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	Joke	First Line	Views			Score
	1 Question	Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer ...	6798	294	64	3.3833
	A gate	I was at work the other day when I saw a man stealing a gate ...	2364	21	12	0.3807
	A Penis	When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life ...	2921	43	4	1.3352
	A Sign	This sign is hanging on the wall where I work: ...	1926	13	9	0.2077
	Aardvark	An anteater walks into a bar and says that he'd like a drink. ...	1889	24	10	0.7411
	Accidents	The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy ...	2324	81	9	3.0981
	Account	This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller ...	1830	26	2	1.3115
	Acid tongue	A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue ...	1536	17	2	0.9766
	Acorn	What did the acorn say when it grew up? ...	1456	11	5	0.4121
	Acting	There was once a great actor who could no longer remember ...	1488	26	1	1.6801
	Actor	I was walking down the street when I saw an actor carrying ...	1864	14	8	0.3219
	Adam	Lulu had been invited to a fancy-dress ball ...	1408	13	3	0.7102
	Adam's Bender	Rumor had it that Adam got bored with life in the Garden of Eden ...	1351	11	1	0.7402
	ADHD	How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb ...	2587	24	13	0.4252
	Adolescence	Adolescence is when you can find Truth ...	1268	12	1	0.8675
	Advertising	Shopkeeper Smith was alarmed when a new business ...	1162	21	1	1.7212
	Advice	If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago ...	1176	6	4	0.1701
	Advice	Advice to young women ...	1935	24	1	1.1886
	Aerials	Two Aerials met on a roof, fell in love & married ...	1065	12	1	1.0329
	Affair	A couple of men were coming off the first green ...	1345	17	0	1.2639
	Afghans	The reason why afghans don't watch TV ...	1174	12	0	1.0221
	Afterlife	Do you believe in life after death? ...	1621	16	0	0.9870
	Aggies	There were these 3 Ag Science students driving along ...	1062	14	0	1.3183
	Agreement	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border ...	1246	14	0	1.1236
	Ahmed	Ahmed was showing a foreign vistor around his coun ...	1019	12	1	1.0795
	Airlines	There was a guy sitting at an airport bar ...	1814	15	4	0.6064
	Airport	A man was driving to the airport and he saw a sign ...	1093	16	0	1.4639
	Aladdin	Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie-Presley were bored one night ...	1107	15	1	1.2647
	Albert	In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart ...	1047	14	0	1.3372
	All right	Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side ...	3778	308	255	1.4029
	All wet	A high-school student came home from school seeming depressed ...	1104	17	0	1.5399
	Allergies	A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets ...	1302	102	186	-6.4516
	Alligator	A boy from New York was being led through the swamps of Florida. ...	968	12	3	0.9298
	Alligator Shoes	An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana ...	911	13	1	1.3172
	Amazing	One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn ...	1092	25	0	2.2894
	Ambulance	A man starts choking and says to his wife, Call me an ambulance!' ...	2102	118	274	-7.4215
	Amen	A young man is lost and walking in the desert. ...	4880	115	3	2.2951
	Amish Divorce	Didja hear the one about the Amish man who married an Amish woman ...	1427	13	3	0.7008
	Amnesia	Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time ...	1382	149	131	1.3025
	Amputate	In a hospital serving victims of land mines ...	1828	26	12	0.7659
	Anal	A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor ...	1234	17	0	1.3776
	Anarchy	Anarchy is better ...	1107	14	0	1.2647
	Angry Sex	A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was ...	22664	337	12	1.4340
	Animal	What do you get when your donkey bites my roosters feet off? ...	1321	17	4	0.9841
	Animal Sounds	A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old ...	1792	18	8	0.5580
	Animal Talk	Animals have the darndest thoughts ...	1247	16	0	1.2831
	Another Bar	A man walked into a bar ...	2308	6	12	-0.2600
	Answers	When the preacher's car broke down on a country road ...	2022	16	5	0.5440
	Ant Farm	I just recently bought an ant farm ...	1119	12	3	0.8043
	Antennas	Two antennas met on a roof ...	3373	80	22	1.7195
	Ape Sex	A group of genetic scientists post an ad in the local paper ...	2657	18	4	0.5269
	Appendix Scar	In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young gir ...	1407	19	1	1.2793
	Apple a Day	A man was fooling around with the wife of a doctor ...	2050	19	10	0.4390
	Apples	A group of friends were discussing the subject of how many apples ...	1197	14	4	0.8354
	Arrests	Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid ...	2687	265	173	3.4239
	Art Theft	Hear about the burglars who drove up in a van to rob a museum ...	1130	12	4	0.7080
	Artificial Insemination	Two cows are standing next to each other in a field ...	2127	38	42	-0.1881
	Artificial Life	Where is the baby born from previously-frozen egg and sperm? ...	1927	30	3	1.4011
	Asking	Joe and Frank were in the office, and noticed ...	908	12	3	0.9912
	Aspirin	A man walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist ...	2662	228	405	-6.6491
	Aspirin	A man with a winking problem is applying for a position ...	922	17	0	1.8438
	Ass	After the handsome tourist had been served in the cocktail lounge ...	1062	14	1	1.2241
	Ass Contest	Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like ...	1155	15	0	1.2987
	Attack?	Yesterday my Auntie's friend's daughter was on the on the train ...	1092	12	4	0.7326
	Australian	Do you know what an Australian kiss is? ...	1025	15	0	1.4634
	Aware	A domineering man married a mere wisp of a girl. ...	939	11	3	0.8520
	AWOL	First soldier: Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you? ...	3109	122	15	3.4416
	Axe murderer	Hear the one 'bout the axe murderer? ...	3458	131	12	3.4413
	Hanging Amputee	If I ever saw an amputee being hanged ...	1048	13	1	1.1450
	Happy People	The Gores and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One ...	10864	470	96	3.4426