	0	2.0537
	Dinner	Why didn't Bill take Monica out to dinner? ...	447	8	0	1.7897
	Dr. Seuss	If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals... ...	603	14	0	2.3217
	Draft	Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its li ...	763	9	0	1.1796
	Drinking Song	The Programmer's Drinking Song ...	550	9	0	1.6364
	Drink_or_sex	Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton ...	558	11	0	1.9713
	Drums Stop	A man (call him Horace) went on a safari in darkest Africa ...	706	10	0	1.4164
	Euthenasia	Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton repli ...	442	10	0	2.2624
	Excuse	What was Clinton's excuse this time? ...	402	10	0	2.4876
	Extra Large	A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist ...	1378	16	0	1.1611
	F1	Once a programmer drowned in the sea ...	555	10	1	1.6216
	First	Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every ...	643	9	0	1.3997
	Flat tire	An engineer, a mathematician, and a computer programmer ...	577	8	0	1.3865
	Floppies	A Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining ...	886	9	0	1.0158
	Flower Shop	A man stopped at a florist shop after work ...	544	3	0	0.5515
	Football	The White House interns challenged the President t ...	604	9	0	1.4901
	Friends	Who were Monica's closest friends during her inter ...	416	10	0	2.4038
	Fun	36 Ways to have fun ...	631	11	0	1.7433
	Gigalo	What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a g ...	464	9	0	1.9397
	Grit	What do you call grit in a condom? ...	1166	10	1	0.7719
	Hacker	Signs that a Coworker is a Hacker ...	718	10	0	1.3928
	Head_intern1	How can you tell which one of the White House inte ...	410	10	0	2.4390
	Head_intern2	What was President Clinton's explanation for havin ...	606	11	0	1.8152
	Hell	A computer scientist died and was immediately sent to hell ...	729	9	1	1.0974
	Helpdesk	Computer Problem Report Form ...	620	10	0	1.6129
	Horse Training	A preacher trained his horse ...	1710	101	43	3.3918
	IBM	What's the difference between Jurassic Park and IBM? ...	771	13	0	1.6861
	Install	An IBM customer had troubles installing software ...	837	7	0	0.8363
	Internview	Being that all the crap about her alleged affair w ...	414	8	0	1.9324
	Interupting Cow	Knock knock ...	639	22	0	3.4429
	Irs	A man died and found himself instantly in the midd ...	392	10	0	2.5510
	Jobs & Satan	Steve Jobs & Satan announce deal ...	547	14	0	2.5594
	Junk	Outdoor gear of all kinds was piled high ...	961	73	40	3.4339
	Keyboard	A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked ...	901	8	1	0.7769
	Kodak	What do Kodak and condoms have in common? ...	1231	11	0	0.8936
	Language	What language do all programmers know? ...	1588	104	260	-9.8237
	Laws	Computer related laws, theorems and axims ...	530	13	0	2.4528
	Lies	In the computer industry, there are three kinds of lies ...	480	7	0	1.4583
	LISP	How many Lisp programmers does it take to change a ...	576	9	1	1.3889
	Louise	Christmas with Louise ...	933	14	0	1.5005
	Lying	A reporter asked Clinton one day. "Was Monica lyin ...	1396	85	37	3.4384
	Male	Top 10 reasons Computers are male: ...	728	13	0	1.7857
	Married_names	If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono ...	1037	15	0	1.4465
	Microsoft Technicians	How many Microsoft Technicians does it take ...	756	5	15	-1.3228
	Midget	What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? ...	539	9	0	1.6698
	Milk	Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction? ...	594	9	1	1.3468
	Monicas_dentist	What did Monica's dentist say? ...	573	9	0	1.5707
	Monicas_resume	What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume? ...	404	9	0	2.2277
	Monica_nixon	What do Monica Lewenski & Richard Nixon have in co ...	394	10	0	2.5381
	Mouse	AST technical support had a caller complaining ...	796	13	0	1.6332
	Mouse	A mother mouse and her three children crept out ...	459	10	0	2.1786
	Mouser	Mrs. Biddle was walking down the street one day ...	3546	234	352	-3.3277
	Mouth	What did Bill say when asked about coaching Monica ...	402	11	0	2.7363
	MS Car	Top ten ways that life would be different if Microsoft built cars ...	645	12	0	1.8605
	MSN 10	TOP TEN SLOGANS FOR THE MICROSOFT NETWORK ...	816	10	0	1.2255
	Neglect	"One thing's for sure about Clinton... ...	388	11	0	2.8351
	New Shoes	Roy was entertaining a friend in his living room. ...	1128	28	71	-3.8121
	New_game	What's the new game they're playing in the White H ...	369	11	0	2.9810
	Nightmare	What is Clinton's worst nightmare? ...	398	11	0	2.7638
	Nipples	A man visits factory. A Machine drops liquid rubber globules ...	1383	12	2	0.7231
	Nixon & Clinton	Similarities between Nixon and Clinton ...	468	9	0	1.9231
	No Penis	There was a hedgehog who lost his male member one day ...	1430	51	407	-24.8951
	No_sex	Bill Clinton and his daughter were out for a walk. ...	605	12	0	1.9835
	Old men	Did you hear about the new condom trojan came out with ...	1270	11	1	0.7874
	Olympic	A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condom ...	6005	60	0	0.9992
	Open Windows	Computers are like air conditioners ...	1102	9	4	0.4537
	Open_up	WHAT DID BILL CLINTON SAY TO MONICA LEWINSKY AFTER ...	435	9	1	1.8391
	Org Chart	What The Organizational Chart Doesn't Tell You ...	616	14	0	2.2727
	Orgasm	What does Hillary say to Bill when she's having an ...	470	9	0	1.9149
	Packs	The son asks, Dad, what's the three pack for? ...	1267	14	0	1.1050
	Party Guests	These guys were invited to a party - their reactions ...	449	11	0	2.4499
	PC Goose	Mother McGee went to drive C: ...	422	9	0	2.1327
	Penises	The wives of four presidents and prime minister ar ...	489	11	0	2.2495
	Perception	Gerald Ford, Ronald Regan, and Bill Clinton are gi ...	367	10	0	2.7248
	Pet	A single man wants someone to help him with the ho ...	522	10	0	1.9157
	Pickup Lines	267 pick up lines ...	1331	10	0	0.7513
	Pink_slip	Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Le ...	380	9	0	2.3684
	Pit bull collie	cross a pit bull with a collie? ...	406	7	1	1.4778
	Plastic_surgery	Hillary Clinton says, "Bill, now the press is sayi ...	525	41	51	-1.9048
	Polling	When Ken Starr asked Clinton what he was doing wit ...	346	18	20	-0.5780
	Ponderings 2	Some things to think about ...	735	25	0	3.4014
	Position	What position did Monica Lewinsky have at the Whit ...	379	10	0	2.6385
	Prayer	The Computer Persons Prayer ...	542	10	0	1.8450
	Pres	The wives of four presidents and prime minister ar ...	445	9	0	2.0225
	Printing	A confused caller to IBM was having troubles printing documents ...	790	8	0	1.0127
	Probe	Today's headline read: "Clinton Probe Expands". ...	609	23	28	-0.8210
	Public	What did Clinton say when Paula Jones went public ...	384	10	0	2.6042
	Pussy	Two robins are lying on their backs, soaking up some sun ...	710	17	1	2.2535
	QA Techs	How many QA Techs does it take to change a light bulb? ...	961	33	0	3.4339
	RSVP's	RSVP's we that may have been... ...	425	7	0	1.6471
	Sack cook	Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner ...	416	12	0	2.8846
	Save_spot	Bill & Hillary Clinton were sleeping one night at ...	404	12	0	2.9703
	Scandal	What's the new press name for the latest President ...	378	11	0	2.9101
	Screwdriver	What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver? ...	421	10	0	2.3753
	Screwdriver	What is the difference between Bill clinton and a screwdriver. ...	440	10	0	2.2727
	Security	What kind of security did Monica Lewinsky have at ...	381	9	0	2.3622
	Smart cat	This woman was visiting her friend when a cat walked in ...	596	11	0	1.8456
	Smileys :)	The Smiley Gallery (:-) ...	635	12	0	1.8898
	Sounds	The teacher asked Mary ...	769	8	0	1.0403
	Spelling chequer	Eye halve a spelling chequer ...	437	7	0	1.6018
	Starr	If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe... ...	651	19	42	-3.5330
	Stealth	Did you hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom? ...	1120	12	0	1.0714
	Steve Wright	Steve Wright Quotes ...	1052	15	0	1.4259
	Store	My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. ...	392	8	1	1.7857
	Survey	In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would ...	420	10	0	2.3810
	Swallow	A doctor picks up his phone; Doctor, you gotta help me ...	1334	15	0	1.1244
	Take it	A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bed ...	703	15	0	2.1337
	Tales	Last winter a cow nearby caught such a cold ...	592	10	0	1.6892
	Tales	Chelsea asked her dad, "Do all fairy tales begin w ...	423	11	0	2.6005
	Theories	An American magazine held a competition, inviting ...	580	13	0	2.2414
	The_speech	I heard that they're referring to Clinton's Monday ...	387	11	0	2.8424
	Thus Spake	Thus Spake Gates... ...	641	13	0	2.0281
	Time	A man is strolling past the mental hospital ...	440	7	0	1.5909
	Titanic	What is Hillary's new nickname for Bill's penis? ...	489	12	0	2.4540
	Tough decision	Your dog's barking at the back door ...	12932	2165	1125	8.0421
	Trade	After a weekend trip home to Arkansas, Bill Clinto ...	430	11	0	2.5581
	Trust	Isn't putting Bill Clinton in charge of a trust fu ...	400	9	0	2.2500
	Turpentine	This little boy was sittin one day on a dock. Alon ...	515	13	0	2.5243
	Twins	Why did the black cat have a hard time living with twin witches ...	379	8	0	2.1108
	Two condoms	Did you hear about the two condoms outside a gay bar ...	1337	10	1	0.6731
	Two Robins	Once upon a time, there were two robins who woke one day ...	679	22	0	3.2401
	UNIX Sex	How does a UNIX expert do Sex? ...	1067	13	1	1.1246
	Unix Support	How many Unix Support staff does it take to screw in a light bulb ...	901	32	1	3.4406
	Unix Vendors	How many Unix system vendors does it take to change a light bulb? ...	638	20	0	3.1348
	Users	Computer users are divided into three types ...	536	9	0	1.6791
	Vet	Old country has his favorite dawg. Done had the dog for 15 years ...	739	24	1	3.1123
	Virus	Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? ...	1025	11	0	1.0732
	Wad	What does Monica Loewenski have in her pocket? ...	959	36	3	3.4411
	Win95 Source	Subject: *** TOP SECRET MICROSOFT CODE *** ...	773	13	0	1.6818
	Windows	How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ...	801	15	0	1.8727
	Worst	The following are thought to be the worlds worst puns: ...	2262	35	1	1.5031
	Wrong Direction	A motorist was driving in the country ...	2280	105	27	3.4211