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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	2 strings	These two strings walk into a bar and sit down ...	2558	27	20	0.2737
	3 wishes	A man was walking on the beach ...	14347	2192	1395	5.5552
	5 year old	For weeks a five-year-old child kept telling his kindergarten teacher ...	2213	60	17	1.9431
	51_days	A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical ...	4188	91	10	1.9341
	Another Bar	A man walked into a bar ...	2308	6	12	-0.2600
	Bachelor	A bachelor is a cagey guy and has a load of fun ...	1309	8	3	0.3820
	Bacterium	Why did the bacterium cross the microscope? ...	1005	13	3	0.9950
	Bad Bet	Alfred Doolittle, former dustman turned philosopher ...	1054	8	4	0.3795
	Bad Brakes	Three engineers are riding down the road in a car ...	1449	18	5	0.8972
	Bad Brand	A New York family bought a ranch out West ...	978	12	0	1.2270
	Bad Cook	A man walks into a diner and orders a hamburger ...	1265	21	1	1.5810
	Bad Cough	A fellow with a bad cough comes into the pharmacy ...	1027	14	0	1.3632
	Bad Date	A young man took a blind date to an amusement park ...	1117	12	2	0.8953
	Bad Dog	A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar ...	1768	17	5	0.6787
	Bad Eyes	Sobel goes into the optometrist's office. ...	888	11	2	1.0135
	Bad Food	Mr. and Mrs. Steinfeld are asleep in their beds late one night ...	979	10	0	1.0215
	Bad Girl	3 girls died and was brought to the gates of heaven ...	1999	31	5	1.3007
	Bad Looks	After a preachers wife took her overworked husband ...	950	14	0	1.4737
	Bad News	After being with his blind date all evening ...	908	11	2	0.9912
	Bad Weapon	Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someone ...	862	15	0	1.7401
	Bag boy	This guy has been working as a bag boy in a supermarket ...	995	10	4	0.6030
	Bakery	A man goes into a bakery and asks the woman for a piece of pie ...	986	13	1	1.2170
	Bakkers	Have you heard about Jim Bakkers latest book? ...	712	10	0	1.4045
	Ballooonist	A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes ...	928	10	0	1.0776
	Banana	What did the banana say to the orange? ...	932	14	0	1.5021
	Banana_pocket	Is that a banana in your pocket? ...	852	10	1	1.0563
	Banana_split	This country boy took his girl to the ice cream ...	871	9	0	1.0333
	Bangkok marathon	Did you hear who won the Bangkok marathon? ...	935	3	0	0.3209
	Bank	I'm new around here, said a man to a little boy ...	831	7	1	0.7220
	Bankrupt	Hear about the bank that wanted its bankrupt custo ...	805	9	0	1.1180
	Bankrupt2	After the wedding, the bride's dad took a taxi to ...	830	11	2	1.0843
	Bank_robber	An FBI agent was talking to a bank teller after th ...	864	12	2	1.1574
	Bar	Three men walk into a bar, ...	1496	16	0	1.0695
	Barber01	The barber was far from proficient, nicking the cu ...	737	9	1	1.0855
	Barber02	One barbershop in town put up a sign attacking the ...	695	13	0	1.8705
	Barber03	A man tells the barber. "Don't put any sweet stuf ...	715	9	0	1.2587
	Barber04	I know why they call it a crew cut. ...	897	29	3	2.8986
	Barber05	You have to worry about a barber who orders one bo ...	666	8	1	1.0511
	Barbie	A woman and her little daughter go into a toy stor ...	875	10	1	1.0286
	Barbie_sex	Why doesn’t Barbie get pregnant ? ...	1052	13	0	1.2357
	Bare Spot	I was playing in the back yard one day with my son ...	738	12	1	1.4905
	Baseball	What happens to baseball players who go blind? ...	1438	97	167	-4.8679
	Baseball_bat	After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines ...	685	9	0	1.3139
	Baseball_outting	A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his ...	700	11	0	1.5714
	Basket	The ultimate gesture to a guest in one San Francis ...	628	10	2	1.2739
	Baskets	What does the Easter Bunny get for making baskets. ...	648	15	0	2.3148
	Bastard2	An old guy and his son had a one-mule farm and bar ...	723	10	0	1.3831
	Bastards	Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a tra ...	831	13	0	1.5644
	Bates	There was an old pirate named Bates ...	1141	9	0	0.7888
	Bath	"Did you take a bath?" ...	1141	15	7	0.7011
	Bathroom Talk	I was sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall ...	1664	51	0	3.0649
	Bats	A vampire bat came flapping in from the night cove ...	648	12	1	1.6975
	Batting	When baseball great Ty Cobb was 70, a reporter ask ...	649	13	0	2.0031
	Battle	Teacher: "In which of his battles was King Gustavu ...	637	12	0	1.8838
	Baylor_mascot	It has been my experience down here in Texas that ...	726	12	1	1.5152
	Bean_farmer	A local bean farmer was blessed with a wonderful c ...	727	7	1	0.8253
	Bear	A bear walks into a bar and says, I'd like a beer ...	1369	10	1	0.6574
	Bearded_farmer	One day a salesman stopped by the Jammer Jones far ...	642	10	0	1.5576
	Bears	A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. ...	1301	33	0	2.5365
	Bears	How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear? ...	637	8	0	1.2559
	Bear_ears	What do you call bears with no ears? ...	664	11	0	1.6566
	Bear_left	Ground to pilot: "12 Alpha, turn right on Hotel, t ...	596	9	0	1.5101
	Bear_types	How to tell the species of bear you are looking at ...	1326	119	133	-1.0558
	Beatles	This base was quite far from 'civilization' with the obvious ...	623	11	0	1.7657
	Beatles	What would it take to get the Beatles back togethe ...	612	10	0	1.6340
	Beatles_one	It is a tale of tight times in the military. Becau ...	614	9	0	1.4658
	Beat_me	The British Judge asks the little girl: ...	783	12	0	1.5326
	Bed Making	Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night ...	734	12	1	1.4986
	Bedside	Her husband has been slipping in and out of a coma for months ...	659	10	0	1.5175
	Beef	A wife started serving chopped meat, monday hambur ...	610	8	1	1.1475
	Beer Talk	So occasionally you go to the neighborhood bar or ...	620	12	0	1.9355
	Beercans	Why are beer cans so easy to open? ...	633	9	0	1.4218
	Beergod	WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN GOD ...	1009	17	0	1.6848
	Beer_trouble	SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. ...	736	12	0	1.6304
	Bees	Fella was in the market to buy some acreage. He f ...	605	10	0	1.6529
	Bee_keeper	Woman: One of your bees just stung me. I wan ...	584	12	0	2.0548
	Beggers	Three beggars are begging in New York City. ...	622	9	1	1.2862
	Beggers2	Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding o ...	619	9	0	1.4540
	Behead	During the French Revolution a priest, a lawyer an ...	885	17	1	1.8079
	Being_followed	"So," Lynn asked the detective she had hired,"did ...	570	9	0	1.5789
	Bell	Passing an office building late one night, the moron saw a sign ...	579	10	0	1.7271
	Bellringer_3	One day, the old man in charge of ringing matins a ...	664	10	0	1.5060
	Best friend	Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend ...	588	7	1	1.0204
	Best_friend	The judge asks the man why he shot his wife. The m ...	671	10	0	1.4903
	Best_things	The best thing for you," the doctor said, "is to c ...	1547	94	41	3.4260
	Bet	A slimy fellow proposed a one dollar bar bet to a full figured gi ...	620	7	0	1.1290
	Bet	A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other ...	612	8	0	1.3072
	Better	Last time the circus came to town, an ad for an an ...	595	10	0	1.6807
	Better_in_bed	A lady was quarrelling with her maid, and the maid ...	661	14	0	2.1180
	Better_off	A shipwrecked sailor who had spent three years on ...	554	10	0	1.8051
	Bible	A couple of marines were serving in Italy during t ...	587	9	0	1.5332
	Bible_pms	A preacher was telling his congregation that anyth ...	631	11	0	1.7433
	Biffo	Biffo the bear walks in to a pub and says ...	1383	89	336	-17.8597
	Big Sissy	One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm ...	581	9	0	1.5491
	Big tip	A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini ...	2390	151	213	-2.5941
	Bigamy	Two women who hadn't seen each other for a while m ...	794	10	1	1.1335
	Bigger	Children, what part of the human anatomy expands twelve times ...	1269	15	0	1.1820
	Big_fight	A young boy came home from school and told his mot ...	2080	314	294	0.9615
	Big_mouse	A man walks into a hardware store and says: Give m ...	536	10	1	1.6791
	Big_trade	Experienced economist and not so experienced econo ...	491	12	1	2.2403
	Bikini	A 16-year-old girl bought herself a very tiny biki ...	785	11	1	1.2739
	Bills	A research worker, conducting a sex survey, phoned ...	1495	50	2	3.2107
	Bills_bills	A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. The ...	770	17	0	2.2078
	Bills_house	As many people have probably heard by now, Bill Ga ...	502	7	0	1.3944
	Billydad	A grade school teacher was asking students what th ...	1017	9	1	0.7866
	Bird	A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush ...	551	7	0	1.2704
	Bird Smells	Two birds are sat on a perch. One says to the other ...	1165	60	225	-14.1631
	Bird_disease	Have you heard of that disease that you get from k ...	560	12	0	2.1429
	Bird_dog	Two idiots purchased a bird dog. They took the dog ...	8338	611	551	0.7196
	Bird_shit	What do you do if a bird shits on your car? ...	571	9	0	1.5762
	Bird_theives	Hear about the bird thieves who were accused of... ...	522	9	0	1.7241
	Birthday	For an eighteenth birthday gift, my kid wanted a black gown ...	902	14	2	1.3304
	Birthday_gist	Why did God make man first? ...	579	9	0	1.5544
	Bisexual	"The worst thing about dating a bisexual is that t ...	663	9	1	1.2066
	Biting_it	How different professions loose their jobs ...	730	9	0	1.2329
	Black Hair	What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black ...	9178	399	83	3.4430
	Black_and_white	A father was discussing life with his nine-year-ol ...	596	7	0	1.1745
	Blame	Parents often talk about the younger generations a ...	497	9	0	1.8109
	Blind	OK, there was this woman that liked to do her hous ...	575	10	0	1.7391
	Blind Date	Jerry let his friend set him up on a blind date ...	566	7	0	1.2367
	Blind2	A blind man and his dog go into the supermarket an ...	691	12	1	1.5919
	Blind3	The funniest thing I ever did was when I was borro ...	541	10	0	1.8484
	Blindman	...	532	10	1	1.6917
	Blind_date	Jerry let his friend set him up on a blind date. ...	540	9	0	1.6667
	Blind_date3	Young man took a girl out on a blind date. ...	526	8	0	1.5209
	Blind_diver	Bob, an experienced sky diver, was getting ready f ...	522	7	0	1.3410
	Blind_man	Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the conven ...	568	10	0	1.7606
	Blind_nudist	Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony? ...	589	8	0	1.3582
	Blinker Fluid	Sherry meets up with Jill as she picks up her car ...	7146	362	116	3.4425
	Bliss	New neighbors had moved in next door and Mrs. Clar ...	504	9	0	1.7857
	Blkrabbi	What would a black rabbi say? ...	506	9	0	1.7787
	Blnddive	Why don’t blind men skydive? It scares the heck ou ...	480	10	0	2.0833
	Blndnude	How do you tell a blind man in a nudist camp? ...	12374	456	30	3.4427
	Bloack_coffee	Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? ...	513	11	0	2.1442
	Blockbuster	I rented a movie from Blockbuster. Before the movi ...	561	9	1	1.4260
	Blond011	A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in th ...	3068	64	6	1.8905
	Blond012	What's the difference between a blonde and a telep ...	2851	17	12	0.1754
	Blond013	What's the difference between a blonde and an iron ...	2703	25	8	0.6289
	Blond014	Why did the blonde return her new scarf to the sto ...	2313	18	7	0.4756
	Blond015	Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? ...	2357	17	6	0.4667
	Blond016	How can you tell the difference between a blonde a ...	2428	15	7	0.3295
	Blond017	How does a blonde screw in a lightbulb? ...	2291	14	3	0.4801
	Blond018	Why do blondes take the pill? ...	2295	15	3	0.5229
	Blond019	Did you hear about the blonde who lost her mind ...	2082	14	1	0.6244
	Blond020	Did you hear about the blonde who only smelled goo ...	1908	13	2	0.5765
	Blond021	Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all ni ...	1828	17	2	0.8206
	Blond022	How can you tell if a blonde has been using your l ...	1842	13	2	0.5972
	Blond023	How can you tell if a blonde has used your compute ...	1787	11	1	0.5596
	Blond024	How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves ...	1732	13	0	0.7506
	Blond025	How did the blonde try to kill the bird ...	1636	17	0	1.0391
	Blond026	How do blondes hold their liquor ...	1377	30	49	-1.3798
	Blond027	How do blondes pierce their ears ...	1650	11	0	0.6667
	Blond028	How do you change a blonde's mind ...	1786	34	33	0.0560
	Blond029	How do you confuse a blonde ...	1656	18	0	1.0870
	Blond030	How do you describe a blonde surrounded by droolin ...	1404	11	1	0.7123
	Blond031	How do you drown a blonde ...	1508	12	1	0.7294
	Blond032	How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree ...	1327	12	0	0.9043
	Blond033	How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye ...	1370	10	0	0.7299
	Blond034	How do you kill a blonde ...	1498	9	2	0.4673
	Blond035	How do you know when a blonde is having her period ...	1496	13	2	0.7353
	Blond036	How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday ...	1384	16	0	1.1561
	Blond037	How do you make a blonde's eyes light up ...	3050	185	80	3.4426
	Blond039	How does a blonde hemophiliac cure herself ...	1165	9	0	0.7725
	Blond040	How does a blonde high-5 ...	1326	13	0	0.9804
	Blond041	How does a blonde kill a fish ...	1263	10	0	0.7918
	Blond042	How does a blonde turn on the light in the morning ...	1109	9	0	0.8115
	Blond043	How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex ...	1364	14	0	1.0264
	Blond044	How is a blonde like spaghetti ...	1246	10	0	0.8026
	Blond045	How many big busted blondes does it take to change ...	1161	13	0	1.1197
	Blond046	How many blondes does it take to make chocolate ch ...	1053	48	25	2.1842
	Blond047	How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightb ...	1241	12	1	0.8864
	Blond048	If Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde a ...	1643	24	3	1.2781
	Blond049	The most expensive thing in the world is a blonde ...	1148	10	1	0.7840
	Blond050	This blonde is so dumb- She doesn't realize that y ...	1226	16	0	1.3051
	Blond051	This blonde was so dumb - that she had to take off ...	1205	11	0	0.9129
	Blond052	What did the blonde say when asked if she wanted t ...	1028	11	0	1.0700
	Blond053	What did the blonde say when she found out she was ...	1033	12	0	1.1617
	Blond054	What did the blonde say when she opened a box of c ...	1069	9	0	0.8419
	Blond055	What did the blonde say when the job interviewer a ...	990	10	0	1.0101
	Blond056	What did the postcard from the blonde say ...	998	11	0	1.1022
	Blond057	What do blondes and beer bottles have in common ...	985	9	0	0.9137
	Blond058	What do blondes and computers have in common ...	936	10	0	1.0684
	Blond059	What do most blondes have against condoms ...	1054	9	0	0.8539
	Blond060	What do you call 15 blondes standing in a circle ...	1090	12	0	1.1009
	Blond061	What do you call a blond with a brunette on either ...	853	38	35	0.3517
	Blond062	What do you call a blonde driving a car ...	1520	43	1	2.7632
	Blond063	What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet ...	928	13	0	1.4009
	Blond065	What do you call a blonde with half a brain ...	936	11	0	1.1752
	Blond066	What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes ...	982	12	0	1.2220
	Blond067	What do you call a brunette with a blond on either ...	847	14	0	1.6529
	Blond068	What do you call a ski slope covered in blondes ...	897	9	0	1.0033
	Blond070	What do you call an intelligent blonde ...	973	12	0	1.2333
	Blond071	What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at y ...	833	10	0	1.2005
	Blond072	What do you get when you have 20 blondes in the fr ...	930	11	0	1.1828
	Blond073	What do you say to a blonde who won't give in ...	669	12	4	1.1958
	Blond074	What does a blonde do first thing in the morning ...	845	8	0	0.9467
	Blond075	What does a blonde put behind her ears to attract ...	873	9	0	1.0309
	Blond076	What does a blonde say after finding out she's pre ...	857	9	0	1.0502
	Blond077	What does a blonde say after making love ...	952	11	0	1.1555
	Blond078	What does a blonde say after sex ...	1049	11	0	1.0486
	Blond079	What does a blonde say after you blow in her ear ...	857	10	0	1.1669
	Blond080	What does a blonde say first thing in the morning ...	871	10	0	1.1481
	Blond081	What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear ...	954	39	33	0.6289
	Blond082	What goes "VROOM SCREECH! VROOM SCREECH! VROOM SCR ...	1164	9	0	0.7732
	Blond083	What is a blonde's mating call ...	1046	11	0	1.0516
	Blond084	What is a brunette's mating call ...	967	8	0	0.8273
	Blond085	What is the mating call of an ugly blonde ...	912	10	0	1.0965
	Blond086	What is the most used 4 letter word by a blonde ...	951	9	0	0.9464
	Blond087	What's a blondes favorite drink ...	916	12	0	1.3100
	Blond088	What's similar about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, ...	1477	41	37	0.2708
	Blond089	What's similar about UFOs and smart blondes ...	833	10	0	1.2005
	Blond090	What's the difference between a blonde and a bowli ...	1091	12	0	1.0999
	Blond091	What's the difference between a blonde and a compu ...	1022	10	0	0.9785
	Blond092	What's the difference between a blonde and a puppy ...	1076	12	1	1.0223
	Blond093	What's the difference between an intelligent blond ...	1027	10	0	0.9737
	Blond094	What's the first thing a blonde does after sex ...	879	8	0	0.9101
	Blond095	Why are blonde jokes so short ...	1110	15	1	1.2613
	Blond096	Why are blondes like turtles ...	835	9	0	1.0778
	Blond097	Why can't blondes use birth control pills ...	819	12	0	1.4652
	Blond099	Why did GOD invent Orgasms ...	1059	9	0	0.8499
	Blond100	Why did the blonde climb the glass wall ...	789	10	0	1.2674
	Blond101	Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory ...	772	8	0	1.0363
	Blond102	Why did the blonde get turned down for auto insura ...	746	7	0	0.9383
	Blond103	Why did the blonde go to Hollywood ...	733	8	0	1.0914
	Blond104	Why did the blonde have square boobs ...	933	10	0	1.0718
	Blond105	Why do animals put their noses in blondes crotch ...	1261	29	88	-4.6788
	Blond106	Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shoes ...	870	10	0	1.1494
	Blond107	Why do blondes have fur on the hems of their dress ...	771	10	0	1.2970
	Blond108	Why do blondes have more fun ...	808	9	0	1.1139
	Blond109	Why do blondes like the GST ...	1016	13	0	1.2795
	Blond110	Why do blondes wear green lipstick ...	779	8	0	1.0270
	Blond111	Why do blondes wear panties ...	883	10	0	1.1325
	Blond112	Why do blondes wear shoulder pads ...	743	10	0	1.3459
	Blond113	Why do blondes wear shoulder pads ...	730	10	0	1.3699
	Blond114	Why do blondes wear so much hairspray ...	781	10	0	1.2804
	Blond115	Why do blondes wear their hair up ...	769	9	0	1.1704
	Blond117	Why do blonds wear green lipstick ...	743	9	2	0.9421
	Blond118	Why do you take a blonde shopping with you ...	746	8	0	1.0724
	Blond119	Why does a blonde eat beans on Saturday ...	805	10	0	1.2422
	Blond120	Why does a blonde only change her baby's diaper on ...	778	10	0	1.2853
	Blond121	Why don't blondes breast feed their babies ...	867	10	0	1.1534
	Blond122	Why don't blondes like pickles ...	822	8	0	0.9732
	Blond123	Why don't blondes play frisbee ...	796	10	0	1.2563
	Blond124	Why don't blondes take coffee breaks ...	762	10	0	1.3123
	Blond125	Why don't blondes take hot showers ...	841	9	0	1.0702
	Blond126	Why don't they give blondes coffee breaks ...	779	11	0	1.4121
	Blond127	Why is it good to have a blonde passenger ...	1106	39	55	-1.4467
	Blond128	Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a w ...	772	11	0	1.4249
	Blond129	Why was the blonde delighted when she finished the ...	735	9	0	1.2245
	Blond130	What did the blonde say when she found out she was ...	782	10	0	1.2788
	Blond131	What's similar about UFOs and smart blondes? ...	691	9	0	1.3025
	Blond132	Why are blondes like turtles? ...	750	10	0	1.3333
	Blond133	Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all ni ...	781	10	0	1.2804
	Blond134	Why was the blonde delighted when she finished the ...	6739	301	69	3.4426
	Blond135	Why can't blondes use birth control pills? ...	802	13	0	1.6209
	Blond136	How did the blonde try to kill the bird? ...	760	13	0	1.7105
	Blond137	A brunette walks into a bar - ask the bartender fo ...	1161	12	1	0.9475
	Blond139	There's this blond out in the middle of a field si ...	1048	12	1	1.0496
	Blonde Cook	Dear Diary, ...	1338	24	1	1.7190
	Blond_barcode	So there's this blonde checkout girl, and one of t ...	1125	14	1	1.1556
	Blond_boeng	A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby co ...	633	7	0	1.1058
	Blond_chain	A blonde was asked why she was pulling a chain dow ...	974	9	1	0.8214
	Blond_death	Judi goes into work one morning crying her eyes ou ...	1283	16	1	1.1691
	Blond_drinks	What's a blonde's favourite nursery rhyme? ...	996	9	0	0.9036
	Blond_ice	One day, a man comes home from work and finds his ...	1099	13	0	1.1829
	Blood_corpuscles	Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named ...	560	9	0	1.6071
	Blow	A WHALE OF A JOKE ...	614	8	0	1.3029
	Blow job	This guy walks into a bar ...	1322	12	0	0.9077
	Blubber	Down in the Sea ...	625	8	0	1.2800
	Bl_blind	A young lady gets knocked over by a Rolls Royce In ...	1082	11	2	0.8318
	Bl_convo	The executive was interviewing a young blonde for ...	1077	18	3	1.3928
	Bl_convo	The executive was interviewing a young blonde for ...	534	7	0	1.3109
	Bl_dents	A blonde was driving back from the mall when there ...	836	13	1	1.4354
	Bl_finger	A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches e ...	999	14	0	1.4014
	Bl_horns	"Sir," the blond inquired, "why doesn't this cow h ...	993	16	0	1.6113
	Bl_juice	Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen ora ...	804	10	0	1.2438
	Bl_koolaid	Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID? ...	795	10	0	1.2579
	Bl_smart	What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common? ...	796	11	0	1.3819
	Bl_vegas	In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and ...	901	9	0	0.9989
	Boat	There were these two twins Joe and John. Joe was ...	510	11	0	2.1569
	Boeing	A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country ...	967	6	0	0.6205
	Boff_us	There were these two sisters Luella and Rose. They ...	491	6	0	1.2220
	Boiled	What did the egg say to the boiling water? ...	7000	261	20	3.4429
	Bologna	Hear about the nymphomaniac that owns a deli? ...	476	9	0	1.8908
	Bolted	"What's the difference between a nail, a screw and ...	916	15	0	1.6376
	Bomb_bull	Did you hear the one about the bull who swallowed ...	542	9	0	1.6605
	Boob_talk	What did one boob say to the other? ...	652	8	0	1.2270
	Books	I'm trying to build up my progamming library and n ...	489	8	0	1.6360
	Boomrang	What do u call a boomerang that doesn't return? A ...	478	9	0	1.8828
	Bored_flies	Two flies are sitting on a turd, one has his hea ...	497	8	1	1.4085
	Borg	I am Pentium of Borg. ...	457	10	0	2.1882
	Borneo_drums	A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for ...	501	7	0	1.3972
	Borrowed_money	A guy goes over to his friend`s house, rings the b ...	670	9	0	1.3433
	Boss	What did the boss say to the bridge ...	1716	87	263	-10.2564
	Boss1	What's the difference between your boss and the su ...	992	8	0	0.8065
	Boss2	What's the difference between your boss and time ? ...	910	8	0	0.8791
	Boss3	What did your boss say to the cannon ? ...	699	9	0	1.2876
	Boss4	What did your boss say to the calendar ? ...	696	9	1	1.1494
	Boss6	What did your boss say to George Washington ? ...	1593	64	11	3.3271
	Bounce	I was throwing a tennis ball against the wall the other day ...	510	7	0	1.3725
	Bragging	There are these race horses staying in a stable. ...	654	12	1	1.6820
	Brain	A brain goes into a pub and says to the barman ...	6187	246	33	3.4427
	Brain	Left Brain? Right Brain? ...	506	11	0	2.1739
	Brake_fluid	One day this mechanic was working late under a car ...	486	9	0	1.8519
	Branding	A New York family bought a ranch out West where th ...	535	7	0	1.3084
	Bra_hat	What did the bra say to the hat? ...	5460	198	10	3.4432
	Bread2	A guy from Tyson Foods arranges to visit the Pope. ...	502	10	0	1.9920
	Breakfast	The angry wife met her husband at the door. There ...	3892	143	9	3.4430
	Breakin	Some guy broke into our house last week ...	715	7	0	0.9790
	Breasts	Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? ...	705	11	0	1.5603
	Breastsicons	Emoticon Breasts ...	624	10	0	1.6026
	Breaths	A young girl visits the doctor for the first time. ...	520	9	0	1.7308
	Brewster_rooster	A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he w ...	487	6	0	1.2320
	Bridal	A soon to be married woman was making arrangements ...	684	9	1	1.1696
	Bridetobe	Hear about the eager bride to be... ...	495	9	0	1.8182
	Bridge	There is a story about a monastery in Europe perc ...	558	10	0	1.7921
	Bridge	How is the card game Bridge and sex alike? ...	1107	22	0	1.9874
	Bridge	A philosopher went into a closet for ten years ...	548	9	0	1.6423
	Bridge_sex	A cleaning woman was applying for a new position a ...	696	8	1	1.0057
	Brighten_the_home	Eleanor remarked to husband Joe that their grandch ...	5402	208	22	3.4432
	Broken_vator	A nervous passenger on an elevator asked the opera ...	1160	151	117	2.9310
	Brotherhood	A seedily dressed man came up to me ...	822	17	0	2.0681
	Brown & Sticky	What's brown and sticky ...	1196	122	335	-17.8094
	Brown_paper	A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for ever ...	493	8	0	1.6227
	Bruce Lee	What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get? ...	812	102	189	-10.7143
	Brush_up	A friend of mine studying medicine once told me th ...	531	7	0	1.3183
	Bucket	The weather was very hot and this man wanted despe ...	491	9	0	1.8330
	Buddhist_cuisine	A Buddhist gentleman was in the habit of leaving a ...	585	10	1	1.5385
	Buffalo Brains	A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo ...	540	7	0	1.2963
	Bug	Every night, Joe would go to the liquor store, get a six pack ...	2630	167	275	-4.1065
	Bulimic convention	Did you hear about that bulimic convention? ...	482	9	0	1.8672
	Bull	At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells anothe ...	611	9	1	1.3093
	Bull	A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm ...	1225	28	0	2.2857
	Bullball	A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take ...	510	10	0	1.9608
	Bullblow	What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a b ...	860	10	0	1.1628
	Bullmast	what do you call a masturbating bull ?? = ...	484	9	0	1.8595
	Bullpill	A farmer needs a bull to service his cows but need ...	485	9	0	1.8557
	Bureaucracy	Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. ...	489	9	0	1.8405
	Burgerking	Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As t ...	3428	178	60	3.4422
	Burning_the_kayac	Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but wh ...	475	8	0	1.6842
	Burnt Offering	Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives ...	568	12	0	2.1127
	Bury_frank	Two men were sitting on a bench. One of the men sa ...	463	8	0	1.7279
	Bus	I saw your husband at the amusement park, and he'd been drinking ...	481	6	0	1.2474
	Bus Run 2	Why should you never run behind a bus? ...	464	6	0	1.2931
	Business	There are two essential basic strategies for succe ...	410	8	0	1.9512
	Busted	A man came home VERY late, drunk as a skunk ...	1022	8	0	0.7828
	Busted	The Father, passing thru the son's college town la ...	513	9	0	1.7544
	Busted2	One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his week ...	493	9	0	1.8256
	Busted3	While in the back of a police car, one of the poli ...	530	6	0	1.1321
	Busy	How do you keep a blond busy? ...	1161	8	0	0.6891
	Busy_work	How do you keep an idiot busy? ...	518	9	0	1.7375
	Butcher	What happened to the butcher? ...	488	7	0	1.4344
	Butter	This company had a real superior product in its bu ...	485	11	0	2.2680
	Butter2	Q. Why did the moron throw the butter out the wind ...	494	9	0	1.8219
	Buttkick	"I don't want to worry you," the little boy said t ...	797	6	0	0.7528
	Buttons	SAYINGS THAT SHOULD BE ON BUTTONS: ...	637	11	0	1.7268
	Buzzards	As spring migration approached, two elderly vultures ...	1089	83	118	-3.2140
	Buzzword	BUZZWORDS FOR MANAGERS ...	528	7	0	1.3258
	Change	Ricky and his sister walked into the bank and dumped ...	451	8	0	1.7738
	Coat hanger	Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back ...	1078	9	0	0.8349
	Conception	Three pregnant ladies, a redhead, a brunette and a ...	2210	92	16	3.4389
	Confused_blonde	Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom? ...	981	11	0	1.1213
	Cookie	Colonel: You say you served with the Army in France? ...	483	8	0	1.6563
	Cow and Bull	The difference between a cow and a bull ...	639	11	0	1.7214
	Cowgirls	Why do blondes make poor cowgirls? ...	1291	13	1	0.9295
	Dead Bird	A blonde and a brunette were walking down the street ...	1122	12	0	1.0695
	Death	A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears ...	885	10	0	1.1299
	Dent Repair	A blonde was driving back from the mall when ...	1242	5	0	0.4026
	Did that	A little fella walks into a bar. Unfortunately there is a pile ...	969	13	0	1.3416
	Dizzy	A suave guy sat down with a blonde in a bar who wa ...	910	13	0	1.4286
	Double	I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double ...	880	9	0	1.0227
	Faith	A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. ...	4212	390	245	3.4425
	Firetruck	A blonde was in the kitchen making cookies, she pu ...	936	12	0	1.2821
	Giraffe	A guy goes into a bar with a giraffe ...	1003	11	0	1.0967
	Goodnbad_news	"I've got some good news and some bad news" the do ...	946	10	1	0.9514
	Green Balls	A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop ...	1741	16	0	0.9190
	Head	After the couple's beers were served ...	840	8	0	0.9524
	Help	Why do blonds always die before help arrives ...	847	11	1	1.1806
	Horse	A horse walks into a bar. ...	897	8	0	0.8919
	Jesus	Jesus walks into an inn and throws some nails on the counter ...	961	13	1	1.2487
	Jigsaw	A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a problem. ...	873	13	0	1.4891
	Jumper cables	This guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables ...	1845	65	317	-13.6585
	Knees	What did one blonde's knee say to the other? ...	813	59	42	2.0910
	Know	Pregnant blonde goes to tell her parents; They get very upset ...	1210	14	0	1.1570
	Kool-Aid	Why don't blondes make Kool-Aid? ...	1069	11	0	1.0290
	Lost Dog	Crying her eyes out, the blonde approached the policeman ...	916	9	1	0.8734
	M+M factories	Why don't blondes work at M+M factories? ...	1012	8	0	0.7905
	Make like a frog	Make like a frog ...	1541	507	454	3.4393
	Molecular genetics	A guy walks into a bar, approaches the bartender and says ...	878	13	0	1.4806
	Monkey	A man walks into a bar and sees a monkey perched on a stool ...	929	10	0	1.0764
	Murder	WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headlin ...	1041	19	1	1.7291
	Mushroom	A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink ...	825	8	0	0.9697
	Neutron	A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender ...	746	10	0	1.3405
	Nude_painter	A man requested a blonde painter to paint him in ...	1113	10	0	0.8985
	Nuts and Cigs	A man walks into a bar ...	900	7	0	0.7778
	OJ	Why did the blonde keep staring at the orange juice carton ...	980	12	0	1.2245
	Orange	Two oranges in a bar, one says to the other ...	868	12	0	1.3825
	Owl	What does a blonde owl say? ...	1081	10	1	0.8326
	Parrot	A black man walks into a bar with a large parrot on his shoulder ...	910	8	0	0.8791
	Penguin	A guy walks into a bar and asks ...	942	9	0	0.9554
	Pigs	A pig went into a bar and asked the bartender for a glass of wate ...	841	13	0	1.5458
	Prayer	Our lager, Which art in barrels ...	699	12	0	1.7167
	R-rated	Why did 18 blondes go to the R-rated movie? ...	1143	14	0	1.2248
	Revenge	The bar had just closed at 3AM on a rainy night ...	817	15	0	1.8360
	Rooster	A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a ...	936	15	1	1.4957
	Running Bus	Why should you never run in front of a bus? ...	6796	257	23	3.4432
	Sandwich	A ham-and-cheese sandwich walks into a bar. ...	4388	81	0	1.8459
	Seal	This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender ...	1029	11	0	1.0690
	Serve	With an alligator with him and asks the barman ...	812	9	1	0.9852
	Singing	a group of people using sign language. ...	837	12	0	1.4337
	Skeleton	This skeleton walks into a bar and says ...	849	14	1	1.5312
	Slut	Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horr ...	1114	14	0	1.2567
	Snail	An angry bartender was closing up for the night ...	2615	102	12	3.4417
	Snake	A snake slithers into a bar ...	8510	327	34	3.4430
	Tarmac	A piece of Tarmac goes into a pub , orders a drink ...	740	10	0	1.3514
	Termite	A termite walks into a bar and says ...	1543	61	504	-28.7103
	Thanks	What does a woman say after 10 multiple orgasms ? ...	640	10	0	1.5625
	The Bet	A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. ...	822	10	0	1.2165
	Toothless Termite	A toothless termite walks into a bar, and asks ...	1183	16	0	1.3525
	Trouble	Bloke goes into pub.. ...	766	9	0	1.1749
	Twins	The blonde had been married about a year when one day ...	1212	14	1	1.0726
	Vacuum	A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. ...	2113	169	107	2.9342
	Ventriloquist	A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and h ...	1249	28	0	2.2418
	Waterloo	One afternoon a man goes into a bar very thirsty ...	738	11	0	1.4905
	What I Got	A man goes into a pub and says to the barman ...	859	9	0	1.0477
	Yogurt	Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar ...	939	8	0	0.8520
	You_have_mail	A blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, ...	1360	18	1	1.2500