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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	1 Question	Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer ...	5160	263	59	3.9535
	A gate	I was at work the other day when I saw a man stealing a gate ...	1824	19	9	0.5482
	A Penis	When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life ...	2328	39	3	1.5464
	A Sign	This sign is hanging on the wall where I work: ...	1484	12	4	0.5391
	Aardvark	An anteater walks into a bar and says that he'd like a drink. ...	1513	23	6	1.1236
	Accidents	The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy ...	1894	78	8	3.6959
	Account	This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller ...	1466	22	1	1.4325
	Acid tongue	A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue ...	1177	16	1	1.2744
	Acorn	What did the acorn say when it grew up? ...	1126	11	4	0.6217
	Acting	There was once a great actor who could no longer remember ...	1154	23	0	1.9931
	Actor	I was walking down the street when I saw an actor carrying ...	1489	14	7	0.4701
	Adam	Lulu had been invited to a fancy-dress ball ...	1082	12	2	0.9242
	Adam's Bender	Rumor had it that Adam got bored with life in the Garden of Eden ...	1096	11	1	0.9124
	ADHD	How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb ...	2266	20	13	0.3089
	Adolescence	Adolescence is when you can find Truth ...	996	12	0	1.2048
	Advertising	Shopkeeper Smith was alarmed when a new business ...	928	17	0	1.8319
	Advice	If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago ...	943	6	2	0.4242
	Advice	Advice to young women ...	1695	21	1	1.1799
	Aerials	Two Aerials met on a roof, fell in love & married ...	869	11	1	1.1507
	Affair	A couple of men were coming off the first green ...	990	15	0	1.5152
	Afghans	The reason why afghans don't watch TV ...	951	11	0	1.1567
	Afterlife	Do you believe in life after death? ...	1301	14	0	1.0761
	Aggies	There were these 3 Ag Science students driving along ...	877	13	0	1.4823
	Agreement	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border ...	1028	12	0	1.1673
	Ahmed	Ahmed was showing a foreign vistor around his coun ...	824	12	1	1.3350
	Airlines	There was a guy sitting at an airport bar ...	1475	13	3	0.6780
	Airport	A man was driving to the airport and he saw a sign ...	891	15	0	1.6835
	Aladdin	Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie-Presley were bored one night ...	909	14	0	1.5402
	Albert	In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart ...	834	12	0	1.4388
	All right	Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side ...	3581	306	255	1.4242
	All wet	A high-school student came home from school seeming depressed ...	911	16	0	1.7563
	Allergies	A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets ...	1121	102	186	-7.4933
	Alligator	A boy from New York was being led through the swamps of Florida. ...	802	12	2	1.2469
	Alligator Shoes	An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana ...	751	12	1	1.4647
	Amazing	One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn ...	885	24	0	2.7119
	Ambulance	A man starts choking and says to his wife, Call me an ambulance!' ...	1874	117	272	-8.2711
	Amen	A young man is lost and walking in the desert. ...	4489	112	2	2.4504
	Amish Divorce	Didja hear the one about the Amish man who married an Amish woman ...	1182	13	1	1.0152
	Amnesia	Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time ...	1220	148	131	1.3934
	Amputate	In a hospital serving victims of land mines ...	1470	25	8	1.1565
	Anal	A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor ...	975	16	0	1.6410
	Anarchy	Anarchy is better ...	907	14	0	1.5436
	Angry Sex	A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was ...	22310	337	12	1.4567
	Animal	What do you get when your donkey bites my roosters feet off? ...	1119	16	4	1.0724
	Animal Sounds	A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old ...	1476	16	7	0.6098
	Animal Talk	Animals have the darndest thoughts ...	1047	15	0	1.4327
	Another Bar	A man walked into a bar ...	1925	6	7	-0.0519
	Answers	When the preacher's car broke down on a country road ...	1664	15	4	0.6611
	Ant Farm	I just recently bought an ant farm ...	924	12	3	0.9740
	Antennas	Two antennas met on a roof ...	3192	80	22	1.8170
	Ape Sex	A group of genetic scientists post an ad in the local paper ...	2065	17	3	0.6780
	Appendix Scar	In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young gir ...	1149	18	1	1.4795
	Apple a Day	A man was fooling around with the wife of a doctor ...	1651	17	9	0.4846
	Apples	A group of friends were discussing the subject of how many apples ...	1005	14	4	0.9950
	Arrests	Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid ...	2351	264	171	3.9558
	Art Theft	Hear about the burglars who drove up in a van to rob a museum ...	940	12	3	0.9574
	Artificial Insemination	Two cows are standing next to each other in a field ...	1961	36	42	-0.3060
	Artificial Life	Where is the baby born from previously-frozen egg and sperm? ...	1795	29	3	1.4485
	Asking	Joe and Frank were in the office, and noticed ...	768	12	2	1.3021
	Aspirin	A man walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist ...	2439	226	405	-7.3391
	Aspirin	A man with a winking problem is applying for a position ...	774	16	0	2.0672
	Ass	After the handsome tourist had been served in the cocktail lounge ...	898	14	1	1.4477
	Ass Contest	Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like ...	979	14	0	1.4300
	Attack?	Yesterday my Auntie's friend's daughter was on the on the train ...	896	12	3	1.0045
	Australian	Do you know what an Australian kiss is? ...	860	14	0	1.6279
	Aware	A domineering man married a mere wisp of a girl. ...	790	11	2	1.1392
	AWOL	First soldier: Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you? ...	2732	122	14	3.9531
	Axe murderer	Hear the one 'bout the axe murderer? ...	3010	131	12	3.9535
	Hanging Amputee	If I ever saw an amputee being hanged ...	891	13	1	1.3468
	Happy People	The Gores and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One ...	9201	458	94	3.9561