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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	2 strings	These two strings walk into a bar and sit down ...	2041	26	16	0.4900
	3 wishes	A man was walking on the beach ...	8558	1232	832	4.6740
	5 year old	For weeks a five-year-old child kept telling his kindergarten teacher ...	1681	49	15	2.0226
	51_days	A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical ...	3810	84	9	1.9685
	Another Bar	A man walked into a bar ...	1925	6	7	-0.0519
	Bachelor	A bachelor is a cagey guy and has a load of fun ...	1063	7	3	0.3763
	Bacterium	Why did the bacterium cross the microscope? ...	814	12	2	1.2285
	Bad Bet	Alfred Doolittle, former dustman turned philosopher ...	863	8	3	0.5794
	Bad Brakes	Three engineers are riding down the road in a car ...	1181	14	5	0.7621
	Bad Brand	A New York family bought a ranch out West ...	807	11	0	1.3631
	Bad Cook	A man walks into a diner and orders a hamburger ...	1004	14	0	1.3944
	Bad Cough	A fellow with a bad cough comes into the pharmacy ...	849	12	0	1.4134
	Bad Date	A young man took a blind date to an amusement park ...	914	10	1	0.9847
	Bad Dog	A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar ...	1536	16	5	0.7161
	Bad Eyes	Sobel goes into the optometrist's office. ...	740	9	2	0.9459
	Bad Food	Mr. and Mrs. Steinfeld are asleep in their beds late one night ...	817	8	0	0.9792
	Bad Girl	3 girls died and was brought to the gates of heaven ...	1741	25	5	1.1488
	Bad Looks	After a preachers wife took her overworked husband ...	785	13	0	1.6561
	Bad News	After being with his blind date all evening ...	740	9	1	1.0811
	Bad Weapon	Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someone ...	717	13	0	1.8131
	Bag boy	This guy has been working as a bag boy in a supermarket ...	820	8	2	0.7317
	Bakery	A man goes into a bakery and asks the woman for a piece of pie ...	834	12	1	1.3189
	Bakkers	Have you heard about Jim Bakkers latest book? ...	590	9	0	1.5254
	Ballooonist	A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes ...	671	9	0	1.3413
	Banana	What did the banana say to the orange? ...	769	12	0	1.5605
	Banana_pocket	Is that a banana in your pocket? ...	702	9	1	1.1396
	Banana_split	This country boy took his girl to the ice cream ...	716	8	0	1.1173
	Bangkok marathon	Did you hear who won the Bangkok marathon? ...	815	3	0	0.3681
	Bank	I'm new around here, said a man to a little boy ...	681	7	0	1.0279
	Bankrupt	Hear about the bank that wanted its bankrupt custo ...	657	9	0	1.3699
	Bankrupt2	After the wedding, the bride's dad took a taxi to ...	677	11	1	1.4771
	Bank_robber	An FBI agent was talking to a bank teller after th ...	714	11	1	1.4006
	Bar	Three men walk into a bar, ...	1349	14	0	1.0378
	Barber01	The barber was far from proficient, nicking the cu ...	608	8	1	1.1513
	Barber02	One barbershop in town put up a sign attacking the ...	585	11	0	1.8803
	Barber03	A man tells the barber. "Don't put any sweet stuf ...	598	8	0	1.3378
	Barber04	I know why they call it a crew cut. ...	768	28	3	3.2552
	Barber05	You have to worry about a barber who orders one bo ...	558	7	0	1.2545
	Barbie	A woman and her little daughter go into a toy stor ...	735	9	0	1.2245
	Barbie_sex	Why doesn’t Barbie get pregnant ? ...	868	12	0	1.3825
	Bare Spot	I was playing in the back yard one day with my son ...	620	10	1	1.4516
	Baseball	What happens to baseball players who go blind? ...	1299	97	165	-5.2348
	Baseball_bat	After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines ...	574	8	0	1.3937
	Baseball_outting	A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his ...	578	9	0	1.5571
	Basket	The ultimate gesture to a guest in one San Francis ...	538	9	1	1.4870
	Baskets	What does the Easter Bunny get for making baskets. ...	545	14	0	2.5688
	Bastard2	An old guy and his son had a one-mule farm and bar ...	593	8	0	1.3491
	Bastards	Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a tra ...	693	12	0	1.7316
	Bates	There was an old pirate named Bates ...	1023	8	0	0.7820
	Bath	"Did you take a bath?" ...	1015	15	7	0.7882
	Bathroom Talk	I was sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall ...	1511	49	0	3.2429
	Bats	A vampire bat came flapping in from the night cove ...	537	10	1	1.6760
	Batting	When baseball great Ty Cobb was 70, a reporter ask ...	545	13	0	2.3853
	Battle	Teacher: "In which of his battles was King Gustavu ...	531	11	0	2.0716
	Baylor_mascot	It has been my experience down here in Texas that ...	605	12	1	1.8182
	Bean_farmer	A local bean farmer was blessed with a wonderful c ...	606	7	0	1.1551
	Bear	A bear walks into a bar and says, I'd like a beer ...	1263	9	1	0.6334
	Bearded_farmer	One day a salesman stopped by the Jammer Jones far ...	546	9	0	1.6484
	Bears	A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. ...	1198	32	0	2.6711
	Bears	How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear? ...	546	7	0	1.2821
	Bear_ears	What do you call bears with no ears? ...	556	10	0	1.7986
	Bear_left	Ground to pilot: "12 Alpha, turn right on Hotel, t ...	503	8	0	1.5905
	Bear_types	How to tell the species of bear you are looking at ...	1237	118	133	-1.2126
	Beatles	This base was quite far from 'civilization' with the obvious ...	534	11	0	2.0599
	Beatles	What would it take to get the Beatles back togethe ...	528	9	0	1.7045
	Beatles_one	It is a tale of tight times in the military. Becau ...	526	8	0	1.5209
	Beat_me	The British Judge asks the little girl: ...	647	10	0	1.5456
	Bed Making	Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night ...	627	11	0	1.7544
	Bedside	Her husband has been slipping in and out of a coma for months ...	567	9	0	1.5873
	Beef	A wife started serving chopped meat, monday hambur ...	522	8	0	1.5326
	Beer Talk	So occasionally you go to the neighborhood bar or ...	532	10	0	1.8797
	Beercans	Why are beer cans so easy to open? ...	544	8	0	1.4706
	Beergod	WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN GOD ...	906	16	0	1.7660
	Beer_trouble	SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. ...	586	11	0	1.8771
	Bees	Fella was in the market to buy some acreage. He f ...	509	9	0	1.7682
	Bee_keeper	Woman: One of your bees just stung me. I wan ...	493	11	0	2.2312
	Beggers	Three beggars are begging in New York City. ...	532	8	0	1.5038
	Beggers2	Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding o ...	541	9	0	1.6636
	Behead	During the French Revolution a priest, a lawyer an ...	688	15	1	2.0349
	Being_followed	"So," Lynn asked the detective she had hired,"did ...	484	8	0	1.6529
	Bell	Passing an office building late one night, the moron saw a sign ...	484	9	0	1.8595
	Bellringer_3	One day, the old man in charge of ringing matins a ...	560	9	0	1.6071
	Best friend	Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend ...	497	6	1	1.0060
	Best_friend	The judge asks the man why he shot his wife. The m ...	567	9	0	1.5873
	Best_things	The best thing for you," the doctor said, "is to c ...	1289	91	40	3.9566
	Bet	A slimy fellow proposed a one dollar bar bet to a full figured gi ...	527	7	0	1.3283
	Bet	A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other ...	467	7	0	1.4989
	Better	Last time the circus came to town, an ad for an an ...	495	9	0	1.8182
	Better_in_bed	A lady was quarrelling with her maid, and the maid ...	561	13	0	2.3173
	Better_off	A shipwrecked sailor who had spent three years on ...	471	9	0	1.9108
	Bible	A couple of marines were serving in Italy during t ...	503	8	0	1.5905
	Bible_pms	A preacher was telling his congregation that anyth ...	547	10	0	1.8282
	Biffo	Biffo the bear walks in to a pub and says ...	1298	89	336	-19.0293
	Big Sissy	One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm ...	487	8	0	1.6427
	Big tip	A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini ...	2201	150	213	-2.8623
	Bigamy	Two women who hadn't seen each other for a while m ...	652	10	0	1.5337
	Bigger	Children, what part of the human anatomy expands twelve times ...	1061	14	0	1.3195
	Big_fight	A young boy came home from school and told his mot ...	1994	313	294	0.9529
	Big_mouse	A man walks into a hardware store and says: Give m ...	461	9	1	1.7354
	Big_trade	Experienced economist and not so experienced econo ...	417	11	1	2.3981
	Bikini	A 16-year-old girl bought herself a very tiny biki ...	654	10	1	1.3761
	Bills	A research worker, conducting a sex survey, phoned ...	1369	49	2	3.4332
	Bills_bills	A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. The ...	639	14	0	2.1909
	Bills_house	As many people have probably heard by now, Bill Ga ...	432	6	0	1.3889
	Billydad	A grade school teacher was asking students what th ...	859	8	1	0.8149
	Bird	A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush ...	473	6	0	1.2685
	Bird Smells	Two birds are sat on a perch. One says to the other ...	1082	59	225	-15.3420
	Bird_disease	Have you heard of that disease that you get from k ...	482	11	0	2.2822
	Bird_dog	Two idiots purchased a bird dog. They took the dog ...	8251	610	551	0.7151
	Bird_shit	What do you do if a bird shits on your car? ...	489	8	0	1.6360
	Bird_theives	Hear about the bird thieves who were accused of... ...	442	8	0	1.8100
	Birthday	For an eighteenth birthday gift, my kid wanted a black gown ...	756	13	1	1.5873
	Birthday_gist	Why did God make man first? ...	497	8	0	1.6097
	Bisexual	"The worst thing about dating a bisexual is that t ...	552	7	1	1.0870
	Biting_it	How different professions loose their jobs ...	605	8	0	1.3223
	Black Hair	What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black ...	7887	393	81	3.9559
	Black_and_white	A father was discussing life with his nine-year-ol ...	501	6	0	1.1976
	Blame	Parents often talk about the younger generations a ...	416	8	0	1.9231
	Blind	OK, there was this woman that liked to do her hous ...	486	9	0	1.8519
	Blind Date	Jerry let his friend set him up on a blind date ...	477	7	0	1.4675
	Blind2	A blind man and his dog go into the supermarket an ...	582	11	0	1.8900
	Blind3	The funniest thing I ever did was when I was borro ...	462	9	0	1.9481
	Blindman	...	457	9	1	1.7505
	Blind_date	Jerry let his friend set him up on a blind date. ...	461	8	0	1.7354
	Blind_date3	Young man took a girl out on a blind date. ...	453	7	0	1.5453
	Blind_diver	Bob, an experienced sky diver, was getting ready f ...	449	6	0	1.3363
	Blind_man	Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the conven ...	484	8	0	1.6529
	Blind_nudist	Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony? ...	504	7	0	1.3889
	Blinker Fluid	Sherry meets up with Jill as she picks up her car ...	6269	360	112	3.9560
	Bliss	New neighbors had moved in next door and Mrs. Clar ...	426	8	0	1.8779
	Blkrabbi	What would a black rabbi say? ...	434	8	0	1.8433
	Blnddive	Why don’t blind men skydive? It scares the heck ou ...	410	9	0	2.1951
	Blndnude	How do you tell a blind man in a nudist camp? ...	10716	452	28	3.9567
	Bloack_coffee	Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? ...	443	9	0	2.0316
	Blockbuster	I rented a movie from Blockbuster. Before the movi ...	485	8	1	1.4433
	Blond011	A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in th ...	2848	62	6	1.9663
	Blond012	What's the difference between a blonde and a telep ...	2608	16	11	0.1917
	Blond013	What's the difference between a blonde and an iron ...	2477	23	8	0.6056
	Blond014	Why did the blonde return her new scarf to the sto ...	2163	17	7	0.4623
	Blond015	Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? ...	2197	16	6	0.4552
	Blond016	How can you tell the difference between a blonde a ...	2219	14	7	0.3155
	Blond017	How does a blonde screw in a lightbulb? ...	2120	13	3	0.4717
	Blond018	Why do blondes take the pill? ...	2159	14	3	0.5095
	Blond019	Did you hear about the blonde who lost her mind ...	1945	13	1	0.6170
	Blond020	Did you hear about the blonde who only smelled goo ...	1770	12	2	0.5650
	Blond021	Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all ni ...	1689	16	2	0.8289
	Blond022	How can you tell if a blonde has been using your l ...	1714	12	2	0.5834
	Blond023	How can you tell if a blonde has used your compute ...	1658	10	1	0.5428
	Blond024	How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves ...	1607	12	0	0.7467
	Blond025	How did the blonde try to kill the bird ...	1516	16	0	1.0554
	Blond026	How do blondes hold their liquor ...	1246	29	49	-1.6051
	Blond027	How do blondes pierce their ears ...	1524	10	0	0.6562
	Blond028	How do you change a blonde's mind ...	1666	33	33	0.0000
	Blond029	How do you confuse a blonde ...	1538	17	0	1.1053
	Blond030	How do you describe a blonde surrounded by droolin ...	1291	10	1	0.6971
	Blond031	How do you drown a blonde ...	1397	11	1	0.7158
	Blond032	How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree ...	1216	11	0	0.9046
	Blond033	How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye ...	1257	9	0	0.7160
	Blond034	How do you kill a blonde ...	1381	8	2	0.4345
	Blond035	How do you know when a blonde is having her period ...	1391	12	2	0.7189
	Blond036	How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday ...	1276	15	0	1.1755
	Blond037	How do you make a blonde's eyes light up ...	2631	184	80	3.9529
	Blond039	How does a blonde hemophiliac cure herself ...	1071	8	0	0.7470
	Blond040	How does a blonde high-5 ...	1235	12	0	0.9717
	Blond041	How does a blonde kill a fish ...	1170	9	0	0.7692
	Blond042	How does a blonde turn on the light in the morning ...	1026	8	0	0.7797
	Blond043	How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex ...	1268	13	0	1.0252
	Blond044	How is a blonde like spaghetti ...	1146	9	0	0.7853
	Blond045	How many big busted blondes does it take to change ...	1063	12	0	1.1289
	Blond046	How many blondes does it take to make chocolate ch ...	943	47	25	2.3330
	Blond047	How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightb ...	1117	11	1	0.8953
	Blond048	If Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde a ...	1497	23	3	1.3360
	Blond049	The most expensive thing in the world is a blonde ...	1054	9	1	0.7590
	Blond050	This blonde is so dumb- She doesn't realize that y ...	1127	15	0	1.3310
	Blond051	This blonde was so dumb - that she had to take off ...	1098	10	0	0.9107
	Blond052	What did the blonde say when asked if she wanted t ...	944	10	0	1.0593
	Blond053	What did the blonde say when she found out she was ...	941	10	0	1.0627
	Blond054	What did the blonde say when she opened a box of c ...	981	8	0	0.8155
	Blond055	What did the blonde say when the job interviewer a ...	904	9	0	0.9956
	Blond056	What did the postcard from the blonde say ...	913	10	0	1.0953
	Blond057	What do blondes and beer bottles have in common ...	901	9	0	0.9989
	Blond058	What do blondes and computers have in common ...	853	9	0	1.0551
	Blond059	What do most blondes have against condoms ...	966	9	0	0.9317
	Blond060	What do you call 15 blondes standing in a circle ...	1004	11	0	1.0956
	Blond061	What do you call a blond with a brunette on either ...	746	37	35	0.2681
	Blond062	What do you call a blonde driving a car ...	1373	42	1	2.9862
	Blond063	What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet ...	841	13	0	1.5458
	Blond065	What do you call a blonde with half a brain ...	855	10	0	1.1696
	Blond066	What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes ...	882	11	0	1.2472
	Blond067	What do you call a brunette with a blond on either ...	747	14	0	1.8742
	Blond068	What do you call a ski slope covered in blondes ...	812	9	0	1.1084
	Blond070	What do you call an intelligent blonde ...	891	12	0	1.3468
	Blond071	What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at y ...	764	10	0	1.3089
	Blond072	What do you get when you have 20 blondes in the fr ...	854	11	0	1.2881
	Blond073	What do you say to a blonde who won't give in ...	597	12	4	1.3400
	Blond074	What does a blonde do first thing in the morning ...	765	8	0	1.0458
	Blond075	What does a blonde put behind her ears to attract ...	785	9	0	1.1465
	Blond076	What does a blonde say after finding out she's pre ...	779	9	0	1.1553
	Blond077	What does a blonde say after making love ...	875	11	0	1.2571
	Blond078	What does a blonde say after sex ...	961	11	0	1.1446
	Blond079	What does a blonde say after you blow in her ear ...	791	10	0	1.2642
	Blond080	What does a blonde say first thing in the morning ...	794	10	0	1.2594
	Blond081	What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear ...	877	39	33	0.6842
	Blond082	What goes "VROOM SCREECH! VROOM SCREECH! VROOM SCR ...	1083	9	0	0.8310
	Blond083	What is a blonde's mating call ...	955	11	0	1.1518
	Blond084	What is a brunette's mating call ...	885	8	0	0.9040
	Blond085	What is the mating call of an ugly blonde ...	828	10	0	1.2077
	Blond086	What is the most used 4 letter word by a blonde ...	873	9	0	1.0309
	Blond087	What's a blondes favorite drink ...	840	12	0	1.4286
	Blond088	What's similar about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, ...	1366	41	37	0.2928
	Blond089	What's similar about UFOs and smart blondes ...	764	10	0	1.3089
	Blond090	What's the difference between a blonde and a bowli ...	948	12	0	1.2658
	Blond091	What's the difference between a blonde and a compu ...	879	10	0	1.1377
	Blond092	What's the difference between a blonde and a puppy ...	934	12	1	1.1777
	Blond093	What's the difference between an intelligent blond ...	885	10	0	1.1299
	Blond094	What's the first thing a blonde does after sex ...	798	8	0	1.0025
	Blond095	Why are blonde jokes so short ...	1003	15	1	1.3958
	Blond096	Why are blondes like turtles ...	760	9	0	1.1842
	Blond097	Why can't blondes use birth control pills ...	745	12	0	1.6107
	Blond099	Why did GOD invent Orgasms ...	976	9	0	0.9221
	Blond100	Why did the blonde climb the glass wall ...	715	10	0	1.3986
	Blond101	Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory ...	709	8	0	1.1283
	Blond102	Why did the blonde get turned down for auto insura ...	681	7	0	1.0279
	Blond103	Why did the blonde go to Hollywood ...	662	8	0	1.2085
	Blond104	Why did the blonde have square boobs ...	850	10	0	1.1765
	Blond105	Why do animals put their noses in blondes crotch ...	1184	29	88	-4.9831
	Blond106	Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shoes ...	799	10	0	1.2516
	Blond107	Why do blondes have fur on the hems of their dress ...	702	10	0	1.4245
	Blond108	Why do blondes have more fun ...	734	9	0	1.2262
	Blond109	Why do blondes like the GST ...	842	13	0	1.5439
	Blond110	Why do blondes wear green lipstick ...	707	8	0	1.1315
	Blond111	Why do blondes wear panties ...	806	10	0	1.2407
	Blond112	Why do blondes wear shoulder pads ...	675	10	0	1.4815
	Blond113	Why do blondes wear shoulder pads ...	671	10	0	1.4903
	Blond114	Why do blondes wear so much hairspray ...	714	10	0	1.4006
	Blond115	Why do blondes wear their hair up ...	701	9	0	1.2839
	Blond117	Why do blonds wear green lipstick ...	672	9	2	1.0417
	Blond118	Why do you take a blonde shopping with you ...	674	8	0	1.1869
	Blond119	Why does a blonde eat beans on Saturday ...	742	10	0	1.3477
	Blond120	Why does a blonde only change her baby's diaper on ...	716	10	0	1.3966
	Blond121	Why don't blondes breast feed their babies ...	797	10	0	1.2547
	Blond122	Why don't blondes like pickles ...	751	8	0	1.0652
	Blond123	Why don't blondes play frisbee ...	728	10	0	1.3736
	Blond124	Why don't blondes take coffee breaks ...	703	10	0	1.4225
	Blond125	Why don't blondes take hot showers ...	775	9	0	1.1613
	Blond126	Why don't they give blondes coffee breaks ...	712	11	0	1.5449
	Blond127	Why is it good to have a blonde passenger ...	1036	39	55	-1.5444
	Blond128	Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a w ...	713	11	0	1.5428
	Blond129	Why was the blonde delighted when she finished the ...	676	9	0	1.3314
	Blond130	What did the blonde say when she found out she was ...	714	10	0	1.4006
	Blond131	What's similar about UFOs and smart blondes? ...	625	9	0	1.4400
	Blond132	Why are blondes like turtles? ...	681	10	0	1.4684
	Blond133	Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all ni ...	717	10	0	1.3947
	Blond134	Why was the blonde delighted when she finished the ...	5789	296	67	3.9558
	Blond135	Why can't blondes use birth control pills? ...	736	13	0	1.7663
	Blond136	How did the blonde try to kill the bird? ...	690	13	0	1.8841
	Blond137	A brunette walks into a bar - ask the bartender fo ...	1034	12	1	1.0638
	Blond139	There's this blond out in the middle of a field si ...	939	12	1	1.1715
	Blonde Cook	Dear Diary, ...	1224	24	1	1.8791
	Blond_barcode	So there's this blonde checkout girl, and one of t ...	1039	14	1	1.2512
	Blond_boeng	A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby co ...	553	7	0	1.2658
	Blond_chain	A blonde was asked why she was pulling a chain dow ...	895	9	1	0.8939
	Blond_death	Judi goes into work one morning crying her eyes ou ...	1130	15	1	1.2389
	Blond_drinks	What's a blonde's favourite nursery rhyme? ...	911	9	0	0.9879
	Blond_ice	One day, a man comes home from work and finds his ...	1010	13	0	1.2871
	Blood_corpuscles	Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named ...	485	9	0	1.8557
	Blow	A WHALE OF A JOKE ...	529	8	0	1.5123
	Blow job	This guy walks into a bar ...	1227	12	0	0.9780
	Blubber	Down in the Sea ...	534	8	0	1.4981
	Bl_blind	A young lady gets knocked over by a Rolls Royce In ...	1003	11	2	0.8973
	Bl_convo	The executive was interviewing a young blonde for ...	999	18	3	1.5015
	Bl_convo	The executive was interviewing a young blonde for ...	472	7	0	1.4831
	Bl_dents	A blonde was driving back from the mall when there ...	679	10	0	1.4728
	Bl_finger	A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches e ...	912	14	0	1.5351
	Bl_horns	"Sir," the blond inquired, "why doesn't this cow h ...	899	16	0	1.7798
	Bl_juice	Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen ora ...	734	10	0	1.3624
	Bl_koolaid	Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID? ...	730	10	0	1.3699
	Bl_smart	What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common? ...	724	11	0	1.5193
	Bl_vegas	In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and ...	836	9	0	1.0766
	Boat	There were these two twins Joe and John. Joe was ...	438	10	0	2.2831
	Boeing	A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country ...	901	6	0	0.6659
	Boff_us	There were these two sisters Luella and Rose. They ...	424	6	0	1.4151
	Boiled	What did the egg say to the boiling water? ...	6143	260	17	3.9557
	Bologna	Hear about the nymphomaniac that owns a deli? ...	408	9	0	2.2059
	Bolted	"What's the difference between a nail, a screw and ...	759	15	0	1.9763
	Bomb_bull	Did you hear the one about the bull who swallowed ...	469	9	0	1.9190
	Boob_talk	What did one boob say to the other? ...	566	8	0	1.4134
	Books	I'm trying to build up my progamming library and n ...	423	8	0	1.8913
	Boomrang	What do u call a boomerang that doesn't return? A ...	417	9	0	2.1583
	Bored_flies	Two flies are sitting on a turd, one has his hea ...	427	8	1	1.6393
	Borg	I am Pentium of Borg. ...	389	10	0	2.5707
	Borneo_drums	A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for ...	419	6	0	1.4320
	Borrowed_money	A guy goes over to his friend`s house, rings the b ...	572	9	0	1.5734
	Boss	What did the boss say to the bridge ...	1543	87	263	-11.4064
	Boss1	What's the difference between your boss and the su ...	795	8	0	1.0063
	Boss2	What's the difference between your boss and time ? ...	729	8	0	1.0974
	Boss3	What did your boss say to the cannon ? ...	570	9	0	1.5789
	Boss4	What did your boss say to the calendar ? ...	567	9	0	1.5873
	Boss6	What did your boss say to George Washington ? ...	1391	64	9	3.9540
	Bounce	I was throwing a tennis ball against the wall the other day ...	439	7	0	1.5945
	Bragging	There are these race horses staying in a stable. ...	576	12	1	1.9097
	Brain	A brain goes into a pub and says to the barman ...	5410	246	32	3.9556
	Brain	Left Brain? Right Brain? ...	427	11	0	2.5761
	Brake_fluid	One day this mechanic was working late under a car ...	413	9	0	2.1792
	Branding	A New York family bought a ranch out West where th ...	469	7	0	1.4925
	Bra_hat	What did the bra say to the hat? ...	4701	196	10	3.9566
	Bread2	A guy from Tyson Foods arranges to visit the Pope. ...	432	10	0	2.3148
	Breakfast	The angry wife met her husband at the door. There ...	3363	141	8	3.9548
	Breakin	Some guy broke into our house last week ...	654	7	0	1.0703
	Breasts	Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? ...	600	11	0	1.8333
	Breastsicons	Emoticon Breasts ...	539	9	0	1.6698
	Breaths	A young girl visits the doctor for the first time. ...	449	9	0	2.0045
	Brewster_rooster	A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he w ...	413	6	0	1.4528
	Bridal	A soon to be married woman was making arrangements ...	585	9	0	1.5385
	Bridetobe	Hear about the eager bride to be... ...	431	9	0	2.0882
	Bridge	There is a story about a monastery in Europe perc ...	486	10	0	2.0576
	Bridge	How is the card game Bridge and sex alike? ...	1039	22	0	2.1174
	Bridge	A philosopher went into a closet for ten years ...	479	9	0	1.8789
	Bridge_sex	A cleaning woman was applying for a new position a ...	588	8	1	1.1905
	Brighten_the_home	Eleanor remarked to husband Joe that their grandch ...	4677	207	22	3.9555
	Broken_vator	A nervous passenger on an elevator asked the opera ...	1086	151	117	3.1308
	Brotherhood	A seedily dressed man came up to me ...	754	17	0	2.2546
	Brown & Sticky	What's brown and sticky ...	1129	122	335	-18.8663
	Brown_paper	A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for ever ...	425	8	0	1.8824
	Bruce Lee	What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get? ...	743	102	189	-11.7093
	Brush_up	A friend of mine studying medicine once told me th ...	455	7	0	1.5385
	Bucket	The weather was very hot and this man wanted despe ...	420	9	0	2.1429
	Buddhist_cuisine	A Buddhist gentleman was in the habit of leaving a ...	484	10	1	1.8595
	Buffalo Brains	A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo ...	460	7	0	1.5217
	Bug	Every night, Joe would go to the liquor store, get a six pack ...	2562	167	275	-4.2155
	Bulimic convention	Did you hear about that bulimic convention? ...	414	9	0	2.1739
	Bull	At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells anothe ...	521	8	1	1.3436
	Bull	A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm ...	1157	28	0	2.4201
	Bullball	A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take ...	440	10	0	2.2727
	Bullblow	What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a b ...	792	10	0	1.2626
	Bullmast	what do you call a masturbating bull ?? = ...	421	9	0	2.1378
	Bullpill	A farmer needs a bull to service his cows but need ...	411	9	0	2.1898
	Bureaucracy	Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. ...	422	9	0	2.1327
	Burgerking	Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As t ...	2957	176	59	3.9567
	Burning_the_kayac	Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but wh ...	410	8	0	1.9512
	Burnt Offering	Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives ...	500	12	0	2.4000
	Bury_frank	Two men were sitting on a bench. One of the men sa ...	406	8	0	1.9704
	Bus	I saw your husband at the amusement park, and he'd been drinking ...	405	6	0	1.4815
	Bus Run 2	Why should you never run behind a bus? ...	395	6	0	1.5190
	Business	There are two essential basic strategies for succe ...	355	8	0	2.2535
	Busted	A man came home VERY late, drunk as a skunk ...	951	8	0	0.8412
	Busted	The Father, passing thru the son's college town la ...	440	9	0	2.0455
	Busted2	One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his week ...	420	9	0	2.1429
	Busted3	While in the back of a police car, one of the poli ...	445	6	0	1.3483
	Busy	How do you keep a blond busy? ...	1067	8	0	0.7498
	Busy_work	How do you keep an idiot busy? ...	446	8	0	1.7937
	Butcher	What happened to the butcher? ...	421	7	0	1.6627
	Butter	This company had a real superior product in its bu ...	418	11	0	2.6316
	Butter2	Q. Why did the moron throw the butter out the wind ...	426	9	0	2.1127
	Buttkick	"I don't want to worry you," the little boy said t ...	689	6	0	0.8708
	Buttons	SAYINGS THAT SHOULD BE ON BUTTONS: ...	543	11	0	2.0258
	Buzzards	As spring migration approached, two elderly vultures ...	1018	83	118	-3.4381
	Buzzword	BUZZWORDS FOR MANAGERS ...	456	7	0	1.5351
	Change	Ricky and his sister walked into the bank and dumped ...	388	8	0	2.0619
	Coat hanger	Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back ...	1008	9	0	0.8929
	Conception	Three pregnant ladies, a redhead, a brunette and a ...	1921	92	16	3.9563
	Confused_blonde	Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom? ...	914	11	0	1.2035
	Cookie	Colonel: You say you served with the Army in France? ...	420	8	0	1.9048
	Cow and Bull	The difference between a cow and a bull ...	543	11	0	2.0258
	Cowgirls	Why do blondes make poor cowgirls? ...	1212	13	1	0.9901
	Dead Bird	A blonde and a brunette were walking down the street ...	1047	12	0	1.1461
	Death	A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears ...	803	10	0	1.2453
	Dent Repair	A blonde was driving back from the mall when ...	1120	4	0	0.3571
	Did that	A little fella walks into a bar. Unfortunately there is a pile ...	899	13	0	1.4461
	Dizzy	A suave guy sat down with a blonde in a bar who wa ...	836	13	0	1.5550
	Double	I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double ...	812	9	0	1.1084
	Faith	A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. ...	4091	390	245	3.5444
	Firetruck	A blonde was in the kitchen making cookies, she pu ...	858	12	0	1.3986
	Giraffe	A guy goes into a bar with a giraffe ...	924	11	0	1.1905
	Goodnbad_news	"I've got some good news and some bad news" the do ...	871	10	1	1.0333
	Green Balls	A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop ...	1648	16	0	0.9709
	Head	After the couple's beers were served ...	766	8	0	1.0444
	Help	Why do blonds always die before help arrives ...	771	11	1	1.2970
	Horse	A horse walks into a bar. ...	827	8	0	0.9674
	Jesus	Jesus walks into an inn and throws some nails on the counter ...	893	13	1	1.3438
	Jigsaw	A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a problem. ...	805	13	0	1.6149
	Jumper cables	This guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables ...	1777	65	317	-14.1812
	Knees	What did one blonde's knee say to the other? ...	740	59	42	2.2973
	Know	Pregnant blonde goes to tell her parents; They get very upset ...	1137	14	0	1.2313
	Kool-Aid	Why don't blondes make Kool-Aid? ...	1009	10	0	0.9911
	Lost Dog	Crying her eyes out, the blonde approached the policeman ...	842	9	1	0.9501
	M+M factories	Why don't blondes work at M+M factories? ...	943	8	0	0.8484
	Make like a frog	Make like a frog ...	1316	506	454	3.9514
	Molecular genetics	A guy walks into a bar, approaches the bartender and says ...	816	13	0	1.5931
	Monkey	A man walks into a bar and sees a monkey perched on a stool ...	858	10	0	1.1655
	Murder	WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headlin ...	952	19	1	1.8908
	Mushroom	A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink ...	759	8	0	1.0540
	Neutron	A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender ...	682	9	0	1.3196
	Nude_painter	A man requested a blonde painter to paint him in ...	1019	10	0	0.9814
	Nuts and Cigs	A man walks into a bar ...	825	7	0	0.8485
	OJ	Why did the blonde keep staring at the orange juice carton ...	914	12	0	1.3129
	Orange	Two oranges in a bar, one says to the other ...	801	12	0	1.4981
	Owl	What does a blonde owl say? ...	1015	10	1	0.8867
	Parrot	A black man walks into a bar with a large parrot on his shoulder ...	843	8	0	0.9490
	Penguin	A guy walks into a bar and asks ...	881	9	0	1.0216
	Pigs	A pig went into a bar and asked the bartender for a glass of wate ...	776	13	0	1.6753
	Prayer	Our lager, Which art in barrels ...	633	12	0	1.8957
	R-rated	Why did 18 blondes go to the R-rated movie? ...	1056	14	0	1.3258
	Revenge	The bar had just closed at 3AM on a rainy night ...	742	15	0	2.0216
	Rooster	A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a ...	869	15	1	1.6110
	Running Bus	Why should you never run in front of a bus? ...	5914	256	22	3.9567
	Sandwich	A ham-and-cheese sandwich walks into a bar. ...	4315	81	0	1.8772
	Seal	This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender ...	946	11	0	1.1628
	Serve	With an alligator with him and asks the barman ...	749	9	1	1.0681
	Singing	a group of people using sign language. ...	758	12	0	1.5831
	Skeleton	This skeleton walks into a bar and says ...	785	14	1	1.6561
	Slut	Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horr ...	1033	14	0	1.3553
	Snail	An angry bartender was closing up for the night ...	2277	101	11	3.9526
	Snake	A snake slithers into a bar ...	7438	326	32	3.9527
	Tarmac	A piece of Tarmac goes into a pub , orders a drink ...	677	10	0	1.4771
	Termite	A termite walks into a bar and says ...	1482	61	502	-29.7571
	Thanks	What does a woman say after 10 multiple orgasms ? ...	566	10	0	1.7668
	The Bet	A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. ...	748	10	0	1.3369
	Toothless Termite	A toothless termite walks into a bar, and asks ...	957	16	0	1.6719
	Trouble	Bloke goes into pub.. ...	697	9	0	1.2912
	Twins	The blonde had been married about a year when one day ...	1138	14	1	1.1424
	Vacuum	A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. ...	2008	169	107	3.0876
	Ventriloquist	A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and h ...	1128	25	0	2.2163
	Waterloo	One afternoon a man goes into a bar very thirsty ...	663	11	0	1.6591
	What I Got	A man goes into a pub and says to the barman ...	782	9	0	1.1509
	Yogurt	Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar ...	861	8	0	0.9292
	You_have_mail	A blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, ...	1240	18	1	1.3710